*dramatic sigh* "What a great day for a nice neighborhood BBQ," says Jack.

Jack goes to his backyard and sets up for the BBQ.

He goes from house to house and invites his neighbors to come to the BBQ in about an hour.

He calls a few friends who don't live in his neighborhood and invites them as well.

An hour goes by and everyone has arrived. 

People are talking, dancing, singing, mingling and having a jolly good time. 

"Foods ready!" Jack calls out to the people at the BBQ.

Everyone gets their plates and grabs some food.

The food that's leftover is actually alive.

So, they decide, before they get thrown out, they're gonna get freaky. (Heather says I gotta go, so you're my last meal on death row. Spend these 30 hours getting fReAkAyYyYyY)

The food fucks. They cum. They get thrown out.

...

The End.

A/N IDEK anymore, bye.

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