thank you for all the questions!!

JIMIN:

@JibootyforLife asks: "ayeee! im so happy fam! sup?"

uh, hi???

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@-taekooks asks: "will you ever have jams?"

well i certainly know you dont have them so start looking for yours first thanks.

@-taekooks asks: "why dont you have jams?"

because i dont want to make you jealous.

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@chimpuffs asks: "i suggest u kids fuck raw protections are overrated"

more overrated than my dick?

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@JikookTrashhh asks: "do you like ur jibooty?"

jungkook prays to god every night but i pretend i dont hear it because

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@THEONLYDIARY asks: "do you truly forgive jeon jungkookie?"

do you not trust me?

@THEONLYDIARY asks: "you know ur hot af right i need a jikook sextape"

coming out soon, in the year 2k69.

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@JiBean asks: "top of bottom? or do you guys switch?"

jungkook's weak.

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@actualjikook asks: "im so happy for you mate"

thank you (:

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@-damnjimin asks: "im glad if you're a bottom and jungkook is the dominant"

well dont be upset???

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@KookiesNcream31 asks: "rate kookie's sexiness from 1-10 and what can you say about bunny kookie that turns into a hot daddy in seconds?

im confused about the question.

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@Tkonrad33 asks: "will you have cheeky buttsecks with jungkook now?"

holy shit you again gotta blast!

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@parkingjimins asks: "do you plan to adopt kids? and if so, can you adopt me?"

we're still studying are you delusional??

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@LuvForev_16 asks: "when will you have buttsex with kookie? p.s, who tops?"

my dad tops.

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@-178cm asks: "were you hurt by jaebum because of what you witnessed? even a little?"

a little but i have jungkook now.

JUNGKOOK:

@JibootyforLife asks: "sextape? sorry i really need a bible and holy water rn"

go buy some bible and holy water then child

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@chimpuffs asks: "fuck that jipussi like you've never done before"

why so kinky?

@chimpuffs asks: "how's life owning the jibooty"

i pray to jesus every night while i hold him shh.

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@THEONLYDIARY asks: "omg child you're illegal you make me hyperventilate keep ur muscles im control"

use a blindfold so u cant see like isnt it obvious??

@THEONLYDIARY asks: "p.s you're proposing"

you're giving me the money for a diamond ring for my precious angel.

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@Jibean asks: "well how is life handling the legendary jibooty? like damn i would take it too but too bad, he's yours"

glAd you know he'S fUcking taken thAnks.

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@actualjikook asks: "be good to jimin"

sir yes sir.

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@hemmoftlarry asks: "invite me to the wedding"

we still studying.

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@parkjimins asks: "what would you do if jimin cheats on you?"

would he?

YOONGI:

@daedreams- asks: "can you marry me?"

date and time sweetie.

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@JiBean asks: "can you teach me how to not give a shit?"

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@wae_me asks: "what's your swag level"

more than you obviously.

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@YeppeoYoongi asks: "jimin or hobi?"

you.

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@parkingjimins asks: "do you shit a lot?"

my phone fell.

TAEHYUNG:

@peanuthaters asks: "hai taetae"

hey!!!!

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@JiBean asks: "why do you like seungcheol?"

((((:

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@wae_me asks: "but i thought you loved hoseok?"

"thought" (:

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "if you could marry anyone, who would you marry?"

you.

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HOSEOK:

@imadie asks: "little sunshine"

hello!!!!

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@actualjikook asks: "HEEYYYY"

username on point.

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@JiBean asks: "just be a horse"

do you hear my heart shattering.

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@LovexBts asks: "daddy?"

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "jimin, taehyung, jungkook and yoongi. who would you kill, date, fuck, marry"

kill: jungkook. (shh)
date: jimin. (lowkey ships jikook so)
fuck: taehyung.
marry: yooNGI BC HE LOML YALL SHD KNOW.

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NAMJOON:

@-taekooks asks: "how to render a person "jamless"

you got no jams.

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@JiBean asks: "can you teach me how to i sult a person?"

im a good boi.

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@wae_me asks: "ima hug you namjoon #hugnamjoon"

i love you.

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "namjoon, i love you so much and ur gorgeous af"

thank you so much.

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@hoe_seokie asks: "dAddy"

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SEOKJIN:

@imadie asks: "hi seokjinnie"

hello.

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@THEONLYDIARY asks: "do you have enough socks?"

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@wae_me asks: "i bet you were born woth fabulousness werent you"

uh like dUh.

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "seokjin you trippin! you know my ass is more poppin than yours"

brb gonna take a knife.

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JAEBUM:

@JiBean asks: "why did you date jimin then realised your feelings for youngjae"

maybe i was infatuated by his beauty bc who am i kidding, its park jimin.

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@YoGotNoJams321 asks: "why did you have to be a cockblocker most of the times?"

bc i have no heart.

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "look you fucked up but then you redeemed yoursef so i forgive yo ass. so how's life with youngjae"

he wants to dye his hair blonde so i almost choked on my sandwich bc

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SEUNGCHEOL:

@-taekooks asks: "for some reason, i dont like you. go away"

bitch i hate you too tf.

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@wae_me asks: "dont be mean to taetae and y'all better have some childrens"

aight child brb throwing the condoms.

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "oh man u fine af. so taehyung huh? what happened to jeonghan?"

shh.

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YOUNGJAE:

@_Jikooked_ asks: "how did you first react when you jaebum and jimin started dating?"

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@JiBean asks: "how do you feel when jaebum said he loves you?"

wary but he's proving his love.

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@Holla_guys asks: "coco or jb?"

my mom.

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "thanks for claiming jb. ya saved jikook. when do you plan to get married.

#jikookftw
#dontaskmethat

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MARK:

@JiBean asks: "what are i doing in this story again?"

gotta blast.

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "so who you screwing?"

my boyfriend.

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JACKSON:

@wae_me asks: "who's your daddy?"

jyp.

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@xxbangtanidiotsxx asks: "will you marry me?"

ask mark.

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "who you screwing"

my boyfriend like duh???

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@Black-Pearl_EXO asks: "i love you, stay as who you are"

i love myself too!!

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YUGYEOM:

@THEONLYDIARY asks: "why are you here"

why are you here too?

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "who is more handsome, jimin or jungkook?"

me.

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BAMBAM:

kinkyoongi @ewjikook @imadie @THEONLYDIARY @-koreanpop @JiBean @-jiminnn @wae_me @JikookGotMeShook asks: "how many times do you dab every day? has it cured? do you dab while you shit? dab?"

dAMN DANIEL LOOK AT MY FANSSSS.

yo i dab 176389763937 times a day and stfu bc im never gonna stop dabbing and yes, yes i do dab while i shit bc its life.

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JUNIOR:

@wae_me: "who are you in this book?"

your mom.

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@JikookGotMeShook asks: "what is your purpose in life?"

killing hoes and being a savage.

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ME:

kinkyoongi asks: "do you ship us more than jikook?"

do you?

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@-koreanpop asks: "alright but why are you so good at writing?"

aha no but thank you mate.

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@imadie asks: "holy shit you're great"

imadie.

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@ewjikook asks: "if ur ass dont update pillowtalk i'll go on a rampage"

okay mom.

@ewjikook asks: "i read all ur books and i must say they are amazayn as hell make a new one"

maybe im busy rn sigHs.

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@hemmoftlarry asks: "why do you want to cause me chest pains"

why do YALL KEEP SAYING DEAD MY ASS IS DEAD.

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@JikookGetMeShook asks: "why do you destroy my life"

rip.

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@hoe_seokie asks: "ur a murderer"

sighs.

@hoe_seokie asks: "do you know how many tume i died reading your stories"

nope.

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YAS FINALLY DONE THANK YOU YALL ILY BYE GONNA DRINK BLEACH.