You were in your room crying and calling yourself a failure every time you told her you loved her you would cry, doubting if you actually felt that way if you actually loved Luma instead and that's when-
Wait.
Wrong universe.
You were sitting on a chair in Rosalina's room. Your first day with the girl of your dreams! Luma floated to your left side. You pat it every few seconds to make it happy. Every time you pat Luma, it squeaked and giggled in happiness or was it pleasure? You couldn't quite tell.
Rosalina walked back in the room with a brownie and a glass of coconut milk.
"Hey Y/N! Before you arrived, I baked you a vegan brownie and bought you a cup of coconut milk!! You told me that you really liked cocoNUTS, soooo.." She put a strand of her rebellious hair behind her ear and flashed you a cute smile and giggled. "Well? Go on! Try one!" She pushed the platter with the brownie and milk on it a little bit closer to you. You looked into her eyes and could see her eagerness.
You took a bite of the brownie. It was perfect! Plus, it was one of the corner pieces which made it even tastier. You gobbled up more of the brownie square which was a decent size and washed it down with sweetened coconut milk. What was it sweetened with? You'll see! Just give it a bit to kick in...
Hey Rosalina! Why are you now writing this stor-
Sexy Rosalina's Point of View
Yes of course I just called myself sexy I mean LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL EARLOBES!
Okay, so I'm now the author! Great. I hope that brat can just stay there for a little while longer...
Anyway, back to what was going on with Y/N!
I put a magical sleeping drug in it that would make him/her (I don't discriminate okay everyone I love everyone because I am Rosalina and I love EVERYONE #pansexual) in the mood for some NAUGHTY THINGS. It's called Botulinum toxin! Hehe!! Wait sto-
I'm so sorry.
Rosalina didn't put Botulinum toxin in the coconut milk or the brownie. It was just a roofie, don't worry, y'all.
~ Time Skip brought to you by the Chinese government!!! ~
You slowly woke up and saw Rosalina, only...it wasn't Rosalina? Well, she had her beautiful silky golden hair and her gorgeous ocean blue eyes. She had her cute little dress on, but something was off! Was it the cut on the back of her hand or was it the fact that her face was a rat?
You tried to say, "YOU'RE A FUCKING RAT!!" But alas, you couldn't due to the magical duct tape on your mouth. The tape was also on your eyebrows and armpits for some reason. I guess Rosalina (Toesalina) likes them bald!
Rosalina flipped her hair majestically like a mean girl and sat on your legs, staring right at your private parts.
"Hey, sexy~ Nice to see you're awake." She put her hand firmly on your chest and had a menacing smirk on her furry fat rat face.
"Do you want to see more of my body, little one?~" She asked.
Your muffled screams of "no" were drowned out by the unzipping of her suit. Was Rosalina real? No. Was she secretly a rat this whole entire time? Yes.
Now you may be wondering, who is Luma? What is Luma? Botulinum toxin my friends, Botulinum toxin.
Wait...but the story can't end so soon! There has to be some moral or funny joke to end it.
Well, let's do the round back around ending.
Wrong universe? No. That was the right universe. Folks, what you read back up there was your relationship with Rosalina four months in. It is hard to date Rosalina the Rat, but you kept trying to hold on to hope. Luma was always there for you when Rosalina wasn't. Luma would always make you laugh. It was so easy to talk to Luma! What is wrong with you? Why are you in love with two people at the same time? What if Luma doesn't even love you and won't treat you well and you'll just be the sad piece of garbage you've always been and then you'll just crawl back to Rosalina? What if Rosalina kills herself?
I love you Luma.
You do?
Yes.
Well, then kiss me, Y/N. Kiss me like you've always wanted to.
Then you would kiss Luma and live happily ever after together. Then you wouldn't cry every time you said 'I love you' to Rosalina and every time those words would come out of your mouth it wouldn't feel like A DRAGON. ROAR. RAWR XD OKAY COME BACK FOR PART TWO!