"Psst... Lucina!" 

     "Mmm..." Lucina stirred in  her sleep. She slowly fluttered her eyes open. Her alarm read 4:45 AM. "What?!" She turned to the door, but instead, was greeted by Palutena looming over her.

    "AH-" Palutena quickly covered her mouth.

     "You'll wake everyone up!"

     "What's going on?!"

     "We're going to Party City- and yes. It's open."

     "Why?"

     "I forgot that today was Pit's birthday.." Palutena scratched her head.

     "Ah crap."

     "I know. Now go get some sweats on, or something. We're going right now."

      Lucina quickly changed, and the two silently walked out of the room. Palutena grabbed her wallet from the dining table. Before they could take another step, they heard someone say,

     "Where are you two going?" The two turned around to see Ike, Shulk,Roy, and Link sitting on the couch.

      "What the hell are you guys doing at this time?!" Lucina whisper yelled.

      "Same with you!" Link said.

         "We're going to Party City to get stuff for Pit's birthday."

      "I WANNA COME!"

      "Shulk!! Quiet!!" Palutena shushed him.

     "Sorry.. Can we come?" Shulk asked again.

     "Fine, fine. Pat, we're taking your car."

~~

      The group of six parked in the parking lot of Party City, and then exited the car. They walked into the store, being greeted by the sound of workers blowing up balloons.

      "Ooh let's get balloons!!" Link exclaimed.

      "Calm down, we'll get them when we're done finding the other stuff."

      The group walked around, slowly finding and grabbing the items they needed: party hats, table cloths, streamers, confetti poppers, cups, etc... 

      "Hey guys.." Shulk said. "What are some life lessons?"

      "Don't leave Sayori hanging." Said Lucina.

     "Don't marry Eliza and then hit on other women." Palutena stated.

     "Don't let Google track you." Link muttered.

     "Thanks guys!"

      The group finished up going around the store, and made their way to where the balloons were. They looked at the packs of balloons, wondering which colors to get. Ike examined the colors of the things they already got, gold, white, and blue. He then turned to the balloons, and grabbed three packs of gold, blue, and white. "These ones."

     The group then made their way to the cash register. Since they were close to being the only ones there, there was no line. They walked the the cashier, and Palutena started emptying the contents onto the table. She then stuck her hand into the bag where they carried the stuff, and then took something out. It wasn't something that she had picked out. It was a rubber chicken. She glared at Roy .

     "...." Palutena finally exploded. "SERIOUSLY, ROY?!"

      "YOU CAN'T TRY TO SMUGGLE SOMETHING FOR ONE DAY?!" Ike added.

      The two continued to yell at Roy, while Link, Shulk, and Lucina just smiled nervously at the cashier. 

      "That'll... That'll be $35 dollars.." The cashier said, uncomfortable with the two still yelling. Lucina gave her her credit card, and finished paying for it.

     They took the bag from Palutena without her noticing it, and put the items back in the bag.

     "Ike, Pat, get your shit together, we're going." Lucina said coldly, the second she spoke, the two silenced themselves, and they, plus Roy, followed the others.

      They listened to the Mulan soundtrack on the way home, and while listening to 'Be a Man', Roy said.

     "Oh, they say 'with all the force of a great typhoon'?"

     "Yah."  

     "Oh, I thought they said 'with all the force of a great Thai food."

~~

     The group entered the house to see everyone sitting at the dining table. 

      "Hey guys! We were just talking about Mario!" Zelda happily said.

      "Yeah?" Lucina walked over. "Yeah, he's always like, 'whatup bitch, I gotta 1up bitch..."

      "Yeah, yeah.. Uh, Robin, Marth, and Link, could I talk to you?"

~~

     "So, you want us to keep Pit out of the house for the day?"

     "Yes. But I'll text you guys when to take him back." Palutena said.

      "Alright.." Robin, Link, and Marth walked out to the dining room to get Pit.

~~

      "What are we doing at the mall?" Pit asked.

       "We wanted to... just go! OH MY GOD THE PRETZEL STAND IS OPEN!" Marth ran to the pretzel stand.

      "Ugh, c'mon guys.." Link muttered.

      The group bought pretzels and were on their way.

      "Can I hear about your guys' love life?" Pit asked bluntly.

       Link and Robin both seemed to get uncomfortable while Marth looked at them expectantly.

      "Link! How's Zelda?" Pit asked.

      "Wh-who said that sh-she was my love life?" Link asked while scratching his head.

      "UM, SHALL I REMIND YOU OF THAT ENTIRE DATE WE SET UP FOR YOU LEGALLY BLONDES?! FOR FREE?!" Marth yelled.

      "Okay, okay! She's.. fine? I mean, I guess, we've been more comfortable with each other? Like..."

      "Are you guys more, touchy?"

      "WHA-AH, ROBIN, YOU TALK!"

     "Lucina's fine."

      "TELL US MORE!" The others said.

      "Well... We haven't really, done anything together lately.."

     "No, no! You guys hung out in your room last night-"

     "WE JUST HUNG OUT THAT'S IT I SWEAR!" 

     "Uh, god dayum! Aight! Calm yoself! I wonder how the others are doing at the house..."

      ~~

      "HURRY UP WITH THE STREAMERS, IKE! ZELDA HOW'S THE FOOD? GOOD." Palutena started panicking, breathing heavily.

      "Pat, calm down! We'll get this done pretty soon!" Lucina said, resting her hand on Palutena's shoulder. Palutena slowly calmed down, comforted by Lucina's voice.

     "Okay... okay." Palutena said quietly. Lucina smiled at her, causing Pat to smile back.

~~

     "Hey! Lets get back to the house." Marth said after reading a text on his phone.

      "But I wanna go to Hollister!!" Pit whined.

       "NO, WE'RE GOING NOW. GET YOUR GAY ASSES OUT OF THE MALL AND TO THE CAR."

      "God, Marth, you're acting like you're on your period.."

      The group walked out of the mall and made their way to the car. They then started driving back to the house. After 15 minutes, they finally pulled up into the driveway, and got out of the car.

     They walked up to the front door.

     Robin took out his eyes keys and unlocked the door.

      Link then opned the door.

      They opened the door to see the house decorated, with Oliver wearing angel wings.

      Palutena stood in front of everyone in the house, holding out a small, red present.

      Then, everyone said,

       "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIT!!"