You were chilling at the castle trying to find something to watch on the giant new flatscreen Peach had bought, you were told that you can watch it, but if you break it, you'll have your kneecaps busted.

Y/n: Wonder what's on TV today.

You turn on the tv and it shows the news.

Tim Ticker: And tonight's top story...Why can't I get any love?.

You change the channel.

Tonight on baby fights...you'll see babies Jason and Fred go head to head in a SLEEPING CONTEST.

You change the channel again.

Donkey Kong: Come on down to DK's banana bar, where we have banana shakes, smoothies, and even a 20-foot banana bazooka blast!

Y/n: I hate bananas!.

You change the channel again and hear yelling from the other room.

SMG4: Mario stop it!.

Mario: NO, HE CHEATED!

Bob: Sucks to suck lol.

Tari: Guys please stop.

Luigi: Can't we all be friends.

Saiko: Fight Fight Fight Fight!.

Meggy: Everyone stop fighting!.

Melony was asleep on the couch next to you and you sigh and get up and go into the other room.

Y/n: What is going on?.

You see the others were playing Mario Party and Bob has one more star than Mario.

Mario: HE CHEATED!!!.

Bob: Get better lol.

Meggy: Mario stop getting so angry, you two weren't even close to first place.

You see Tari was in first place and Belle was second with Bob having one star and Mario having a great amount of 0.

Mario: He cheated!.

Bob: I used a boo to steal a star from you.

Boopkins: Guys stop, we'll wake up melony.

Everyone starts trying to get Mario to calm down but everyone ends up fighting beside you and they all start punching and kicking each other until Mario kicks Chub Chub through Peach's new TV.

Y/n:....OH FUCK!!!.

Meggy: Mario look what you did!.

Saiko: You ruined the new tv!.

Bob: How am I supposed to watch anime now.

Y/n: WHO CARES ABOUT ANIME, IF PEACH GETS HOME AND SEES HER NEW TV IS DESTROYED MY KNEECAPS ARE GOING TO GET CAPPED!.

Bob: Go buy a new TV lol-

Y/n: I don't have any money!.

Luigi: Well you could always try getting a job.

Y/n: Too much work.

Bob: Bro, just ask people on the street for some cash.

Y/n: I'm not going that low.

Tari: If you hurry to Fast-Mall there's a sale on TVs for free but it expires in the next ten minutes.

Y/n: I can't get there that fast.

Belle: I can, come on, I need to get out of the castle for a bit anyway.

You and Belle get into her car and head over to Fast-Mall.

You run into the store knocking over a Koopa Troopa in a wheelchair and run towards the giant flatscreens.

Y/n: There's one left, thank you Jesus!-

You go to grab the tv but someone grabs it before you.

Y/n: Hey!.

Bowser: Hey Y/n, what's up :D.

Y/n: Bowser, can I have that tv?.

Bowser: Sorry, Bowser Jr wanted a new tv and so I'm taking this back.

Y/n: Please Bowser, I need it, or Peach is going to break my kneecaps.

Bowser: No can do, but I found this tv here on sale.

Y/n: Bowser please, I need that tv.

Bowser: Sorry the big one is mine, but you can have the small one :).

Belle: Y/n let's just take it and go-

Y/n: Belle if I don't get the tv that Peach has, she's gonna-

Belle: Go throw me if she's wanting to hurt you.

Y/n:...You'd do that for me?.

Belle: Of course.

You give Belle a hug and she blushes for only a second but then stops.

Belle: Let go, please.

Y/n: Sorry, I'll take the tv Bowser.

Bowser hands you the small tv and flies through the roof of the store with the big tv.

Bowser: FINALLY, I CAN BE A GOOD DAD!.

You and Belle leave the store but then the alarm goes off.

Y/n: Wait what?.

Clerk: Sorry but you'll need to pay for that.

Y/n: Why?.

Clerk: You just missed the free window, the time for all things to be free stopped two seconds ago.

Y/n: But I don't have any money.

Clerk: Then put it back and leave the store.

Belle: How much is this old thing anyway?.

Clerk: 200,000 coins.

Belle: WHAT, THAT'S A SCAM!.

Clerk: Well put it back and leave!.

Y/n: Fine I'll just put it back- Skwoah!.

You sprint out of the store with the tv.

Belle: Y/N!.

Clerk: OI, STOP RIGHT THERE!.

Y/n: What you gonna do, send the police after me-

You stop dead in your tracks as Donkey Kong wearing a police hat was in front of you.

Y/n:...LOOK, PAULINE IS RIGHT OVER THERE!.

DK turns around and you kick him right in the dong and get into Belle's car.

Belle: Y/N! YOU CAN'T DRIVE!.

Y/n: I'm an adult!.

Belle: But you failed the test 5493850389684958989038694586083175829584752850862750273825 times!.

You start the car and do a drift as you grab Belle and drive away from the store.

Belle: ARE YOU CRAZY!.

Y/n: Yes.

Belle: Now we are going to go to prison!.

Y/n: For stealing this tv?. Please we'll get like a day, two days tops.

You hear sirens and see the dong is back and he's on a motorcycle.

Y/n: OH SHIT!.

Belle: Just pull over!.

Y/n: Never!.

You and Belle start fighting over the wheel and you both crash into a tree. You were laying on top of Belle who was blushing at the position you were in and you crawl out of the car only to be met with an angry Donkey Kong.

Y/n:...You want a banana?.