"BABE I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!" Said the man to his husband

"Okay I'll warm up dinner," Said the husband

So the husband went to the fireplace and pointed his crotch area towards the fire.

When the man came to the fireplace and asked what the husband was doing, the husband said he was warming dinner like he said he would.

Then they went into their bedroom and fucked. Then they went to bed. 

Now they don't have to cook anymore :D.

A/N What the fuck did I just write?! What the actual fuck was this and why did I decide to write it?! anyways......( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

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