Quarantine #24
[Outside 372A High Street:]
Fenrir: (howls and looks for Kürbis)
Fenrir: (sees Zweihänder gardening)
Fenrir: (immediately turns around and avoids Coronado Residences)
Ichaival: 'Di ba si Fenrir 'yon?
Fenrir: Woof wooof. ("No I'm Wolfram, Archduke of Austria. Bye!")
Zweihänder: Sabi n'ya ang gwapo ko raw.
Fenrir: Woof! Woof! WOOF! ("What the eff? EXCUUUUSE ME?")
Zweihänder: See?
Fenrir: (huffs and puffs angrily)
Ichaival: Pero kung si Fenrir lang 'yan, nasaan si Lae?
Zweihänder: Oo nga no. Baka may masamang nangyari kay Lae, at gusto ni Fenrir na sundan na tin s'ya?
Fenrir: Woof! ("Actually stay away from me!")
Fenrir: (runs away)
Zweihänder: Val oo nga, gusto n'yang sundan natin s'ya!
Fenrir: Woof! ("Stop following me, I have a child to find!")
Zweihänder: Tara sa sasakyan, dali!
[372A High Street:]
Joyeuse: (is silently eating breakfast)
Futhark: (calls from his bed) Jo?
Joyeuse: (ignores Futhark)
Futhark: Joyeuuuuuuuuuse. (coughs)
Joyeuse: (covers face with his arms) What do you want, contagion?
Futhark: Maligamgam na tubig pleeease.
Joyeuse: Why don't you get it yourself?
Futhark: (pulls blanket over his head) Pleeeeeease.
Joyeuse: (rolls his eyes and stands up to get water for Futhark)
Joyeuse: Here's your water.
Futhark: (is sleeping)
Joyeuse: Futhark here's your water.
Futhark:
Joyeuse: Futhark are you dead? (pulls blanket away from Futhark's face)
Joyeuse: Futhark here's your water, you want me to pour it on your face?
Joyeuse:
Futhark:
Joyeuse: (pinches Futhark’s nose)
Futhark: (struggles to breathe and sits upright) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! (coughs)
Joyeuse: Oh you're alive. Here's your water.
Futhark: Isusumbong talaga kita kay Sir Lance!
Joyeuse: But I gave you water.
Futhark: (is too tired to argue so he goes back to sleep)
Joyeuse: (watches him)
Joyeuse: Futhark.
Futhark: (ignores him)
Joyeuse: Futhark. (pokes Futhark’s cheek)
Futhark: (groans) What?
Joyeuse: I just remembered today is Tuesday.
Futhark: (facing the other way, trying to get some sleep) And?
Joyeuse: Tuesday is shopping day.
Futhark: I can't shop today, Joyeuse, leave me alone.
Joyeuse: But it's Tuesday.
Futhark: (finally faces Joyeuse and glares at him) Ano sa "masama pakiramdam ko" ang hindi mo maintindihan?
Joyeuse: ...?
Futhark: Joyeuse. Leave this room before I decide to poison the next coffee I make for you.
Joyeuse: Why would you poison me?
Futhark: Because you're being an ass--(coughs)
Joyeuse: I'm not being an ass, I was watching a documentary and you called and ask for warm water and then you didn't even drink it. Who's the ass now?
Futhark: (cries and grabs his phone to call Lance)
Joyeuse: Why are you calling Lance? I haven't done anything, I was just asking you--
Futhark: Sir Laaaaaance. (sniffs) Sir Lance si Joyeuse po!
Joyeuse: WHAT DID I DO?!
Futhark: Sir Lance si Joyeuse po paalisin n'yo rito.
Joyeuse: (yells at Futhark's phone) Lance he said he's going to poison me, don't believe whatever lie he's told you.
Lance, on the phone: Jule I have unsolved casefiles in the library, why don't you go take a look?
Joyeuse: (leaves room)
Futhark: Thank you po sir. (finally gets decent sleep)
Ferdinand: (sits on Futhark's face)
[Team Edward & Laevateinn:]
Edward: Where are we going?
Laevateinn: To see friends who can help us.
Laevateinn: (whistles)
Algernon & the chicken gang: (flies to Laevateinn's service)
Laevateinn: Have you seen Fenrir?
Algernon: Cluck cluck! ("He ran away.")
Laevateinn: Where?
Algernon: Cluck cluck cluck! ("Release Ferdinand first!")
Laevateinn: (stares at chicken)
Laevateinn:
Algernon: Cluck cluck... ("Follow us please...")
[Hemlock:]
Arthur: Are you mad at me for losing the child?
Lance: No.
Arthur: Then why are you being so quiet?
Lance: I'm not?
Arthur: There was a checkpoint and you didn't bother stopping.
Lance: Yeah I already talked to them earlier.
Arthur: Are you mad because I said the child was ironing clothes and you're against child labour?
Lance: No.
Arthur: ...
Arthur: Do you want some Snickers? (takes Snickers out of his pocket)
Lance: I don't want some damn chocolate, Arthur!
Arthur: ...
Arthur: (puts hand inside pocket)
Lance: I don't want some candy either.
Arthur: Are we having a fight or you're just hungry and didn't want to talk?
Lance: Really, you don't know why I'm quiet?
Arthur: I took three guesses and none of them is right, so I think that should be a clue that I have no idea why you're mad.
Lance: I'm quiet, not mad.
Arthur: You didn't want chocolates.
Lance: I'm driving!
Arthur: ... (squints eyes and thinks)
Arthur: So you want me to feed you chocolates?
Lance: I'm quiet because you said you think adopting a child is a bad idea.
Arthur: Not even gonna argue, I was right.
Lance: Don't you want to live quietly somewhere nice and--
Arthur: I'm going to stop you right there, you're walking on thin ice, Ducere.
Lance: Why???
Arthur: You have four children back home. Where are they now?
Lance: I-
Arthur: One of them's sick, one is an irresponsible asshole who criticised my existence--
Lance: Is that Laevateinn or Jule?
Arthur: See you can't even tell them apart! And now you want to adopt another human being?
Lance: What do you have agaisnt adoption? I'm adopted!
Arthur: By Odin! We're not Odin! You're a Lance and I'm an Arthur! I can't take care of another human being!
Lance: Why are you yelling?
Arthur: ...
Arthur: (opens car door)
Lance: (hits brakes)
Lance: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Arthur: (walks out of the car)
Lance: ARTHUR COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOT.
Arthur: (keeps walking)
Arthur: (gets arrested)
Lance: ... (facepalms)
Lance: One way or another at least we're still meeting at the police station.
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