A/n: If anyone has a name for the police officer, I'll take any names I have no idea what to call her.

You were in your room making something that should be very illegal but isn't.

Y/n: I've done it!. IVE DONE IT!.

Chomper was listening to music while sitting on the floor and saw you doing a celebratory dance, he put his phone away and walked over to you, looking what you created.

Chomper: What is this?.

Y/n: This my friend...will make me fell alive again.

Chomper: Oh boy...okay, what did you do?.

Y/n: Remember...THE CIRCUS-

Chomper: I swear if you talk about that one more time, I'm going to bite your arm off.

Y/n: It's where I lost everything, It's where I was left to die by the woman I held so closely-

Chomper: Have you been reading my lines for the play I'm in?.

Y/n: That's not important, what is important is that I rekindle the fire I once had, but with a different female this time.

Chomper: And how do you plan on doing that?.

Y/n: This love potion-

Chomper: No, no, no, no, I'm done, I don't want anything to do with that-

Y/n: Actually it's already done something with you, I mean, it helped you find love-

Chomper: You said the girl genuinely loved me.

Y/n: She does!. She just loves you even more because of this bottle. Now it's going to help me, who do you think I should use it on?.

Chomper sighs and rolls up a VERY old newspaper, showing some images that will remain hidden in this story.

Y/n: Hmm, Tari is sweet, but I don't want to buy her ducks every Christmas, Belle is edgy and she can fight, Meggy was once a squid and I love calamari so that couldn't work plus she'll get paint over my clothes, Meloney would sleep every day so she's out, Saiko is scary and I don't dare go near here-

Chomper: Y/n-

Y/n: Yeah?.

Chomper smacks you with the newspaper and takes the bottle away from you.

Y/n: Give me it back.

Chomper: I'm not letting go down that road again.

Y/n: This time will be different-

Chomper: You said that the last five times, each worst than the last.

Y/n: Fine...I'll do it the normal way, I mean, you out of all people somehow managed to woo Nintendo's fearless female bounty hunter, so I definitely have a shot.

Chomper doesn't say anything and just takes out your phone before pulling up a picture of you and putting it into a profile.

Y/n: What are you doing?.

Chomper: Setting you up on tinder, now we wait and see how long before a match responds.

72 hours later...

You get a response and you wake up and Chomper falls out of his chair.

Y/n: Let me see!.

Chomper checks the phone and gives surprised look.

Y/n: What, let me see!.

Chomper: You don't wanna see...

You grab the phone and check the profile.

Name: Princess Peach, Age: 23 years old, 0 miles away, literally she's upstairs.

You both hear steps coming up to your door.

Peach: Y/n, open the door!

Y/n: Why?

Peach: I just want to talk!.

Y/n: About?.

Peach:...The future-

You nail some planks to the door.

Y/n: Forget it princess.

Peach: Please!.

Y/n: No!.

Peach: But-

Y/n: But what!?.

Peach:...Your the only I've matched with...

You stop in front of the door.

Y/n: How do I tell you aren't lying...

Peach slides her phone under the door and you see her match history.

Matches updated (1)

Y/n L/n.

You sigh and slide her phone back under the door.

Y/n: I need time-

Chomper: You said you wanted a partner-

Y/n: What are you doing?.

Chomper: You wanted someone who's...passionate-

Peach: I'm passionate!.

Chomper: Someone who's wealthy-

Peach: I'm wealthy, I have the whole kingdom, you'll be king!.

Y/n: Hmm...

You imagine yourself sitting on a golden throne with a crown on your head and smile on your face.

Y/n: You serious Princess?.

Peach: YES!!!!!.

You sigh and look at Chomper.

Y/n: For your sake, you better hope I become king.

You swing open the door and Peach falls into your arms.

Y/n: Greetings Princess.

Peach smiles at your smile and chomper claps.

Chomper: Congrats buddy, you could become king-

Peach: If you are successful at our date tonight.

Y/n: Where's it at?.

Peach: The restaurant owned by Jeeves.

Y/n: Oh...great...what time?.

Peach: It will be a while as I'm busy all the time but I think I can make some room for ten.

Y/n: Okay...I'll be there.

Peach smiles as she leaves your room.

Peach: Y/n...Don't be late.

Y/n: I won't.

Peach: Good because if you are...I'll make sure you'll regret it until the day you die.

Y/n: I won't be late princess!.

Peach smiles again.

Peach: Good, I'll see you later Y/n.

Peach walks away humming a tone and you look at Chomper.

Y/n: Am I going to die?.

Chomper: Probably.

Saiko: Who's going to die?.

Chomper: Y/n has a date-

Girls: WITH WHO!?.

Y/n: Peach...

Belle: And you are going out with her?.

Y/n: Well I don't have a choice Belle.

Meggy: What happens if it doesn't work out-

Y/n: Then I'm a dead man walking.

Tari: You could just say no, she'd probably understand-

Y/n: I already agreed.

Tari: Oh...

Chomper: Don't worry buddy, I'll help you out.

Y/n: And what are you going to do?.

Chomper: You'll see, go get ready.

You sigh and head into the bathroom to chance into something nice as Chomper takes out his phone.

Chomper: Hello...yeah it's me again...how would you like to go on a second date?.