Twas a cold winters day in hogwarts. Snape was in his office watching madison beer. Hermione was on her way to see is Mrs Mcgonaggal had finished sewing her new blanket. Mrs Mcgonngal was bending over her fireplace and sticking her head in when hermione came in. Oh sorry is this a bad time cried hermione no i was just getting a haircut  prenounced mrs mcgog. She then leapt up out of her fire and did a cartwheel towards her desk to grope the blanket. She then trhusted it into hermiones warm hands. Thank you mrs mcgonngal weeped hermioe with a mix of glee and confusion but why have you made me a stitched blanket with snape on it? I thought you might want to look at him when you sleep dear? said mrs mcgog in majestical tones. Hermione cried. She thought this was very depressing. On her way to lunch she bumped into snape who was strangely enough holding a blanket with hermione on it. They hugged. Then they put their blankets around each other and skipped into the great hall for some lunch .They were greated by the choir accompianed by a piano singing a lovely slow rendition of niggas in paris. They continued to skip up to the staff table and when they reached it they stood a metre apart screaming at each other at the top of their lungs. Their piercing voices were harmonical. Snape was getting so into it that he broke a sweat. All the students around started to have seizures. Netherless Dumbledore stood up and screamed and they all fainted. Then expectedly corbin bleu walked into the hall followed closely by his partner monique coleman. They swam down to dumbledore, hermione and snape and started telling them that they were not sticking to the status quo! Then snape and hermione set their blankets on fire and threw it into the crowd of students. a flaming figure of Mariah Carey leapt out or the blankets and all the children awoke. Snape and Hermione were left standing there and Snape said I think you are a very pretty girl. Hermione said I think you are a very greasy man. They kissed. The crowd of students and teached erupted into applaude. Hagrid even shed a tear. It was not until now that they realised that the tables were wood and were on fire. They threw without hesitating the school caretaker mr filch into the fire and all was swell.

The school later celebrated in a a joyous way of singing and dancing.