@alice.not.in.wonderland has created a new group with @lilsevans @prongspotter @franklyspeaking and 5 more

@alice.not.in.wonderland has named this group 'dorlene'

@oldmacdonald: ?????

@alice.not.in.wonderland: for those of you who dont know, dorlene is the ship name of our dear friends dorcas and marlene

@lilsevans: i like where this is going

@wormtail: is this like the JILY/LAMES group or like the wolfstar group

@moonylupin: peter-

@wormtail: well you were added to the wolfstar group before either of us, and lily and james have accepted the existence of the lames one

@emmyvance: i just realised 'wolfstar' is the only group with ALL of us

@prongspotter: lets make it the main instead of gr-ah-ffindor then

@oldmacdonald: instead of what now

@siriuslypadfoot: nvm that its a long story. ok wolfstar is the main *hair flips* 

@alice.not.in.wonderland: awesome. now coming back to topic. i shouldn't tell you this but dorcas has a crush on Marlene and i want to help her, but i just cant do it alone

@emmyvance: SO YOU CAN TELL BUT WHEN I DO ITS DIFFERENT

@oldmacdonald: emmeline if you value your life shut up and listen

@emmyvance: good point

@lilsevans: what the fuck lol

@moonylupin: never yOU MIND

@lilsevans: ????

@prongspotter: wait fuck do you mean thAT

@wormtail: yes

@prongspotter: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS JUST GETTING OVER THAT

@lilsevans: wait a minute

@lilsevans: is this what i think it is

@emmyvance: if you're talking about what you said on the road the other day no

@oldmacdonald: its unrelated to you

@siriuslypadfoot: totally random

@lilsevans: lets say i believe you. alice you were saying?

@alice.not.in.wonderland: thank you lily

@alice.not.in.wonderland: this is not like any of the other groups we have, its designed to set up marlene with dorcas

@wormtail: like project GLAB?

@alice.not.in.wonderland: peter pettigrew stop changing a subject before i come and throttle you

@alice.not.in.wonderland: and kind of like GLAB but not exactly

@lilsevans: ugh not glab again

@prongspotter: what is glab?

@lilsevans: pshhh as if i know

@emmyvance: glab is a long story

@oldmacdonald: anyWAY, we get it, we have to get dorlene together

@franklyspeaking: im down i would love to help this ship sail

@moonylupin: awesome

@lilsevans: brilliant. oh and btw potter, black, 4th floor now

@prongspotter: ughhhhhh

@siriuslypadfoot: what masochistic torture-

@emmyvance: ??

@lilsevans: lets just say my slaves now know better than to try and prank mrs potter's favourite

a new post from @lilsevans

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@lilsevans: lmao mrs potter made both of them my slaves for a day to punish them for trying to prank me- thats what you get suckersss. pc: sirius, who said he wanted to take the photo so not to show his bright pink unicorn my little pony mask

tagged: @prongspotter @siriuslypadfoot

comments:

@siriuslypadfoot: I DID THAT FOR A REASON SO THAT YOU DONT GO BLASTING IT AROUND
@lilsevans: shut up slave, you picked it lol
@siriuslypadfoot: LILY THAT WAS A SECRET
@lilsevans: bitch you thought

@euphemiapotter: please call me mia lily

@montypotter: gotta admit, it was rewarding to watch them follow your every order, how do you get them to do everything?

@lilsevans: they're scared that i'll hex them

@euphemiapotter: i've used that threat thousands of times!

@lilsevans: only thing is, they know from experience that i'll actually do it

@prongspotter: she's right there she will actually do it

@marley: LMAO i need to see thisss!
@lilsevans: its actually hilarious
@dorky.m: sure sounds like it
@moonylupin: you're telling me sirius is ACTUALLY in a pink unicorn mask?
@lilsevans: absolutely
@emmyvance: no really?
@oldmacdonald: like not as a lie to make fun of him
@lilsevans: really, ask @euphemiapotter and @montypotter
@euphemiapotter: she's not lying
@montypotter: its really funny

@moonylupin: @siriuslypadfoot picture please
@siriuslypadfoot: absolutely not
@moonylupin: pleeaaaseee
@siriuslypadfoot: nO
@moonylupin: please? for me
@siriuslypadfoot: thats a compelling argument but absolutely not
@moonylupin: whyyy
@siriuslypadfoot: i know you'll post it somewhere the first chance you get
@moonylupin: dangit

@bellatierney: ahaha james looks so funny
@lilsevans: ikr
@bellatierney: yeah.. you look cute ngl
@lilsevans: thank you 

@officialjilyfanclub: LOOK AT THIS, I REPEAT LOOK AT THIS OMG OMG OMG OMFG
@losingtolames: OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT AHAHAH THEY'RE OMG
@flowerpotting: YES OMG THATS SO DAMN CUTE
@rednraven: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE PHOTO
@shh.lames.is.listening: OH MY GOD IM HYPERVENTILATILATING
@jily-namedchildafterharrystyles: SAME HERE
@flowersthatpot: IM IN TEARS
@k.i.s.s.i.n.g_LJ: ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
@lilsevans: you guys do know that nothing is happening right? like nothing at all?
@bellatierney: literally i'm still dating james, they're just friends
@prongspotter: yes
@bellatierneyhateclub: @bellatierney keep telling yourself that darling
@bellatierney: @bellatierneyhatclub WHY DO YOU EXIST
@lilsevans: @bellatierneyhateclub its rude that you cant accept the truth
@prongspotter: exactly

@have.a.dam: damn potter, ALSO LMAO SIRIUS THE MASK!!
@siriuslypadfoot: fuck off carlos none of your business
@prongspotter: whats the damn for may i ask
@have.a.dam: i'm not entirely sure about that james i'll get back to u
@prongspotter: @siriuslypadfoot mate our neighbor is weird
@have.a.dam: dont i know it

a/n: i hope this was satisfying. this are pretty slow atm, and not as funny, i know but i cant put in good levels of crack until we get the squad together, so till then you'll stay with drama which i know you guys adore by the number of angry comments i got in the last book ahahahah

anyway i'm pissy rn because my wisdom teeth started growing in like TWO YEARS EARLY and now eating hurts and my braces are TWO YEARS LATE and my dentist withh probably die when i see him again because i've been pulling a constant Remus Lupin this quarantine with chocolate lmaoo

and yes i know its surprising but i have an update schedule now!!! to everyone who didn't see it, i update every Thursday now (yes i know today is a Friday, and i also know i said saturdays but i changed my mind because my weekends get busy and then i dont have time to reply to y'all)

anyway, see y'all next week, hope you had a great day

love from ana ♥️