Quarantine #24

[Outside 372A High Street:]

Fenrir: (howls and looks for Kürbis)

Fenrir: (sees Zweihänder gardening)

Fenrir: (immediately turns around and avoids Coronado Residences)

Ichaival: 'Di ba si Fenrir 'yon?

Fenrir: Woof wooof. ("No I'm Wolfram, Archduke of Austria. Bye!")

Zweihänder: Sabi n'ya ang gwapo ko raw.

Fenrir: Woof! Woof! WOOF! ("What the eff? EXCUUUUSE ME?")

Zweihänder: See?

Fenrir: (huffs and puffs angrily)

Ichaival: Pero kung si Fenrir lang 'yan, nasaan si Lae?

Zweihänder: Oo nga no. Baka may masamang nangyari kay Lae, at gusto ni Fenrir na sundan na tin s'ya?

Fenrir: Woof! ("Actually stay away from me!")

Fenrir: (runs away)

Zweihänder: Val oo nga, gusto n'yang sundan natin s'ya!

Fenrir: Woof! ("Stop following me, I have a child to find!")

Zweihänder: Tara sa sasakyan, dali!

[372A High Street:]

Joyeuse: (is silently eating breakfast)

Futhark: (calls from his bed) Jo?

Joyeuse: (ignores Futhark)

Futhark: Joyeuuuuuuuuuse. (coughs)

Joyeuse: (covers face with his arms) What do you want, contagion?

Futhark: Maligamgam na tubig pleeease.

Joyeuse: Why don't you get it yourself?

Futhark: (pulls blanket over his head) Pleeeeeease.

Joyeuse: (rolls his eyes and stands up to get water for Futhark)

Joyeuse: Here's your water.

Futhark: (is sleeping)

Joyeuse: Futhark here's your water.

Futhark:

Joyeuse: Futhark are you dead? (pulls blanket away from Futhark's face)

Joyeuse: Futhark here's your water, you want me to pour it on your face?

Joyeuse:

Futhark:

Joyeuse: (pinches Futhark’s nose)

Futhark: (struggles to breathe and sits upright) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! (coughs)

Joyeuse: Oh you're alive. Here's your water.

Futhark: Isusumbong talaga kita kay Sir Lance!

Joyeuse: But I gave you water.

Futhark: (is too tired to argue so he goes back to sleep)

Joyeuse: (watches him)

Joyeuse: Futhark.

Futhark: (ignores him)

Joyeuse: Futhark. (pokes Futhark’s cheek)

Futhark: (groans) What?

Joyeuse: I just remembered today is Tuesday.

Futhark: (facing the other way, trying to get some sleep) And?

Joyeuse: Tuesday is shopping day.

Futhark: I can't shop today, Joyeuse, leave me alone.

Joyeuse: But it's Tuesday.

Futhark: (finally faces Joyeuse and glares at him) Ano sa "masama pakiramdam ko" ang hindi mo maintindihan?

Joyeuse: ...?

Futhark: Joyeuse. Leave this room before I decide to poison the next coffee I make for you.

Joyeuse: Why would you poison me?

Futhark: Because you're being an ass--(coughs)

Joyeuse: I'm not being an ass, I was watching a documentary and you called and ask for warm water and then you didn't even drink it. Who's the ass now?

Futhark: (cries and grabs his phone to call Lance)

Joyeuse: Why are you calling Lance? I haven't done anything, I was just asking you--

Futhark: Sir Laaaaaance. (sniffs) Sir Lance si Joyeuse po!

Joyeuse: WHAT DID I DO?!

Futhark: Sir Lance si Joyeuse po paalisin n'yo rito.

Joyeuse: (yells at Futhark's phone) Lance he said he's going to poison me, don't believe whatever lie he's told you.

Lance, on the phone: Jule I have unsolved casefiles in the library, why don't you go take a look?

Joyeuse: (leaves room)

Futhark: Thank you po sir. (finally gets decent sleep)

Ferdinand: (sits on Futhark's face)

[Team Edward & Laevateinn:]

Edward: Where are we going?

Laevateinn: To see friends who can help us.

Laevateinn: (whistles)

Algernon & the chicken gang: (flies to Laevateinn's service)

Laevateinn: Have you seen Fenrir?

Algernon: Cluck cluck! ("He ran away.")

Laevateinn: Where?

Algernon: Cluck cluck cluck! ("Release Ferdinand first!")

Laevateinn: (stares at chicken)

Laevateinn:

Algernon: Cluck cluck... ("Follow us please...")

[Hemlock:]

Arthur: Are you mad at me for losing the child?

Lance: No.

Arthur: Then why are you being so quiet?

Lance: I'm not?

Arthur: There was a checkpoint and you didn't bother stopping.

Lance: Yeah I already talked to them earlier.

Arthur: Are you mad because I said the child was ironing clothes and you're against child labour?

Lance: No.

Arthur: ...

Arthur: Do you want some Snickers? (takes Snickers out of his pocket)

Lance: I don't want some damn chocolate, Arthur!

Arthur: ...

Arthur: (puts hand inside pocket)

Lance: I don't want some candy either.

Arthur: Are we having a fight or you're just hungry and didn't want to talk?

Lance: Really, you don't know why I'm quiet?

Arthur: I took three guesses and none of them is right, so I think that should be a clue that I have no idea why you're mad.

Lance: I'm quiet, not mad.

Arthur: You didn't want chocolates.

Lance: I'm driving!

Arthur: ... (squints eyes and thinks)

Arthur: So you want me to feed you chocolates?

Lance: I'm quiet because you said you think adopting a child is a bad idea.

Arthur: Not even gonna argue, I was right.

Lance: Don't you want to live quietly somewhere nice and--

Arthur: I'm going to stop you right there, you're walking on thin ice, Ducere.

Lance: Why???

Arthur: You have four children back home. Where are they now?

Lance: I-

Arthur: One of them's sick, one is an irresponsible asshole who criticised my existence--

Lance: Is that Laevateinn or Jule?

Arthur: See you can't even tell them apart! And now you want to adopt another human being?

Lance: What do you have agaisnt adoption? I'm adopted!

Arthur: By Odin! We're not Odin! You're a Lance and I'm an Arthur! I can't take care of another human being!

Lance: Why are you yelling?

Arthur: ...

Arthur: (opens car door)

Lance: (hits brakes)

Lance: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Arthur: (walks out of the car)

Lance: ARTHUR COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOT.

Arthur: (keeps walking)

Arthur: (gets arrested)

Lance: ... (facepalms)

Lance: One way or another at least we're still meeting at the police station.

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