You all were sitting around bored out of your minds, trying to think of something to do.

Mario: Can you change the channel?.

Meggy was too lazy to reach over and grab the remote next to her.

Meggy: Sorry Red...it's too far away.

Saiko: Can someone turn down the volume?.

Tari: You do it Archibald.

The duck doesn't move at all.

Y/n: There's got to be something we can do?.

Chomper reaches into his fish tank and pulls out a game.

Saiko: The hell is that?.

Chomper: A board game I made :).

SMG4: Well we have nothing better to do...I'm down to play it.

Tari: Ooh me as well.

Luigi: I will as well.

Everyone starts joining and you sit down beside Chomper.

Chomper: Okay, I'll go first.

Chomper rolls a three and picks up a card.

Chomper: Snacks!.

A giant bag is placed by Chomer who starts eating the snacks.

Y/n: I'll go next.

You roll a four and grab a card.

Y/n: Kiss the player to your left.

You see the player to your left was Tari who blushes and puts her lips together.

Y/n:...Eh...why not.

You smash your lips against Tari's and the others glare as Belle rolls a five and reads her card.

Belle: No way I'm doing that...I want a new card.

Chomper: It's called a dodge, you can choose not to do what that card says but you have to do a sick and twisted dare.

Belle: Deal.

Belle snatches a dare card and reads it.

Belle:...Okay I'll do it.

Belle slowly gets to the kitchen and pulls out some laxatives and puts it in Mario's Spaghetti.

Belle: There...now what?.

Y/n: We wait for him to eat it.

Luigi: I'll go.

Luigi rolls a five as well and picks up a card.

Luigi: Give the person next to you a hug.

Luigi was sitting next to Mario.

Mario: What are you...gay?.

Luigi: Mario those are the rules.

Mario: Mario's not gay.

Mario takes a bite of his Spaghetti and his eyes water.

Mario: This is not okie doki-

Mario locks the door to the bathroom and Meggy rolls a one.

Meggy: Punch the player sitting across from you.

The player sitting across from her was Bob, who gets rekt with an uppercut so hard he flies through the roof of the castle.

Meloney rolls and gets a zero.

Melony: take a nap...YAY!.

Meloney lays down on a pillow quickly falling asleep. 

Chomper: My turn.

He rolls a six and moves his piece six spaces.

Y/n: PFFFFT HAHAHHAHAHA!.

Chomper: What's funny?.

You show him the card.

Chomper:...Fuck.

Belle: What is it?.

Y/n: My sharky friend has to find a date.

Tari: How's that bad?.

Chomper: 1. I'm a shark and 2. I've never been on a date.

Y/n: Well you have one hour to find a date otherwise your tails getting cut off-

Chomper sprints out the door leaving a shark-shaped hole in the middle of it.

Saiko: My turn.

Saiko rolls a five and moves her piece before grabbing a card.

Sakio: punch an officer in the face...easy.

Saiko runs off to find Mr. Monitor and Belle takes another turn rolling a five and picking a card.

Belle: Hmm...date a player of your choosing.

Belle takes a look at look at you and smiles.

Y/n:...I've never been on a date before, guess I can get some practice.

Belle:...We both need the pratice.

Y/n: I'll borrow one of Chomper's suits, He probably won't mind.

Bob: My turn bitches.

Bob rolls and gets a zero.

Bob: What the hell?.

Bob rolls again and gets another zero.

Bob: This game is shit.

Bob picks up two cards.

Bob: TRY to surivive and wild monke attack.

A monke leaps ontop of Bob and starts clawing at him.

Bob: Someone help my sexy ass.

Everyone slowly backs away and leaves bob with the monke.