BrendonUrie: I'm bored talk to me

DallonWeekes: what are you doing

BrendonUrie: listening to Zack tell us rules

DallonWeekes: shouldn't you be listening then

BrendonUrie: he tells us this every time

BrendonUrie: no running off stage, no running into the crowd, stuff like that

DallonWeekes: ah so don't be an idiot

BrendonUrie: well I'm still alive so that has to count for something

DallonWeekes: I'm guessing there's a reason Zack has to have this talk with you

BrendonUrie: maybe

DallonWeekes: what did you do?

BrendonUrie: I ran into the crowd

BrendonUrie: it was so funny Zack got so scared

DallonWeekes: I'd be scared too

DallonWeekes: I mean you're the lead singer of a pretty famous band and you know how crazy fans can get

BrendonUrie: I know but I trust that they won't kill me

BrendonUrie: I might be kidnapped and locked in Frank Gioia's closet but I don't think they'd kill me

DallonWeekes: I don't know. There's some crazy people out there in the world

BrendonUrie: yeah and I'm dating one of them

DallonWeekes: I thinks it's the other way around sweetie

BrendonUrie: offended

DallonWeekes: you'll get over it soon

BrendonUrie: nope. never.

BrendonUrie: I'm gonna remember this for the rest of my life

DallonWeekes: you're probably gonna forget about it by the end of the night

BrendonUrie: are you doubting my memory skills

DallonWeekes: yes

DallonWeekes: yes I am

BrendonUrie: let's make a bet if I can remember that you called me a crazy person by tomorrow then you have to join me on stage during I write sins not tragedies

DallonWeekes: what do you mean

BrendonUrie: you can be like an extra bass player and we could do some stage gay

DallonWeekes: fine but if I win then we are gonna have a threesome with Ryan

BrendonUrie: deal

DallonWeekes: DEAL

BrendonUrie: you're too excited to lose

DallonWeekes: no I'm gonna win

BrendonUrie: you keep thinking that

DallonWeekes: I will because it's true

BrendonUrie: okay whatever you say

BrendonUrie meet me in the dressing room

DallonWeekes: you want me to watch you change *gasp*

BrendonUrie: no and you act like you've never seen me naked

DallonWeekes: I'm an innocent smol bean

BrendonUrie: you are the farthest from innocent and small

DallonWeekes: so you're saying I'm huge

BrendonUrie: I have a feeling we're not talking about your height anymore

DallonWeekes: nope ;)

BrendonUrie: okay well meet me in the dressing room

DallonWeekes: but it's so far away

BrendonUrie: where are you?

DallonWeekes: backstage

BrendonUrie: omg you are not that far away

DallonWeekes: I don't want to get up

BrendonUrie: I'll come get you

DallonWeekes: okay

BrendonUrie: stay there

DallonWeekes: that's my plan

BrendonUrie: alright I'm coming

DallonWeekes: without me

BrendonUrie: shut up

DallonWeekes: yes ma'am

BrendonUrie: seriously

DallonWeekes: seriously

BrendonUrie: alright I'll be there in like two seconds