Other than a working brain, you're going to need a few basic tools before we get started.

First off, you're going to need a blender. Any type will suffice; could be a handheld stick blender or one of those countertop ones. I use one or the other depending on my batch size.

Next, you're going to need some measuring cups. Or you can just chuck handfuls of things in there, whichever pleases you. I like to measure things though.

Finally, invest in a nice rubber spatula. This'll help keep things tidy and ensure you retrieve every delicious drop of your smoothie.

I think that's everything...ready to make something delicious?

If yes, let's get started!

If no, get back in that cupboard. I'm gonna have to padlock the door so you don't get out and make a mess. Honestly.