"Bless us and splash us, precious! We got a request!"

Yes, we did. And, since we are going to handle this properly. So let me do the writing? Thank you.

"But we wantses to write!"

Do you even know what a synonym is?

"Selfish elfses just wantses to hog everything to itself."

Oh, no. I am more than willing to let you have all the fish, and slime, and bats, and orcs.

"Well...yes, precious. It does....but we wantses to write!"

No, I don't think so. 

Now, a synonym is a word that is interchangeable with another word. It does not necessarily mean the exact same thing, but it is close enough to be used in the place of another word. Antonyms are words that mean the opposite.

For example--

"We hates exampleses! Gollum! Gollum!"

Last time you said you loved them....

"No, stupid Smeagol loves exampleses! We hates them, we hates them FOREVEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!"

"We aren't stupid! Why is it so mean to us?"

Annnnnd there they go. On with the examples.

Let's use the word smart.

Some synonyms for "smart" would be intelligent, brilliant, bright, wise, and genius.

Antonyms would be words like stupid, dumb, or foolish. Or, I suppose, you could just use Gollum. But I digress.

"Cruel elf!"

Indeed.

Now, I hope that is helpful. If it isn't, I'm sorry. I'm not giving you any more explanations.

"Good we hateses them! Gollum! Gollum!"

"But we wantses more we loveses them! Cruel elf!"

I just can't please around here. Farewell, Mellonanin.