Location: Y/n's House - Uptown Creation City

Time: 7:45 PM

No POV

One night here at Y/n's House, we see Y/n, Mario and SMG4 hanging out and playing video games as they are playing Fortnite as they are playing Battle Royale in Trios, and they are about to win the game to be in first place.

Y/n: We're about the win the game!

Mario: Hell yeah! We got this in the bag!

SMG4: That's right! We did so well as long as we take out the last group, we'll win the game.

Y/n: Oh, that's easy! There's only one left and he's hiding behind some trees. Let's ambush him and give him all we got!

SMG4: Good idea! Let's do it!

Mario: Oh yeah! Let's-a-go!

Then the three of them attempted to ambush the last player until they all got blasted by a few grenades and got thrown back to the storm as they tried to get out of the storm barrier until they all lost to the player that they hated so much, Cheekclapper1233.

Y/n: (Angry Screams) NOT AGAIN!!!!

Mario: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!?

SMG4: AW COME ON!! WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DO THAT TO US?!?! HE ALWAYS RUIN OUR BIG MOMENT TO WIN A BATTLE ROYALE AND CHEEKCLAPPER1233 IS ALWAYS IN THE GAME TO TAKE US ALL OUT LIKE HE'S MESSING WITH US FOR NO REASON!!!!

Y/n: I swear to God, if I ever find this Cheekclapper1233, I'm gonna rip his arms and legs off and feed them to the tigers!

Mario: I would rather steal his liver and sell it to Dr. Healer!

SMG4: You know what? How about I make a meme just to humiliate him?!

Y/n: Go ahead and try! See what happens!

SMG4: Alright I will!

Then as SMG4 started making the meme, the sound of a doorbell happened, and Mario decides to go see who's at the door as he walked to the front door to open it to see who it is.

Mario: Hello?

???: Hey? You wanna see my pencil?

That my friends, is none other than the cash cow of SML (SuperMarioLogan) himself, the kid with the blue helmet, the yellow shirt with his name of it and has a pencil on his nose that he took it off to show it to Mario and his name is Jeffy.

(Audience Cheering Track)

Mario: What? Who are you and what are you doing here?

Jeffy: Oh, my name is Jeffy. See it says on my shirt, Jef-fy.

Mario: Oh? Nice to meet you, Jeffy. I'm Mario. (Sees a sticky note on Jeffy) What's that on your shirt, Jeffy?

Jeffy: Oh, it's says that I'm a good boy.

Mario: (Reads Note) Please babysit. (Shocked) Sorry?! Did your parents just leave you here?

Jeffy: Oh, my mom dropped me off and she says that my name is Jeffy and I am a good boy.

Mario: (Confused) Ok? Where is your mum?

Jeffy: Oh, she drove off.

Mario: What?! What the fuck?! I gotta go tell Y/n right away!!

Jeffy: (Holds his pencil in front of Mario) You wanna see my pencil?

Mario: I've already seen it.

Jeffy: See it can go up my nose. (Put his pencil up his nose)

Mario: Whoa! How did you do that?!

Jeffy: I don't even know.

Mario: I wonder if I can draw something with that pencil.

Jeffy: (Gets the pencil out of his nose and hands it to Mario) Go for it!

(Laugh Track)

Mario: (Disgusted then Chuckles) (SpongeBob Voice) No thank you, please.

Jeffy: Yes! Go for it!

Mario: Look! Do you want some gummies?

Jeffy: Gummies?

Mario: Yeah, we got gummies in the kitchen. Do you want some gummies?

Jeffy: Ok.

Mario: Ok follow me, Jeffy.

So, Mario and Jeffy head to the kitchen to grab some gummies while Y/n and SMG4 are in the living room as Mario grabs some gummies from the pantry to feed them to Jeffy.

Mario: Okie-Dokie. I got the gummies. I'm-a-hungry. You want some gummies, Jeffy?

Jeffy: Feed me, I'm a giraffe!

Mario: Ok.

Then Mario starts feeding Jeffy some gummies until Y/n and SMG4 came in the kitchen to see Mario feeding Jeffy gummies like he's a giraffe.

Y/n: Uh, Mario? Do you mind telling me and SMG4, what the hell you think you're doing?

SMG4: And who is this kid?

Mario: This is Jeffy, he said that his mom dropped him off and drove away and left this note.

Y/n: (Takes the note from Mario and reads it) Please babysit. Sorry.... Hmm...that's an odd way of leaving your own kid like that. I better call Child Protective Services and see if they can arrest her for leaving a child at my house without permission.

SMG4: Uh, why is Jeffy we're a diaper on the outside of his pants?

Jeffy: Oh, that's so my diaper won't get dirty.

(Laugh Track)

Y/n: That's not how diapers work, Jeffy.

Mario: Why don't you wear a diaper on both the inside and outside of his pants?

Jeffy: I don't even know. 

(Laugh Track)

Y/n: Why does he have a pencil in his nose?

Mario: I don't know, but he looks funny with the pencil on his nose.

Y/n: Sure...I'm gonna call Chica and let her know what's going on. I'll be right back.

Y/n then went to the other room to call Chica as she went to the grocery store for some grocery shopping as she picked up the phone for Y/n to explain to Chica that Jeffy's mom left her son at his doorstep.

Chica: Hello?

Y/n: Hey, Chica? Did I catch you at a bad time?

Chica: Nope, just about to finish buying the groceries? Is there a problem?

Y/n: Yeah, some horrible mother figure dropped her own kid at my house and drove off.

Chica: What?! Why would she do that?!

Y/n: I don't know, but I'm gonna call Child Protective Services and explained what happened. Do you think you can go buy the kid a coloring book and some crayons?

Chica: Of course, just watch over the kid and I'll be back in 20 minutes. 

Y/n: Alright then. Thanks Chica. (Hangs up) Now to call Child Protective Services.

Back with Mario, Jeffy and SMG4....

Jeffy: Hey? Have you seen my pencil? Where did my pencil go?

Mario: Yeah, where did it go?

SMG4: (Annoyed) It's right up your nose, Jeffy.

Jeffy/Mario: Oh....(Laughs)

(Doorbell Rings) 

SMG4: I wonder who could that be? Mario, you stay here with Jeffy until either me or Y/n get back. Okay?

Mario: Okie-Dokie.

SMG4 then went to the front door to see Chica with the groceries and a coloring book and a box of crayons.

SMG4: Oh hey, Chica. Back with the groceries?

Chica: Yeah, and I got a coloring book and a box of crayons for the kid that Y/n mentioned. Is the boy, okay?

SMG4: Yeah, but he has a pencil up his nose and he's wearing the diaper on the outside of his pants.

Chica: What? Why would you let him do that?

SMG4: I didn't tell him to do it, he did it anyway.

Chica: Well, help me with the groceries and I'll got talk to the kid.

SMG4: Ok, but be careful when you give him the crayons, because he might shove one of them up his nose.

So, they both went into the kitchen with the groceries to meet up with Mario and Jeffy, but as they put down the groceries, Mario and Jeffy were nowhere to be found.

SMG4: What the?! Mario?! Jeffy?! Where did you go?!

Then Y/n came in to meet up with SMG4 and saw Chica arrive back home with the groceries, the crayons and the coloring book and didn't see Mario and Jeffy in the kitchen.

Y/n: SMG4, where did they go?

SMG4: I don't know. I had to open the door for Chica and help her with the groceries and both Mario and that kid just disappeared!

Y/n: Ok, calm down SMG4! Let's just go find them before something bad happens.

Chica: What does the child look like?

Y/n: He's a kid with a blue helmet, a yellow shirt that says "Jeffy" and has a diaper on the outside of his pants.

Chica: Ok, but why is he wearing a diaper on the outside of his pants.

SMG4: It's because he doesn't want his diaper to get dirty.

Chica: Ok. That's weird, but let's start searching the entire house for them. 

Y/n: Alright, I'll check the living room while you check upstairs and SMG4, you go check the other room.

SMG4: Alright then. Let's go find them!

So the three of them start searching the entire house for Mario and Jeffy, which took at least five minutes until Chica managed to find Jeffy in the bathroom as she called out to Y/n and SMG4 that she found Jeffy.

Chica: Guys! I think I found the kid!

Y/n and SMG4 went upstairs to meet up with Chica and when they got into the bathroom, they were surprised to find Jeffy all wrapped in toilet paper like he's some sort of toilet paper mummy.

Jeffy: Hey. I'm a mummy.

Y/n: Sure you are.

SMG4: Why the hell did you wrap yourself in toilet paper, Jeffy?

Jeffy: Because I had to go poo-poo and the good news is that I'm wearing a diaper, so we're all good there. 

Chica: But you're wearing your diaper on the outside of your pants.

Y/n: And his pants is full of crap.

SMG4: You think?

Jeffy: Well, at least the diaper is still clean.

Y/n: But your pants are dirty.

Jeffy: Bingo! So who's gonna wipe me? It's starting to itch. 

SMG4: I'm not doing that.

Y/n: Me either.

Chica: Not to worry boys, I got this. (Pulls some gloves and puts them on)

SMG4: Oh ok. Hey, where's Mario by the way?

Jeffy: Oh he said he smelled bacon that the pigs are coming over here.

Y/n: Oh, that actually means that Mario is going hunt down a horde of pigs so he can cook some bacon.

SMG4: Yeah, that's actually true, not the other way around with the police that most people called them pigs.

Timeskip - 10 Minutes Later 

As the CPS are on their way over to Y/n's house to report about Jeffy's mother abandoning him on Y/n's doorstep and after Chica cleaned up Jeffy and put another diaper on the inside of his pants, Mario finally came back to the house with a few pounds of bacon.

Mario: Sorry about that folks, I had to kill some pigs to get some bacon and I got a few pounds of them. (Sees Jeffy smacking his diaper) Jeffy? What are you doing? Jeffy? Jeffy? Jeffy? Jeffy? (Spots some coloring books and crayons) Ooh, a coloring book? Hey, Jeffy? Do you want to color with these coloring books?

Jeffy: (Stops smacking his diaper) Coloring book?

Mario: Yeah. Have you ever colored before?

Jeffy: No.

Mario: Want me to show you how?

Jeffy: (Shakes his head yes) Uh-huh.

Mario: Okie-Dokie.

Then as Mario started showing Jeffy how to color with the coloring books, Y/n, SMG4 and Chica came in to see both Mario and Jeffy having fun drawing on the coloring books with Jeffy coloring on his coloring book with the crayon on his nose.

Y/n: Wow. Seems like those two are getting along pretty well.

SMG4: Yeah, they're both stupid, so I figured that those two would be friends already.

Y/n: Yeah, but I think we got the next Picassos.

(Laugh Track)

Chica: Y/n! The police man is here.

Y/n: That must be Child Protective Services Cop I called over. I'll be right back. You watch over them, SMG4.

SMG4: Alright. (Looks up his phone)

Then Y/n went to the front door to see the one and only Brooklyn T. Guy himself.

(Audience Cheers Track)

Y/n: Hello?

Brooklyn Guy: Hey there? You called the cops?

Y/n: Yes, officer. There's a kid that his mother left him on my doorstep and drove off after he left him here.

Brooklyn Guy: Whoa. That's not a good sign.

Y/n: Yeah, he's in the living room coloring with a friend of mine. Follow me.

Brooklyn Guy: Ok.

They both went over to the living room to meet up with Jeffy and the others as Brooklyn T Guy is going to ask some questions before he can even plan an investigation on his mother that abandoned him at Y/n's house.

Y/n: So here he is officer, this is the kid that his mother abandoned him at my house.

Jeffy: Look I found my pencil.

Y/n: That's good and-- (Sees the crayon up his nose) Why is there a crayon up your nose? (Turns to Mario, Chica and SMG4) Why did you let him put the crayon up his nose.

Chica: I tried to stop him, but he's just so persistent and it doesn't seem to hurt him at all.

Mario: Ah that's nothing to worry about. Mario's always put a lot of things in this nose. One of life's mysteries. Like why is nose jammed filled with army men?

SMG4: I honestly don't know how either that pencil of his or that crayon is stabbing his brain and kill him.

Brooklyn Guy: Uh, why is there a crayon in his nose?

Y/n: I don't know. I guess he just likes to put stuff up his nose.

Jeffy: Hey? Where'd my crayon go? Has anyone seen my crayon? It's yellow.

Brooklyn Guy: So? How did he end up at your house exactly?

Y/n: Well, me, Mario and SMG4 were playing Fortnite until Jeffy came in and he says his mom dropped him off here and drove away. So I think his mom did that because she didn't want to take care of him anymore. What should we do?

Brooklyn Guy: Let me ask him a few questions. Hey, kid. I heard your name is Jeffy, so what's your last name?

Jeffy: Jeffy.

Brooklyn Guy: Your last name is Jeffy? So your name is Jeffy Jeffy? Oh ok then. 

Jeffy: Jeffy.

Brooklyn Guy: Alright then. Where do you live at, Jeffy?

Jeffy: Jeffy.

Brooklyn Guy: You live on Jeffy? Can I get a house number or something?

Jeffy: 7.

Brooklyn Guy: 7 Jeffy? So your name is Jeffy Jeffy and you live on 7 Jeffy?

Jeffy: 7 Jeffy Street. (Smacks his diaper)

Brooklyn Guy: This is going nowhere.

Y/n: You're telling me. This is getting ridiculous. 

Mario: Can we keep him?

Y/n: I don't know, but that's up to the cop to see what we should do with him.

SMG4: So what's should we do with Jeffy then?

Brooklyn Guy: Well this may sound ridiculous, but there's this weird situation that when someone leaves a kid like Jeffy on your doorstep with his horrible and neglectful mother driving off like that, they call it the , "finders keepers, losers weepers" law.

Chica: That sounds like a real ridiculous way to come up with a law like that.

Brooklyn Guy: I know. It may sound ridiculous and stupid, but when you find a kid, then that means that you guys are gonna have to take care of him until you can find his parents. That's the law. 

Y/n: I'm pretty sure that his mother is an asshole since she left him here and drove off.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you guys are good enough to take care of him.

Y/n: Yeah, I'm sure we can take care of Jeffy, I mean what could possibly go wrong?

Then suddenly, a deranged man wearing a hockey mask came out of nowhere and is holding a chainsaw as he is about to murder everyone in cold blood.

Killer: HEY GUYS YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK!!!!

Everyone: (Screaming in Terror)

Y/n: (Wakes up and screams)

Then suddenly, Y/n woke up on the living room couch as he just experienced a terrible nightmare after that madman with the chainsaw and hockey mask came in out of nowhere.

Y/n: Whoa! That was crazy. I gotta lay off the Bacon Flavored Pork Rinds. But at least it was just a bad dream.

(Doorbell Rings)

Y/n: Huh? Who could that be?

Y/n then went to the front door to see Jeffy and Mario with a wagon full of bacon.

Y/n: Oh hey guys. You would not believe the dream I had during my nap.

Mario: What was it about?

Y/n: It felt like the remake of the Original SML video, Mario the Babysitter but in our own style and it ended up with a madman with a chainsaw and hockey mask.

Jeffy: That's cool. We just got more bacon after we killed all of those piggies.

Y/n: Nice. I think I'm in the mood for some bacon. You guys wanna cook some bacon or what?

Mario/Jeffy: Yeah!

Y/n: Then let's get cooking!

And so, the three of them started cooking all of that bacon like there's no tomorrow as this is the beginning of a whole new adventure for the gang.

Stay tuned for another exciting adventure with the SMG5 gang. 

END OF EPISODE 01

TO BE CONTINUED IN EPISODE 02

SML/SMG5 QUESTION: What is your favorite SML video of all time?