One normal evening in 372A High Street...

Futhark: (changing the sheets of Edward's bed) Edward, Lae, anong oras na. Sinasabi ko sa inyo kapag hindi kayo gumising nang maaga bukas.

Edward: (is playing on his phone) Hinihintay ko lang matapos maligo si drama queen, matutulog na rin ako.

Laevateinn: (is reading a book on the floor) I don't know why you keep asking us the time, Futhark, there's a big wall clock over there.

Futhark: (sighs loudly and puts his hands on his waist) (blows his bangs away)

Futhark: Napakatagal maligo nitong si Joyeuse aba?

Edward: Yeah it's weird, usually he's the fastest one to take a shower.

Futhark: Kakatukin ko na nga, baka kung anong nangyari dito.

Edward: Maybe he slipped and fell into another dimension where everybody loves him.

Laevateinn: Or maybe he's just dead.

Futhark: Mag-ayos at maghanda na kayong dalawa para makatulog na kayo. (knocks on bathroom door inside their room) Jo? Ano na? Kinain ka na ng shower?

(No replies.)

Edward: Uy gago baka nadulas nga.

Laevateinn: Then he's dead.

Futhark: Jo? (knocks)

Edward: Lagot Fu buksan mo na baka nadulas 'yan.

Edward:

Laevateinn:

Edward: Pero tatalikod muna kami.

Futhark: (sighs) Jo, bubuksan ko na 'yong pinto, ha. (grabs keys from the wall and unlocks bathroom door) Please have clothes on. Please have clothes on.

Joyeuse: (is sitting on the sink, wearing a robe, staring at the wall full of writings and computations)

Futhark: Aalisin ko na talaga ang whiteboard marker sa banyo na 'to.

Joyeuse: (doesn't even notice Futhark)

Futhark: (grabs Joyeuse's ear and drags him out of the bathroom) Ed, ikaw na ang next na maligo.

Joyeuse: 'EY! I wasn't done! Bathroom was occupied! Occupied, Futhark, occupied!

Futhark: (wrestles with Joyeuse) Dito mo na ipagpatuloy sa labas ang pag-iisip mo, may whiteboard sa may kama ni Edward!

Joyeuse: I haven't rinsed my hair yet! (tries to push Futhark away)

Futhark: (is the man who can't be moved) Ang tagal-tagal mo sa banyo, hindi mo pa nabanlawan ang buhok mo?!

Joyeuse: I had a shower thought!

Edward: (takes his shirt off and heads to the bathroom) (sees the writings on the bathroom tiles) This is an equation and a recipe for homemade bombs, what were you hatching?

Joyeuse:

Joyeuse: A wee bird called "In Case Henry is Annoying".

Futhark: Picturan mo na, Ed, send mo na lang kay Joyeuse.

Edward: Is this legal?

Joyeuse: It's homemade, you bloody leprechaun. (goes inside the bathroom to rinse his hair on the sink)

Edward: (starts taking pictures of the wall)

Futhark: Lae, maghihilamos ka ba?

Laevateinn: (sniffs his shirt) I smell good.

Futhark: Yes or no, naglaro ka ba sa labas kanina?

Laevateinn: But I smell good.

Futhark: You smell good all the time, doesn't mean you're clean. Go and shower.

Laevateinn: (stands up and shrugs at Fenrir) (heads to the bathroom)

Edward: Perkele maliligo na ako, bakit nandito kayong dalawa?

Joyeuse: Rinsing my hair.

Laevateinn: Futhark said I should shower.

Edward: Pagkatapos ko! Bilisan mo Joyeuse!

Joyeuse: I can't see anything, where are my glasse—(crack) Oh there you are.

Edward: Lae, layas.

Laevateinn: (takes his shirt off) I'll be quick.

Edward: Puuutangina netong dalawang 'to, kaninang naglalaro lang ako, hindi kayo pumasok dito sa banyo. Kung kailan maliligo na ako saka kayo nakikisabay sa 'kin.

Laevateinn: (slides shower door closed) (hums while showering)

Edward: (groans and sits on the toilet lid, playing on his phone)

Joyeuse: Edward Dace, can you pass me my towel—

Edward: Manigas ka gago.

Joyeuse: (shakes his head like a dog)

Edward: (shields his phone from Joyeuse) PUTRAGIS KANG ASO KA. Futhaaaaark si Joyeuse nangwiwisik ng tubig!

Futhark: (has already started sleeping)

Joyeuse: If you gave me my towel, this wouldn't happen.

Laevateinn: (from the shower) I forgot my towel and my clothes. Edward Dace get 'em for me.

Edward: I am not touching any of your clothes.

Laevateinn: Drama queen your towel's still here. Give me my towel or I'll mop the floor with yours.

Joyeuse: Use it and I'm burning everything.

Laevateinn: (slides open shower door a little and peeks) Get my towel.

Joyeuse: Can't, I broke my glasses.

Edward: (sighs and concentrates on playing on his phone)

Laevateinn: (whistles)

Fenrir: (rushes inside the bathroom)

Edward: Perkele apat na tayo rito, magsilayas kayo, aba! Lae sabi mo sandali ka lang?!

Laevateinn: Fenrir, the towel.

Fenrir: (grabs Laevateinn's towel) (kicks Joyeuse on his way out)

Joyeuse: Just give me my towel, Laevateinn!

Laevateinn: (throws a purple towel like a basketball)

Towel: (lands on the bathroom floor) :'(

Edward & Joyeuse: (stares at the towel)

Laevateinn: Did you catch it.

Joyeuse: I'm burning your clothes.

Edward: (is considering going to sleep without showering)

Fenrir: (gives Laevateinn his towel like a good boy) (mops the floor with Joyeuse's towel before going out of the bathroom)

Joyeuse:

Joyeuse: I'm using Lance's shower tomorrow.

Meanwhile at Lance's shower...

Lance: How many times.

Arthur: (blowing soap bubbles) (is fully clothed) Three.

Lance: How many times should I say, "Please don't sleep on the bathtub!"? Arthie, there's an entire queen-sized bed here, why sleep there?

Arthur: I was thinking of taking a bath but then I remembered I still haven't watched the latest episode of this series I'm watching then I ended up watching an entire season of its prequel and then I got sleepy so I thought I'd take a nap and then--

Lance: From now on, phones are banned inside the bath.

Arthur: Understandable, have a nice day.

Lance: Sweets are also banned.

Arthur: You are killing me.

Lance: And to make sure you really shower or take a bath and not binge watch an entire series, I'm going with you.

Arthur: You're going to eat sweets here too?

(SMS boys storm inside Hemlock's bathroom.)

Edward: Sir Dad, Sir Dad! Sabihan n'yo po si drama queen na 'wag mag-iisip sa banyo!

Joyeuse: (in robes with slight burns) That's preposterous, the shower is the best thinking place!

Edward: Sir Dad, pinuno po n'ya ng sulat 'yong tiles ng banyo!

Joyeuse: I had to sketch and write everything out!

Laevateinn: (wearing only a burnt towel) Brother, permission to burn your damn son alive.

Futhark: (looking really stressed out and wearing a slightly burnt shirt) Sir Lance babalik na po ako sa apartment ko. Mas gusto ko pong mamatay sa gutom kaysa mamatay sa stress.

Fenrir: (barks a lengthy complaint nobody understands)

Arthur: (munches some pretzels and watches the commotion from the bathtub)

Lance: (pinches the bridge of his nose)

Lance: (stomps out of the bathroom) (opens his door and calls out) HENRY! Henry come here!

SMS Boys: (scrambles to leave the room and get dressed)

Arthur: (jumps out of the bathtub and takes his pillow and blanket with him)

Henry: (from downstairs) Bakit? May ginawa ba ako? Feeling ko may ginawa si Edward tapos sa 'kin binintang. Wala akong kasalanan uy.

Lance: Yep, wala. I'm just really glad you're here. (pats Henry's back)

Henry: (sparkles) Really? Kasi nag-aalala nga ako kahapon na baka ang dami n'yo na rito at baka magkagulo pa, lalo na't puro bata at mga lalaki tayo rito tapos--

Lance: (smiles and nods and slowly pushes Henry out of his room)

Henry: Tapos kanina wala pang masyadong kumakausap sa 'kin, 'yong mga aso ko lang, kaya parang--

Lance: (smiles and nods at Henry and slowly shuts the door at his face)

Henry:

Henry: They love me, I knew it.