Goodmen POV

I Was,busy getting things ready for divorce as marios ex-wife and Son was here:

Goodmen: So Mario you take all half of Rosalina's stuff and she takes half of yours 

Mario; fine but I'm letting Jeffy make the right choice 

Rosalina: But he was abusing Jeffy !

Mario: I Was Dissaplining him!

"As Both started fighting as I Facepalm'

Goodmen: alright you two stoop fighting rosalina from what Mario told me you always bring your boyfriends and Mario doesn't get mad but more worried but you get upset when Mario accidentally does something he never once cheated on you but you just overreacted And the worse part is you nearly put him in the hospital now im glad my brother badmens in jail but seriously you broke the law and imagine what would happen if you hit your son with that hammer 

Rosalina: what but marios bald 

Goodman; Balding is a normal part of aging shut the fuck up and you would lose hair two if you were to go to the age like Mario here you'd lose your hair so let's see what jeffy has to say 

Jeffy: Well  like both mommy and daddy but I will stay with daddy 

Goodmen: Alright so we will have the papers and get ready to go to your new home mario also Nintendo has been worried about you mario 

Mario; Wait what..?!

Goodmen: oh yeah about that you see Mario my brother badmen had been making it look like you were sick all week so Nintendo thought they'd let you off so if we explain everything it will be good

Mario; Ok but does jeffy come with us cause i seriously don't want him to get kidnapped 

Goodmen: Yes maro come on 

"As They went to Nintendo as Godmen basically explain the amount of shit that happened and etc" 

CEO: So you were kidnapped by your brother and somehow You got locked up for 5 months 

Goodmen: thats right 

CEO: i swear this shit gets crazier by the day  *sighs* Mario your back in and get ready cause we honestly don't care if your bald or not just get ready also-

Jeffy:*Makes a sound*

Mario: Sorry thats my son 

CEO: kid leave the room and your dad might get you a game 

Jeffy; Ok 

"As he left the room and was beating his diaper"

CEO: Alright get back to work 

to be continued