With the help of: @xx-lovehamilton
BASED ON A TRUE STORY!
Tallan pulled out his phone and started playing a song from Pokémon to drown out the orgy at lunch. He started humming to the melody, as he'd heard the song many times to drown out the sounds of his abusive household. All of a sudden, he saw something in the corner of his massive left eye. Or rather, someone. Eugene Parks with that massive ass strolled into the lunch room like he owned the place, laptop in hand. Tallan gazed at his long, silky, beautiful raven colored hair. He wished he could touch that hair! As his mind was occupied by the sight, his thoughts were interrupted.
"Chairs away tabletops clean," Mr. Pitts' voice boomed over the sound system. His enrapt were ured state was put to an end, and he realized he was staring right at Eugene...and Eugene was staring back at him, making his way to Tallan's desolate dining table.
"H-Hi Eugene...wanna sit with me before lunch ends for a little bit? It's okay if you don't, I understand." Tallan looked up at his one true love with lust filled eyes. Eugene didn't say a word and sat down right next to him. Tallan began to twiddle his thumbs nervously, dirty thoughts filling his mind.
He didn't want to come off too strong and questioned sheepishly, "Do you like Pokémon?" Eugene responded in a monotone yet seductive voice, "I was actually playing Pokémon earlier on today."
But Tallan didn't have Pokémon on his mind. He was fixated on Eugene's gargantuan honker donker boinky doinkies. During Tallan's daydream, his hands began to float over to Eugene's super stuffed milkers, but before he could even get a poke, Eugene slapped his hand away with the speed of Lightning McQueen.
"Is that all you wanted from me Tallan? You only wanted a taste of my sex mounds?! You're just like everyone else...I thought you were better than this." Eugene starts storming off, but Tallan interjects, "Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint! That wasn't on purpose, I-"
"It's okay Tallan, I'm not mad anymore, I'm more turned on anyways...I'm sorry I got angry. What if we both cooled down a little and played some Pokémon after school at my place?"
Tallan's mind was spinning with ideas of what he could to Eugene. What does that even mean? Does he...? Does he listen to the male equivalent of Girl in Red? "Yes! I would love to come over!" He said loudly without thinking twice, too overjoyed, oozing at the pores. He swiped a little of his skin sap off with his finger and put it back into his pocket, whispering to himself, "I'll save that for later..."

...

The bell had rung, "Sayōnara!" Mrs. Hiroshima spanked Tallan as a way of saying goodbye. Tallan barely noticed, his mind completely focused on the meeting. BADONKERS! As he got on the bus, he saw something indistinguishable from the drab surroundings of the bus: that flowing scrumptious hair.
"Herro!" Eugene said in a stereotypical Asian accent.
"Yo dude!" Tallan replied. Eugene elegantly strides down the walkway to Tallan's seat near the back. He starts to sit down next to Tallan when all of a sudden, someone else behind him bumps into him and he lands on Tallan's lap, face on his crotch area.
Eugene looks up at Tallan with his tiny slits and said with a smirk, "Wow, he's pretty big...what will happen if I touch him more later?" Eugene slowly got up and sat next to Tallan, taking out his massive laptop from his mini purple coat pocket. He started up the device and began playing a game with a Pixel Man. Tallan noticed boogers stuck to Eugene's laptop screen, so he looked away and put his hand on his boner, trying to cover up his arousal, but his attempt had failed. Eugene turned his attention away from the Pixel Man and stared right into Eugene's eyes, slowly inching his hand towards Tallan's rooster. He gently massaged Tallan's genitalia and a loud mouse squeak left Tallan's mouth. Eugene thought this was very hot and began to squeeze the life out of Tallan's penis, delicious pigmented honey coming out of his uterus.
"Everybody quiet down," the bus driver announced over the interCUM, as people quieted down, they began to notice questionable noises coming from the back of the bus. Students began looking at the scene in confusion, but the two boys were too wrapped up in pleasure to notice the stares.
Eugene felt Tallan stab his long acrylic nails into Eugene's sensitive knee hole, "A-Aah! I am such an Umatilla Upper, daddy!"
The bus driver began to notice what was going on and turned the bus into a vacant parking lot. The bus driver stomped to where the two were enjoying themselves and picked them up with his massive arms, throwing them out the window. "Goodbye sinners!"
...
Rain began to pour down from the sky, so Eugene started shivering from the cold. Tallan noticed this and reached into his pocket and smiled at Eugene, "Hey look! Remember when I said my skin sap would come in handy?" Eugene nodded, very confused on how that would help them.
"Skin sap floats on water. Cover yourself in skin sap. Fly my beautiful boy!" Tallan said with a sexy smirk, revealing ten gallons of skin sap in his mini coat pocket. He poured it on the two of them and they began to float.
They both looked down on the sight of beautiful overcast "P*****" (made by Mormon Central™️)
"How romantic," Eugene commented, looking peacefully upon the SuperLemur surface. Their wrinkly veiny fingers intertwined as they slowly ascended to Eugene's gold mansion. In the distance, they saw a large collection of shabby strip malls.
"And that must be L****!" Tallan said.
The sight was truly arousing, but not as much as the look of each others' eyes.
Eugene grabbed Tallan by the wrist. "Now enough looking at that! I got a surprise for you inside. I'll give you a hint, it's not Poopsack's organs."
Tallan drooled at the thought of Poopsack's organs and followed Eugene inside. In the mansion, there were tons and tons of spiders.
"What is this? Your bug collection?" Tallan asked.
"These are my arachnids, b-baka!" Eugene
stuttered, with a slight blush growing on his face.
"Wow...Eugene...your face is almost getting as red as my ponies back at home!" Tallan reminisced on his bright red ponies with hedge eggs on top.
"Tallan, you're weird."
Eugene led Tallan through a hallway, and they entered the Hibachi kitchen.
"Here's the surprise!" Eugene exclaimed, opening the fridge.
Inside were Poopsack's organs. "Hehe, sorry! I lied, only a little white lie though. I would never tell more than a tiny fib to you, Tallan-Chan!"
Before Eugene could say anything else, Tallan shoved Eugene out of the way and grabbed what appeared to be Poopsack's intestines.
Tallan quickly ripped off his clothes and began to grind his boy puss up against the intestines, blood seeping into his anus. "O-Oh my God! Just kidding, not God because I am my own God, so oh my SCIENCE. I have been dreaming about this ever since the day I met Poopsack. The slimy moist meat rubbing against my most sensitive areas, the way the blood mixes in with my skin sap...oh my...Eugene open your mouth! I'm gonna blow!"
Eugene quickly made his way over to Tallan's three inch pain train and opened his mouth as wide as he could. A combination of uterus honey, matcha chai latte, and cement  slowly poured out of his private area. Eugene lapped it all up and burped. "And you don't know how long I've been wanting to do that!"
"Now it's your turn, my little body pillow." Tallan said seductively to Eugene, flipping him over and taking off his khakis.
Tallan began to spank Eugene, hard, like so hard that blood started coming out everywhere. Out of his buttcheeks, his nails, and toes. Eugene lost consciousness from pain and pleasure, but more pain than pleasure as he was losing a lot of blood.
Tallan noticed this and tried to bring his boyfriend back by licking up all the blood, just as he was taught in health class, but applied in the real world, it just didn't work! Tallan sighed and rolled Eugene over onto his back. "You okay dude?"
Eugene didn't respond, he couldn't respond, was he...dead?
Tallan collapsed to the ground, every atom in his body trembling.
"WHAT HAVE I DOOOONE?!" He cried helplessly to science. Stricken with grief, he walked over to Eugene's cupboards, looking for something to kill himself with, but all he could find was fish. Tons of fish. Rotting, putrid, odorous fish. Tallan was honestly surprised that he didn't notice the stench when he first walked into the house, but he didn't care about that now.
He grabbed handfuls and footfuls of fish, putting all of them inside his mouth at once. He began to choke, his last words were, "GLOB GLOB."
Despite what Tallan thought, Eugene was far from dead. The blood ritual is complete. Eugene's mortal body disintegrated as his mythical form of a goat with 8.75 horns and crystal dildos on its feet emerged, breaking the ceiling with their sheer size.
"Where are you, my love?," Eugene attempted to beem the thought to Tallan telepathically. There was no mental response.
Eugene then turned his demonic goat eyes to the back of his head and saw the remains of Tallan. The grief overwhelmed him. All 8.75 horns simultaneously shattered, and his goat demon body fell apart as bugs fell out of the goat skin (poop)sack.
"Chairs away, tabletops clean," Mr. Pitts said,
"5 minutes left until lunch is over."
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