Kaminari: RUN BAKUGO RUN!

Kirishima: YEAH BRO!

Bakugo: you idiots.

Todoroki: yeah.

Shigarki: So he is a Pikachu.

Me: Pff.

Kaminari: NO!

Shigarki: But this clearly showed that you are one.

Kaminari: Still no.

Me: He ain't that cute.

Shigarki: A yeah.

Me: Maybe jolteon.

Kaminari: I am not a pokemon.

Shigarki: Zaptos?

Me: No! He isn't legendary!

Shigarki: Ah yeah you are one.

Me: I am not a pokemon either. If anything I am a cheat code.

shigarki: My bad.

Overhaul: LOL.

Kaminari: I AM NOT A POKEMON!

Kirishima: Sure buddy.

Kaminari: Why doesn't anyoene get that?!

Kirishima: Because you have that pokemone typical bolt in your hair.

Kaminari: That's it, I'll dye my hair.

Aizawa: Problem children. Everyone calm down.

Shigarki: Ain't one of yours.

Aizawa: Never meant you.

Me: Ahm is it even allowed to dye the hair?

Kaminari: Why not?

Me: Some scools have something against it or I would have fixed my hair.

Aizawa: NO!

Todoroki: NOPE!

Me: Okay fine. 

Kaminari: I am only allowed to do it.

Aizawa: *sigh*

Overhaul: Want me to make it happen Izuku?'

Me: What?

Overhaul: Let's just say thanks to a villain attack you will have a new hair cut.

Me: Oh that sounds nice.

Aizawa: NO!

Me: *sigh* Whelp sounds like this a clear no from him.

Overhaul: Your hair, your choice.

Me: No thanks. I would love to tho. My mom would kill me probably.

Overhaul: Is she good to you?

Me: yeah. Why?

Overhaul: If not, I would have adopet you by now.

Aizawa: You think I wouldn't have done that.

Overhaul: Was worth a try anyways.

Aizawa: Yeah... no. 

Shigarki: Why can you do that and I don't.

Overhaul: Because I am older.

Aizawa: And better than a child like you.

Shigarki: I feel discriminated.

Me: How about me? What you think how I feel.

Bakugo: How about us fucking us?! We have to watch all this.

Todoroki: I am enjoying it.

Kaminari: Gave up reasining.

Kirishima: It is what it is bro.

Me: See. I am suffering the most since you all now see a twisted image of me and I am just here be like... Oh whelp, Not as if I didn't think about these things but never went with it. Seeing it is weird.

Aizawa: YOU WHAT?!

Me: What? You can't tell me you never thought about being a villain for once too!

Aizawa: Didn't.

Me: Burning down society?

Aizawa: A yes did that.

Me: see.

Shigaraki: Why think if you can make it happen?!

Overhaul: Mh!

Me: No thanks because people would hate me and actually go after me.

Shigaraki: And? Make them fear you.

Bakugo: Don't even fucking think about it. Your mom would kill you.

Me: True. She can be scarry.

Bakugo: Can? She is!

Me: Whelp to you since you hurt me and she knows!

Bakugo: WHA- Did you tell her?

Me: No but she isn't blind, you know.

Aizawa: *sigh* Bakugo, you gonna visit Hound Dog after this.

Bakugo: Why?

Me: Should I get him there?

Bakugo: I am going.

Me: Aww man. I just wanted to drag you by the collar for one.

Bakugo: Not fucking happening.

Todoroki: Would surely be funny.

Kaminari: Oh I think there is another one coming up.