[Outside 372A High Street:]

Fenrir: (is running with Kürbis on his back)

Kürbis: (giggles and screams in excitement)

Fenrir: (runs until they reach the road where the chickens are)

Fenrir: Wooof.

Algernon the chicken: (clucks and approached them)

Fenrir: Woof! ("Do you know where she lives?")

Algernon: Cluck cluck! ("Where's Ferdinand?")

Fenrir: Woof, woof! ("In our house.")

Algernon: Cluck cluck cluck! ("Return Ferdinand to us first!")

Fenrir: Wooof. ("Don't be ridiculous, he's with Siegfried!")

Algernon: Cluck! ("It's not fair that he's the only one who gets to play with Siegfried!")

Fenrir: Wooof woof woof. ("He's not playing with Siegfried, he's held captive by Arthur.")

The chickens flock together, filling the air with loud, angry clucks.

"What do you mean Ferdinand is held captive?"

"Where is Ferdinand?"

"Release Ferdinand!"

"I'm hungry!"

Fenrir: ...

Fenrir: (runs)

The angry flock of chickens chases Fenrir.

Fenrir: (runs until he escapes the chickens)

Fenrir: (hides behind a tree, panting) (looks behind him)

Fenrir: (sighs in relief)

Fenrir: (notices Kürbis is not with him anymore)

Fenrir: Awwooooo! ("Fuuuuuck.")

[372A High Street:]

Laevateinn: (wakes up) Fen?

Laevateinn: (goes to the kitchen, rubbing his eye) Fenrir?

Edward: Good morning Lae, pwedeng pakitali si drama queen sa puno sa labas?

Laevateinn: Where's Fenrir?

Joyeuse: Was he not with you?

Edward: Where's Kürbis?

Joyeuse: Was sHE NOT WITH YOU?

Edward: I thought she was with you?!?

Laevateinn: (whistles) Feeeeeeen where are you?

Joyeuse: Let's go look for Kürbis.

Laevateinn: No let's look for Fenrir.

Edward: No offense but he's literally a massive jet black wolfdog. Mas madaling makita si Fenrir kaysa kay drama queen o sa konsensya ni drama queen.

Joyeuse: My conscience is well-hidden.

Laevateinn: Fenrir could track down Kürbis with his nose.

Edward: That makes sense.

Edward: The conscience and the nose thing.

Laevateinn: Now let's go look for Fenrir.

Joyeuse: Fenrir is probably out to pee or take a walk or—

Laevateinn: (puffs his cheeks angrily)

Joyeuse: Or we could look for Fenrir first so he could sniff all the way to Kürbis.

Laevateinn: And Fenrir knows how to use the toilet and I checked the loo and he wasn't there.

Arthur: (from the kitchen, carrying a tray of bowls of milk and cereal) Bad news, boys, I was out of patience to cook you something decent.

Laevateinn: Why is he cooking, where is our mother?

Joyeuse: Futhark is sick.

Laevateinn: Where's my brother?

Arthur: I'd say in front of you but we all know the correct answer's "in the police station".

Laevateinn: Why, did you report him to the police?

Arthur: Why would I report him to the police?

Edward: Because he stole your heart eEEEYYYYY—(raised hand to high five Joyeuse)

Joyeuse: (stares at the hand in disdain)

Laevateinn: Because you're a snake.

Joyeuse: Now that's something you high five to. (raises hand to high five Laevateinn)

Laevateinn: (stares at the hand in disgust)

Joyeuse: Yeah I deserved this.

Arthur: I didn't know what cereal Kürbis liked so I brought everything.

Edward: Yeah about Kürbis...

Joyeuse: I am having none of this. (grabs one bowl and goes to his room)

Arthur: Where's Kürbis?

Edward: 'Wag n'yo po akong papatayin, pero nawawala po si Kürbis.

Arthur: After I spent a long time deciding among Koko Krunch, Lucky Charms, and Frosties...

Laevateinn: Edward Dace let's go find Fenrir!

Arthur: Find Kürbis!

Lance: (arrives from the police station) Hey wife? I just remembered I have to bring the child to the police station for identification.

Arthur: Eeeeyyyyy about the child. (turns to Edward and Laevateinn) Go look for Kürbis now or I'll skin you alive.

Edward: Yes sir! (leaves with Laevateinn)

Arthur: (turns to Lance) Soooooooo, husband.

Lance: :D

Lance: Yes?

Arthur: Remember when you said you want to adopt a human child?

Lance: Yes? Why? (gasps) Are we adopting one now?

Arthur: No, I still think it's a bad idea.

Lance: But why?

Arthur: I just think we don't have cereals for children.

Lance: Of course we're going to buy cereals for children.

Arthur: We can't, we don't have uhhh clothes for children.

Lance: Of course we're going to buy clothes for children.

Arthur: The house is not baby-proofed.

Lance: Of course we're going to baby-proof the house.

Arthur: Since when did you become the world's greatest problem-solver?

Lance: I've always been a problem-solver.

Arthur: Oh really?

Lance: Yeah! Who taught you to pour Oreos on a bowl of milk so you didn't have to dunk every single one of them on a glass of milk?

Arthur: You did.

Lance: Who said you can clean out the Nutella jar with hot water and milk and use it as a dip for your bananas?

Arthur: You did.

Lance: Who bought you large marshmallows when you're sad that smaller marshmallows dissolve faster in your Swiss Miss?

Arthur: You did.

Lance: Who taught you--oh my god it was my fault you're spoiled with sweets...

Arthur: I always brush my teeth, don't worry.

Lance: Anyway, where's the little person?

Arthur: (panics)

Arthur: Upstairs.

Lance: What's she doing upstairs?

Arthur: (panics)

Arthur: Ironing the clothes. Oh dammit!

Lance: Arthie, where's the child?

Arthur: With Uresonderry.

Lance: (runs to Joyeuse's room)

Joyeuse: Can't I eat with privacy? (is eating cereal while watching a documentary)

Lance: Where is the child?

Joyeuse: I--

Arthur: (fake gasp) You lost the child?

Joyeuse: Why are you gasping fakely, she was lost like minutes ago.

Lance: Arthur?!

Arthur: Well technically she was with Uresonderry before she got lost.

Lance: Where is the child???

Arthur: M-Maybe she reverted back into a pumpkin? After all, she's--okay you're not buying it.

Lance: Let's go search for her.

Arthur: Are you mad—

Lance: (grabs his keys) The child, Arthur.

Arthur: (to Joyeuse) If he breaks up with me, I'm gonna make a sweater out of your nervous system.

Joyeuse: Big deal.

Arthur: (squints eyes at Joyeuse and leaves with Lance afterwards)