Note: art above is not mine.
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Katsuki is so going to be this boy's friend. Make no mistake about it, he has friends at school, but they are all just chasing him for the fame that his quirk brings. He wants someone outside of school, someone with a different mindset, someone who doesn't treat him the same. This someone was the boy in front of him, Midoriya Izuku his mind says. The first person that he never gave a shitty nickname at first sight. Interesting.

His plan was to visit the family tomorrow, with his mom of course and then sway him into his clutches with his pure awesomeness. He couldn't do that today because his old hag decided that they should give them time to unpack and get settled. That and the army men that he genuinely find Scary in so many ways- I mean why do they even have to be here? Was the Midoriya family really that important to government? Whatever the reason was he will befriend the boy next door.

The next morning he and his mother stood in the front door holding 'gifts' said gifts are their personalities and wholesome presence as any dynamite blond would bring. Oh, and they also brought cookies that his father insists them to bring along with (bless his soul). So, with confidence and the power of cookies they knocked on the door "Hello we come here to greet you to our neigh.." they were greeted by one stone faced Izuku, who just closed the door when he saw them.

That was rude, but nevertheless the Bakugous are determined people. So they knocked again. Izuku opens the door then closes it again. They did this several times and both sides are not giving up. Well the Bakugous are relentless in their pursuit while the greenette just looks so done with life. On their probably 27th attempt they are greeted by the mother who they come to know as Inko, a lovely woman she was "what in the world is happening here?" If she wasn't threatening.

With great flare (and awkwardness) Mitsuki brought forth her weapon of choice, "cookies?".

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A sickening loud crunch could be heard throughout the room,"These cookies are amazing!" The greenette mom exclaimed as she dips it in her tea as elegant as possible, to which it is not really. The same could be said for her son, who was also dipping his cookies into his tea, albeit a bit more glee.

The weirdest thing was that in all of the occupants in the room, only the two blonds were the ones drinking the said tea while nibbling on their individual cookies. Mitsuki coughs lightly, "um, about the neighborhood-".

"Yes?" Both pairs of emerald eyes stare at them, blank and nonchalant with some bits of cookies stuck on their cheeks, the sight was nerve-racking.

But still Mitsuki carries on with her quest, "we would like to invite you both for dinner tonight". Then there was a pause.

"What's the catch?", Now both green- headed mother and child narrow their eyes on the blond woman as if judging the core of her very soul with their piercing gazes.

Mitsuki sputters, "No-nothing!" Their gazes sharpen even more so, "Really I'm telling the truth!". It was hopeless, this is one battle that the great Mitsuki can never win-

"There's cookies"

Katsuki spoke abruptly, and never had they seen someone who can whip their heads so fast in mention of the delectable. Inko sips her tea, her dessert long gone and Izuku who settles down his mug in the most calm manner possible, both looking at Katsuki with half lidded eyes. Finally after moments pass Izuku opens his mouth.

"We accept"

Katsuki sweats awkwardly at their display but, rejoices inwardly.
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"Aunty!" Katsuki deliberately knocks on their door, "AUNTY!".

"WHO GOES THERE?!, I HAVE A GUN AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!" The door swings open with a slam and out comes Inko with a broomstick, held like one would hold a gun. She stares ahead with terrifying glare, looking around for the would be trespasser. She looks dumbly before she feels a tug on her skirt.

When she gazes down she sees the dirty blond boy pout and in his hands were (you guest it) assignments. "Aunty is deku here? I want his help for my assignments" he emphasizes by patting his math book for kindergarten, along with his science booklet.

Inko just nods along, "he's in his room" she points her thumb behind her "oh, and do be careful he's doing one of his projects, we don't want to hide another body again" she warns, muttering the last part.

"What was that aunty?"

"Nothing, nothing move along now"

It has been five months now and with time, the Bakugous have strengthen their bonds with the Midoriyas. Their unwavering commitment overpowers the antisocial way of the greenettes in such a way that can only be obtained using cookies.

Recently Katsuki discovered that the two greenettes have something in common aside from their looks and attitude, it was the incredible amount of knowledge that they possessed. Inko one of the best known lawyers in the country has memorized each and every law and loopholes that may serve in her winning every case, and Izuku, who is now attending college level in all forms of subject and majoring in chemical engineering and mathematical statistics. Even at six years of age. Which is why Katsuki was slowly and carefully peeking at his door before entering.

The room was lit with dim lights, windows closed. On the side of the room was a lamp beaming at the table top full of do-dads and what-nots, above it was a shelf placed with glass bottles with different bubbly colors plugged with corks.

"What are you doing here Katsuki?", Immediately he jumps back away from threat and pulls out his books as if it's some kind of weapon. But when he saw who it was he began to scream, "You fucking asshole! I thought you were a villain!" And proceeds to slap the slightly older child with his books.

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It was spring, six months since they met the Midoriyas. And in this particular time was when the two families join in an outing to the park nearby the forest.

"Izuku, dear did pack everything?"

"Yes mom"

"Our lunch?"

"Yes mom"

"Sunblocks and what-nots?"

"Yup"

After a minute check up, the two left to the front door where they were greeted by the two familiar blonds and their brunette dad (who holds their dearest cookies) they wave at them and began to approach. With grins and three blocks of traveling they set up their spot with a big blanket.

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Chapter 2 DONE! Imma sleep now. 😴

Enough of that, I want to start a q&a for the readers so I won't get bored easily (I'm too lonely in this app).

So question of the chapter is:

What's the most efficient way to subdue an adult in ten seconds without the use of lethal weapons?

I'd like to hear your thoughts about it. Oh, and please leave a vote as well, I'd very much appreciate it.