DallonWeekes: this is my dad beard

BrendonWeekes: I'm just worried

DallonWeekes: about?

BrendonWeekes: what if we don't get approved for adoption

DallonWeekes: why wouldn't we?

BrendonWeekes: well we're musicians and we're always traveling

BrendonWeekes: then there's the obvious...

BrendonWeekes: you have ptsd and I attempted suicide

DallonWeekes: singers take their kids on tour with them all the time. We could home school him while on tour. And your attempt was almost a year ago. And my ptsd is under control.

BrendonWeekes: so they could still think we're unfit parents

DallonWeekes: don't think so negatively

DallonWeekes: I'm sure we'll get approved

DallonWeekes: you're gonna make the best dad ever

BrendonWeekes: no

BrendonWeekes: you're gonna make the best dad ever

DallonWeekes: awe shucks you shouldn't have

DallonWeekes: seriously you shouldn't have because I think you are and you can't fight me on this

BrendonWeekes: wanna bet

DallonWeekes: you don't have the skills to fight me

BrendonWeekes: fortnite is not just a video game. It's a learning experience. And I am gonna merk a hoe

DallonWeekes: I am not a hoe

BrendonWeekes: says daddy long legs over there

DallonWeekes: I prefer to be called dally long legs

BrendonWeekes: nope.

BrendonWeekes: you're a daddy

BrendonWeekes: and you're the best daddy ever

BrendonWeekes: I don't mean that in a sexual way

DallonWeekes: you should because I agree about that one

BrendonWeekes: lmao

DallonWeekes: could you didgeriDONT

BrendonWeekes: FUCK YOU!!!!!

DallonWeekes: YaAaSsS!

DallonWeekes: let's do that instead!

BrendonWeekes: no I'm gonna go take the dogs outside

DallonWeekes: you're picking the dogs over me? 😭😭😭

BrendonWeekes: I'm not picking the dogs the dogs are picking me

DallonWeekes: sure sure blame it on the innocent animals

BrendonWeekes: those dogs are not innocent. They chewed up my xbox controller.

DallonWeekes: that was for the best

BrendonWeekes: I'm giving you the death glare through my phone

DallonWeekes: oh trust me I'm doing the same

BrendonWeekes: I gotta go. Bogart is trying to run into the street.

DallonWeekes: like father like son