Bakugo: WHAT!

Me: Well you told me to swan dive, don't you remember!

Bakugo: But- I-

Aizawa: BAKUGO FUCKING KATSUKI!

Bakugo: That soudns like my old hag.

Me: Whelp, he can be definitelly scary. Would be more scary if it were not just a voice.

Aizawa: Shut it.

Me: ... Aizawa Fucking Shota! Did you just tell me, the guy who is called to join the villain side to shut it?

Aizawa: Sorry.

Me: Better.

Shigaraki: I will deal with him.

Overhaul: I'll join.

Kirishima: Same.

Kaminari: NO! Kiri!

Kirishima: Did you hear what Bakubro did?

Kaminari: But he may have changed.

Me: He did but still past is past, you can't change it.

Kirishima: See.

Bakugo: CAlm down. Everyone.

Todoroki: You dug your own grave.

Bakugo: Tell me something new IcyHot. I knew it the moment I said that.

Me: Why didn't you say sorry then?

Bakugo: Stupid pride.

Me: You do raelize that I could have easily done that.

Aizawa: Don't do that every!

Shigaraki: Don't worry, we as the LOV will have an eye on him from now on. Witht he slightest chance of self harm, we will get him.

Overhaul: Only for us to kidnapp him from you all. He belongs to the birds and not so uncivilised people like the LOV.

Shigaraki: Did you just call us uncivilised.

Overhaul: Look at Toga and Twice.

Shigaraki: Dabi and Mr. Compress.

Overhaul: The one has daddy issues and is a living coprse and the other one is like a show wizzard.

Shigaraki: Kurogiri.

Overhaul: Bar tender but he is at least sane.

Shigaraki: See not that bad.

Bakugo: Anyways, I am sorry Izuku.

Me: Wow it feels weirds to have you say my name.

Bakugo: Want me to call you Deku like I do instead?

Me: No. I hate that name since it literally means Useless.

Todoroki: Why did you even call yourself Deku as a hero then?

Me: Because villains won't really be able to tell if I am useless like my name or if I am just tricking them.

Shigaraki: Smart. To be honest no one would fear a hero named Deku.

Overhaul: So true.

Me: Thanks.

Aizawa: I'll have it changed.

Me: Why?

Aizawa: It means useless.

Me: And I told you the reason behind it.

Aizawa: You sure about this?

Me: Yup.

Aizawa: You hate the name tho.

Me: But I can live with it. 

Aizawa: *sigh* No one is allowed to call you that in my class from now on.

Bakugo: Yeah... Not if anyone has a fucking death wish.

Me: You gonna back me up or something? EWW That's even more weird.

Bakugo: Better than you changing the side.

Todoroki: On that note, is there something we can do for you?

Me: Just be yourselves.

Todoroki: Besides that?

Me: Nope.

Shigaraki: WE HAVE COOKIES ON THE DARK SIDE!

Me: Where did that come from?

Shigaraki: It just came into my mind.

Overhaul: And you idiot thought this will work?

Shigaraki: Yes.... No.

Me: Yeah no since Lunch Rush, cookies are the best.

Aizawa: Then you have to try Nezu's.

Me: The rat can bake?!

Aizawa: Yes surprisingly.

Me: Okay.

Shigaraki: Dang it! Plan failed.