(From Ash Pardon's comment about Edward making the others laugh.)

One lovely day in 372A High Street...

Edward: (standing in front of the others) I think I'm the best comedian in this house.

Laevateinn: (is sitting on the floor with Fenrir) Indeed. The face alone could split sides and gather a barrel of laughter.

Joyeuse: (is sitting on the arm of the couch) (slaps his thigh) HAH!

Edward: (throws pillow at Joyeuse)

Futhark: (is sitting on the couch, beside Joyeuse) Oo, Edward, nakakatawa nga 'yong mga hirit mo.

Edward: Stop smiling, Futhark, you're not making me feel better.

Lance: (is sitting on the couch with his arm around Arthur) We need evidence for this claim. Make us laugh, Edward.

Arthur: (with his head resting on Lance's chest) (is eating pretzels) Dance, monkey. Make us laugh.

Edward: No, I will not.

Futhark: (bursts out laughing) AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edward: ...

Futhark: (coughs) Sorry akala ko start na, nag-alala kasi ako na baka walang tumawa kaya nagready ako.

Henry: (is petting his dogs) Ako rin nakahanda nang tumawa e.

Edward: I don't know if you two are supporters or haters.

Futhark: Alam mong lagi kitang susuportahan, Ed!

Henry: Kailangan kitang suportahan, Ed, baka mamaya kung anong iganti mo sa 'kin e!

Joyeuse: Alright, let's settle this. Edward gets one chance to make the six of us laugh.

Laevateinn: We need a tie breaker, count Fenrir in.

Joyeuse: Right. Edward needs to make at least four out of the seven of us laugh.

Lance: Hold up. He claimed to be the "best". That means he claimed that he's better than everyone here. I suggest each one of us get a turn.

Arthur: Yeah that's a bad idea.

Lance: Why? I will laugh at anything you do.

Arthur: No it's because I don't find you funny.

Lance: Where's the support in this marriage?

Arthur: In the part where I'm trying to save you from humiliation.

Lance:

Lance: I can make you laugh.

Arthur: (cups Lance's cheeks) You sure do, honey.

Joyeuse: (kicks Lance's knee)

Edward: ANYWAY. The one with the highest score wins.

Henry: Kasali ako?

Edward: Opo, ikaw ang una.

Henry: Bakit ako?! Si Futhark daw!

Futhark: Uh??!!

Arthur: Nonsense, Lance goes first.

Futhark: Yeah!

Edward: Dito ka na sa stage, Sir Dad. (pulls Lance in front of them and takes a seat beside Arthur)

Lance: (sighs through his nostrils) (stands in front of them and thinks for a while)

Edward: Ang tagal naman.

Lance: SANDALE!

Arthur: Wow you suck.

Lance: And you swallow?

Arthur:

Edward: OOOOHHHHHHHHAGSGSKSKDHSKDK (dies laughing)

Henry: PATAAAAAAAAAYYYYY (cheers and laughs)

Joyeuse: Oh dear. (covers his mouth to hide his laughter, but a smirk is evident)

Lance: That's three points for me, right? Edward, Jule, and Henry.

Laevateinn: (is petting Fenrir, staring at them)

Futhark: (still trying to figure out the joke)

Arthur: Why are you like this, Lance?

Lance: It's a competition, darling. (returns to his seat) You go next.

Arthur: I need a pie.

Lance: You're not throwing pie at my face.

Arthur: I was going to throw it at Henry's face.

Laevateinn: Do not touch my apple pie.

Arthur: Okay then, I will juggle.

Joyeuse: Are clowns the only funny thing you can think of?

Arthur: I can read an excerpt from your autobiography and start at any point.

Joyeuse: (sarcastically) Ha-ha.

Arthur: Is that a point?

Lance: At least try doing something funny, honey.

Arthur: I can... I can ride a unicycle while juggling.

Lance: (pulls Arthur back to his seat) It's okay Arthie, just come back here.

Arthur: Do I get a point? Uresonderry laughed, he said "ha-ha".

Lance: Shhh, shhh, it's okay, love. Lance is here now. (covers Arthur's mouth)

Arthur: (blinks in confusion)

Joyeuse: Henry, you go next.

Henry: 'Pag ba napatawa kita, Joyeuse, tatawagin mo akong Sir Henry?

Joyeuse:

Joyeuse: Okay, fine, I will call you (finger quotes) "Sir" Henry.

Henry: Sandali wala akong maisip na joke.

Lance: Ten, nine, eight--

Henry: B-Bakit hindi naliligaw ang mga janitor?

Edward: Tangina bakit?

Henry: Kahit "bakit" lang, Ed, hindi mo kailangang isama 'yong mura.

Edward: Potaena bakit nga sir?

Henry: KASI MAY MOP SILA??!!

Edward: 'Di mo sure?!

Futhark: (furrows brows in confusion)

Joyeuse: (groans and shakes his head)

Henry: Wala bang tatawa?

Lance: (winces and shakes his head)

Arthur: Oh sorry, I was imagining myself juggling in a unicycle.

Henry: So anong score ko?

Edward: Negative one sir, nakakagalit 'yong joke mo e.

Joyeuse: Edward, you're up next.

Edward: Bakit ako ang next? At bakit ikaw ang nagdedesisyon kung sino ang next? Ayokong maging next, iba na lang ang maging nex-

Laevateinn: (hits Edward's face with a cushion) I'll be next, then. (takes a knife out)

Joyeuse: No cheating.

Laevateinn: (hides knife)

Futhark: 'Yong ano, Lae, 'yong joke na sinabi mo sa 'kin no'ng isang araw.

Edward: Nagjo-joke pala si Lae?

Laevateinn: I have read a lot of joke books before.

Joyeuse: Yeah the problem is the delivery.

Laevateinn: Joke incoming! (hits Joyeuse with a cushion)

Joyeuse: (falls on the floor)

Laevateinn: (takes a bow)

Edward: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Henry: (hits Edward's back whilst laughing)

Lance: (Arthur's description: sexy peals of laughter)

Arthur: (smiles, his shoulder shaking from quiet laughter)

Fenrir: (rolls on the floor laughing)

Futhark: Lae! Bakit mo hinampas?!

Laevateinn: I warned him of an incoming joke.

Joyeuse: That wasn't funny!

Laevateinn: It is if you get the joke and not just be the joke.

Laevateinn earns another round of laughter.

Laevateinn: Look at that, I get ten points.

Edward: So ang susi pala ay dapat si Joyeuse ang subject ng joke.

Joyeuse: If you hit me, I'm never talking to you again.

Edward: (grabs two cushion)

Joyeuse: Gentlemen, please! We're all smart individuals here, do not resort to slapstick comedy!

Edward: (hits Joyeuse with both cushion)

Joyeuse: (straight face) I'm never talking to you ever again.

Lance: (whilst laughing) Come on, Edward, that's not funny.

Henry: (is hitting the arm of the chair while laughing) Then why am I laughing kajshdflksjhgladkjhg

Arthur: Because you're scared of Edward and therefore must laugh.

Henry: (wipes tears of "laughter") (sniffles) ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗˀ

Joyeuse: I knew Edward Dace would find violence funny. After all, that's the calibre of humour he could produce with his intellectual capacity.

Edward: Mama mo intellectual capacity.

Joyeuse: Oh, really, an attack on my mother now?

Edward: Mama mo mother.

Futhark: Edward, isip ka ng iba.

Edward: Akala ko susuportahan mo ako, Fu? Bakit KJ kaaaa.

Lance: Panget ka-bonding.

Joyeuse: Fenrir it's your turn.

Fenrir: (barks and howls, as if telling a story) (laughs) (continues his joke) (laughs)

Laevateinn & Arthur: (laughs with him)

Edward: Perkele pa-translate.

Laevateinn: No, you'll cry.

Arthur: Definitely.

Fenrir: (wheeze-laughs at Edward)

Henry's dogs: (laughs with him)

Lance:

Joyeuse:

Futhark: Hehe.

Edward: Fenrir kasi magjo-joke na lang mauuna pa tawa.

Joyeuse: Still got 3 points tho.

Lance: What the fuck, we're tied?

Henry: Oh, boo-hoo! Mas marami ngang points si Fenrir kesa sa 'kin!

Arthur: Can I juggle now?

Lance: (hugs Arthur to keep him from doing anything embarrassing) Shhh, shhh.

Arthur: (bites Lance's arm)

Lance: (is too strong to be affected by that) (lets Arthur nibble on his arm)

Edward: Tingnan nga natin ang "calibre" ng mga jokes mo, drama queen.

Joyuese: (paces the room) It's not about my calibre, it's about knowing your audience. Futhark finds anything funny as long as you clarify that it's a joke. Lance has dark humour. Henry will laugh at any joke. Laevateinn and Arthur don't laugh at anything so as long as—(trips on Fenrir's tail and falls flat on his face on the carpet)

Everyone laughed at him.

Futhark: (trying to suppress his laughter) H-Hindi 'yon nakakatawa oi, Joyeuse, ayos ka lang?

Edward: (loses it)

Henry: (dies)

Edward: Tangina nanalo pa si drama queen.