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Location: Y/n's House - Uptown Creation City

No POV

It was another day at Y/n's house as we see Brooklyn Guy sitting on the red couch, drinking root beer as he is going through a hard time with his divorce with his wife Karen and after Y/n, Mario and Jeffy got tired of seeing Brooklyn Guy all sad and mopey, they decided to cheer him up to help him forget about the divorce.

Y/n: Hey Brooklyn Guy, what’s with the bored face?

Brooklyn Guy: I’m not bored, I’m sad and happy at the same time, but my face can’t do both at once.

Mario: What’s wrong and why are drinking root beer instead of beer?

Brooklyn Guy: well, my wife Karen left me for my brother!

Y/n: Is it Johnathan? Because I hope not. If it is him, I'm gonna jump off a cliff.

Brooklyn Guy: No, it’s not Johnathan, it’s my brother Comic Relief Guy.

Y/n: Oh, thank God. But since you left your wife, you can start dating again.

Brooklyn Guy: That sounds like a good idea, but I don't think there's anyone in the entire world that wanna date me.

Mario: Oh come on. You're Brooklyn T. Guy! You're as super hot and bangable as Pooby.

Pooby: It's true.

Jeffy: Jeezus.

Y/n: Well, did you date anyone before you met Karen?

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, believe me. I dated 42 girles and one of them is named GF from a game called Friday Night Funkin until she had a Boyfriend named BF and honestly, I'm glad I didn't her since her father is Daddy Dearest and I don't want to get on his bad side.

Mario: Good point.

Brooklyn Guy: Then BF suggested that I should date Pico, but he's a guy and I'm not gay. Then I also dated a bear named Flippy and he can go insane due to some Vietnam related PTSD, and he once killed a girl named Giggles with a rose and it was insane. Not to mention that I dated this female bear Malino and she is a complete psycho.

Y/n: Good lord!

Mario: Dear God.

Jeffy: Period poo.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, and she also tried to kill Simmons as well. But it's best not to remind about it.

Y/n: Good point.

Jeffy: While we're talking about girls. I won us some tickets to the strip club!

Y/n: Ooh. Maybe we should get to the strip club. That could help you forget about that your wife.

Brooklyn Guy: Eh, sure whatever. I don't give a f***.

Mario: Then let's-a-go!

So then, the gang head their way to the strip club, not realizing that Brooklyn Guy forgot his wallet on the couch.

Location: The Strip Club - Downtown Creation City

Y/n: Wow. This place looks expensive.

Mario: This place is so cool.

Jeffy: (To Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson) You guys come over here too?

Peter Griffin: Oh yeah, we come over here all the time. (Laughs)

Brooklyn guy: (Realizing he forgot his wallet) Oh shit!

Y/n: Brooklyn Guy, what’s wrong?

Brooklyn Guy: I left my wallet at home!

Jeffy: You what?

Brooklyn Guy: Don’t get mad! I’ll go get my wallet! You stay and make sure the party doesn’t end!

Mario: Ok! But you’re not driving Mario’s car! Because I ate the key by accident.

Brooklyn Guy: Ugh. Fine. I guess I'll go run my back to the house then.

Y/n: Ok then. We'll be here before you come back. But don't wait too long until the next stripper.

Peter Griffin: Yeah, you don't wanna miss out. (Throws money at the chicken stripper) Take it off you chicken slut! (Laughs)

Then Peter notices the Giant Chicken sitting down at a table drinking a root beer and they looked at each other before they both started fighting in the Strip Club, as the boys find it entertaining while Brooklyn Guy goes back to the house to get his wallet.

Y/n: Yeah! Hit him in the face!

Mario: Punch him in the Pingas!

Jeffy/Homer Simpson: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Location: Y/n's House - Uptown Creation City

It took a long time for Brooklyn Guy to head back to the house since Mario ate the keys to the car for Brooklyn Guy to drive back to the house to get his wallet.

Brooklyn Guy: (Panting) I can’t believe Mario ate the keys! But Penelope did tell me I gotta run to get to the goal-

Then Brooklyn guy accidentally bumps into a female bear malino in front of him.

Brooklyn Guy: Ow…(Sees the malino) oh my god! I’m so sorry ma’am! I didn’t see you here…

???: No No, it’s ok, why are you running anyway?

Brooklyn Guy: I ran back here to get my wallet for the strip club, because I want to get over Karen leaving me since the Plane Drone Accident.

???: Oh…I want to get over something too, you see, my husband Alich died in an accident, and I need to date some people to get over my husband’s death.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh...Oh yeah? How about I’ll take you to Applebees!

???: Sure. I got nothing else to do tonight, so let's do it. What's your name?

Brooklyn Guy: My name's Brooklyn T. Guy.

Lemo: It’s nice to meet you Mr. Guy, I’m Lemo.

Brooklyn Guy: it’s nice to meet you too, Lemo. I’ll get my wallet and head over to Applebee's! Because I have an Applebee's coupon for 45% off.

Lemo: Sweet! Let's go!

So, the two of them went on a date together at a local Applebee's.

Brooklyn guy: Ok lemo! I’m gonna order the food with this coupon! Hey waiter!

Skarlet Bunny: (Walks in) What is it?

Brooklyn guy: Wait a second! Aren’t you the pizza delivery girl?

Skarlet Bunny: Yeah, but I have to get a job at Applebee's because yhat Goodman guy fired me for giving Y/n and his friends free pizza.

Brooklyn guy: I see, Anyways, I would like some food on the menu with this coupon!

Skarlet bunny: (Sighs) The chef will finish your order sir…

Brooklyn Guy: Ok! If the chef is your boss, tell him you hate him for firing you!

Skarlet Bunny: Ok.

Then the two of them had their dinner at Applebee's and it turns out that Lemo is the perfect woman for him, and they both decided to go back to the house and get busy with each other.

But then, Brooklyn Guy and Lemo found Y/n, Mario and Jeffy back on the couch, making Brooklyn Guy completely confused to why they're both back on the couch.

Brooklyn Guy: What the? What are you guys doing back here? I thought you guys are having fun at the Strip Club.

Y/n: Yeah, about that? While you were gone to get your wallet, Peter and the Giant Chicken got in a huge fight that caused the whole place to burn down to the ground.

Mario: Luckily, I got us back home safe and sound and the place is being rebuilt by Creation City's S-Class builders and Repair-men.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, that makes sense.

Jeffy: Who is that woman?

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, she's my new girlfriend named Lemo. She's smoking hot.

Lemo: Hello there.

Y/n: Nice to meet ya, ma'am.

Brooklyn Guy: Me and Lemo are gonna get busy in the bedroom.

Y/n: Take the one down the hall through the third door on the left.

Brooklyn Guy: Thanks man. Come on, babe. Let's get busy!

Lemo: Ok!

So then, the two of them head down to the room before Y/n, Jeffy and Mario heard the doorbell rang.

Y/n: Huh? Who's at the door?

Mario: Maybe it's the pizza I ordered?

Jeffy: Let's go check it out.

Y/n: Okie-Dokie!

Then the three of them head over to the front door to see if it's the pizza man, but a young bear malino named Rinny.

Rinny: Hello!

Y/n: Who are you?

Mario: Yeah? We never seen you before.

Rinny: Well, my name is Rinny! And I came to this lovely house because I’m looking for my mom!

Mario: What’s her name?

Rinny: Oh! My mom’s name is Lemo, you see, she was upset after my dad, Alich died in an accident, and my mom told me on the phone that she’s gonna date other people since she needs to get over my father’s death…

Y/n: Uh…I don’t know? I haven't seen someone like her.

Jeffy: Never seen her before in our lives.

Rinny: (Grabs Jeffy) LIAR!!!! WHERE IS MY MOM OR I'LL KILL THIS LITTLE SH*T IN FRONT OF YOU PEOPLE!!!

Mario. Woah woah woah! Calm down!

Rinny: I’m gonna cut this blue helmet guy’s balls off! And stab his eyes! And his fingers!

Jeffy: Tell her! I don’t wanna lose fingers like my toes!

Rinny: Once I’m done with you! I’m send your little fingers to the black market!

Jeffy: (Screams) HELP ME!!

Mario: Ok! She’s in the house!

Rinny: Where?

Y/n: Upstairs!

Rinny: Heh! I’ll go get my mom, after that, I’m gonna kill blue helmet boy!

So Rinny went upstairs of the house to get her mom, not realizing what's going on in the other room.

Y/n: Wow…She’s insane!

Mario: Really scary…

Then as she made to the room, where her mom and Brooklyn Guy is in, she heard them going crazy in there.

Brooklyn Guy: I'm doing it! I'm doing it! (Laughs)

Lemo: Ah~ So much better!

Rinny: What the?! Mom?!?!

Then she burst through the door with a WTF Face (Looks like the face when Brooklyn Guy barged into the room to see his mom with Simmons).

Brooklyn Guy: What the fuck!?

Lemo: Rinny!? It's not what it's looks like! Look, he treats me special just like your father!

Brooklyn Guy: Rinny I can’t believe you would not want me to be with your mom!

Y/n: (Barges in the room with Mario and Jeffy) Wait a minute! You know this psycho!?

Brooklyn Guy: Yes! She’s one of my Ex-fiance! You see, Rinny wants to kill me and my partner Simmons, because Rinny is a serial killer! She killed innocent people and children! She even killed her husband mangy and her daughter Nappy! And she framed someone named Bunchy to take the blame for what happened to her husband and daughter!

Mario: Wow! She’s insane and crazy!

Jeffy: That explains why she tried to kill me.

Y/n: She is definitely a force to be reckoned with!

Rinny: Go home mother! 

Lemo: Yes, Rinny.

Lemo left the room to head back home before turning back to Brooklyn Guy to threaten him to not see her mother ever again!

Rinny: I don't want you to see my mother again, but enough talk! You people are about to die!! (Laughs evilly before throwing a knife at Mario)

Mario: Uh oh! (Dodges knife) Miss me!!

Then the knife went out of an open window and the knife hits a lawnmower, causing to start moving and we see Hank Huckerdoo coming back from getting the groceries.

Hank: Aw man, it took me 3 hours to get the groceries and it’s a big Hucker-Don’t-huh? (Sees the lawnmower) Who the hell turned on my lawnmower? (His leg gets stuck inside the lawnmower) (Screams) Suzanne! Help me! I think the lawnmower is cursed!! (His body gets inside the lawnmower and gets killed showing blood on the other side of the lawnmower)

Y/n: Oh my God! She killed Hank Huckerdoo! I kinda wanna laugh at Hank but I’m too scared because Rinny is about to kill us!

Jeffy: RUN!!!!!

Mario: RUN BITCH RUN!!!

So, the gang runs away from Rinny as she decided to go chase after them and tries to kill them with another knife in her hands. Mario then got an idea to split up, so she won't get all of them and think of a way to stop her before she kills them.

Mario: Quick! Split up so show won’t get all of us!

Y/n: Good idea Mario! Jeffy! Take right while me and Mario take left!

Jeffy: Ok.

So, Y/n and Mario took the bedroom closet to hide in while Jeffy hides behind the curtains, but unfortunately for him, Rinny managed to find him, and she kills him by stabbing him repeatedly with the knife in her hand.

But then, Mario had enough of this as he quickly changed into his Devil Mario form and attacks Rinny with his sword.

Mario: (Does a War Cry and pulls out sword) Prepare to meet your doom! You beast!

Rinny: Hey where did you get that sword from? (Mario punches her in the face) Hey!

Mario: Time to die! (Hits Rinny with sword)

Rinny: (Deflects sword with the knife) Ha! You think you can kill me with that big ass sword of yours? Well guess what! I’m like Michael myers and I always come back like purple guy!

Mario: (Kicks Rinny and hits knife away with the sword) Ha-Ha! If my sword isn’t enough how about this? Jeffy! Now!

Then suddenly, Jeffy comes out from under the bed and puts on his boxing gloves.

Jeffy: Ding ding ding!!

Mario: (Puts on his boxing gloves and beats up Rinny with Jeffy) Take this you psycho!!

Rinny: (Screams in pain) STOP THAT!!!!! WHO WOULD BRING BOXING GLOVES TO A KNIFE FIGHT!!!!!!???

Mario and Jeffy continued beating her up to a bloody pulp until she couldn't walk for a while as Mario raised up his sword to finish her off.

Mario: (Demonic Voice) It’s time to finish you off! Once and for all- (Suddenly hears knocking) Huh?

Rinny: (Weakly) What the?

Jeffy: Hm? Who's at the door?

Brooklyn Guy: I’ll get it!

Y/n: Ok! I’ll tie up Rinny with whatever keeps her from getting out.

Then as Y/n, Mario and Jeffy tie up Rinny, Brooklyn Guy head over to the front door to see Lemo again, despite Rinny telling her to go home and never seen Brooklyn Guy again as she has something to say to Brooklyn Guy.

Brooklyn guy: Hello? Oh hi, Lemo.

Lemo: Hey Mr. Guy, I just wanna say thanks for helping me get over the death of my husband, it really means a lot to me and for the wonderful time, I was wondering... 

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah?

Lemo: Will you marry me?

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my God! Yes! Please yes!

Y/n: Excuse me Miss Lemo, I hate to break up the beautiful moment, but your daughter tried to kill us!!

Lemo: What! Oh my, Rinny you’re a bad girl! You always make life a living nightmare and you even killed the cat when your a baby!

Rinny: Mom! That plumber and that blue helmet guy beaten me up with boxing gloves.

Lemo: I say it’s karma for you, Young lady!

Brooklyn guy: Don’t worry, I’ll send her to jail! I am a cop after all.

Lemo: Oh thank god, at least jail will teach you a lesson, Rinny.

Rinny: What!? I’m going to jail!? Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?

Y/n: Karma's a bitch! Get used to it.

After Lemo proposed to Brooklyn Guy, Rinny was sent to jail all chained up and wearing a mask to prevent biting someone with her teeth. Rinny is really furious about having Brooklyn Guy as her new dad and she couldn't believe that she got beaten up by a plumber and a kid in a yellow shirt, blue helmet and a pencil up his nose.

Rinny: (Groans)

Wario: (Patrick Voice) Hey Mac. What ya in for?

Rinny: Murder....what about you?

Wario: Stealing shit.

Rinny: Sick....

Wario: Yeah...

THE END

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