Shigarki: How about being our strategist!

Me: No.

Shigarki: But you belong to us.

Me: NO.

Shigarki: Come on. Didn't you see it. You are born to be part of the LOV.

Me: Yeah no.

Shigarki: Just do it.

Overhaul: nope.

Me: Nah.

Overhaul: He is destined to be a bird.

Me: No.

Overhaul: I'll get you a mask and we have a deal?

Me: Still no.

Todoroki: He is ours.

Bakugo: Yeah, if he is a villain then everything will go down under.

Shigarki: That is the plan.

Bakugo: No.

Todoroki: He is ours.

Aizawa: Fuck off.

Kaminari: Did Aizawa just swear?

Kirishima: Why are you so surprised bro?

Kaminari: He rarely swears.

Me: Ain't true.

Kirishima: Hm?

Me: He just doesn't do it in front of us.

Todoroki: Agree with that one.

Bakugo: Damn right.

Aizawa: *sigh* I am tired of you all.

Shigarki: Whell he is an adult and everyone swears.

Kaminari: No. Our cinnamon roll of UA doesn't.

Me: I do. You just never head me do it.

Kaminari: NOOO!

Me: Also I am not a cinnamon roll.

Bakugo: You mean SINNamon roll.

Me: Dadnelion!

Bakugo: Just go back to Kacchan please. Never thought I would say that in my entire life.

Me: Sounded weird too.

Todoroki: Yeah... I like Pomeranian more.

Me: Should I go with Pomeranian?

Bakugo: NO! Kacchan. Do Kacchan.

Me: Aww but I like to get you to be angry and Kacchan doesn't cut it anymore.

Shigarki: How about Terrorist?

Bakugo: The fuck?!

Shigarki: Seeing as what you did and probably will do, it fits.

Me: It does but it ain't cute. 

Kaminari: Why does it have to be cute.

Me: Because he hates it when it's something cute.

Bakugo: What will it need for you to fucking stop with it?

Me: Let me think... mh.... Everything Dandelion.

Kirishima: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bakugo: DEKU!

Me: Call me that one more time.

Overhaul: And we will get a job.

Shigaraki: Yup.

Me: Wha? No!

Shigaraki: Still will do that.

Overhaul: From now on we will get rid of everything that angers you. Just let us be.

Aizawa: You already got your deal, what you want more?

Overhaul: A safe place.

Shigaraki: Yup.

Me: Ah come on guys. 

Shigaraki: No. For real, you are scary.

Overhaul: I would say powerful and not scary.

Shigaraki: It is the truth tho.

Bakugo: Soo agree and you don't even know what is written in his note books.

Kaminari: Don't wanna know.

Todoroki: I kinda do. It may help me with some theories. This time legit ones.

Me: Help yourself but be warned.

Kirishima: Warned about what?

Me: Everything, I guess.

Kirishima: You didn't murder anyone.

Me: ....

Kirishima: Deku?!

Me: Well.... I do have some murder plans in there....

Kirishima: BRO, WHY?!

Me: Because I can, I guess.

Bakugo: Told you it's scary.

Aizawa: That's it. I am confiscating them.

Me: WHY?!

Bakugo: And lock them up or burn them.

Me: NOOO! My life work.

Todoroki: I'll get them before this happens.

Me: I'll just hide them before everything.

Overhaul: You can entrust them to me.

Shigaraki: Or me.

Overhaul: You would just desintegrate them on accident. They are safe with me.

Shiagaraki: You would throw them away since they are filthy.

Overhaul: They are Midoriya's so, no. I am not that death seeking.