[On the way home, the naughty boys:]

Lance: Like I said, we're going straight home, no detours, no more stopping for anyone.

Edward: We stopped for like, a year.

Lance: Not in this side story, we didn't.

Futhark: Paano po si Sir Henry?

Lance: I already sent a message to my brothers. Now it's up to them if they care enough about Henry.

Futhark: Sir 'di ba gusto n'yong mapunta sa nice list ni Lae?

Edward: Sir Dad Sir Dad Sir Dad gumawa po tayo ng kabutihan bago tayo umuwi sa 372A, baka ipakain po ako ni Lae sa mga manok!

Joyeuse: Aren't chickens herbivores?

Futhark: They're omnivores.

Joyeuse:

Joyeuse: Beware, Edward Dace. The chances of being eaten by chickens are low but never zero.

Edward: Sir Daaad

Lance: Jule stop scaring Edward!

Futhark: 'Wag kang maniwala kay Joyeuse, Ed, hindi ka ipapakain ni Lae sa manok kahit nasa naughty list ka.

Joyeuse: Yeah, Laevateinn mentioned he'd feed the naughty kids to Krampus, not chickens.

Edward: Sir Da—

Lance: Ang isa pang magsabi ng "Sir Dad" sa sasakyang 'to ay hindi makakatanggap ng regalo mamaya.

Zweihänder: Ginoong Sir

Lance: That's it. Get out, Zweihänder.

Futhark: Sir Lance baka po sumama kina Lae si Zwei, hindi po ba mas maganda kung hindi po s'ya umaalis sa paningin n'yo?

Zweihänder: Gusto ko lang pong sabihin na nakita kong sumama si Sir Arthur kay Lae.

Lance: I knew we should've left Orion out on the curb.

Orion: I can't walk anymore, please have mercy.

Lance: You appeared in two chapters in the main storyline and you injured Arthur in one. I really have no mercy left for you.

Orion: But your husband took my dog, I don't know how to get home!

Lance:

Lance: Edward, gusto mong malagay sa nice list ni Lae? Hatid mo si Orion.

Edward:

Edward:

Edward:

Edward: Ayoko Sir, baka mamaya kapag nakita ko si Mist sa bahay nila ay madagdagan lang ang kasalanan ko.

Futhark:

Futhark: Ang galing, Edward. Mukha kang 'yong mga batang binu-bully pero ikaw pala ang pinakamalaking bully sa Coronado ❤️

Edward: Kahit anong lambing ng tono mo, Futhark, hindi mo maitatagong pasmado rin ang bunganga mo.

Joyeuse: Edward stop bullying Futhark.

Edward: Ako! E ikaw nga 'tong laging nang-aaway sa kanya!

Joyeuse: Oh really? Wasn't I good to him recently?

Futhark: You were, it freaked me out.

Joyeuse: And I was good to everyone too.

Zweihänder: Aseess.

Joyeuse: In fact, I qualify to be in Laevateinn's nice list.

Lance:

Lance: >:[

Edward: Sir Dad naririnig mo ba kahibangan ni Joyeuse

Futhark: (utu-uto) Hala oo nga! Nagpakabait si Jo nitong mga nakaraang araw!

Lance: Kaya ikaw ang laging napagdidiskitahan ni Jule, alam mo 'yon Futhark?

Edward: No ilalagay s'ya ni Lae sa naughty list dahil kahit anong bait mo recently, alam naming sapat na ang existence mo para mailagay ka sa naughty list!

Joyeuse: Judging me unfairly would put Laevateinn in the naughty list. Ain't that a paradox.

Edward: Kung ipapakain din ako mamaya kay Krampus, susulitin ko na ang paggawa ng kasalanan at papatayin ko na si Joyeuse.

Joyeuse: You really want to get banned from the nice list forever when you can just be nice to Henry?

Edward: Kapag naging jowa ni Sir Henry 'yong babae sa pet store, malalagay ako sa nice list.

[Henry and the Pet Store:]

Forseti: (is standing outside the pet store, watching Henry play with the dogs)

Forseti: (has been watching Henry for half an hour now)

Forseti:

Forseti:

Forseti: (has nothing better to do)

[Team Lukas:]

Laevateinn: (leading a march to the town square)

Arthur: (follows with a chicken on his head)

Fenrir: (is on a chariot pulled by chickens)

Laevateinn: (sees all the lights and the Christmas decorations)

Laevateinn: (sucks breath in and puffs his cheeks)

Laevateinn: Brother, do you see this?

Arthur: (is looking at the cake display) Yes.

Arthur: If we ask nicely maybe they will give us sweets.

Laevateinn: (to his animal friends) My brethren, to the sweets shop!

[Team Naughty List:]

Futhark: Sir Lance hindi po natin kailangang huminto sa gitna ng daan.

Lance: It's so you boys can decide quicker.

Lance: Do we go straight home and barricade 372A or do good deeds to be in Siegfried's nice list?

Futhark: It's been ten minutes, just saying.

Edward: Ihahatid ko na po si Orion. That counts as a good deed, right?

Joyeuse: Yeah but is that enough to compensate all the evil deeds you've done your whole life?

Edward: I don't know why you're not nervous, you're pretty evil.

Joyeuse: Wrong, I'm chaotic neutral.

Edward: You're an ass, that's what you are.

Futhark: Sige na, Edward, ihatid mo na si Kuya Orion.

Zweihänder: Yeah hindi mo rin makikita si Mist dahil pinapunta ko s'ya sa 372A.

Edward: Oh my lord give me strength para magpakabait.

Edward: Tara na Kuya Orion. (gets out of the car)

Orion: Padadalhan ko po kayo ng copies ng mga libro ko, thank youuu. (follows Edward)

(The two start walking home.)

Lance: One down. Kayo, anong balak n'yo?

Futhark: A-Ako po? Gusto ko na pong bilisan umuwi dahil magluluto pa po ako.

Zweihänder: Ako naman ay bitbit n'yo lang ~

Lance:

Lance: Jule, you want to secure your spot in Siegfried's nice list? Walk with Zweihänder.

Joyeuse: Yeah, no I don't really care about being in the naughty list, I just love it when Edward's freaking out.

Lance: I really do hope Siegfried's chickens pluck your hair 'til you're bald.

Joyeuse: If that happens I will replace all your hair conditioner with acid.

Futhark: No you will not.

Joyeuse: No I will not.

Futhark: Good boy.

Joyeuse:

Joyeuse: Bark.

Lance: That doesn't suit you, don't do that again. (starts driving)

Joyeuse: Meow?

Lance: Stop, you're not a kid anymore. It's no longer cute.

Joyeuse: Baa.

Lance: Futhark shut him up.

Futhark: (grins at Joyeuse) You want me to shut you up?

Joyeuse: (war flashbacks)

Joyeuse: Lance, Futhark is a very naughty boy.

Lance: Yeah but he cooks and cleans for us so buck up.

Joyeuse: I think I can walk from here. Stop the car, please.

Zweihänder: Ginoong Sir para daw po.

Lance: You're not walking from here, Jule. It's still a few blocks away.

Joyeuse: But you made Edward Dace walk with Orion.

Joyeuse: Huh.

Joyeuse: So I am the favourite child.

Lance: Arthur said Edward didn't have the chance to buy gifts. Marami silang madadaanang tindahan at makakatulong n'ya si Orion, kaya ko sila pinaglakad.

Joyeuse: Convince yourself however you like, I am your favourite child.

Zweihänder: Yeah, papayag kaya si Ginoong Sir na magjowa na ulit ang paborito n'yang anak?

Futhark: Zwei mawalang-galang na ulit, pero magandang exercise ang paglalakad. Lakarin mo na lang kaya hanggang 372A?

Zweihänder: Bakit nagagalit?

Futhark: Sir Lance bababa na lang po kami ni Joyeuse, kaya naman po naming maglakad.

Lance: You are not leaving me alone with Zweihänder.

Joyeuse: Zweihänder can come walk with us.

Futhark: What

Joyeuse: It'll be fun. The three of us, walking and chatting.

Zweihänder: Oo nga 'no, tara! Ginoong Sir para po!

Lance: (pulls the car over, a little confused)

Futhark: (opens the car door and gets down)

Zweihänder: (follows Futhark)

Joyeuse: (closes car door and locks it)

Joyeuse: Lance, drive.

Lance: Oh thank gods Zweihänder's out. (speeds away)