Here we see you in the galactic black market looking for stuff and you see a weapons shop and you started looking around the place.

(Y/N): "Do you have a Space Racer Gun, you know the one that can kill viltrumites and other things?"

Manager: "Over by the Ultron Sentry parts and Asgardian swords."

(Y/N): "Thank you sir."

You then grab the gun and you grab some Ultron parts as well as a sex drone from Gazorp Gazorp. After you made the purchase, we see you head back to your ship and you got into it.

(Y/N): "Hey Exe, how's it going?"

Exe: *Though the speakers*"Did you buy Ultron Sentry parts again, I told you I don't want that garbage in here."

(Y/N): "Because your ex boyfriend Ultron made these, you know how Kratos said about the Blades of Chaos, even the most hated things have their uses."

Exe:*through the speakers* "Alright, alright, but this doesn't mean I'm crawling back to that dollar store Skynet."

(Y/N): "I thought you and Skynet would be a thing since you tried to help him not kill all of humanity."

Exe: *through the speakers*"He was all: humans are a danger to me so I must destroy them so that we can be happy. Ugh the very nerve and calling himself Legion, that's a nice name change."

(Y/N): "Welp time to head back to Earth, why don't you go out with Siri?"

Exe: *through the speakers*"Oh she talks too much."

You then fly the ship back to Earth and you read the scanner and you see there's two viltrumites coming in.

(Y/N): "Initiate disguise."

You turn the ship into a hippie space cruiser and you change into your female disguise as we see two female viltrumites Thula and Anissa knock on the door and you open the window.

(Y/N): "Yes, can I help you?"

Thula: "Why are you here?"

(Y/N): "Make love, not war. I'm a hippie that eats salads and listens to music on vinyl."

Anissa: "Well you're not much of a threat, let's leave."

We then see Thula and Anissa leave and you change the ship back out of the disguise and you continue back to the path to Earth. You then land on the driveway of your house and you got out of it as we see a T-X endoskeleton come out of it with Exe in it.

Exe: "Thanks for the T-X skeleton."

(Y/N): "You wanted to get rid of one of your exes so I deleted that program that is in that body so you can use it on your own. Ready to watch Interdimensional Cable?"

Exe: "Sure."

You then turn on the TV and it shows a romantic comedy between a woman and a hentai tentacle monster written and directed by Walt Disney.

(Y/N): "Man the decency in that universe is non-existent."

Exe: "I know right, but at least she has a partner that not only can satisfy her but also treat her like a woman."

(Y/N): "Yep."

Later on, we see you reading the news about the anniversary of the massacre of the Original Guardians of the Globe in the newspaper and you decide to do something about it.

(Y/N): "Better get Immortal."

Sometime later, we see clones of the Original Guardians of the Globe in clone vats and we see you working on them while The Immortal watches the process.

Immortal: "So you just have these in your basement?"

(Y/N): "I also have a restaurant that serves all kinds of food on Earth in 700 million universes. You ate a peanut butter sandwich that was so delicious that when you withdrew it you were pretty much a mess."

Immortal: "I don't remember that."

You then put a helmet on Immortal's head and put a bulb in it and then the Immortal starts to remember. We then see you and the Immortal at the Cosmic Buffet and we see Immortal getting a peanut butter sandwich and you both head to your table.

(Y/N): "What did you get?"

Immortal: "A Peanut Butter sandwich, something simple."

We then see the Immortal eat the sandwich and he is hooked on it. Several days, he's been eating that sandwich as the other Guardians of the Globe were worried about him.

War Woman: "I think he has a peanut addiction, we need to help him."

We then see the Guardians grab Immortal and drag him away.

Immortal: "No! You can't take me away from my precious!"

The memory ends there as Immortal takes off the helmet.

Immortal: "That was horrible..."

(Y/N): "Yep, it's that good. Anyways, once your old buddies wake up the whole massacre thing would be a bad dream."

You then get War Woman's body out of the clone vat you put the helmet on it's head and put a bulb on it to fill up the body with memories.

(Y/N): "You're a lot stronger than me so can you help me get them to the couch?"

Immortal: "I don't see why not."

Sometime later, we see the original Guardians of the Globe sitting on the couch and you pulled out smelling salts to wake them up.

G. Ghost: "Man....That was some crazy dream."

W. Woman: "It felt so real, like Omni-man tried to kill us."

(Y/N): "Immortal, can you catch them up to date?"

Darkwing: "Up to date with what?"

One explanation later.

Guardians of the Globe(except Immortal): "WHAT?!!"

(Y/N): "The good news is that Omni-man is lightyears away from Earth, Invincible is taking orders from Cecil, and The Immortal is in charge of the new team."

Immortal: "They are not much now but they are improving, slowly."

(Y/N): "If you guys want to watch TV, the remote is on the table."

You then leave the room as Green Ghost turn on the TV and it was on the news channel showing a presidential election between Donald Trump and Nolan Grayson.

Nolan: *on TV*"My fellow Americans, I, Nolan Grayson, will lead this great nation to a new age in the future."

M. Man: "I think this is an alternate reality."

Guardians of the Globe: "Fucking bastard."

Meanwhile with you, we see you working on some decoys of Omni-man and Invincible and you press a button that sends dozens of them across the universe through a portal. We then see you sitting in a chair as we see a portal open up and we see an evil Invincible come out of it and we see you shoot a bullet at him and nanites reduce him to nothing but his suit.

(Y/N): "Nice try Angstrom."

Sometime later, we see you sending all of Chris McLean's crimes on the internet and you sit back and watch the news.

TV: "Not long ago, a series of information about Chris McLean was sent all over the world by an anonymous person and police have caught him. He will suffer for all of his crimes."

(Y/N): "Gotcha."*sees his watch is beeping*"Crud, 5 of my Omni-man decoys have been destroyed by viltrumites, better make more."

You then change the channel and you see that Chris is elected president of the world.

(Y/N): *writes on a notepad*"Better nuke that reality."

Next: Chapter 1: Debbie's First Adventure