Location: Y/n's House - Uptown Creation City

Time: 8:05 PM

No POV

It was a beautiful night here at Y/n's house as he and his friends, Mario, Luigi, SMG3, CatNap, DogDay, Bubba Bubbaphant, KickinChicken and Jeffy are gonna be going to the Harlem Globetrotters Basketball game tonight after Y/n managed to win 9 tickets to the game at the Stadium in Downtown Creation City and they are all really excited to go to the game tonight.

However, things are about to take a wrong turn tonight when an uninvited guest comes in and decides to ruin their night with something that will waste their time.

Y/n: Oh man. I can't wait to go watch the Harlem Globetrotters play tonight.

Mario: Hell yeah!

Luigi: Oh yeah!

SMG3: I actually can't believe that my coffee shop, Coffee and Bombs is getting a sponsorship from the Harlem Globetrotters.

DogDay: I know, right? They must really need that coffee to keep up their energy up for tonight's game.

CatNap: You're telling me. I had to rest up for tonight to watch the game and it's gonna be worth waking up to see the Harlem Globetrotters play tonight!

Bubba Bubbaphant: Me too. It's amazing that the Harlem Globetrotters can do some interesting trick shots to shoot some hoops.

KickinChicken: Yeah, and I have been trying to do the same trick shots with Jeffy.

Jeffy: Heck yeah. I bet they're gonna be making full court shots behind your back blindfolded while having cheerleaders farting their faces. Like this. (Throws the basketball while making a small fart sound) Pfft.

Y/n: Yeah, I bet they're that good to do something like that. We better get going before the game starts and the Harlem Globetrotters are expecting us to be there.

But then, just as they are about to head out, Cody walks in to ask them they're up to.

Cody: Hey guys, what's going on?

Y/n: Ok, I have to ask, how did you get into my house without my knowledge and two, what are you doing here?

Cody: We'll I didn't mean to barge into your house and I'm just asking what you guys are up to.

Y/n: We'll I just won us some tickets to go watch the Harlem Globetrotters tonight. I managed to eat an entire Shaq Burger in one bite in a contest and won 9 tickets to see the Harlem Globetrotters play at the Downtown Creation City Stadium tonight.

Cody: Oh wow. That's neat. I do love the Harlem Globetrotters, but I have something else going on tonight that's even cooler.

Y/n: What's even cooler than watching the Harlem Globetrotters spin basketballs on their fingers like this. (Points to Mario, Luigi, Jeffy, DogDay and Catnap (Using his tail to spin the basketball), spinning the basketball on their fingers.)

Cody: I mean, that is pretty cool, but I think what I have going on is a little bit cooler.

SMG3: What can be cooler than that?

Y/n: Yeah, I mean, every time you have something that you think is cool is not as cool as we all thought it would be and it's a big waste of our time.

Cody: Well, this time is gonna be different. There's this comet that only comes by Earth every 100,000 years and it's coming by again tonight.

Y/n: That's nice and all, but we don't have time to see this comet and we're gonna be late for the big game tonight if we don't make it there in time.

SMG3: Yeah, and the Harlem Globetrotters are sponsoring my coffee shop, and we don't need your nerdy stuff ruining this moment for my own business!

Cody: Look, trust me guys, it's gonna be cool okay!

SMG3: Is it gonna be even cooler than watching the Harlem Globetrotters spin basketballs on their noses like this. (Points to Mario, Jeffy, Bubba and KickinChicken spinning the basketballs on their noses)

Cody: Yeah, yeah, I think it'll be cooler than that.

Y/n: I highly doubt that's gonna cooler than that. I mean, how are we gonna see it in the sky at night?

Cody: Well, you need a telescope.

Y/n: We don't have a telescope, Cody, but we do have 9 tickets to go watch the Harlem Globetrotters play tonight and you just keep wasting our time with your ridiculous nerdy stuff that we don't have time for.

Cody: Oh yeah, look in front of you.

Y/n: (Looks at the Reader) The reader?

Cody: No! (Points to the telescope next to Cody) Look over there!

The gang is impressed to see a huge telescope next to Cody that looks very exspensive.

Mario: Oooh.

Bubba Bubbaphant: Interesting.

KickinChicken: Sick.

Luigi: Where did you get this telescope?

Cody: Oh, I got it from the telescope store and this puppy cost me 600 smackaroonies.

Y/n: You spent 600 dollars on a telescope like this. That's the nerdiest thing I've ever heard you do something like that. No offense, Bubba.

Bubba: None taken, but Y/n has a point Cody, you could've spent some your money to buy yourself a ticket to go see the Harlem Globetrotters tonight.

Cody: Oh, come on, guys. This will it'll be worth seeing this comet tonight. Think about it. This is only gonna happen once every hundred thousand years, even all of your great great grandkids aren't going to be able to see this comet again.

Y/n: Are you sure that it's gonna be even cooler than seeing the Harlem Globetrotters do a bunch of tricks in a human pyramid like this. (Points to the gang doing a bunch of tricks with the basketballs in a cool way)

Cody: Yeah, yeah. It will be way cooler than that I promise. You all won't regret it. Come on, help me get this telescope outside.

Y/n: (Groans) Fine. But if we miss the big game tonight, I swear to Godfield that I will send you back in time to where the dinosaurs roamed the Earth just before the meteor landed and killed the dinosaurs and you'll are gonna join them in the afterlife.

CatNap: Yeah, and this better be worth it or I'll literally claw your eyes out.

Then the gang went outside with the telescope to go see the comet, but they're not happy to do something like this because they're gonna be late to get to the stadium to watch the Harlem Globetrotters play tonight.

Cody: Alright you pickle lickers, you ready to see something so old, the cavemen have seen it, but they didn't even know what they were looking at because they had stupid little cavemen brains, but we know it's a comet because we have techno-

Mario: SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!!!

Y/n: Yeah get on with it you stupid gay-wad!

Luigi: Yeah, and don't call us pickle lickers! It's not appropriate to call us that.

Cody: Well, ok, sorry about that. (Looks into the telescope) Alright, I just have to look through this little thing here.

Bubba Bubbaphant: Uh, I hope you don't mind me asking, but don't you think that we should have more telescopes to see the comet since you're the only one with the telescope, I mean you could've just done this by yourself and didn't have to barge in Y/n's house to make us all come all the way here to see this comet and waste our time.

Y/n: He has a point here, Cody.

SMG3: Yeah, and I am this close to punch you square in the face. 

Mario: Yeah, where's the so-called comet, then?

Cody: Calm down, I think it should be (Sees the comet) Oh my god there it is! That's so cool!

All, but Cody: Where?!

Cody: It just went by.

(Record Scratch)

Y/n: You just wasted our time just to see this comet that we didn't get to see without a telescope?!

SMG3: You made come out here for nothing!!!

Luigi: You mean, we missed the Harlem Globetrotters for nothing?!

CatNap: I can't believe I stayed up for nothing! 

DogDay: This is all your fault, Cody!

KickinChicken: I knew Bubba was smarter than you Cody! You just wasted our time for this stupid comet!

Bubba Bubbaphant: See, I told you guys that we needed more telescopes to see this comet and Cody just wasted everyone's time for all the wrong reason.

Y/n: I say, we beat him up and kick his ass back to the dinosuars to get killed by the meteor that killed them!

Jeffy: Well, what are we waiting for then! Let's kick his ass!

Everyone, but Cody: Yeah!

Cody: Oh well look, I'll find something else cool like look there's Saturn. You guys can see Saturn!

None of them didn't want to see Saturn, but they're most interested in blowing off some steam at Cody for wasting their own time to see a comet that they didn't get to see as they all brought out their weapons and Mario brought out a big ass knife and he plans to stab Cody with it.

Mario: We're gonna stab you for your blood.

Cody: (Scared) Oh shit.

Then suddenly, the gang saw something coming down from the sky as it is heading straight towards them as they all scream and ran out of the way to find a meteor that just crash landed on Y/n's backyard.

Y/n: What the hell is that?

Cody: It's a meteor!

Bubba Bubbaphant: And it landed on your backyard, Y/n!

SMG3: How is that even possible?

Luigi: What are the odds of that happening?

Cody: I don't know like one in a trillion?!

Mario: I wanna touch it!

Jeffy: Me too!

DogDay: Guys NO! You can't touch that thing, it's dangerous!

KickinChicken: What if an alien comes out of that thing?!

CatNap: What if it's radioactive or something?

Y/n: Alright, let's get into our hazmat suits from my shed. Cody, you stay there and keep an eye on this meteor until we get back.

Cody: Ok.

So then, the gang went into the shed to get into their Lethal Company hazmat suits while Cody watches over the meteor until they bring the meteor back inside the house to see what they need to do with it.

Cody: Guys! I can't believe that we actually found a meteor!

Bubba Bubbaphant: It really came from outer space?

Cody: Yes! You guys all saw it with your own eyes!

Y/n: Ok, but we need to figure out how are we gonna do with this meteor.

Cody: (Sniffs) You guys' smell that? That's what space smells like?

DogDay: (Sniffs through his mask) UGH! It's smells horrible!

Mario: (Sniffs through his mask) UGH! Yeah! It's smells like shit!

Cody: Yeah, but they say that space like burnt steak, so I guess that's what like.

SMG3: I'm not even sure if this is actually a meteor.

Bubba Bubbaphant: I kinda have to agree with SMG3 on this one.

Everyone else, but Cody: Same.

Cody: (Sniffs) I want to lick it.

Y/n: Don't you even think about doing that!

Mario: Yeah, that's gross and I'm smart enough not to do that!

KickinChicken: If you try to do that, Cody, I'm literally gonna blow chunks of birdseed in my mask if you lick that poop-smelling rock!

SMG3: And I already lost my appetite.

Luigi: Yeah, me too and I don't even want to lick that rock either.

CatNap: Now I'm gonna have a hard time sleeping at night because of you nerdy gay-wad!

Cody: Ah come on, guys. When am I gonna get another chance to taste space?

Y/n: Cody! Don't you even dare try to lick it!

Too late. He already licked it!

Everyone but Cody: UGH! EW! WHAT THE FUCK!!! DUDE!!!! NASTY!!!

Cody: Oh god! That does not taste good.

Y/n: We told you not to lick it, Cody.

Mario: What does it taste like? Cause I'm pretty sure it tastes like shit.

Cody: Yeah it does.

KickinChicken: Ok. Now I'm gonna throw up since you just literally licked that rock!

CatNap: Good luck sleeping tonight with an upset stomach.

DogDay: Yeah, and I am still mad at Cody for making us all late for the Harlem Globetrotters tonight.

Jeffy: Yeah, and this whole thing is nothing but bullcrap like this shit rock that landed in my daddy's backyard!

Cody: You know what?! We should call an expert just to be sure this is a meteor and how much its worth.

Y/n: Then which expert should we call then, Mr. Smart Guy!

Cody: I think we should call....a meteorologist.

Everyone was not impressed by Cody's idea of an expert because a meteorologist doesn't study meteors, they only study weather, not meteors. So, the best thing that they have to call for an expert is a scientist, and they know who to call to help them know about this meteor that doesn't actually appear to be a meteor at all.

Bubba Bubbaphant: Cody...I hate to break it to you, but a meteorologist doesn't study meteors. They only study weather, not meteors. That's why the news cast have weathermen to forecast the weather everyday.

Cody: But it's called a meteorologi-

Y/n: We know Cody. We get it, but you're about as dumb as Mario and he already knew that was dumb of you to think that a meteorologist is an expert in meteors.

Mario: Yeah. I may be stupid, but I'm not that stupid to not know what a meteorologist is.

Bubba Bubbaphant: I think we should call a scientist to see if this strange rock is actually a meteor or not.

Y/n: Oh! Prof. E Gadd's a scientist! He can help us out!

Everyone, but Cody: (Agreeing with Y/n)

Cody: Ok fine! I guess we'll call E. Gadd to help us out.

Y/n: Don't blame us because you're the one who thought a meteorologist can study meteors.

(Doorbell Rings)

Y/n: Huh? Someone's at the door.

Mario: I'll go answer the door. I think it's the Harlem Globetrotters at the door.

Then as Mario to the front door to answer it, he soon got blasted by a couple of aliens that came to Y/n's house to get the meteor that they detected from their spaceship.

Alien #1: Come on lets' go!

Then as the aliens went to the living room, the gang didn't notice that Mario got blasted by the aliens that came here for the meteor as the alien holds up the ray gun at them.

Alien #1: FREEZE!

Everyone: (Screams)

Cody: Aliens! I didn't know that there's gonna be aliens.

Alien #1: Now give us this meteor.

SMG3: Why should we?

Alien #1: Because it's very valuable, it's worth at least 7 blorbtokens!

Cody: 7 blorbtokens!

Y/n: Wait a minute? How much is that in US Dollars? (Pulls out his phone) Let me look it up.

Alien #1: Take your time.

Y/n: (Muttering a bit before realizing how much its worth) OMG! This meteor costs over $276 dollars.

SMG3: Oh, you're not stealing this meteor!

KickinChicken: Hell yeah! We ain't giving up this meteor.

DogDay: That's right. You're gonna have to fight us for it.

CatNap: Yeah, and we're not going down without a fight!

Luigi: Yeah, you aliens won't stop us!

Alien #1: I have a gun.

Y/n: Fine take it. I guess we're getting robbed then.

Alien #1: Alright then. (Puts down his ray gun) I'm gonna put my gun down. (Tries to pick up the meteor, but it was too heavy to lift) This is really heavy. Can you help me?

Alien #2: (Garbles)

Then Cody took the opportunity to grab the ray gun and point it at them to shoot at them.

Cody: AH-HA!

Alien #1: Aw dang it!

Cody then aimed the gun at the two aliens as they both pleaded for their lives.

Alien #1: No please!

PEW! PEW!

With a couple of shots from the ray gun, Cody just killed the two aliens even though that the alien said please to not let Cody shoot at them.

Y/n: He said please before you shot them.

CatNap: Yeah, what the hell is wrong with you?

Cody: Oh man, I feel pretty shitty about it.

DogDay: You're a monster.

KickinChicken: And a savage.

SMG3: No regard for human life or alien life whatsoever.

Luigi: That boy ain't right. You're gonna go to jail for that.

Jeffy: You're a threat to alien society!

Cody: Oh god what have I done. I'm so sorry.

Bubba Bubbaphant: Look guys, let's just take this meteor and bring it to Prof. E Gadd, so he can study this meteor.

Y/n: Alright that's go. (Calls out to Mario) Mario? Are you alright?

Mario: I can't feel my pingas.

Then the gang took the meteor to Prof. E Gadd's lab as he is surprised to see an actual meteor as he examined it, but he knew what it actually is.

Prof. E Gadd: I'm sorry to say this, but this is not a meteor.

Y/n: Yeah, I figured it's not a meteor.

Everyone, but Cody: (Agreeing with Y/n)

Cody: Wait what?! It's not a meteor!

Prof. E Gadd: No. This is a pile of crap that fell from an airplane. You see, they collect the poop from the passengers when they use the toliet on the plane and then they dropped it from 30,000 feet and it creates kind of a shit-rock!

Cody: EEEEWWWW!!! I LICKED A TURD!!!

Prof. E Gadd: And you also wasted their time and made them late for the Harlem Globetrotters game.

Cody: Are you f***ing serious right now?! I licked a turd rock and you're all still blaming me for making you miss the Harlem Globetrotters game?!

Everyone, but Cody: YES!

Cody: Oh, screw all of you! I hope you all die! F*** you all and your stupid basketball game!

That made Y/n create a time portal and they all pushed him into the portal that led him to the Prehistoric Times.

Cody: OW! (Gets up to see where he ended up at) What the? Uh oh....

T-Rex: (Roars)

Cody: Oh shit! Well, I may be stuck here, but I still have time to get back home befo- (Sees the big meteor coming towards him) Oh shit!

Then without warning, the meteor hit Cody and was killed instantly for wasting everyone's time. As for the basketball game, the Harlem Globetrotters decided to hold off the game until the gang arrived at the stadium as Y/n texted them that Cody wasted their time with the meteor that turned out to be a turd rock.

The End.

SMG5 QUESTION: What would you do if you found a meteor?