"ALRIGHT SMASHERS! PLEASE CALMLY ABOARD THE TOUR BUS NOW!"

Master Hand shouted. The handful of Hylians that were in the large group groaning quietly... their ears bleeding... ow.

"EVERYONE THAT HAS COMEDIC VALUE GO TO THE TOP OF THE TOUR BUS!" Roy shouted, running up to the upper deck of the bus that was outside.

After a few minutes, the 50+ characters were all seated on the bus.  Which was weird, actually. Some of the characters were gigantic. Like there were some big bitches on the bus.

"Marth, did you pack sunscreen?" Ike asked. already fanning himself. Him, Marth, and Roy were seated together, Marth and Ike next to each other and Roy in front of him. The upper-outer deck of the bus already gifting them of the scorching sun.

"Of course I do, hun," Marth said, fishing in his backpack to find a small metal bottle of spray-on sunscreen. Ike gladly took it, spraying himself quickly. He snuck a cold spray down the back of Roy's shirt.

Roy screeched.

Master Hand, who was up on the top deck with them, spoke in the subtle microphone next to him.

"To the three gays-- guys in the back of the bus, please quiet down..."

"I didn't know that he didn't just talk in all-caps," Daisy whispered to Corrin(male).

"Me neither... it's like the coffee shop that was down the road from the mansion... we didn't know  that not all of their drinks had actual beans in it."

"I miss that place..."

"Let's go home, dude." Corrin suggested.

"YES--"

"ALRIGHT! EVERYONE, PLEASE SIT DOWN AS THE BUS IS STARTING TO MOVE. I REPEAT, SIT. DOWN."

Everyone slumped down in their seat. Roy got his green disposable camera out as Marth took out his phone that Peach got him on his birthday.

"Hand guy, are you gonna be the tour guide?" Dark Pit asked. Lucina sat next to him eating her Katsu Chicken.

"YES. YES I AM."

"Are you Hawaiian or sumthin? How do you know the places?" Pit asked.

"DO I LOOK LIKE A HAWAIIAN HAND TO YOU, BOY?"

...

"I dunno."

"I have a tour guide. I got one when we were getting off the plane."

"Oh ok dad."

The bus started moving, making its way down the perfectly paved road. Marth started taking pictures of the sky and palm trees as Roy took pictures of his feet.

"SO OVER HERE WE HAVE THE COMMUNITY CENTER, WHICH AS YOU CAN SEE IS FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN OURS AT HOME."

"Heh, we had a homeless man living there for more than a year."

"THIS CENTER IS USED FOR LUAU'S, WHICH WE WILL BE GOING TO TOMORROW NIGHT."

Zelda, asked Palutena, who sat next to her,

"Don't we need like outfits for that?"

"Duh, we don't go naked."

"Nonono, I mean like... (Lets all go shopping) idk."

"YES."

~~~

Oh look, we're shopping now.

Peach grabbed Daisy's arm before she started running to one of the many clothing racks in the store.

"Should I go in a pink?" Peach asked.

"Is that even a question?....... ALL OF THESE ARE PINK!"

"But like, what?? A pastel pink or a warm pink?"

"Warm pink." Marth said, walking up to them.

Peach tossed a warm pink summer dress in her cart as they went to where all the oranges were. Fruit? No sweetie.

"I'm guessing you're not gonna do a dress, Daisy... how about a romper?"

"Sure."

"Alrighty. How about this one?"

"Ooh, Roy would love that." Marth said from the background.

"The hell."

"Marth, we do not speak that name when I am around."

"The biggest of brats shown in both of you, you guys are fighting over nothing."

"I'm just gonna take the romper..."

"Yes, it IS something."

"Yeah, Yeah."

Meanwhile with Palutena and Lucina

"This screams lesbian energy and I like it." Palutena said holding up a white dress with little embroideries on the bottom.

"Yo that's what the readers say about us. No homo tho."

"(Yes homo) yeah lol."

Palutena tucked the dress under her arm as she and Lucina made their way over to the shoes.

"I want simple sandles.... but not too simple. Like a tan brown."

"That's like, all the shoes here, Pat."

"Alright... then these ones. Now lets go pick something out for you."

"But like you think I should say something, Sam??? Like, we can't just not talk to each other."

"Mhm...." Sam said, a bit of annoyance tinting her voice.

"And like, besides, we don't have to be in love... we can just be friends."

"Uhuh..."

"Sam, I need help—"

"Listen."

Zelda dropped dead quiet, staring up at Samus.

"You have been talking about this boy for over SEVEN. MONTHS. I'm gonna give you a couple of options, either talk to him, forget him, or I swear to god don't come to me about it, alright?! So let's actually bond and shop, please."

Zelda barely nodded.

I have been obsessing over this for too long...

"What do you think of this?"

I really should just talk to him...

Or...

Or not?

"ZEL!"

"Huh?"

Samus looked way more than disappointed. Zelda's eyes widened a bit.

"Sam—"

Samus only scoffed before walking off, leaving Zelda by herself.

She stood there.

And she hated this.

"Zelda?"

"Huh... Pit?"

Pit looked up at her, a curious but knowingly look on his face.

"You wanna talk?" Pit asked.

"Y-Yes? Yes."

~~~

"Pit, no offense, but I don't think you're the right person to talk to right now."

"Don't worry, I would always have talks with Palutena about Lu- stuff. I'm experienced."

The two sat on a bench outside of the store, even there, the view was pretty nice.

"Pit what do I do."

"About Link, I'm guessing?"

"Yes."

"Honestly, princess, just talk to him. Most breakups, the main goal is to forget, but if the lingering question of if you should speak to one another is there, then you should, only if it isn't unhealthy or toxic."

"But it did in the end. But I know he's not like that..."

"You don't have to fall in love again."

"But that the thing..."

"Hm??"

"I want to."

Pit pondered for a moment of what he should say.

"Just say hi."

Zelda nodded.

"You should go in and pick your outfit, Zelda."

"I should. Thanks, Pit."

"No problem."