a/n: do you remember me? im honestly shocked if you do lmao

recap: jily/lames/flowerpot just went ig official and everyone else freaked out. we're also going to pretend they explained the story to everyone and my fanfic won in the jily users gc, much to harry's chagrin

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@theofficialmarauders: felter but make it ✨festive fashion ✨ because we're just trendsetters, let me tell you EVERYONE will be wearing glasses and glitter over their bedsheets, while they attempt to lounge as majestically as i do in my trolley
(yes, i did see someone purchasing one of these at hogsmeade where dung fletcher put a whole store, i'm looking at you, miranda, i'm looking at you)
🐺🐕🐀🦌

okay remus we know you love him but stop giving sirius the caption making job this shit is terrible
in shot: prongs (me awesome ikr) and padfoot
photo credits: moony
unseen: wormtail trying to untangle our second trolley from lily's bag

shoutout to @lilsevans for letting us use her spare bag 

tagged: @moonylupin @prongspotter @wormtail @siriuslypadfoot

comments:

@marley: i was tagged
@siriuslypadfoot: you were not
@marley: bitch what
@moonylupin: what?

@anastacia-LJ: the writing is so dry ugh wtf is wrong with me
@justiceforjilyog: stfu hoe you even won the fic contest even though no one voted for you and now you're doing that weird thing again
@anastacia-LJ: im killing you 
@lameslover: @justiceforjilyog JUST DROPPED DEAD FROM BEING EATEN BY THE DUOLINGO OWL WTF THERE IS A GREEN OWL HERE WHO'S OWL IS THIS
@anastacia-LJ: take THAT
@anastacia-LJ: death creds to danky

@oldmacdonald: ignoring all of ^^ its a marauders post and i am not with the sixth years, i do however have emmy staring at me so i believe that counts
@emmyvance: JUST MOVE THE FUCKING KNIGHT MARY ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
@dorky.m: they're playing chess
@dorky.m: i hope

@lilsevans: istg if you do anything to my bag, i will kill you and use your skin to make a new one, i promise
@prongspotter: babe, chill
@prongspotter: nothing will happen to your bag
@prongspotter: promise 😊 
@siriuslypadfoot: cannot guarantee that sorry evans peter is still trying to get the trolley out
@prongspotter: well-

@flowersthatpot: babe
@evter4life: BABE
@pevansislikeshit: B A B E
@alice.not.in.wonderland: you do know that they confirmed their relationship status like a while ago, and we all screamed when emmy added us to your gc to scream and some of you lot cried for like hours/days or have you forgotten
@emmyvance: ^its a thing al its cute

@franklyspeaking: omg peter wtf is he doing why is he jumping around the bag im coming down
@seagullsdonut: oi no that was funny
@siriuslypadfoot: #CANCELSEAGULL1977
@siriuslypadfoot: omg thats the last time i'll use that tag
@seagullsdonut: you wont cancel me?
@siriuslypadfoot: no it'll be 1978

@wormtail: update frank is here
@wormtail: not that i can see him
@wormtial: im inside the bag
@lilsevans: get out
@wormtail: @lilsevans nice interiors
@lilsevans: smh james wtf
@prongspotter: see TECHNICALLY your bag sustained no damage, it just has a person inside it
@lilsevans: fuck Undetectable Extension Charms

@swishandflitwick: omg miss evans did your Undetectable Extension Charm capture a person?
@lilsevans: don't fail me please i need the grade
@swishandflitwick: fail you?! IM PROMOTING YOU!
@professorminervamcgonagall: she's a student
@swishandflictwick: GIVING YOU EXTRA CREDIT!
@lilsevans: yay?

@maraudersfan2828: am i the only one who noticed that peter was the victim in the last marauders post as well as this
@wormtail: poor peter
@lilsevans: PETER GET OUT OF MY BAG
@wormtail: i swear lily im trying

@moonylupin: periodic update i wasn't online bc i was actually trying to help peter and i too have now fallen inside the bag
@marley: you're falling again, you're falling again you're FALLLINNNGGG
@dorky.m: what if im out? you're someone i dont talk about
@alice.not.in.wonderland: you're falling again you're fallliiinnnggg
@siriuslypadfoot: AND I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'LL NEVER NEED ME AGAIIIINNNN
@moonlylupin: y'all stfu and help me

@wormtail: wait this looks familiar
@lilsevans: peter i swear if you touch anything i will skin you alive
@moonylupin: whats sirius's diary from fourth year doing in your bag
@lilsevans: wait what
@siriuslypadfoot: NO NO NO NO NO

@franklyspeaking: update sirius just dove into the bag
@lilsevans: james i swear to fucking god
@prongspotter: update in terrified

@marley: lily just like bolted out of the room, knocking over the emmy/mary chess game tf mate what even was in the bag
@oldmacdonald: I WAS WINNING @lilsevans WTF I HATE YOU
@emmyvance: HAHAHHA YES LILY
@dorky.m: what even

@alice.not.in.wonderland: do my eyes decieve me or...?
@prongspotter: by god she really just did that
@alice.not.in.wonderland: the balcony is a shit view james in coming over there
@marley: and we're coming also

@moonylupin: update lily just fell from the sky
@siriuslypadfoot: god i didnt know you were ginger
@wormtail: so we're not even going to mention her grabbing duct tape from somewhere and tying the three of us to a really large bag of skittles
@dorky.m: SKITTLES

@franklyspeaking: DORCAS DO NOT JUMP INTO THE BACK WE WILL GET THE SKITTLED FOR YOU IN A DIFFERENT WAY
@dorky.m: jeez frank fine
@wormtail: i found the trolley
@lilsevans: you mean i found the trolley while you screamed right peter
@wormtail: no comment

@siriuslypadfoot: update prongs is freaking out
@franklyspeaking: how do you know that
@moonylupin: we can hear him
@prongspotter: help my girlfriend and best friends are all stuck in a bag the size of my wrist cut me some slack you dumbasses

@lames4evermore: GIRLFRIEND
@justlikejily: OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@fuckingflowerpotting: GIRLFRIEND IM DEAD
@marley: again, they confirmed it why are you still dying
@theyreallythesamelj: we need content okay give us a break
@marley: weird but okay ig

@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: 100 points to gryffindor
@dorky.m: thanks bestie but what for
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: filius asked me to give 10 points for miss evans's charm
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: also you called me bestie (i love it) but this is not way to treat a teacher miss meadowes 20 points from slytherin
 @sluggyslughorn: albus what even
@professorminervamcgonagall: i have a lot of feelings about this but i will choose to not share them. we so have the house cup
@pomonasprout: albus why must you always ignore hufflepuff and ravenclaw
@madamepomfrey: ^^^
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: hufflewho and raven what?
@haggeredhagrid: yer hopeless dumbledore

@siriuslypadfoot: update lilt is reading my diaray help
@moonylupin: *diary
@prongspotter: lily*
@lilsevans: this is so fucking funny i can't even
@lilsevans: @regulusblack im sorry i know we bonded over vermin the whale but cher lapin bon bon help
@anastacia-LJ: did they bon over vermin the whale? i remember writing that but i can't find it?? ah fuck it who cares
@lilypotter28: ana you're so weird tf

@regulusblack: @lilsevans bitch i hate you
@regulusblack: they'd forgotten about it
@siriuslypadfoot: @cissa @bellatrixles
@regulusblack: i hate you sirius
@bellatrixles: look at him, so innocent
@cissa: he has no idea
@regulusblack: no idea about?
@siriuslypadfoot: we never forgot
@cissa: cher
@bellatrixles: lapin
@cherlapinbonbon_no1bestie: BON BON
@regulusblack: i hate all of you wtf. evans everything we got from bitching about the whale, its all gone. i hate you
@siriuslypadfoot: HAHAHAHAHAH REMEMBER CLBB'S TOFFEE ERA OMG 
@cissa: HE USED TO FIND ALL OF WALBURGA'S CANDY AND HOARD IT
@regulusblack: kreacher ate a lot of it though
@bellatrixles: you are aware that it was sirius and us (mostly sirius) and not kreacher right
@regulusblack: WHAT
@siriuslypadfoot: BELLA WHAT
@regulusblack: i hate all of you. sirius i hope you never come out of the bag

@lilsevans: okay im bored of being inside here can someone accio us back up
@prongspotter: ACCIO WTF WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT
@lilsevans: because you're stupid
@prongspotter: ouch
@lilsevans: im not about to take it back love

@moonylupin: getting acciod was *not* fun. peter has lost the ability to walk
@siriuslypadfoot: AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
@oldmacdonald: you're all stupid

a/n: shit i havent written in centuries and like falling back into it was so much fun omg. this was supposed to be a new years chapter (happy new year?) but surprise surprise, i was late

anyway i hope you enjoyed love from ana <33