So y'all

There's a story to this

So, one day my cousin chicken wing (refer to my POV book lmao) 

Said he wanted to watch Batman VS Superman starring Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill

My aunt said he couldn't watch it unless I was beside him

So I reluctantly agreed to watch it with him. 

I wasnt really watching as I was on wattpad probably reading some corny kth Mafia ff and so half of the movie rolled by without me really noticing

Then, my phone died. 

I had to watch the movie as my phone charged and I started to realise that the man on screen, 

Batman

Was also

✨Bat Daddy✨

So I had my cousin rewind the whole half of the movie for me to rewatch :D

That crush soon fizzled out when my cousin began writing Ben affleck and shit all over my stuff and saying his name all the time

I wish that wasn't real but yes it is

So, the question still stands. 

Would I smash Ben Affleck, or would I pass?

Hell yeah I would Beh Beh💋