You and Belle were brought into the mushroom kingdom police department and interviewed by a human computer.

Hal Monitor: What you two did is very ILLEGAL!.

Belle: Sir, we just needed a new tv, it was free and we were just getting out of the doo-

Mr. Monitor: I understand you two lovers want to watch tv but stealing isn't the answer.

Y/n: Hey if I may say-

Mr. Monitor: You have no right to speak after hitting an officer of the law in nuts.

Y/n:...But I offered him a banana :(

Mr. Monitor: Someone is here to see you...choose your next words carefully.

The door opens a bunch of men wearing suits walk in along with a man with blonde hair, a black suit with a white dress shirt and a green tie with a gold dollar sign on it.

???: Do you know who I am?.

Y/n: Nope, your nametag must've fallen off-

Belle: Y/n, shut up.

Y/n: Relax sweetheart...it's not like he's some billionaire-

Belle blushes a bit.

Belle:...Sweetheart?.

You look at the man who walks up to the desk.

???: Lady, do you know who I am?.

Belle: Yes sir.

???: Then give your man here a bit of background.

Belle: Y/n, this man is Chad Milton-

Chad: Chad "Moneybanks" Milton.

Belle: Sorry, anyway he owns a lot of things in the mushroom kingdom, most casinos, stores, gas stations, and adult studios are owned by him-

Milton: And I make more than you can ever imagine boy-

Belle: He at one point was a mafia man, his father was as well, but his father passed and he got a huge inheritance.

Y/n: So he's some gunrunner with money, maybe he can color his crappy hair.

Belle: Y/n!.

Milton smirks and snaps his fingers and a case is put on the desk in front of you.

Milton: Look boys, we have a tough guy here, let me show you what happens to people who don't pay for things they buy from me.

a man unlocks the case and gives Milton a golden baseball bat, he takes that bat and hits you in the balls with it.

Y/n:............................................

Belle: Y/n...-

You let out the loudest scream known to mankind and lay down on the floor.

Milton: That was a sample of what I can do. now here's the deal, get me my money by 5:00 tomorrow or I'll send a couple of my boys over to pay you a little social call. Have a nice day.

Milton and his men leave and you slowly get up.

Y/n: Hey, I'm not done with you yet Mercutio- Martin, whatever the hell your name is!.

Belle: Y/n, come on, we need to get that money.

Y/n: How are we going to do that?.

Belle: I don't know, I'll find some way and maybe the others can help us.

...Timeskip...

Bob: You two are so fucked.

Belle: What?.

Meggy: We can't help you with that problem, none of us have any money.

SMG4: Maybe you two can get a job.

Luigi: I have some recommendations for you.

Mario: Maybe you two should flee the kingdom-

Everyone looks at Mario.

Mario: What?.

Tari: Sorry guys, but we can't help you.

Y/n: You guys must have something that can help us.

Saiko: Even if we could...It wouldn't be enough.

Belle and you were now at a gas station and Belle was sitting down looking depressed and so you start feeling bad. You see something shiny and find a coin and head inside the store and come out with a lottery ticket.

Belle: Why did you buy that.

Y/n: Just a chance.

Belle: Give it.

Belle scratches off the ticket and you see three pog faces in a row.

Belle:..........We...Won!.

You see the card and see that you in fact did win.

Y/n: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, WE WON! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COME HERE!.

Without thinking you grab Belle and kiss her making her face bright red and then you stop after realizing.

Y/n:...Sorry!.

Belle:...

Y/n: Well, we can pay off the debt...or go on a crazy shopping spree-

Belle: Y/n...we are paying off the debt...don't you dare spend a cent of that money.

Y/n: We won a million coins, we can buy something right?.

Belle: I guess...just make sure you pay off the debt.

You were gone and immediately went on a giant shopping spree.

Timeskip...

You are now at Peach's castle partying.

Belle: What the hell is all this!.

Y/n: Oh hey Belle, what's up?.

Belle: Did you pay off the debt?.

Y/n: No, but I got a few cool things, like this new tv for Peach, a thousand ducks for Tari, a real gun for Meggy, a truck full of spaghetti for Mario, and this cool shark.

Belle sees a blue shark wearing a blue suit with a black shirt and blue tie, blue suit pants and dress shoes along with a tail and human legs sitting with you.

Chomper: Sup.

Belle: How much money do we have left?.

Y/n: Let me check, a total of 3 dollars and 84 cents :).

Belle: WHAT!.

Y/n: Relax Belle...hey you want another kiss?.

Belle grabs you by the throat.

Belle: WHAT DID I SAY!.

Y/n: To not go on a shopping spree.

Belle: AND WHAT DID YOU DO!.

Y/n: Went on a shopping spree.

A limo pulls up to the castle.

Belle: Oh no...

Milton: Where's my money?.

Everyone else was running into another room.

Belle:...Um...we don't have it.

Milton:...That's a shame....I swear I told you to have that money by five on the clock and well...I'll take the castle-

Belle: Wait, take everything you own from the lottery to make up for the payment. We don't need it!.

Milton looks around and smirks he snaps his fingers and men in suits start taking everything away including the tv, all of Tari's ducks, and the spaghetti truck.

Belle: There, you happy?.

Milton: That's not everything...you bought a shark and named him "Chomper." where is he?.

Belle turns and you were pushing Chomper and his tank into the basement.

Y/n: You can't take him, he's my friend!.

Belle: Y/n, hand me the shark!.

Y/n: NO, HE'S MY FRIEND!. PLUS HE CAN DO MY TAXES!. 

Meggy: He also can do tricks.

Tari: He even cooks.

Milton: Give me the shark.

Two men throw you into the wall and take Chomper out of the fish tank but he bites on in the hand and goes over to you.

Man: He bit my finger!.

Chomper was seeing red and chomping at the bit at anyone who would even try to get to you.

Milton: Someone stop that stupid shark-AAAAAAAH!.

Chomper bites Milton in the leg and he screams like a girl.

Y/n: Let him stay or he'll rip off your entire leg.

Belle: Y/N!. HE CAN SUE US!.

Chomper: I'm gonna do it!.

Milton: Alright...I'll take the shark off but everything else goes with me.

Chomper bites down on his leg making him squeal.

Milton: ALRIGHT THE DEALS OFF, JUST GET THIS BASTARD OFF OF ME!.

You pull Chomper off of him and he gets back into his limo.

Mario: That shark is a coo coo crazy.

Saiko: I think that was cool.

Tari: So can I keep my ducks?.

Y/n: Of course Tari-

Tari pecks you on the cheek making the other girls glare a bit and she runs to her room and leaps into the duck pile.

Meggy: I'm going to try out my new gun.

Bob: You didn't get anything for me?. 

Y/n: No.

Bob: I'm the greatest friend you've ever had.

Y/n: more like the most annoying.