Stephen and Fillipo were "wrestling" each other, stomach slapping furiously and making a very loud sound from all of the fat. Fillipo has eaten a lot of tacos throughout the years.

Stephen and his boyfriend were on an island, watching the sun set, before they had some fun. 
Stephen began to crumple some fall leaves into his ear, his left ear to be specific. Fillipo became blinded by this beautiful scene. Stephen's gorgeous ear wax began to seep through his 'boy parts', Fillipo licking it all up, enjoying every drop.

"How do you like that?"

"..i...it..it was wonderful."

Stephen didn't want to hear anymore of this praise. He is too good for it. The island of love was going to be very loud tonight. Ominous.

Fillipo's stomach began to get a bit rumbly from him not eating for about five minutes. He rubbed his toes up against the bark of a coconut tree, the coconuts all clonked against his empty head.

Stephen noticed this. "Baby, how do you think with nothing in your head?"

Fillipo looked at the floor, tears begin to pour from his eyes. "M-My..my parents took it out when I was just three. I'm sorry I didn't tell you this...I just thought you would think of me differently..and I love you so much, I just don't want you to leave me..Please, Stephen Wharton! Don't leave me!"

Stephen frowned in disappointment. "I'm just so angry you didn't tell me before. I'm going to punish you!"

"No! Please! Anything but that!!" Fillipo begged.

"Come here. It's time."

Fillipo hesitantly went over to his significant other, looking at the sandy surface in shame. "..I'm sorry.."

"Not sorry enough!" Stephen screamed, ripping his mustache off and slapping it onto Fillipo's buttcheeks, making sure to cover up the beautiful hole where he let out his feces from.

"No more pooping today." Stephen said excitedly with a wink.

Fillipo's eyes began to stand up, growing legs and dancing in his eye sockets, just like in the cartoons.

A jellyfish flies by them in the sky, shooting out golden daggers which hit both of them in their faces.

Their big humongous pores suck them into their skin and they simultaneously burped from this satisfaction they had just received.

"I made those arrows go off. I bet you liked it, dirty mole hole." Stephen degraded Fillipo and he nodded, whimpering.

Stephen laughed manically as his mouth enlarged thrice its size. He used his gigantic mouth to suck up the arrows from Fillipo's body like a vacuum.

"Well, HECK YOU! These are my arrows and you don't get them! You never will! You're worthless!"

Aiden swam up from the ocean like a merman would. He began to touch his 'boy parts', moaning at every stroke.

"AH GOSH! Please! I need more flowers!" He screamed in ecstasy.

Fillipo and Stephen turn their heads, both with a wide smirk on their faces.

I think everyone knew who was getting it on this fine evening.