"Heeey Pat!" Lucina said as she walked into the goddess' room.

     "Heeey Lucy Loo!" Pat called back.

      Lucina walked over to Palutena who sat on her bed. Lucina laid down next to her, asking, "Whatcha doin?"

     "Updating my story."

     "On Snapchat?"

     "No, like writing a new part for my story."

     "... This is getting meta..."

      "I know, right?"

       The girls continued in silence before they heard stomping footsteps outside the door.

     "COME ON GUYS!"

      The two went out, along with everyone else."

     "Where are we goin?" Shulk asked.

     "To get groceries." Marth answered.

     "Why?" 

     "Because, we used the rest of our 'actual' food for Zelda and Link's date- I mean, 'dinner', and all we have is juice, sauces and Chex Mix."

     "LETS LIVE OFF CHEX MIX!" Lucina yelled.

     "No, we are getting groceries. Everyone in the vehicle, Ike, you drive."

     "Like the usual..." Ike muttered.

~~

     The group just got back from the grocery shopping, and pulled up in the driveway. They piled out of the car, before Samus looked to the front door.

     "Uuuh, who left the door open?"

     Everyone turned their heads to Peach.

     "What?! I didn't know that we need to lock the door!"

     "Peach, if we leave the door open or even unlocked, we could get robbed." Lucina declared.

     "Hey what's that?" Pit asked, pointing towards the door.

     The group turned their heads back to the door, to see several raccoons in the doorway.

     "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Peach, Marth, Pit, and Roy screamed.

     "SEE?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, PEACH!"
 
     "I DIDN'T KNOW!!!"

     They rushed to the front door, and immediately, Link grabbed a broom at the side of the door and shooed the raccoons away. There were a couple of shrieks, but nothing too bad...

     "Why do you need the sword, Link? You could just use the broom!" Roy exclaimed.

     "I make anything work." Link boasted.

     "Oh my god there's more." Daisy said. 

     They looked back in the house to see ANOTHER RACCOON scurry into Palutena's room.

     Palutena froze. "GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!"

     "I'LL GET IT FOR YOU, LADY PALUTENA!!!!" Pit rushed to her room, but immediately let out a huge scream and fell back, leaning against the room.

    "WHAT WHAT WHAT??" 

     Everyone ran to Palutena's room.

     "UUUUAAAAAHHHH!"

     Inside the room was the raccoon, chowing down on a dead animal (ew).

     Lucina held her stomach.

    Marth continued to scream.

    Pit tried to walk up to the raccoon, but stayed where he was.

     "OKAY, EVERYONE GO TO THE LIVING ROOM," Ike started.

     "WAIT WHERE'S OLIVER?!" Lucina ran to her room in search of the dog.

     "Is he in there?" Ike called.

     "Yeah, he's fine."

     "Okay."

     The group proceeded to the living room while Ike got the raccoon out and started to clean up the massacre. About 30 minutes passed by, before Ike came out to the living room. He turned to Lucina and Palutena, who sat next to each other.

    "Okay, Palutena, your not gonna stay in your room tonight."

     "Understandable." Pat answered.

     "Yeah, 'cause I can't clean it all the way... I think some remains remain."

     "Luci, I'm staying in your room."

    "Okay."

     "No, Luc, I don't want you in your room, either."

     "Why?" She asked.

     "Because your room is extremely close to Palutena's room, and I don't think that's safe."

     "Again, understandable."

     "Luc, you could stay in my room." Robin called from across the couch.

     "NO!" Marth screamed.

     "Why not?"

     "I don't you two alone. In your room. At night." Marth sat up. "WE DO NOT NEED MORGAN YET."

     "What?"

     "Nothing."

     The group bickered for the next few minutes, before they concluded that Luci and Pat would just sleep in the living room. The rest of the day went somewhat normal, but with a bit of tension. But soon enough, night rolled around, and Palutena and Lucina were laying on the couch in the living room. 

     Lucina watched Adventure Time while Palutena updated her story.

     "So.." Palutena started, not looking up from her computer. "Whats up?"

     "Ah, nothing. But Robin and I were gonna go by Pit's birthday present tomorrow.

     Palutena cringed a little bit by the mention of Robin. "Ah, I forgot Pit's birthday is coming up.."

    "Yup." Lucina stayed silent for a bit, until she sat up and said, "But the funniest thing happened that I forgot to mention."

     "What?"

    "So me, Daisy, and Dark Pit went to get some stuff at the Delfino Plaza, and someone asked us if we were just the edgy versions of Pit, Marth, and Peach."

     Palutena smirked. "You weren't offended?"

    "No, it was funny!"

     Palutena smiled, before she sniffed, and remarked, "Ugh, it smells.."

    Lucina sniffed the air. "Oh god it does.."

    "I think its getting worse..."

     A couple minutes passed before everyone got out of their rooms, all commenting about the smell.

    "Okay, I just called someone to help, and they said they'll be here in the morning." Ike said.

    "WHAT?!"
 
    "Yeah, and he said if the smell is that bad, then we should get out of the house."

     "CAN WE SLEEP IN THE RV?!" Daisy asked.

     "YEAH!" Everyone said.

     "Okay.." Ike started. "But, if it isn't dealt with before the day after tomorrow, we're finding a motel or something."

     "YEEAAHHH!" Everyone fistbumped the air.

     Ike stood in the kitchen, dialing someone on his phone.

     They picked up.

      Ike started to speak, "Uh, hi... Can we get, uh, three rooms in your motel?"