"Rosalina, we're breaking up. I can't...I don't know how I have been with you for so long. Is it because of your beautiful BOOBIES? Is it because of your adorable voice? I don't know. I don't fucking know! All I do know is that I NEED to leave." You said in a fit of rage to your now ex girlfriend over the phone. She was speechless.
'What did I do wrong?' She thought to herself. Rosalina put her covered her face with her hands and sighed.
"Okay, (Y/N)." She hung up and felt the warm tears sliding down her red buttcheeks. They become red when you sit on the toilet for a whole day. That cake you baked her three years ago turned out to be moldy. Surprise surprise!
This would be a new chapter for the both of you.
You were relieved, that pit in your stomach was gone. Luma gave you a kiss that showed how proud she was of you.
"Good job, (Y/N)!" She used all of her five points to pat you on the head.
Rosalina on the other hand did not cheat on you. She had no one to turn to now. For the next few weeks she sat in her basement, staring at a wall, because that's what every sad person does!

It was a boring day of sex for you and Luma. It began to get boring and you needed to spice it up a bit.
"Luma...sweetheart...I never orgasm anymore. Maybe it's because we have sex 24/7, but I really think we need to spice it up.." You told Luma whilst twirling your thumbs in straight lines like a ballerina would.
Luma did her thinking face which looked a little bit like this.... ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
Luma began to spit out some ideas, "Well...BDSM?"
"Ew. No. Whips and chains don't make me hard or excite me."
(You have both a vagina and penis, right? Okay, good.)
"Ooh! I have another idea," A lightbulb appeared atop Luma's top point. "We can shit into each other's mouths!"
"Baby, I thought you knew that I was allergic to that!"
You sighed and shook your head. "Is there really nothing that we can do? We're like starving African children here! Chinese government is great! #ad."
Luma laid next to you on the sandy floor. Yay for deserts/desserts!
"I have one idea, but you might not like it," Luma said hesitantly.
"Go on..."
"We can have a threesome with Rosalina. Oi! Now before you say anything, let me list my reasons. 'Kay, remember how I used to basically be here servant? I got to see her tits so much. They're great. I'm sure you know that, so that's my first reason. Second, she's quite experienced. She would always bring random guys and girls home before she started dating you. She would never cheat on you like you cheated on her! She also has a lot of toys and lingerie which anyone can wear. One size fits all! #ad."
You placed your twelve fingers on your nose as you thought about it. "Okay I'll do it, but on one condition."
"What is that?" Luma asked.
"You have to wear a blindfold the whole time!"
Of course Luma agreed.
You pulled your phone out of your armpit (good) and texted Rosalina who was now named 'Blue anorexic space bitch', "Meet me at my place for some real fun. 😜🍆💦"
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Typing bubble appears.
The suspense is killing you.
"K"
You and Luma cheered in joy. "Woo! She is going to co-"
Rosalina put duct tape on you and Luma's mouths.
"You idiots forgot that I have magic. I'm literally smhing right now," Rosalina sighed. "I know Luma thatbackstabbingbitch is supposed to put a blindfold on, so go put it on."
Short little Luma tried to run out, but was stopped by big girl Rosalina!
"Where do you think you're going to go, you traitor?!" Rosalina screamed a war call and pulled a pair of her used underwear out from her ear. She used the underwear as a blindfold for Luma. You watched as a bystander in awe.
'This is so hot...'
Luma thought the exact opposite. She was absolutely horrified and panicking.
Rosalina shushed Luma's screams by taking one of her socks off and gagging Luma with it.
Rosalina whispered into Luma's 'ear', "Now you won't be able to scream after what I'm going to do to you.."
Rosalina threw Luma onto the bed and looked at you with uh lust filled eyes.
"Let's to everyone!"
Rosalina snapped her fingers and teleported all of you into the water dungeon. Rosalina smirked and ripped her clothes off in one second.
"Hehe..(Y/N), I hate you!" She pushed you in the water and Luma along with her.
"Luma, I thought we were friends. OH BUT I WAS SO WRONG! You slept with my lover, you got into a relationship with my lover. You knew of (Y/N) and I! You can be with (Y/N) all you want now. Have fun!"
She closed the door behind her. The water poured in inch by inch.
Let's just say there's not going to be a part three.