You grab Chomper by the suit.

Y/n: I NEED THAT SANDWICH.

Chomper: No.

Y/n: As your owner, I would like the recipe.

Chomper: Bite my shiny blue tail-OW!.

Belle stomps on Chomper's tail.

Chomper: It's just a sandwich.

Meggy: It's the best sandwich I've ever tasted. Now Give Us The Recipe.

Chomper: I can't do that.

Belle: Why?.

Chomper: Because It was a special made sandwich back in the navy during the war-

Y/n: Who gives a shit about the war.

Chomper: YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!.

Everyone backs away slowly.

Chomper: Sorry...It was very hard for me to deal with.

Mario: So can we get the sandwich-

Chomper smacks Mario so hard with his tail that Mario goes flying through the wall.

Y/n: Can we at least get the recipe so we can make it ourselves.

Chomper:...I'm sorry, but that's a no.

Meggy: Um guys...

You all look out the window.

Ivy: Where is he!.

Y/n: Oh yeah I forgot about telling her all that stuff on the phone-

Chomper: That was ten minutes ago!.

Y/n: Well give us the recipe and I'll call her off.

Chomper: NO!-

The door bangs loudly.

Ivy: Chompy, I know you are in there!.

Chomper:....

Y/n: So how's about it?.

The door bangs louder and louder.

Y/n: Five seconds and I'm opening this door.

Chomper shakes his head and you don't even have to open the door as Ivy kicks it down and tackles Chomper into his tank.

Belle: How's about that sandwich-

Chomper crawls out of the tank.

Chomper: No-

Ivy drags Chomper back into the tank and Chomper crawls out again.

Chomper: If I give you it will you please get her off of me.

Y/n:...Sure.

Ivy pulls out a Glock.

Ivy: I dare you to take him away from me!.

Y/n: Hang on.

You take the list from Chomper's suit pocket.

Y/n: Mhmm, Okay, You two can continue wrestling now-

Chomper: WHAT!.

Ivy: YAY!.

Y/n: Guys I got it!

Chomper: You son of a-

Ivy drags Chomper back into the tank and gets him into a choke hold while you and the others leave the castle to find the ingredients for Chomper's sandwich. You head to the local Milton Mall and grab a shopping cart.

Y/n: Okay there's four of us and two carts, let's see who can get their half of the ingredients faster.

Belle: Me and Meggy vs. You and Mario.

Mario: That's not fair, Y/n's a girl.

Meggy: If, no when we win Y/n, you have to give us a kiss.

Y/n: And if we win?.

Belle: Let's say there will be a present for you-

Y/n: But it's not my birthday...actually I don't remember-

Belle and Meggy get into a car and run down the aisle and you do the same with Mario following behind.

Y/n: Okay Mario, our half of the list is lettuce, cheese, and spaghetti?.

You see Spaghetti drawn in with a red crayon and look at Mario who's holding a red crayon.

Mario: PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS-

You sigh and find the spaghetti putting it in the cart.

Mario: More.

You put some more in.

Mario: More.

You put more into the cart.

Mario: MORE!!!!-

You soon walk out of the store with a full cart full of spaghetti and none of the other items.

Y/n: I'm gonna kill you in your sleep, that was all the money left over from the lottery...now I'm broke again.

Mario: But you made a friend happy and that's good right-

Belle: Hey boys.

Belle and Meggy were standing by the car with their items.

Y/n: We didn't get everything because someone-

Meggy: We got that for you Y/n but no aren't you forgetting something.

You sigh and pucker your lips but Meggy puts a hand in front of you face.

Meggy: Not now...at a time of our choosing.

Y/n:....Oh................FUUUUUUUUUUU-

You all return to the castle and start making the sandwich.

Chomper: The hell are you guys doing?.

Meggy: Look what we made.

Chomper has a blank expression as you all show him the sandwich.

Y/n: This one will be even better than yours.

Chomper: I should warn you-

Y/n: I'm gonna take the first bite.

Mario: Okay.

You take a bite and start to tear up.

Y/n: GET ME SOME WATER!.

Meggy: Why.

Y/n: I just bit into a goddamn ghost pepper- GET ME SOME WATER!!!.

Mario tries a bite and steam comes out of his ears.

Mario: Needs one more thing.

Mario puts some spaghetti on it and then takes a bite and he goes down on the ground.

Meggy: It can't be that bad.

Meggy takes a bite and her eyes turn red.

Belle:.....I'm gonna let you all have the sandwich.

Y/n: GET ME SOME GODDAMN WATER!. 

Chomper claps slowly and starts wheezing.

Y/n: WHAT DO YOU EAT!.

Chomper: That wasn't the list...

Everyone: WHAT!.

Chomper: That list you grabbed...was the shopping list, Peach wanted me to go out this time and so I was going to after I made myself some lunch, then you all came in and took the list away after having my crazy girlfriend come in here and choke me out-

Ivy: Crazy?.

Chomper: In a good way.

Meggy: So what was on the shopping list.

Chomper: Uh...let's see, Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Mustard, Pickles-

Belle: So normal stuff-

Chomper: Hot sauce, chili, ghost peppers, whip cream, milk, coffee, pink lemonade, doritos, nachos, ice cream, fish....shark?.

You vomit on the grow and Mario runs around covering his mouth until he vomits out the window, Meggy vomits as well but it gets on your clothes making you vomit again.

Belle: Well it's a good thing I didn't have any.

you all hear munching.

Chomper: IVY NO!.

Ivy takes a bite of the sandwich and feels fine.

Ivy: Hey can I get another one of these?.

Chomper:...Uh sure Ivy.

Ivy then covers her mouth and shoves Chomper aside and vomits into-

Chomper: NOT THE TANK!. NO!. I LIVE IN THAT!.

Ivy: Where was I supposed to puke!?.

Chomper: The bathroom, the floor, the carpet, the windows, the walls, ANYWHERE BUT MY FUCKING TANK-

Ivy: Well I buy you a new one.

Chomper:....Really?.

Y/n: CAN I GET SOME FUCKING WATER!.

Ivy: Sure, and maybe you can do a little something for me afterward.

Y/n: I NEED WATER!.

Ivy and Chomper leave the castle and you are left on the ground.

Mario: Remind me to break those two up at some point.