DallonWeekes: I'm such a dad

BrendonWeekes: does that make me the mom!?!?

DallonWeekes: sure. If that's how you feel. You can be the mom.

DallonWeekes: and what the fuck was Zack doing in that picture

BrendonWeekes: I don't know

- ZackHall has been added -

BrendonWeekes: hey Zack what were you doing when Jake took that picture of me

ZackHall: eating

DallonWeekes: it looked more like you were playing with your food than eating it

ZackHall: I don't tell you how to eat

DallonWeekes: sassy

BrendonWeekes: hey I'm the only sassy one around here Zack is just a dick

ZackHall: I prefer the term asshole

BrendonWeekes: well you don't get to pick the term we call you

ZackHall: disrespectful little shit

BrendonWeekes: 😊

DallonWeekes: okay children break it up

DallonWeekes: Brendon you will always be the kween of sass but that doesn't mean you're the only sassy person

ZackHall: yeehaw

BrendonWeekes: haw yee?

ZackHall: a little butt hurt but I'll feel better if you share your French fries with me

BrendonWeekes: let me think about that

... Um ...

NO!

DallonWeekes: yeesus Brendon you really like that space bar don't you

BrendonWeekes: *blushes* it is like the biggest button on the keyboard

DallonWeekes: you like big BUTTons.

BrendonWeekes: well actually I prefer them to be thicc

DallonWeekes: he protecc he attacc but most importantly he got a thicc ass

ZackHall: awe are you guys talking about ME!

BrendonWeekes: yes Zack. We're talking about you.

ZackHall: I knew it

DallonWeekes: smh I'm gonna go... Don't say anything you don't want me to know because I'm gonna be watching the chat.

BrendonWeekes: hey Zack do you wanna runaway with me and live happily ever after

ZackHall: that's so sweet of you but I'm seeing Kala and You're married to Dallon

BrendonWeekes: they don't need to know

ZackHall: you know what you're right lets go

BrendonWeekes: hehe we are so gonna get away with this

ZackHall: hey Brendon I-I-I- love you

BrendonWeekes: I love you too Zack

BrendonWeekes: do you think Dallon would notice if I changed my username to BrendonHall

DallonWeekes: shut up dorks

ZackHall: alright I'm gonna go now

- ZackHall has left -

BrendonWeekes: well I guess I'm gonna have to stay married to you Dal

DallonWeekes: awwww darn I'm sorry you have to do that

DallonWeekes: seriously tho I gotta go

BrendonWeekes: I guess I do too

BrendonWeekes: hey Dallon?

DallonWeekes: what

BrendonWeekes: I love you

DallonWeekes: I love you too