a/n: in ALL of your theories (almost EVERY SINGLE ONE) there is something about Bella cheating on James with Carlos. I- just- WHY? WHY? and WHY does EVERYBODY think that? like 98% of the theories i have gotten are BellaxCarlos

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@officialmarauders: i think my phone is going to fall heLP ME- (update it almost fell so moony did a quick charm so its stuck to my hand thats that life) AMUSEMENT PARK TIME WALLA WALLA WALLA BING BANG🐺 🐀 🐕 🦌

by far our most chaotic caption thank you padfoot.
in shot: Lily and Marlene, Bella and Prongs Carlos and Wormtail 
photo creds: padfoot
unseen: moony, who was sitting with padfoot, glaring

tagged: @moonylupin @wormtail @siriuslypadfoot @prongspotter @lilsevans @marley @bellatierney @have.a.dam

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@lilsevans: literally im so dizzy but we'll go on the swing one again
@marley: @lilsevans amen
@dorky.m: you traitors are going back there when we come
@alice.not.in.wonderland: @dorky.m amen

@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: be careful! once minerva, slughorn, pomona, poppy, filius and i went to an amusement park and this old geezer nearly vomited on the entirety of the park
@madamepoppypomfrey: that old geezer was you albus and i had to fix you
@prongspotter: @hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool no offense sir, but ew
@professormcgonagall: ask him how the rest of it went?
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: minerva nO
@madamepoppypomfrey: he did vomit, all over poor flitwick, horace and minerva
@professominervamcgonagall: we made him buy us amusement park clothes
@sluggyslughorn: yes i remember that
@swishandflitwick: that had been quite a stinky trip.
@pomonasprout: EW DONT REMIND ME 
@professorminervamcgonagall: poMONA YOU WEREN'T WEARING SCRATCHY T-SHIRTS AND SHORT SHORTS
@siriuslypadfoot: wow minnie the mental images made my day
@professorminervamcgonagall: detention, mr black. spend the day with Argus once you're back
@filchandmrsnorris: yeh the trophy case been gatherin dust
@haggeredhagrid: it was quite teh sight when these 'ere people came back dressed in t-shirts and shorts advertising some park, i even 'ave a photo
@merrierthoughts: photos rebeus send them

@wormtail: uh moving away from the teachers trip, i ate something and now i'm floating a foot above the ground for some reason and we cant find Lily or Remus anywhere to help save me please
@emmyvance: aren't there muggles there?
@siriuslypadfoot: yes duh
@oldmacdoanld: and peter is floating?
@prongspotter: yes apparently
@franklyspeaking: OHMYGODIDIOTS
@bellatierney: the muggles showed up and think its an illusion trick lolol
@have.a.dam: they're actually depositing coins on a cloth on the floor.. muggles
@moonylupin: i just came back from the slurpee stall to fiND PETER FLOATING A FOOT ABOVE THE GROUND MERLIN CANT I GET A BREAK IM HYPERVENTILATING
@moonylupin: LILS? WHERE'S LILY @lilsevans GET OVER HERE BEFORE I HAVE A STROKE A MUGGLE IS STARING AT ME
@have.a.dam: LMFAO that muggle just walked up to remus to ask if he was okay and to tell him it wasn't real magic and remus nearly threw a fit-

@prongspotter: update we moved away from the crowds and are now hanging around a mirror-y tent, and sirius is glued to the mirrors
@siriuslypadfoot: im literally so hot how do you take it remus?
@moonylupin: shut up and keep peter from hitting the ceiling
@wormtail: yes there's a spider there
@bellatierney: a spideR? where?
@prongspotter: no where bells just keep holding peter's foot

@dorky.m: where's Lily lmao?
@marley: I DONT KNOW GODDAMMIT I'M LOOKING EVERY WHERE FOR HER
@marley: SHE DISSAPEARED A WHILE AGO AND NOW I CANT FIND HER ANYWHERE
@alice.not.in.wonderland: why aren't the teachers helping out over text?? i mean they could?
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: shut up ms fortescue ten points from slytherin
@alice.not.in.wonderland: but im??? gryffindor???
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: shut up ms. fortescue ten more points from slytherin for that
@professorminervamcgonagall: ALBUS

@lilsevans: I WAS GONE FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES WHAT THE HELL GUYS
@have.a.dam: update bella and sirius let go for like a second and peter is now on the ceiling im dying lmao
@lilsevans: @have.a.dam THE HELL WHERE ARE YOU
@have.a.dam: the back of a mirror-y room
@lilsevans: carlos keep peter and remus right there

@wormtail: update lily just showed up and in utter joy padfoot let go of my ankle so now the only thing tethering me is the weak force of bella, and i half on my side and i dont like it
@bellatierney: weak force FUCK YOU
@wormtail: update bella let go of me now im floating toward the spider save me please
@siriuslypadfoot: moony cast a charm that keeps him still and HE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BEFORE WHEN BELLA AND HIS BOYFRIEND WERE SLAVING AWAY-
@moonylupin: shut up before i make you
@siriuslypadfoot: how *wink*
@moonylupin: silencio then taping your mouth shut duhh
@lilsevans: preaching remus
@wormtail: get baCK TO FIXING ME

@alice.not.in.wonderland: suddenly glad i wasn't there because this seems very chaotic
@franklyspeaking: seriously though
@seagullsdonut: oh it is haahhahah
@franklyspeaking: @seagullsdonut you're the one at the back of al's photo? the one who stole sirius' donut?
@seagullsdonut: yes
@franklyspeaking: and now you're at the park with the others?
@seagullsdonut: yes
@franklyspeaking: okAY
@siriuslypadfoot: #CANCELSEAGULL1977

@lilsevans: update spider fell from the ceiling on peter who pushed it off onto bella who's now screaming so much remus and i had to take a break from thinking to laugh
@moonylupin: lmao-
@wormtail: GET BACK TO FIXING ME YOU JERKS
@bellatierney: GET THE SPIDER OFF ME
@marley: update james got the spider off and now we're going back to work

@moonylupin: oi @prongspotter we googled a bunch of spells just to check it there was a useful random tip, but something weird happened 
@prongspotter: and you're telling me because? 
@lilsevans: oh yeah i was wondering that too @euphemiapotter @montypotter you can help too 
@euphemiapotter: why? 

@moonylupin: because when we googled a spell something about this kid named Harry Potter showed up?? apparently he's a big deal in the muggle world 
@lilsevans: there's a book and movie about him playing a character called daniel radcliffe who was a parentless person?? (he's kinda cute ngl) 
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: WAIT THATS THE MOVIE HAGRID WAS IN 
@haggeredhagrid: oh yeahhhh! i played robbie coltrane in there! 
@montypotter: i've never heard of a harry potter, sorry

@harryjames: FUCK
@hermionegranger36: who's daniel radcliffe
@harryjames: same relation as you and emma watson
@hermionegranger36: ohk
@harryjames: coming back to topic
@harryjames: FUCK
@marley: @harryjames jeezuz calm your tits its not like your existence is in jeopardy
@harryjames: YOU DONT KNOW THAT WHAT WITH JAMES AND LILY NOT HAPPENING AND NOW THIS
@officialjilyfanclub: even we're not THAT dramatic

@siriuslypadfoot: update lil and moony got peter to the ground for a second.
@siriuslypadfoot: before he bounced back up and is going up and down
@cissa: reminds be of cher lapin bon bon's tush
@siriuslypadfoot: @cissa doesnt it? except CLBB was much cuter than peter going up n down
@regulusblack: STOP IT YOU TWO
@bellatrixles: never
@galaxy: its too much fun
@cherlapinbonbon_no1bestie: it is and i've never even been around to see it.
@regulusblack: i hate you all
@cissa: awww look at the baby of the fam finally turning goth/emo/dark whatever you call us
@galaxy: pffft us? you @cissa? ahhahahaha
@cissa: shut up dromeda and let me live
@galaxy: jeez fine (still funny)
@siriuslypadfoot: omg yes
@bellatrixles: as much as i hate agreeing with andromeda and sirius LMFAO SO TRUE
@regulusblack: good we're picking on her for a change
@cissa: fine im not whatever but CLBB is turning ♥️
@regulusblack: fuck you all
@siriuslypadfoot: aww we love you too cher lapin bon bon
@bellatrixles: with his one year old little tush out
@galaxy: running up and down the stairs with aunt burga chasing him
@regulusblack: STOP I SWEAR TO GOD

@marley: UPDATE PETER IS ON THE GROUND, HE IS ON THE GROUND
@wormtail: and inch off the ground
@moonylupin: screw you you're an inch taller deal with it till we get back
@lilsevans: ^^
@moonylupin: when are we going back? i'm done with this place
@lilsevans: only after we've ridden all the rides
@marley: and eaten all the cotton candy
@siriuslypadfoot: and bought all the souvenirs
@moonylupin: please can we go back?
@prongspotter: aww come on it'll be fun
@have.a.dam: exactly!! it sounds super exciting
@moonylupin: oh alright
@bellatierney: rollercoasters first

@jilyusered: i love the marauders posts
@RoraJilyPotter: yeahhh! kinda dissapointed about the lack of jily though, ngl
@tamperedwithlames: yeah literally same (its lames tho)
@duct-tape-lames-together: yes omg! but james is dating bella and that whole other thing is happening
@amazingflowerpot: yeah its sad
@fartforflowerpot: SHIP NAME FIGHT IN THE GC WHERE ARE Y'ALL AT?
@pevansisbetterthanwar: NOT AGAIN
@literallywhocares.LJ: IKR PLEASE-
@anhilation-onLJship: PLEASE DONT
@marieme-for-all-3: ANOTHER WAR?

a/n: hullo! i got you all a marauders post! i think its the first one of the book? thats awesome!

and like i said in the last chapter, anyone who wants to be a part of the story as a user can give me a ship specific name, or just something you want to say plus team you're on. for example:
ana, team neutral or anahaspassedaway, team neutral

anyway, hope you had a great day so far! love you so much

ana ♥