hiya y'all, how you doing

from @oldmacdonald to new main dont leave

@oldmacdonald: while you guys are still sober, please note that i will be making an official record or the events today over here, as frank has done before

@franklyspeaking: okay copycat

@alice.not.in.wonderland: are we even sure james and mar are sober i mean have to seen this room pls-

@marley: shut up and go with it

@lilsevans: no but al has a point if i were to describe it i would say *aggressively chistmasifies*

@prongspotter: and thats bad because?

@dorky.m: not bad just...... agressive

@siriuslypadfoot:

@siriuslypadfoot: there's three christmas trees inside this very room, honey its a problem

@emmyvance: NOT THE DOLL OMG WHY

@moonylupin: this is the fouth pine needle that has stabbed me

@wormtail: THERE IS SO MUCH EGGNOG WHY

@prongspotter: i feel..... attacked. unappreciated. ostracized. ignored. i do so much and then this

@emmyvance: highkey feels like a line from kuwtk

@lilsevans: Kim Kardashian when people dont make a big deal of her diamond earring:

@marley: i feel it too james, you're not alone

@oldmacdonald: alright whatever it is, whether kim k has possessed James or not, i dont want to suffer so please delete ig or something bc with the j/l/f users on the prowl we DO NOT want to risk anything like that

@marley: jeez okay

@emmyvance: no but mary's right, they're deprived of content and fanfic only takes them that far

@dorky.m: is that right then miss leader of the OJFC

@lilsevans: can we please not bring anything about that up rn

@prongspotter: ^^

@emmyvance: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

from @euphemiapotter to potters, sirius and lily

@eupehmiapotter: oh Eudora Bradley is in town

@pronspotter: yes, and?

@siriuslypadfoot: okay?

@eupehmiapotter: you remember her son, Chad right?

@prongspotter: yes, and?

@siriuslypadfoot: vaguely

@eupehmiapotter: i think he was about the same age as you guys

@prongspotter: yes and?

@siriuslypadfoot: okay?

@euphemiapotter: and your friends are over

@prongspotter: yes and?

@siriuslypadfoot: okay?

@lilsevans: oh my gods you idiots she's trying to get you to invite Chad Brad over

@euphemiapotter: Chad Bradley but yes

@montypotter: i knew lily was the smart one

@prongspotter: do we have to mum? Chad the Brad is irritating as hell

@siriuslypadfoot: i second that, he is a Chad in every sense of the word

@montypotter: yes boys, and you will be nice to him

@siriuslypadfoot: ugh

from James Potter to Chad Bradley

@prongspotter: hi chad.

@chadster-bradster: Hey James

@prongspotter: so you know my friends are over and we're having a party, and we heard ur in town and we wanted to know if you wanted to come

@chadster-bradster: AW MAN HECK YAH 

@prongspotter: well thats just great

from @siriuslypadfoot to new main dont leave

@siriuslypadfoot: MUMS MAKING CHAD THE BRAD COME OVER

@marley: NO

 @alice.not.in.wonderland: who?

@lilsevans: the son of someone called eudora bradley

@dorky.m: who?

@siriuslypadfoot: think of the name Chad. thats him in a nutshell

@prongspotter: HE SAYS HE'S ON HIS WAY NOOO

@emmyvance: why is this (git like??) person coming so early?

@oldmacdonald: and what's his problem? sure he's a chad but why the drama?

@marley: its difficult to explain. we're actually possibly just being mean because he hasn't done anything per say he's just really annoying

@lilsevans: lol wtf who's that running across the front field

@prongspotter: that would be chad. also why are you at the front field??

@lilsevans: twinkle called me because someone was running across the front field why are you here

@prongspotter: twinkle called me

@dorky.m: OKAY CHAD IS RUNNING ACROSS THE FIELD (why even is that there) NO TIME TO ARGUE

@moonylupin: sirius is dramatically gasping

@marley: problem child

@siriuslypadfoot: you meant favourite

@lilsevans: ahem

@siriuslypadfoot: before evans came and stole it from me shamelessly

@emmyvance: GUYS? CHAD?

@franklyspeaking: there's nothing we can do except overreact and then let him come so NOOOOO

@wormtail: ^^^^^^

@dorky.m: ^^^^^ nooo

from Chad Bradley to James Potter

@chadster-bradster: where are you man?

@prongspotter: come nearer to the house chad why would you run the whole way

@chadster-bradster: where are you now?

@prongspotter: a little further

@chadster-bradster: ooh who's that??

@prongspotter: who?

@chadster-bradster: the hot chick

@chadster-bradster: redhead

@prongspotter: ..................

@prongspotter: nobody come further and we'll go inside

@chadster-bradster: no really who is she

@prongspotter: no dont go near her

@prongspotter: Lily Evans her name is Lily Evans now get away please

@chadster-bradster: oh sorry man is she your girlfriend?

@prongspotter: no.

@chadster-bradster: you like her?

@prongspotter: just come inside dammit

a/n: a shorter chapter but i did not know what to write without jumping right into the party. no, Chad is not going to be a proper character, he is simply a plot device (he doesn't even have an fc i just googled chad and picked) so please dont hate on him no matter what. and i know the gang is being sort of mean but just go with it.

to anyone wondering i kind of imagine chad to sound like chad from kallmekris's mommy/toddler skits and stuff om tiktok

i have the next chapter properly planned (shocking i know) and im so excited for it. im not sure how you guys will react though (lies i know EXACTLY how you will react and im only slightly scared👀)

anyway i hope you all are having a great day and a great week, 

love from ana ♥