Omega squad picks Nolan nostrils up by the air
Christian swoops in and sees Nolan with the horses that were dropped also dropped down.
Christian, with his wings that are not sexual at all. (He likes to say that, he usually has crystal dildos on them when he is by himself, so he can stick them up his TIGHT BUTTHOLE.)
Christian begins to go towards Nolan GULLLLEEETTTT, wings flapping ever so slightly. One of his wing crystal dildos ends up getting in Nolan's eye, but that's okay, because glasses from up above drop down onto Nolan's fifth ass cheek. Nolan smiles sadly as he puts them on, his eye that was penetrated by the crystal dildo was oozing with blood and semen from his mini wieners.
Christian, the 6'3 lean meat man picks Nolan up by the left big toe toe nail and looks at him in the eyes, his cat on both sides of his earlobes. "Hello, my love. Are you ready for a time of love, romance, and
N O N S E X , Janice?" Christian realized he was being delusional and he WASNT talking to his girlfriend. He smirked and picked Nolan up by the butthole (very stretchy) and FLEW into the 66998th dimension!
[ *musical interlude* ]
Nolan looks around his surroundings. There is jello creatures, human-like animals, and BIRDIES. (Birdies are a type of horned pig.)
Nolan immediately snots out his brain out of his prostate. He grins widely. Nolan has found his phone.
Even John Kristopher is there! He is actually the king of his world.
There were some bleeding horses, Christian decides to sit on one, taking out his three inch pain train. Nolan's three inch pain train (they look very alike) RUNS OUT OF HIS PANTS HOLE.
Christian and Nolan look at each other and give a nod, a mutual agreeing. They wrap their "arms" around each other, their penises wrapping around each other, rubbing. Hey, if the balls don't touch, it doesn't make them a homosexual. (This is not considered cheating, kids!)
Nolan, gasping and snorting. "My m-mom! Oh god! She loves me!"
"Yes!" Christian screams IN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE. Gooey stuff (it's actually not semen-) falls out of his arm mole.
Nolan licks it all up like a cat does with sweet non fat milk.
Little did they know, a sweet egg was seeing all of this. His name is John Kristopher, the king of the land.
John Kristopher LOVED sucking his own pubic hair, but this was a day he R E A L L Y enjoyed it.
John Kristopher lets out a big groan and demonically whispers, "BBQ PITS."
Christian and Nolan automatically stop.
"W-What was that?" Nolan asks his new lover, Christian.
"It wasn't one of our girlfriends...right, Mr. Gullett?"
"I hope not!" Nolan replies.
"Well, I think they would REALLY enjoy all of this."
His glasses even had smirks on them.
Nolan thinks about this for a second. "Yeah..I did give them my BIG HOMOSEXUAL."
Christian nods and pulls Nolan in for a sloppy kiss. Their lips colliding. Their lips were so so so chapped. Christian's tasted like wood, while Nolan's tasted like expired 2% milk.
Christian FORCES THAT TONGUE INTO Nolan's tooth gap. Nolan gasps from surprise, but smiles and lets him.
Nolan pulls away. "Daddy please knock my two front teeth out!"
"Alright, baby girl." Christian responds to his princess. Christian's (not oversized) nipples began to even jiggle a bit from all the excitement he was feeling!
Christian gets his long long nails out and smiles, carving Nolan's two front teeth out. "Do you like that, little one?"
Nolan nods, blood gushing out of its tooth sockets. NOLAN LOVED THIS SO MUCH.
While this little incident was happening, Sarah and Marion were watching.
Sarah tackles Christian, EATING HIS GLASSES.
"Oh no!" Nolan screams, his voice sounding like a cow girl.
Nolan rapes Christian before anything could happen, but John Kristopher, the overlord, killed everyone by saying, "HEY Y'ALL."