Note: This will take place after the Anime Arc as they are all celebrating the defeat of Francis when he tries to use the magic pen and the inkling ink for his own selfish purposes.

Location: Y/n's House - Uptown Creation City

Time: 8:35 PM

No POV

As the story starts off at Y/n's House as everyone is celebrating the victory of the defeat and death of Francis during the Anime Arc and to make things even better, Y/n managed to save all of the Inklings including both Meggy and Desti from certain death as everyone is now partying like 1987!!

Everyone: (Cheering)

Y/n: Whoo!!! This party is so lit!!!

Jeffy: This is crazy!!!

Mario: I am so pumped out!!!

Cody: I just did a whole bunch of crack you guys!!! I wanna see how it makes you really crazy and it really did!!!

Joseph: Martin Luther King!!!!

Junior: Obama!!!!

Steve: Steve!!!!

Mario: Spaghetti!!!

Eggman: Pingas!!!

Muscle Man: My Mom!!!

Then as everyone is dancing to the music while doing a lot of crazy stuff during the party, SMG4 brought out the root beer and some tortilla chips with the special spicy salsa to go with.

SMG4: Hey everybody! The root beer is here! Let's start chugging this stuff and let's get crazy!!!!

Everyone: (Cheering)

Then as everyone started chugging down the root beer and chowing down on those chips with the spicy salsa as everyone kept partying really hard until they all eventually either went drunk and/or passed out from partying too hard or something that had to do with the mixture of the root beer and the special spicy salsa that caused everyone to act all drunk or extremely high as f***.

For example, when Y/n and some of his friends suddenly ate pizza with the special mushrooms that made see crazy hallucinations that almost look really real.

Y/n: I'm so scared right now. I'm seeing things.

Brooklyn T. Guy: No no no no. Don't be scared, bro. That's just the shrooms my man. Come in this journey with me.

Meggy: Y/n~ Me and Desti want to put a baby in the microwave....

Y/n: Ok do it! Do it! I think that'll help. Wait a minute. If I keep looking to the side, I think I could look inside my head and see my brain!

Brooklyn T Guy: Whoa, what's in there? Whoa.

Mario: Y/n!!! Do you see this f***ing monkey?!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Whoa! I see it! I see it!

Mario: I'm gonna pet it!

Mario tried to pet the monkey, only for the monkey to bit off his hand in the process.

Mario: (Screams)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Whoa whoa whoa! Let me see your hand, I'm a doctor! (Sees Mario's hand gone, which in reality is still there) Oh dude, you hand is f***ing gone man! It's gone. There's no hand there.

Y/n: (Panicking) It's gone! It's gone!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Gone bro.

Y/n: (Hears something) Wait! Wait! What is that?! What is that noise?!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Whoa whoa.

Y/n: Wait! Are you wearing a wire?!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Are you?

Y/n: No. Let me see under your shirt?! I don't believe you!

Brooklyn T. Guy: (Pulls his shirt up) Is there a wire?

Y/n: Its inside your skin! You need to cut it open!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Give me a knife! Give me a knife. I'll cut it myself.

Y/n: Wait a minute....what are we doing again?

Brooklyn T. Guy: I don't even know.

Mario: I can't feel my Pingas.

Desti: (Giggles)

Location: Living Room

Heavy Weapon: (Drunk Singing)

Agent Blood: (Drunk Laughing)

Scout: (Drunk Giggling)

Dr. Healer: (Drunk Cackling)

Demoman: (Drunk Talking)

Soldier: (Thinking) This is what the president must feel like all the time.

Location: The Kitchen

Then somewhere in the kitchen, we see Jeffy completely drunk with Root beer as he kept drinking more and more cans of root beer until Picky Piggy walked over to Jeffy, who is also drunk from drinking so much root beer and eat so many chips drowned in that salsa that SMG$ bought from that man in a sombrero.

PickyPiggy: (Drunken Slur) Hey Jeffy!

Jeffy: (Drunken Slur) Huh? Hey Piggy Piggy!

PickyPiggy: (Drunken Slur) Hey Jeffy! Wha-Wha-What are you doing?

Jeffy: (Drunken Slur) Drinking my root beer.

PickyPiggy: (Drunken Slur) Me too. You know...I-I just wanted to say..... I-I-I have a huge crush on ya!

Jeffy: (Drunken Slur) You love me.

PickyPiggy: (Drunken Slur) Did I....Did I stutter....why do we go to your room and see if you can glaze this Christmas Ham (Shows her butt to Jeffy)

Jeffy: (Drunken Slur) Oh yeah! Come on then, Piggy! Let me smack that big butt of yours.

PickyPiggy: (Drunken Slur) Well don't just stand there, Jeffy. Let's go to your room and let me give you that bacon!

Jeffy: (Drunken Slur) Ok!

Then the two of them drunkenly make their way over to Jeffy's room and they both started porking in there with the door closed, not even realizing what they are doing that will change their lives forever.

PickyPiggy: (Drunken Slur) Oh yeah! That's feels so good!

Jeffy: (Drunken Slur) Do it in the butt!

Note: Sorry for making this scene all sussy and cringe worthy but I had to make this work for this episode.

Timeskip - The Next Morning

After all of that stuff happened during that party, everyone soon woke up with a major hangover as they may all had a very good time at the party last night, but they didn't expect to go all drunk and get extremely high as f*** which is all because of that salsa mixed in with the root beer that SMG4 brought in to the party.

Everyone: (Moaning and Groaning)

Y/n: Oooooh...my head....

Mario: Mario is not feeling too good.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I think I ate too many of those mushrooms....

Meggy: What happened at that party last night?

Desti: I don't know...all I remember is eating that salsa and drinking that root beer and I ate that mushroom pizza and...

SMG4: (Reads the label on the salsa) Uh....I think this salsa is what gave us these hangovers. It says "Warning: Do not consume Salsa with the root beer or you will experience party madness and amnesia.

Luigi: Oh boy. I hope we didn't do something stupid.

Hoppy: Wait a minute. Where's PickyPiggy?

Then suddenly, as everyone started going home, either sick or drunk with a massive hangover, the gang heard somebody throwing up in one of the bathrooms in the house, causing everyone to rush over to the bathroom to see PickyPiggy puking up a storm after that experience with Jeffy last night as everyone is feeling worried and concerned for what's going on with PickyPiggy right now.

Hoppy: PickyPiggy? Are you alright?

Bobby: You drank too much root beer?

PickyPiggy: I don't know what happened, but I can't stop.....(Throws up) Throwing up. (Throws up Again)

Y/n: Dear god. I think you might have eaten too much of that chip and spiked up salsa last night.

PickyPiggy: Yeah... I think I did, plus my butt really hurts.

Y/n: Your butt hurts? How did you hurt your own butt? Did someone gave you a spanking last night?

PickyPiggy: I don't know. It all happened so fast and (Suddenly realizes something and remembers what happened last night) Uh....Y/n...can I talk to you and Dr. Healer for a moment...in private?

Y/n: Uh....sure....

So Y/n and PickyPiggy went to go find a sobered up Dr. Healer to speak to her in private, causing everyone to become worried of what happened to PickyPiggy last night as the pig Smiling Critter took the pregnancy test to another bathroom while Y/n sat on the couch feeling a bit of PTSD as he imagines himself in a WWII battlefield when PickyPiggy told him about what happened last night before we cut over to Jeffy in his room, snoozing up a storm before waking up with a slight hangover from the party last night.

Jeffy: Oh man....that was some party last night...I hope we do this every time we celebrated something we did for the world today.

(Girl Screams)

Jeffy: Huh? What was that? I'mma go check it out!

So then, Jeffy went to where the sound came from that is the bathroom down the hall from his room and saw PickyPiggy pale as a ghost after seeing the results on the pregnancy test.

And the results are positive and PickyPiggy is pregnant with Jeffy.

Jeffy: (Screams!!!)

PickyPiggy: (Screams!!!)

Then they both went into the living room and started screaming constantly at Y/n, who is confused on what's going on right now.

Y/n: What the f*** are you talking about?

Then PickyPiggy showed Y/n the pregnancy test and Y/n was shocked to see that happen as he called out all of the others to tell them the news.

SMG4: What a minute...so you're telling us that PickyPicky is pregnant with Jeffy?!

Jeffy: I'm sorry...

PickyPiggy: I didn't mean to go all drunk crazy like that last night.

Y/n: I understand but look on the bright side. Since you two are gonna be parents, we will all support you two no matter what.

Everyone else: (Agreeing with Y/n)

Y/n: Well, that is...if you two want to set up an abortion or wait 9 months to get into labor to start your responsibility as parents. It's up to you two.

PickyPiggy: Are you kidding me? Of course, I want to have a child because.....well I actually do have a crush on Jeffy...

Hoppy: I KNEW IT!!!

Mario: SIIIIIIMP!!!!

Jeffy: Daddy? Are you high as fuck?

Mario: Noooooooooo....

Jeffy: Are you're definitely smoking something!

Bobby Bearhug: (Squeals) I still can't believe that you're gonna be a mom, PickyPiggy!

CraftyCorn: Me either!

So then, throughout the 9 months until PickyPiggy is going into labor, the gang helped out both Jeffy and PickyPiggy by learning how to be great parents and buying all of the things for the baby such as clothes, toys, a crib, diapers, baby food, etc. and due to PickyPiggy's sudden cravings and mood swings, the gang is prepared for the worst when the cravings and mood swings by wearing armor and have enough food to keep her calm.

Then 9 months later....

PickyPiggy: (Screams)

Jeffy: It's ok, baby. I'm here for you.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok, let's get this over with.

Dr. Healer: Alright then. Just keep pushing and breathe.

While the doctors are busy getting the baby out, the others are waiting in the Waiting Room as we see Mario eating countless plates of Spaghetti out of nervousness while Y/n is playing on his Nintendo Switch.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh! I think I see the head!

Jeffy: Push baby Push!

Dr. Healer: Oh! I think we got it! And....It's a boy!

Baby: (Crying)

PickyPiggy: (Panting)

Jeffy: Wow.

The newborn baby boy looks like Jeffy, but as a pig Smiling Critter, but has a pencil up his nose that is a part of him and he smells like Chocolate Cake.

PickyPicky: He's so cute!!!

Jeffy: I'm a pretty proud daddy!

Brooklyn Guy: Congratulations sir. You're now a proud father.

PickyPiggy: Jeffy, what should we name him.

Jeffy: I think I'm gonna name him Jeffy Jr.

PickyPiggy: I like that. That's a good name for him.

Dr. Healer: I should let the others know about this.

Then after Dr. Healer announced everyone that the baby is born, and everyone is happy to see that Jeffy and PickyPiggy are now proud parents.

Well, except for one person of course...

Everyone: (Excited Chatter)

Y/n: OMG! I'm a grandpa now!

Meggy: He's so cute!

Mario: Oh! You're such a good player!

Bobby Bearhug/CraftyCorn/Hoppy Hopscotch: (Squeals Excitedly)

Marvin: (Screams) What the F*** is that thing!

Y/n: What are you even talking about?!

Rose: Yeah, come on, Marvin. It's cute.

Marvin: Cute?! It looks like Death!

Death: Oh really?! So, it looks like me huh? Not cool dude.

Y/n: Really Marvin? Now you're being racist towards the Grim Reaper?! That is low!

Marvin: Oh, come on! Why does it look like Jeffy?!

Jeffy: That's none of your business, you bald ugly duche!

PickyPiggy: Yeah, leave our son alone, you baldie!

Marvin: (Shocked) You got pregnant with Jeffy?!?!?

SMG4: Geez, dude. Calm down.

Marvin: No I will not calm down! I want this ugly baby dead!

PickyPiggy: NO! You can't kill my baby! I love him!

Jeffy: Don't make fun of my baby!

Then he punched Marvin in the face so hard, he was knocked out unconscious with a big bruise on his face as everyone went home with the baby as they put a yellow shirt that says Jeffy Jr. on it, a diaper on and a baby blue helmet on. Then we see Jeffy and Jeffy Jr. hanging outside to play with each.

Jeffy: Alright, Jeffy Jr. We're gonna play outside. So don't eat the grass.

Jeffy Jr: Oink Oink. Oomph. (Eats the grass)

Jeffy: I said don't eat the grass! My turn! (Eats the Grass)

Then suddenly, a hawk flew by and snatched Jeffy Jr.

Jeffy: What the? Jeffy Jr. (Saw Jeffy Jr. snatched by a hawk) AAAAAHHH!!

Then he immediately ran back inside to warn everyone what happened to Jeffy Jr.

Jeffy: DAADDDDDDDDYYY!!!

Y/n: What's wrong, Jeffy? What happened?! Where's Jeffy Jr?!

Jeffy: Jeffy Jr got snatched by a hawk!!!

PickyPiggy: WHAT?! MY POOR BABY!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE MY BABY!!!!

Y/n: I'm on it, PickyPiggy!

Then Y/n got outside and ran at full speed to find that hawk that took Jeffy Jr. and all he has to do is follow the scent of Chocolate Cake, which shouldn't be too hard to find him as the hawk's nest is on a mountain nearby as he immediately climbed up to the mountain at full speed until he reached the hawk's nest.

Y/n: I'M COMING JEFFY JR.!!! I'M COMING!!!

Then after he finally made it to the top of the mountain to the hawk's nest, he was surprised to see Jeffy Jr. still ok and just finished eating the hawk that snatched him.

Y/n: Oh. Jeffy Jr. You're ok. Thank god.

Jeffy Jr: Oink.

Y/n then notices a phone on the nest as he thought maybe the hawk also snatched someone's phone as he picked it up and called the unknown number to see who it is and pressed face time before seeing Marvin's face on the phone as Y/n suddenly made an angry looking face and saw Marvin shocked to see Y/n instead of the hawk he hired to snatch Jeffy Jr. and he immediately ended the call.

But Y/n is not gonna let Marvin get away with it as he texted Mario to go to Marvin's house and kill him as payback for kidnapping Jeffy Jr for no reason.

Y/n: (Text Message) Hey Mario! Can you deal with Marvin!

Mario: (Texts Back) I'm on it!

Y/n: (Notices a hawk egg) Hey, what's that? (Grabs the egg) It's an egg, oh no...the hawk that Jeffy Jr. ate has an egg! But I can deal with it. I mean, I always want to have a pet hawk to train with.

Then suddenly the egg started to hatch and shows a Baby hawk.

Baby Hawk: (Cheep Cheep_

Y/n: Oh my god! It's a miracle of life! Don't worry, little hawk. I'll raise you to help you defend for yourself! Come on, Jeffy Jr. Let's go home.

Jeffy Jr.: Oink.

Then as Y/n took the baby hawk and Jeffy Jr. back home, we cut over to Marvin, who is trying to pack up to go stay at a local motel at the other side of town to get away from the cops, only to be stopped by Rose that wanted to know what he's up to.

Rose: Marvin! What are you doing?

Marvin: Uh...I'm going out of town for a few months.

Rose: Marvin, what did you do?

Marvin: Alright, fine. I hired someone to kidnap Jeffy's kid and now that guy knows what I did.

Rose: Marvin! Why would you do that to Jeffy's kid?!

Marvin: Because I hate seeing Jeffy get his way!

Rose: That's disgraceful! I want a divorce!

Marvin: Baby No!

Then without warning, Mario kicked down the door and is about to steal Marvin and Rose's liver as payback for kidnapping Jeffy Jr.

Mario: Hey Motherf***er! Come here and give me your liver!!! (Attempting to steal their liver)

Marvin: AAAAHHHH!!!

Rose: AAAAHHHH!!!

Timeskip: 3 Weeks Later

After a few weeks, Jeffy and PickyPiggy are happy to have their baby back thanks to Y/n's heroic act and he's also happy to see Jeffy and PickyPiggy happy to be parents to Jeffy Jr. and got his very own pet hawk that he named Talon that he raised and trained by himself.

Y/n: Wow. I'm glad everything turned out great in the end.

Jeffy: Alright, Piggly Wiggly! I made you ROAST BEEF!!!

PickyPiggy: ROAST BEEF! Delicious!

Jeffy: Eat It!

PickyPiggy: Down the hatch! (Eats the Roast Beef like a wild animal)

Jeffy Jr.: (Eats the Roast Beef like a wild animal)

Y/n: You got any more of that stuff, Jeffy?

Jeffy: Yep. I actually learned how to cook thanks to my beautiful wife. (Hands Y/n a plate of cooked Roast Beef)

Y/n: Neat. (Eats the Roast Beef like a wild animal)

Mario: Alright. I got us some cash for selling Marvin and Rose's livers.

Jeffy: That bitch had it coming!

Mario: OOOOOOOooooooooooh! Is that Roast beef?

Jeffy: Yep. (Gives Mario Roast Beef) Eat it.

Mario: Say no more! (Eats the Roast Beef like a wild animal)

Jeffy: (Eats the Roast Beef like a wild animal)

Meggy walks in to see the chaos.

Meggy: Seriously, guys. Can you guys slow down on eating that stuff?

They ignored them since they're too busy eating the Roast beef and Meggy soon saw another plate of Roast Beef and she decides to join the party.

Meggy: (Meme) Fuck it! (Eats the Roast Beef like a wild animal)

And after all that, Jeffy and PickyPiggy got married and Marvin and Rose died from losing their livers by Mario.

THE END

SMG5 Question: What would you do at a party?