[A/N: random fun fact, the title used to just be "Kart Krash Kourse" all spelled with K for a funny alliteration, but was scrapped by the end due to a realization in the name that I probably should have noticed sooner, just a random fun fact I thought would be funny to mention in writing, anyway, enjoy the chapter]

[Y/N POV]

After a while, the Guardian Pod has finally begun to reach land, just then, I heard a voice as warnings began to appear

https://youtu.be/9F3iBMYvQOs

[1:20 - 1:29]

And with that, that the Pod began hurdling towards the ground, but obviously, I was calm and kept my cool

Y/N:

Yep, totally cool, eventually, the pod finally crashed, and I blacked out for a while after that, don't know what happened during that time, I think I might have heard footsteps at some point but I don't know, the next thing I know, a computer screen is turning on, I walk towards it to see what appears

Computer Voice: please wait to scan

and just then a weird green light appears and proceeds to scan my entire body

Screen:

https://youtu.be/7nQ2oiVqKHw

Computer Voice: Scan complete, SMG identified, Welcome SuperMemeGuardian_ID6, I hope you had a safe travel

Y/N: SMG6? Me?

Computer Voice: yes, you are the sixth SMG, the one I was chosen to watch over

Y/N: to watch over, me? who are you?

Computer: I am Penny, your Mechanical.Enigmatic.Meme_Guardian.Expert AI, otherwise known as your MEME AI, I am created as an educator to teach you the in's and out's of being a meme guardian to prepare for the future, as well as to maintain the guardian pods

Y/N: interesting, but why didn't the other pods have it

Penny: The other pods did have such AI to maintain the Pods though, 3&4's pod had a slowpoke, and 0's pod had an eyeball, however that is mere speculation rather than answers

Y/N: What do you mean

Penny: My creator, [ID REDACTED], most of my memories, other than my currently existing databanks, my name, and my purpose, anything else from my past is a bit fuzzy

Y/N: okay, we'll figure that out later, but dialing it back I'M A MEME GUARDIAN

Penny: SUPER Meme Guardian, the S is in the acronym for a reason, and yes, your ID matches that of the 6th Mem Guardian

Y/N: holy- uh- jeez, this is a lot to take in, so to this universe, I'm practically, another god of memes?

Penny: While god is indeed an overstatement, yes, you are capable of wielding the pure energy of memes themselves, however, without an avatar to siphon it's abilities, your powers are quite limited

Just then, I came to a realization, this must have been what 1 and 2 meant, I have the power of an SMG, and the other's seem to have come in pairs, meaning that if 5's the enemy, then a 6 can stop him

Y/N: well then let's not waste anymore time, C'mon let's go

Penny: wait, I am not able to leave, not yet at least, you explore for now, get bearings on where we are so that we may plan accordingly

Y/N:

https://youtu.be/_IgRkupWfww

[Timeskip][Third POV]

With that, Y/N departed from the Guardian Pod to explore, thankfully, It landed in a forest covered in trees, so he won't need to worry about anyone finding it anytime soon, after a while, he arrived at a town with Peaches castle in the distance, as generic as it looked, the fact that he was in the SMG4 left him in awe

Y/N: (It's amazing, this is my chance, my chance to begin a new, and nothing will get in my way)

However, while busy celebrating, he didn't notice

that he was standing in the middle of the road as a vrooming sound grew closer

???:

https://youtu.be/AHrUJjS8qJU

Y/N:

He proceeded to get crashed into by a giant monster truck with a mushroom on it, and when he tried to get up

He got run over 4 more times by 3 karts, and a stroller, being pulled along it for the ride

???: Lalala lala, huh? oh hello there

Y/N look up to see who driving the stroller being none other than

Fishy Boopkins, the Green... thing of the sea

Y/N: uh hi, I'm kind of stuck here, do you mind helping out

Fishy Boopkins: oh of course, I like to help friends

Y/N (In head):

https://youtu.be/-MGD13xTNaw

And so, Fishy Boopkins drove towards a pond while I was on top, finally the stroller began to stop and I could finally get off

Fishy Boopkins: There you go, welp I'm gonna go see dad, bye bye now

Then he casually began to walk into the water, Y/N decided to continue on to explore, wondering why everything felt so off, it was all so familiar to him, but at the same time, it was so weird, he was so busy pondering

That he got run over by another car, getting stuck on top of it again

???: Hey buzz off doofus, I'm only giving a ride for this old fart

Looking up Y/N sees that the man is none other than

Wario, one of the only other fatasses to be more of a fatass than Mario

Looking a bit farther back he sees Toadsworth just on top of the trunk, things are getting weirder and weirder, Y/N continues to wonder just what is going on, he continues holding on until the car turns to a stop Y/N turned around wondering about the sudden stop

Turns out it was Fishy Boopkin's dad, who proceeded to bitch slap all of you away, thankfully though, your fall was cushioned... by the cold hard concrete

Y/N: *Panting* Can *pants I not be *pants* flung around like a ragdoll *pants* FOR A GODDAMN MINUTE

Y/N turns around and he sees

SMG4, certified meme lord

who for some reason is flipping everyone off

SMG4: *to Wario* fuck you *to Waluigi and Toad* fuck you *to Peach and Bowser* fuck you *to Boopkins* your cool *to Y/N* and fuck you

Y/N: hey

SMG4: I'm out

He began to walk away, only for the man himself to appear

Mario, Licensed Dumbass

he drove in, crashing into SMG4... and Y/N... again

Y/N:

https://youtu.be/02J5Q4L8WQE

But then, Y/N realized why this was all so familiar, so he asked SMG4 one important question

Y/N: hey dude, do you mind telling what year it is

Mario: huh, oooooo, you must be a' very a stupid to forget the date

SMG4: Shut Mario, half the time you can't even remember to put on pants, besides he just got crashed by the front of your fatass

Y/N: correction, his fatass, two cars, and a giant octopus thing

SMG4: yeesh, well anyways, it's no wonder you would forget that the year is 2017 after a hit like that

And that answer confirmed it for Y/N, this was the Stupid Mario Kart episode, released in 2017, he wasn't just sent into the world of SMG4, he was sent 5 years bac in time to the past, after this whole realization, there was only on thing he could say

Y/N:... SON OF A B-

Hey guys it's me again, I have finally finished all the prologue parts, and now it's time for official stuff. As for how it will work, I will try to integrate as many of the videos SMG4 made, but I can't promise I'll do them all and will probably end up skipping a few, so sorry in advance if I skip an episode you like. I don't have anything else to say so until next time

Have a good night, SEE YA