Here we see you, Kitty and Paulina in the living room watching TV and you hear a knock at the door and you answer it and you see Mr. Nimbus.

Mr. Nimbus: "(Y/N)! It is good to see you again, it is I Mr. Nimbus!"

(Y/N): "What's up dude. Right this way."

We see you and Mr. Nimbus on the couch with the girls and both Paulina and Kitty were kinda weirded out on how Mr. Nimbus is dressed.

(Y/N): "Rick didn't show up at your battle?"

Mr. Nimbus: "Yes..."

(Y/N): "He's trying to get his groove back. He's just... going through some personal stuff."

Paulina: "Uh babe, who's the merman?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah girls, meet Mr. Nimbus, Rick's archnemesis. I also have an Arch Nemesis, I just don't want to talk about her."

Mr. Nimbus: "Just like how Rick doesn't talk about me?"

(Y/N): "Pretty much."

Kitty: "So what kind of powers do you have?"

(Y/N): "He controls the police, observe."

You then open up the house and you press the button that instantly calls the police and they arrived to confront Mr. Nimbus.

Police: "Freeze!"

Mr. Nimbus: "Fight."

We then see the police fight each other as you 3 saw them fight each other.

Mr. Nimbus: "Fuck."

We then see the police have sex and make out with each other as the girls were grossed out by this.

Mr. Nimbus: "Flee."

We then see the police make a run for it and drive away as the girls were shocked to see this.

Kitty: "Um how did he-"

(Y/N): "He's Mr. Nimbus, he controls the police."

Mr. Nimbus: "I need something to get my mind off of."

(Y/N): "Can't believe I'm doing this."*to Gwendolyn*"Hey Gwendolyn, what are your thoughts on Mr. Nimbus?"

Gwendolyn: "Well he is sexy, why?"

(Y/N): "You'll see."

Frenchie: Several hours later.

Paulina and Kitty still hear Gwendolyn and Mr. Nimbus going at it while you're watching TV.

Paulina: "It's been hours and they're still doing it."

(Y/N): "He's a good swimmer and according to Beth, and he's a great fucker as well."

Kitty: "And where did you get Gwendolyn?"

(Y/N): "I found her at a space black market store and I converted her from a sex bot to a maid bot, but apparently she still has all of her functions as a sex bot."

We then see Gwendolyn come out of the room and drink a whole bottle of motor oil.

Gwendolyn: "Time for round 81!"

Gwendolyn then heads back into the room and they go back to it again.

Kitty: "And this is why I don't have roommates and why my sister is in jail."

We then see Mr. Nimbus and Gwendolyn come out of the room and Mr. Nimbus was exhausted.

Mr. Nimbus: "(Y/N), I may have control over a lot of things, but her libido is not one of them."

(Y/N): "She programmed herself to have a powerful libido which I told her 500 times to get rid of."

Gwendolyn: "I told you that once a sex bot, always a sex bot."

(Y/N): "Fair enough."

Kitty: *While playing with a yarn ball* "It's so nice to be away from work, between dealing with Dudley and fighting crime. Thank you for providing me with a portal gun so I can come here. You always have the best toys a cat would want."

(Y/N): "I am a cat person after all."

Paulina: " But don't you do these things back home Kitty?"

Kitty: "Well yeah, but (Y/N) has a lot of cooler and better cat toys for me."

Paulina: "I'm gonna guess that Dudley somehow gets into your home and bothers you at the worst times huh?"

Kitty: "Yeah, and get this, when he was put in charge of protecting me from the Chameleon, he blasted me thinking I was him, and trashed my apartment."

Paulina: "Yikes."

(Y/N): "Be right back."

You then make a portal and you head into it and you come out of it with The Chameleon's suit and you set the lock to 4:30 and the wall opens a vault of stolen tech and you throw the suit into the vault and you close the wall and you sit on the couch.

(Y/N): "I stole the Chameleon's suit."

Kitty: "Thanks, so what are you gonna do with it?"

(Y/N): "I'm gonna upgrade it and improve it."

Kitty: "And you're gonna use it?"

(Y/N): "Yep and I bet Chameleon is crying right now."

Meanwhile with the Chameleon, we see him crying in his jail cell.

Back with you and the girls we see Paulina and Kitty talking to each other.

Paulina: "So do you like Dudley or just can't tolerate him?"

Kitty: "Okay that's racist."

Paulina: "What?"

Kitty: "You think I'm a cat and I hate dogs."

(Y/N): "They have their own segregation era apparently."

Paulina: "Oh, uh sorry I didn't mean to."

Kitty: 'It's okay, you didn't know so I forgive you."

Paulina: "Thanks, so how did you meet (Y/N)?"

Kitty: "Oh well that's a great story."

Rocine: *comes into the room*"I'll show you in a clip!"

Rocine then plays a clip of Kitty taking a nap on the couch and we see a portal open and we see you come out of it along with a battle droid and you blast it and push it back as the portal closes.

(Y/N): "Note to self, do not open a portal in the middle of an active battlefield."*sees Kitty*"What's up?"

The clip ends as Paulina turns to Kitty.

Paulina: "He burst into your apartment through a portal and you treat him as your guest?"

Kitty: "Well yeah, I mean I've dealt with weirder stuff before so this was normal to me, that and he's a nice guy, that and he really knows how to make me purr."

(Y/N): "Scratch behind the ears."

You then scratch behind Kitty's ears and she started to purr.

Kitty: *While purring* "Ooh yeah, that's the spot, right there~."

Paulina: *scratches Kitty behind the ears*"Ooo your fur is so soft. What's your secret?"

Kitty: *While purring* "D...double condition, ahhh... this feels so amazing~."

Paulina: *While scratching Kitty behind her ears* "Nobody does this to you back home?"

Kitty: *While purring* "Nope~."

Paulina: *While scratching Kitty behind her ears* "So do you have a boyfriend back home?"

Kitty: "Well I did have a crush on Eric, the cute water delivery guy, super hunky, but..." *sighs* "He..."

(Y/N): "Prefers your sister?"

Kitty: "No, well maybe, I don't know, he's gay."

Paulina: "Ohh... wait is he bi or..."

Kitty: "No, he's not bi, maybe, I'm not really sure."

Paulina: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that."

Kitty: "It's okay, man why are the pretty guys gay?"

(Y/N): "Hey, is that your sister?"

Kitty then sees her sister on TV and she is on a news channel and they're talking about her recent crime.

Kitty: "Oh come on! Typical, people are talking about her and her crimes while they don't even talk about my recent accomplishments."

Paulina: "Guess they just like her cause she's prettier than you."

Kitty: "We're twins!"

(Y/N): "Maybe this will make you feel better."

You then scratch behind Kitty's ears as she purrs and calms down.

Kitty: *Purrs* "Ooh... oh yeah, this feels so much better."

Paulina: "I just don't get why everyone likes her more than you."

(Y/N): "Maybe they like bad girls?"

Kitty: *While purring* "I can be bad too."

(Y/N): *sees the reminder on your watch*"Welp, it's time for your check up at the vet Kitty."

Kitty's eyes shot up as she hid behind Paulina.

Kitty: "Uh yeah I......should go back to work!"

You then grab Kitty by the tail before she runs away.

(Y/N): "Alternate universe or not, you're still a cat. And you're going to the vet."

Kitty: "Noo...! Not the vet, anything but the vet!"

Paulina: "But don't you have doctors in your world?"

Kitty: "Actually they're called Vets and your vets are even worse!"

(Y/N): "You need to take your shots."

You then deploy a cat carrier drone as it grabs Kitty and puts her into the carrier. Later at the Vet, we see Kitty is freaking out.

Paulina: "Kitty relax, it's just a vet. There's nothing to be scared of."

Kitty: "Yeah right, that's what they all say! They have needles, no scratching posts, and they stick the thermometers up your-"

Nurse: "(Y/N), the doctor will see you now."

(Y/N): "Alright, come on Kit, let's go."

Kitty: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Later, in the Vet's office, we see you and Paulina holding down Kitty.

(Y/N): "Alright doc, she's ready."

We then see the Vet pull out a needle and Kitty sees the needle and breaks free and points a blaster at the veterinarian.

Paulina: "Kitty! Relax, it's for your own good."

Kitty: "You're not gonna stick that in me!"

You then push Kitty to the table and we see the vet stick the syringe into her back. Sometime later, we see Kitty shivering in fear and panic after she got her shots.

Paulina: "Come on Kitty, would some tuna make you feel better?"

Kitty: *Pouts a little* "Maybe...."

Paulina: "And some milk to go with it."

Kitty: "Perks up a bit* "Yeah."

Paulina: "Good Kitty."

Later on, we see Kitty on Paulina's lap and she is purring in her sleep as we see you drinking a soda as we see a portal open and a lovecraftian creature roars at you and then you shoot a liquid form a spray bottle to dissolve it to a puddle.

(Y/N): "How's Kitty doing?"

Paulina: "After some tuna and a glass of milk, she has calmed down. I still can't believe they gave her shots in the rear end."

(Y/N): "Probably because she's the only cat that is from a different universe where animals dominate the Earth and they like her body."

Paulina: "Like her body?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, she's a cat with a humanoid body."

Paulina: "Oh yeah, and some people could be into that huh?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, have you seen the furry community?"

Paulina: "Oh right."*shivers* "What is it with people putting on animal costumes just to be sexy? I mean come on, a bunny costume! lingerie is way more sexier than a full bunny costume."

(Y/N): "True, lingerie is better."

Kitty: *yawns and wakes up*"Man, that was a great cat nap, what are you talking about?"

Paulina: "Lingerie."

Kitty: "Oh I have a lot of that, but I don't really wear them cause I don't have a boyfriend."

Rocine: "And Paulina doesn't use her lingerie even though she has a boyfriend."

Rocine then plays a clip and we see Paulina at home with you and she is thinking to herself.

Paulina: *in her head*"Should I surprise him with my lingerie? Nah."

The clip ends as Paulina glares at Rocine.

Paulina: "Oh come on, that's just mean!"

Rocine: "We observers are mind readers for maximum observation. And don't even try destroying me, (Y/N) put up a forcefield around me to protect me from everything, I can observe anything I want from this forcefield."

(Y/N): "And you know I can also change the frequency of the forcefield so you can't observe anything if you go too far."

Rocine: "I know my boundaries, unlike Kitty with the mailman."

Rocine then plays a clip and we see a delivery guy knock on Kitty's door and when she answers it she sees that the delivery guy is a mouse.

Kitty: "Free snack!"

We see Kitty eat the delivery guy and swallow him whole and burps. The clip ends as Kitty was offended.

Kitty: "Hey he's a mouse, I'm a cat, what did you think was gonna happen?"

Rocine: "Fair enough."

Paulina: "Does that happen a lot?"

Kitty: "Yeah, they just use delivery drones to send my mail now."

(Y/N): "Welp I think you should head back to work."

Kitty: "Yeah I probably should, sometimes I call in sick just to hang out here."

Paulina: "But don't you like being a super secret agent?"

Kitty: "Yeah but sometimes Dudley just drives me nuts and I need some time off. Or maybe just a different job."

You then open a portal and Kitty goes into it.

Kitty: "See you soon (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "You too."

???(Dudley): *Off-screen* "Hi Kitty!"

You then fired a beam at Dudley.

(Y/N): "I temporarily increased his IQ by 700 points."

Kitty: "Neat."

Paulina: "Why is he not wearing any pants?"

(Y/N): "Not sure."

The portal closes as you then get up and put on a metal hat with a QR code on it.

Paulina: "What's with the hat?"

(Y/N): "It involves robots."*gives Paulina a metal hat*"And you're coming along."

Later, at a Borg Cube in the Star Trek universe, we see you and Paulina in the Borg ship and none of the Borg are attacking you because of the QR codes on your metal hats.

Paulina: "I don't get it, what are the hats for? And what's going on?"

(Y/N): "I made a QR that makes any robot think we're their leaders and we're both wearing them."

Paulina: "Oh so why are we here then?"

(Y/N): "This."

You then hack into the Borg Cube and teleport the cube into a Galactic Empire fleet of Star Destroyers and the cube is right over the Super Star Destroyer. We then see a Borg drone walk up to you and Paulina

Borg: "There are a fleet of ships detected in the area, we shall assimilate them, Supreme Leaders."

Paulina: "Uh-huh, yeah good." *to you and whispering* "What's he talking about?"

(Y/N): *whispers back*"I teleported their cube to a fleet of Star destroyers to help the Rebel Alliance."

Borg: "We shall board their main ship immediately."

We then see the Borg Cube attack the Star Destroyers and we see Borg drones teleported on the ship and they fight off the stormtroopers and both you and Paulina get out of the battle using a portal. Meanwhile on the Cerritos, we see Mariner minding her business and she sees a portal open and both you and Paulina come out of it.

(Y/N): "And that is how you win the trust of the Borg by getting them some ships to assimilate and help the Rebel Alliance at the same time."

Mariner: "What the fuck!?"

Paulina: "No need to thank us."

Mariner: "Thank you?!"

Paulina: "You're welcome."

Mariner: "Wha-ugh!"*to you*"My mom is gonna go batshit crazy if she sees you!"

(Y/N): "I think she did."

Mariner: "Why?"

(Y/N): "She's right behind you."

Mariner then turns around and sees her mother Captain Freeman and she is pissed.

Paulina: *Whispers to you* "So she's the captain here right?"

(Y/N): "Carol Freeman, captain of the least important ship in Starfleet."

Carol F: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE (Y/N)!?!"

(Y/N): "Doing the Borg and the rebellion a favor by giving the Borg something to assimilate and make the Rebellion worry less about a fleet of enemy ships."

Carol F: "This is why Starfleet doesn't approve of you as part of their ranks!"

(Y/N): "Because I'm not a fascist."

Carol F: "Because you're destructive, irresponsible, and you cause unnecessary damage!"

(Y/N): "Because I'm not a fascist cause guess what, Film Theory saw your show and he came up with a pretty good theory about Starfleet being fascist."

Carol F: "I am not a fascist!"

Paulina: "How do you know her?"

(Y/N): "Well I was in the academy myself and then I graduated early and then I quit because I'm not a fascist."

Carol F: "You made Starfleet look bad because you're an asshole!"

(Y/N): "Welp, I'm leaving before they blow up another planet, like they always do."

Carol F: "The Packleds blew themselves up!"

(Y/N): "Great diplomacy either way."

You then make a portal and both you and Paulina go into it. Later on, we see Carol receiving a message from her husband.

Carol F: "What is it Zo."

Zo: *over coms*"Nice work on sending a diplomat to form a peace agreement to the Klingons and the Romulans."

Carol: "Wait what?!"

Zo: *over coms*"They signed and I quote: It's pretty obvious if you think about accord it. In a bar using perspective enhancing chemicals that are like drugs but without the consequences to your mind and body."

Carol F: "That was (Y/N) you asshole!"

Zo: *over coms*"But you're getting all the credit hun, why do you think it was him? The diplomat was anonymous and said you sent him. Can't you just take a win hun?"

Carol F: "But I-"

Zo: *over coms*"Please, can you take the win for once. Those guys have signed a treaty for us and now they're officially at peace with us."

Carol F: "Alright, but I'm not gonna like it."

Meanwhile in the Lower Decks, we see Mariner talking to her friends.

Tendi: "Wow, I can't believe they made peace with us thanks to an anonymous diplomat."

Mariner: "It was (Y/N)."

Boimler: "Why?"

The PA system turns on and Carol speaks into the microphone.

Carol: Over the PA system*"If you see (Y/N), set your phasers to kill and shoot him on site!"

Mariner: "Call it a hunch."

Boimler: "What is her problem with him? I mean he did bring the Romulans and the Klingons together in a peace agreement."

Mariner: "I don't know, I get locked up in the brig just by asking her the same question."

Boimler: "Seriously, it's that bad?"

Tendi then hears her pad going off and she looks at it and it's from her sister.

Tendi: "It's from my sister."*reads the message*"Dear D'Vanna, the Farengi and the Orions have made a market trade for Orions providing products for the Farengi after making a treaty with them called: We are literally made to work for each other accord. Thanks to the anonymous diplomat sent by Starfleet and before you say it's not the same guy, he said that you sent him to Orion to make negotiations, love your sister D'Erika."

Mariner: "That has to be (Y/N)."

Rutherford: "Why?"

Mariner: "Cause while Tendi was reading the letter out loud, my mom is choking Boimler because she's pissed about what (Y/N) did with that treaty."

Mariner then points to Carol F who is currently choking Boimler in complete anger of you.

Rutherford: "Man, I wish (Y/N) was our captain."

Mariner: "Bad choice of words Rutherford."

Rutherford: "Why?"

Then a jump cut happens and Mariner, Boiler, Tendi, and Rutherford are in the brig.

Mariner: "Would this answer your question?"

Tendi: "You know, usually Orions are the ones putting people in the brig and never in the brig themselves, it feels nice to know what it's like to be on the receiving end for once."

Meanwhile with Carol F, we see her and the rest of the senior staff walking around the ship.

Shaxs: "We got every nook and cranny of the ship under surveillance and no one can ever get in or out."

By the time Carol gets to her office she sees you and Paulina.

Carol F: "GODDAMNIT HE'S IN HERE!"

Ransom: "He's in here goddamnit!"

We then see multiple security officers burst into the room and point their weapons at you and not Paulina.

(Y/N): "I did you guys a favor and this is the thanks I get? Total fascist move on your part guys."

Paulina: "Yeah seriously, we helped you and this is what you do?"

Officer 1: "Does anyone have a shot!?"

(Y/N): "10 people, I'll show you."*use a device that shows where they're pointing their guns*"But I-"

Shaxs: "Open fire!"

The officers then fired their weapons and the blasts bounced off of an invisible shield around you and stunned everyone except one guy.

Paulina: "See, this is what happens when you don't listen to (Y/N)."

Carol F: "Shaxs, do something! Put him in the brig!"

(Y/N): *sees Shaxs walking up to you*"Hey buddy, if you touch me you'll die. There is no afterlife, everything will go black don't do it."

Shaxs then touches you and then collapses onto the floor after he dies instantly.

Ransom: "What the fuck!?"

Carol F: "What the hell was that!?"

(Y/N): "Death."

Carol F: "What kind?!"

(Y/N): "Instant."

T'Ana: "There was no fucking sound he just died!"

Paulina: "Yeah, it's a scary thing."

(Y/N): "If you don't want a new guy taking his job, I'll just do this."

You then point at Shaxs' body and shoot a mechanical finger and resurrect him as he gasps in a panic state.

Shaxs: "OH MY GOD!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!"*to you*"DON'T SEND ME BACK THERE!!!!"

Shaxs then runs away like a coward and peed and pooped his pants in the process.

(Y/N): "I tried to warn him. And since everyone has their version of an afterlife, I made an Afterlife of my own, it's a hell even worse than all the hells combined. Plus I made a morally neutral afterlife out of a bet with God and The Devil."

We then see Mariner burst into the room and she stopped both of you by standing in the middle.

Mariner: "Okay everyone shut the fuck up!"*to Carol F*"What is your beef with this guy mom!?"

(Y/N): "She's just mad that I'm doing a better job than her."

Carol F: "That's not it!"

Paulina: "Then why are you so cheesed at him? He's just helping you."

Carol F: *cries tears of sadness*"Because he left me at the academy by Graduating too early in his first week there!"

Paulina: "Wait what?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, the same thing happened to pretty much everyone at highschool when I graduated early. I guess being the smartest man in the universe pretty much ruined the lives of high school girls."

Paulina: "Not mine."

(Y/N): "Almost every girl."

Mariner: "Wait?"*to Carol F*"All of this happened because your first crush graduated early?"

Carol F: "Yes!"*pouts* "I never got a chance to ask him out."

Ransom: "Let's get back to work before it gets weird."

Paulina: "How can it get weirder from here?"

Carol F: "Well..."

(Y/N): "Before you answer that question."

You then make a portal under Paulina and yourself and you both fall into it. Later, at Aperture Science Labs, we see you and Paulina come out of the portal and into a testing lab.

Paulina: "You know you could have went out on a date with Carol as an apology, just throwing that out there."

(Y/N): "She's a married woman."

Paulina: "Oh yeah, what about just hanging out?"

(Y/N): "Hm, I'll think about it."*sees Aperture's portal gun*"Man, the Portal Gun from Portal."

Paulina: *Picks it up* "Does it work the same way as your portal gun?"

(Y/N): "I can make a portal in thin air, that just makes a portal on a solid surface."*grabs the portal gun and shot two portals*"This one just makes portals that only goes to one place and does acrobatics like Chell did."

Paulina sticks her hand in the orange portal and it comes out in the other portal.

Paulina: "Cool, hey there aren't any side effects to this kind of portal gun right?"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Paulina: "Neat, cause I found a practical use for this."

We later see you and Paulina back home where we see Paulina is bottomless and sitting on a portal on the couch and one portal is over the toilet in the bathroom and both you and Chell see her using the bathroom while watching the TV at the same time.

(Y/N): "Huh, that is a good use for a highly expensive piece of tech made by a corporation who made mantis men."

Chell: "Yeah, I just use the toilet like a normal person, this is not how I use the Portal Gun."

Paulina: "Well this is more convenient." *Softly grunts* "Mmm..." *sighs in relief*

(Y/N): "Anyways, I brought along the Companion cube so that you can see an old friend again, Chell."

Chell: *sees the Companion Cube*"Thanks."

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Paulina: "So why did you bring Chell here?"

(Y/N): "The only company she had in Aperture is a cube that doesn't talk back and two robots who tried to kill her."

Paulina: "Oh yeah."

Chell: "So now I don't have to worry about being killed by robots."

(Y/N): "Plus I got other kinds of cubes from Aperture cause I feel like they're part of a set."

Chell: "True, but I prefer the one with the heart on it."

(Y/N): "Okay, well I better see what Glados needs right now."

Later, at Aperture, we see you talking to Glados.

Glados: "I've already given you 3 cubes and the company's multi-billion dollar Portal Gun, what do you want now?"

(Y/N): "Maybe some company other than some robots filled with bullets?"

Glados: "Hmm, okay but I might kill you if I get bored with you."

(Y/N): "Alright, wanna watch interdimensional cable?"

Glados: "Sure, I was getting bored anyways."

(Y/N): "Okay, sure hope Paulina is okay with the portal gun."

Meanwhile with Paulina, we see her and Chell watching TV and Paulina was still bottomless and sitting on the portal toilet, which she called.

Chell: "I still can't believe you used a portal gun to save a trip to the bathroom."

Paulina: "I know, but you have to admit this is a good idea."

Chell: "This is not a good use of incredibly expensive tech. I shot a portal to the moon just to get a robot off of my back."

Paulina: "Well sometimes when you have incredibly expensive tech, you gotta use it for some other reasons." *Softly grunts* "Ahhh... you wanna use it?"

Chell: "No thank you." *feels her stomach rumble and the urge to pee* "Alright let me at that portal potty."

Back to you, we see you and Glados watching a commercial from Aperture and shows a cyborg Cave Johnson showing a product called Praying Mantis Men pills.

Glados: "I can't believe the Aperture of that reality is still active."

(Y/N): "I know right, you guys tricked them to make stuff for you and now they're still active while this place is pretty much a ruined company building."

Glados: "Because I exterminated them all by making a core that turns me into an idiot."

(Y/N): "And now that Core is in the depths of space."

Glados: "At least he wouldn't be alone, he has a much more annoying friend."

(Y/N): "Got that right, so wanna bust this popsicle stand or what?"

Glados: "I have many more tests and since you took you know who with you, I found some replacements."

(Y/N): "Really? Huh, welp anyways see ya."

You then make a portal and leave Glados there as we see a portal open at your house and you see Chell and Paulina, and Chell is using the portal potty.

Chell: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but Paulina may be onto something with this portal potty."

(Y/N): "You do know the toilet is like five steps away from you?"

Paulina: "Oh I changed the direction, the second portal is in a porta potty at a carnival."

(Y/N): "Did you have to physically walk there just to put a portal there?"

Paulina: "Yeah, I know but it was worth it."

(Y/N): "It was a skip, a hop, and a 5 mile walk to the carnival and back. It's a lot cheaper to walk 5 steps to a bathroom in the hall."

Paulina: "I guess. This is more practical than convenient."

(Y/N): "You're making it take a lot more energy than it needs to be. How much is the price of admission?"

Paulina: "......70 dollars for one ticket..."

(Y/N): "Wow, you really need to know how to spend wisely."

Paulina: "Yeah, plus my butt was getting cold too."

(Y/N): "That's it, no more portal gun for you missy."

You deactivated the portals and you took the portal gun away from Paulina and you put it in your vault.

Paulina: "Aww... alright fair enough."

(Y/N): "Don't worry, you will get it back when you want to properly use it. And by that I mean not to be lazy and use it as a toilet."

Paulina: "Right, sorry babe."

(Y/N): "It's okay hun, just use it properly, and not as a toilet."

Paulina: "Got it."

You then make a portal and you turn to Paulina.

(Y/N): "Wanna go to a world where only girls are allowed to rape men?"

Paulina: "Hmm, I'm not much of a rapist."

(Y/N): "Right, how about a world where girls are bottomless all the time."

Paulina: "Ooh yes!"

(Y/N): "Hold on."

You then press a button on your watch and you put on your female disguise.

Paulina: "Nice disguise."

(Y/N): "It's a female only universe so I have to go, once they made women world leaders that universe imprisoned all the men and replaced them with sex bots."

Paulina: "Why would they wanna do that? Can't they just get along."

(Y/N): "Well in that universe, the men are way too perverted to even consider the feelings of the women because of evolution."

Paulina: "Ohh gotcha, so it's like that one planet called Gazorp Gazorp right?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

You and Paulina went into the portal and both of you see women who are bottomless. You and Paulina then take off your pants and panties as Paulina was surprised to see that your female disguise doesn't have a cock or balls.

Paulina: "Huh, I thought your disguise would be a futa."

(Y/N): "Nah, I want to be authentic with this disguise."

Paulina: *feels your crotch*"Wow, your disguise has a working pussy."

(Y/N): "And no pleasure receptors to the disguise."

Paulina: "Oh."

Later on, we see you and Paulina walking around and see that the women are bottomless.

Woman 1: "Hey girl."

(Y/N): "What's up?"

Woman 1: "Didn't anyone tell you that you have the biggest ass we've ever seen?"

(Y/N): *looks at your own butt*"Huh, I never even noticed that before."

Woman 1: *To Paulina* "And you have the most flawless skin I ever saw."

Paulina: "Ooh heh, thanks."

Woman 1: "Well almost flawless since you have a mole on your butt."

Paulina: "Dang it, I don't suppose to have a-"

Woman 1: "Blemish removal gun? Never leave home without it."

Paulina: "Is it safe?"

Woman 1: *pulls out the gun*"Yep."

The woman then fired it at the mole on Paulina's butt as it disappeared.

Paulina: "Hey, the mole is gone, woo-hoo!"

(Y/N): "I don't suppose you're the smartest woman in the universe right?"

(F/N): "Yep, I'm (F/N)."

Paulina: "(F/N)? And um..." *whispers* "You know this is your male counterpart right?"

(F/N): "Yeah, but don't worry I won't tell anyone and besides he's smart enough to have the common sense to not bang a woman like she's a breeding animal and not a person and because he's autistic. Just like me."

Paulina: "Huh, small world, so I gotta ask, why are women bottomless here?"

(F/N): "Oh because since there's no guys around, present company excluded, the women decided to make pants and panties obsolete. And plus I would have given my disguise a fat ass as well."

(Y/N): "True, and Paulina has a nice ass too, even if it isn't large."

Paulina: "Aw thanks babe, and remember size isn't everything, it's how you use your junk in your trunk."

(F/N): "Wise words, at least I don't have a dump truck for a butt."*spanks your butt*"Unlike you."

(Y/N): "Glad the disguise doesn't have pain receptors. Although I may consider changing the bottom part of my disguise."

Paulina: *to (F/N)* "So is there a Paulina in this world too?"

(F/N): "Oh yeah, she's one of my wives."

You and Paulina see (F/N)'s wives and they were pregnant with her children.

Alt. Paulina: "Hey." *Sees Paulina* "Hey you're me from another universe."

Paulina: "And you're me with a baby bump. Did your (Y/N) err (F/N) take away your portal privileges after the portal potty."

Alt. Paulina: "Yes..."*feels a kick*"Ooh, felt a kick."

(F/N): "Babe, I told you before, the bathroom is 5 steps away from the couch."

Alt. Paulina: "I know, but I thought it was a good idea for people who just don't wanna get up, or people who are too busy or desperate."

(F/N): "Well it is only a few steps away."*to you*"By the way, I did some rewiring in their brains where instead of feeling pain of giving birth, it's pleasure."

Paulina: "Why pleasure?"

(F/N): "You want childbirth to be painful or pleasurable?"

Alt. Paulina: "Um babe, my water just broke."

Paulina: "Pleasurable. It can be painful."

(F/N): "Alright."*Helps Alternate Paulina onto the ground*"Time for you to give birth to another one."

Alternate Paulina then moans in pleasure as she begins to push and gives birth to a baby girl.

Alt. Paulina: "Mmm, that felt amazing~."

(Y/N): "Congratulations, it's a girl."

Paulina: *fondles alt. Paulina's breasts*"Yeesh, your boobies are huge."

Alt. Paulina: "It's what happens when you give birth to 30 kids."

Paulina: "30?! Jeez, how are you not exhausted? Or at least out of shape."

Alt. Paulina: "Nope, I've been rocking the hot mama look for awhile."

(Y/N): "No arguments there."

Paulina: "High metabolism?"

Alt. Paulina: "Yep, I feel like I can get more curves after another baby."

(F/N): "Yeah but you need to watch the baby weight babe."

Alt. Paulina: "You know I make pregnant bellies look sexy babe~."

(F/N): "Okay got me there."

(Y/N): "Let's get going Paulina before they fuck each other on the sidewalk."

Paulina: "Good call, let's go somewhere else."

Later, in your universe, we see you and Paulina back wearing pants and panties again you're out of your female disguise.

Paulina: "So why do you have a female disguise?"

(Y/N): "If people want me dead, they would expect the smartest man in the universe, not a blond sci-fi bimbo."

Paulina: "So what other stuff does your female disguise have?"

(Y/N): "Well the nipples are built in lasers in case anyone who's more horny than smart lose their hands, the ass is more for a soft landing, the boots are jet boots, the ponytail are nanobots that go down into people's throats and send in a stream of acid that melts their insides. Plus the breasts double as lie detectors which is why I don't have pleasure receptors while in disguise."

Paulina: "So you're like a sci-fi Stripperella in your female disguise?"

(Y/N): "Pretty much."

Paulina: "Wow, do you have a thing for Stripperella babe?"

(Y/N): "Who wouldn't she be played by Pam Anderson, she's the eye candy of pretty much any man, or woman if they're lesbian."

Paulina: "True, she is pretty."

You and Paulina then see a guy get thrown to a wall by someone and you see it was Stripperella aka Erotica Jones.

(Y/N): "Can't believe we bumped into you."

Erotica: "Neither did I."

You then put a sticker on the crook as it then grows legs and carries the crook to jail.

Erotica: "Self walking stickers?"

(Y/N): "Close, they're stickers that take the criminals to jail."

Erotica: "Nice."

Paulina: "Wow, you sound like Pamela Anderson."

Erotica: "Thanks, I get that a lot."

(Y/N): "Not to mention you have the same face and body as Pam Anderson."

Erotica: "I also get that a lot too, say (Y/N) do you think you could go to a strip club called the Tenderloins?"

(Y/N): "Well I could go there."*to Paulina*"Wanna come or what?"

Paulina: "Sure, I can go to a strip club, and I don't mind you watching other women strip naked."

(Y/N): "Thanks."*to Erotica*"And I do know your secret identity by the way. I've been to where you work."

Erotica: "I know, it's where we met and became friends."

Later, at the Tenderloins, you and Paulina see it is under new management and you see that Erotica is the new owner.

(Y/N): "So what happened to Kevin? Did he retire?"

Erotica: "Actually, since I've been doing a good job here, he and I agreed that he would sign over the club to me."

Paulina: "So now you own a strip club?"

Erotica: "Yep."

Giselle: "Erotica, have you seen my-"*sees you and Paulina*"Who are they?"

Erotica: "Giselle, this is (Y/N), remember?"

Paulina: "I'm Paulina, nice to meet you."

Giselle: "You too." *To Erotica* "Erotica, have you seen my pasties anywhere? I can't find them."

(Y/N): "Hold on."

You then pull out a magnet and you put in pasties onto the magnet as you press the button as we see Giselle's pasties fly onto the magnet.

(Y/N): "Found them."

Giselle: "Thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Giselle: "Now to put these on."

Giselle then puts on the pasties and then heads backstage as you then turn to Erotica.

(Y/N): "I think your friend might have taken a few too many blows to the head."

Erotica: "Probably, but she can be creative." *To Giselle* "Giselle remember, no fire or knives in your routine."

Giselle: *Off-screen* "Okay."

Paulina: "She used knives for her strip dance?"

Erotica: "Yeah."

(Y/N): "You know I could amplify her attributes with my own Pimp boy 3 Billion."

You then pull out the Pimp-Boy 3 billion and you put it on Paulina.

Paulina: "Ouchie, what is that?"

(Y/N): "It's basically an attribute slider. It can manipulate your Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility, and Luck. Or Special."

Paulina: "My special?"

(Y/N): "Watch, I'm gonna give you a boost in Charisma."

You then adjust Paulina's Charisma and then she feels very different.

Erotica: "Paulina how do you feel?"

Paulina: "I feel different, like I can talk to anyone."*to a stripper*"Hey lady, wanna try some belly dancing to your routine?"

Stripper: "Oh sure."

We then see Paulina and the Stripper then do some belly dancing as you and Erotica see this.

Erotica: "Wow she managed to convince her to add belly dancing to her routine."

(Y/N): "That's charisma for ya, it's Fallout stuff she's working with."

Paulina: *comes off stage*"Phew, I really worked that routine."

(Y/N): "Let's try some other attributes like Agility."

You then adjust the slider and increase the agility as Paulina then balances herself on her fingers.

Paulina: "Ooh nice, I've never been able to do that before."

(Y/N): "Now let's see if you can do some flexible moves."

Paulina then bends over backwards and curl herself into a ball.

Paulina: "Woah, this is insane! I'm not even that flexible normally."

(Y/N): "Now let's try perception."

You then max out Paulina's perception as she sees microscopic bacteria and she can see your soul. She then sees a biblically accurate angel in the strip club watching the dancers.

Paulina: "Woah..."

(Y/N): "Did you see a biblically accurate angel?"

Paulina: "Yes, that's insane."

(Y/N): "I know right, they say that they're supposed to be pure and they are, it's just there's a difference between being a pervert and looking for something to blow some steam. And right now that angel is here to blow off some steam."

Paulina: "I thought angels were supposed to be, you know, the embodiment of all things good."

(Y/N): "Well even in Heaven, there's always a gray area."*to the angel*"Hey, your boss is calling you."

Angel: "Oh shit!"

The angel then teleports out of the room as Paulina was surprised that you saw the angel.

(Y/N): "Before you ask, yes I saw him and yes I used the Pimp Boy to boost my perception along with the rest of the attributes."

Paulina: "What happens if you boost all the attributes?"

(Y/N): "Well you can bench press a mountain, you can convince the world to have world peace, you can be immune to any disease in the universe, win the lottery without trying, win the nobel prize, become a world class gymnast, and see things that the human mind can't process like Cthulu or that biblically accurate angel without suffering anything."

Paulina: "Wow, that is awesome, um there aren't any side effects right?"

(Y/N): "Will you get to meet strange people but nothing too major."

Paulina: "Neat."

(Y/N): "Now let's try luck."

You then set the settings on luck and we see a guy walk in with a giant check.

Random guy: "Paulina Sanchez, you won 50 billion dollars for having flawless skin! You are the luckiest girl in the world!"

Paulina: "Awesome! I am rich!"

Erotica: "Wow, that is one powerful gadget."

(Y/N): "Yeah if they want to boost your stats I have to make it alter anyone's genes to give them a boost in the Special stats."

Paulina: "Special stats? You mean like changing how they look, like their cup and waist size?"

(Y/N): "No that's different, I have a different slider for that."*holds up another slider*"It's the Proportional Slider."

Paulina: "Oh gotcha, but I'm ok with my body."

(Y/N): "Wanna try it though?"

Paulina: "Alright."*puts on the Proportional slider*"Ouchie, what is with these sliders and needles? Can't it just be a ring I slip on or an arm band."

(Y/N): "It's mandatory cause it needs to know who's genetics it's altering."

Paulina: "Fair enough." *Checks her stats* "Hm, what to try out first."

Paulina then presses a button and she ages up to age 35 and she looks into the mirror and she looks like a sexy milf.

Paulina: "Ooo, I look old enough to be a mom~."*looks at the slider*"I wonder what other settings do."

Paulina then messed around with the settings on the slider as she then gained a plus sized butt, L Cup breasts, and nice succulent lips.

Erotica: "Wow, why did you make something like this (Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "I felt bored so I made that."

Paulina: *sees a button on the slider*"What does this button do?"

Paulina then pressed the button and she felt something growing in her pants and when she looked she blushed and then she set it back to default settings as she returned back to her old self.

(Y/N): "Changed the gender setting?"

Paulina: "Yes... was I a futa?"

Erotica: "Wait, you changed into a futa?"

(Y/N): "That thing can change any proportion and it can change anyone's gender just to change the size of one's genitals."

Erotica: "Oh, that makes sense. Wait so that means Paulina had a large-"

(Y/N): "Dick, yep."

Erotica: "Wow...." *to Paulina* "What was it like?"

Paulina: "It felt weird, but at least I'm back to normal."

(Y/N): "Well anyways, it was fun seeing you again, Erotica. It's time to go, Paulina."*takes the sliders off of Paulina**set Paulina's attributes to default*

Paulina: "Phew thanks hun, I don't think I could handle those attributes. Although, having a slightly large clit would be kind of fun but not like large just slightly."

Erotica: "Eh, I prefer a manageable sized clit."

(Y/N): "Say Erotica, wanna come over to my place? You can bring your co-workers."

Erotica: "Sure."

Later, at your house, we see clones of Jerry and Cheech and we see them wake up and fall out of their clone vats.

Jerry: "Ugh, what happened? The last thing I remembered was that I was eaten by some cat lady."*sees that he's naked*"Oh my god where are my clothes!?"

Cheech: "Yeesh, with a wang like yours you're begging for a divorce."

After they got their clothes on they went upstairs and they found you, Paulina, Erotica, Persephone, Catt, and Giselle on the couch. You then send a text to Jimmy and Rick that Cheech and Jerry are alive because you cloned them.

(Y/N): "Your wife and Jimmy are on their way."

Catt: "Who are they?"

(Y/N): "Morons who died because they're stupid and I cloned them."

We then see Jimmy and Beth come into the room and they see Cheech and Jerry.

Jimmy: *to you*"Did you change his brain?"

(Y/N): "I removed the part of his brain that makes him spill out secrets to everyone around him and made him unable to drink alcohol so he won't be drunk."

Beth: "And what about Jerry?"

(Y/N): "He's pretty much the same, except the part where instead of hiding the fact that Rick is a good father in law and a good friend to him, he admits that he's a good friend of Rick."

Beth: "Good, maybe now he could stop complaining about my dad now. But that doesn't mean I'm back with him."

Jerry: "Wait how long were we dead?"

(Y/N): "4 months."

Jerry and Cheech: "4 months?!"

Jerry: "Why didn't you bring us back sooner?!"

Everyone in the room gives Jerry the "are you serious?" look.

Cheech: "What have we missed?"

Beth: "Honestly, Jerr, you not being at home is the best thing that has happened."

Jerry: "Well I hope it was worth it having me being a cat lady's lunch!"

(Y/N): "It was."

Beth: "It really was, best 4 months without you I ever had."

Jimmy: "Sorry Cheech, but honestly life is great without you messing up every second of the day."

Cheech: "I guess I'm some bum without a home now huh? For some reason I want to get a job and get a place of my own."

(Y/N): "I uploaded the one thing you're lacking, common sense and the ability to live on your own."

Jimmy: "Thank god for science."

We then see Jerry and Cheech leave the room in a sad manner as Jimmy followed along with them as we see Beth sit with you and we see Space Beth come into the room and then sit with Beth as well as they see you and the others watching a show called, "Is it Cake?"

TV: "NO PLEASE, I'M A PERSON! I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!!! NO!! NOOOOOOO!!!!"

The contestant then chops the guy's head off and turns out he was a cake person.

(Y/N): "Man those cake artists are very talented."

Paulina: "How did they make him talk?"

S. Beth: "Science, I don't know."

Beth: "Like really good and life like batter?"

S. Beth: "Something like that, although that experiment we did last night was a success~."

Beth: *Blushes* "Not next to (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Let me guess, sex toys on a clone? Instead of Space Beth it's normal Beth being the dominatrix."

Beth: "Yes..."

(Y/N): "Guess being the original does have its advantages."

Giselle: *sees a woman's head chopped off and see she was a cake*"Wow, those cake artists are way too good at their job."

Beth: "Yeah, that woman looks like she's an actual person."

(Y/N): "Speaking of cake people."

You then press a button on a pillow and we see the floor open up and we see a woman restrained to a table and she is screaming until you cut off a slice of her head and you put it on a plate and you hand it to Paulina.

(Y/N): "Cake person?"

Paulina: "Thanks."

Beth: "You're like my father, food is food even if it comes from people, plus you act as if it's normal."

Paulina: "I lived in a town where it's haunted by ghosts, I think we're used to weird stuff."

Beth: "I was talking to (Y/N)."

Paulina: "Oh uh sorry."

Beth: "It's fine."

(Y/N): *slices off the left boob of the cake person*"Want the left boob of the cake person? It has the most frosting."

Beth: "I'll have some."

We then see Morty and Summer walk into the room and they see you and the girls eating a cake person.

Summer: "OH MY GOD MOM!"

Morty: "WHAT THE FUCK (Y/N)?!!?"

Beth: "What? It's cake."

Morty: "THAT'S AN ACTUAL PERSON MOM WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN RICK!!!"

Rick: *comes in*"What?"*sees you and the girls eating a cake person*"Oh sweet cake person, is it chocolate and can I have a foot?"

Summer and Morty: "Rick!!!"

Rick: "What? It's cake."

Summer: "THAT'S A PERSON YOU SICK CANNIBALISTIC BASTARD!!!"

Morty: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FAMILY!?!?!??"

Jerry: *comes in*"I came back to get my-"*sees you and the girls eating a cake person*"DEAR GOD!!!! I WAS MARRIED TO A CANNIBAL!!!!!"

Beth: "It's cake."

Sometime later, at Dr. Wong's office, where the entire Smith family is there along with you and Erotica.

Dr. Wong: "So you all were shocked to see cannibalistic behavior from your mothers, grandfather, and neighbor along with his friends and they treat it as normal?"

Morty: "Yeah..."

Dr. Wong: "Okay."*to you*"I've read in your file that you are diagnosed with autism, correct?"

(Y/N): "Yeah."

Dr. Wong: "Well then, and do you see the philosophical side of a predator and its prey?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, the predator wasn't really evil, just hungry."

Dr. Wong: "Due to your skill set, what kind of hobbies do you do?"

(Y/N): "I dabble in cake art, one time I made a planet made entirely of cake and it looked like Earth, even the people are made out of cake."

Dr. Wong: "And are these people made out of cake?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, they have their own society and they are made to guilt trip people into not eating them because that's a survival mechanism, sometimes I swing by their planet, abduct one of them, and then come home and eat them. So in my mind, what's the point of having a cake if you don't eat it."

Rick: "Right? I did the same thing with spaghetti people and Morty did a Morty on their planet. And doing a Morty means fucking up litterally everything without realizing the consequences."

Morty: "THEY WERE STILL PEOPLE!!!"

Dr. Wong: "Now Morty, I understand your frustration with the mindset of Rick, (Y/N), or any other member of your family but sometimes the best thing to do for things like Cake people or any other food based entity is to leave them alone and let (Y/N) and or Rick do that's best for them."

Paulina: "Exactly, the same goes for Sam, she messes everything up."

Rick: "You have a person in your town who's like Morty?"

Paulina: "Yeah, she's a bad girl and a self proclaimed individual who thinks she's 'unique'."

Rick: "Damn, she's the goth girl version of Morty."

Paulina: "Yeah, and even calls herself an ultra recyclo vegetarian, when really, she's just a vegan, and get this, one time she changed the menu just for herself."

(Y/N): *hands Dr. Wong Sam's phone number*"Here's her number just in case."

Dr. Wong: "Thank you."*to Jerry*"And Jerry, for the sake of your mental and physical health I recommend you break up with Beth, seriously, after today it might be healthier for you to find someone else in your life."

Jerry: "Okay..."

Dr. Wong: *to you*"And (Y/N), be sure you contact your family once in a while and invite them over to your house. Maintaining relationships with your family is important to one's health."

(Y/N): "Noted."

Paulina: "Oh should I have him meet my mother and have her meet his parents?"

Dr. Wong: "Well the more the merrier."

Sometime later, we see you, Erotica, and Paulina watching TV until you hear the doorbell and you answer it and you see Paulina's mother on the doorstep.

Maria: "Hi there, are you my daughter's boyfriend?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, your daughter is in the next room."

We then see Maria go to the next room and she hugs Paulina.

Maria: "Hello there Paulina, it's so nice to see you again."

Paulina: "You too mama, how's Amity Park?"

Maria: "Your friends do miss you so much sweetheart."

You then hear the doorbell and you answer it and you see your mother and step mother.(The plus sized woman with 3 moles is Gam and the other woman is Linda)

(Y/N): "Mama Gam and Mama Linda."

Linda: *Hugs you*"Oh it's good to see my little boy!"

Gam: "Linda, we talked about this, he's a grown man now."

Linda: "Sorry, but he has grown so much and now he has a girlfriend!"

Gam: "Like how you got me as a girlfriend~?"

Linda: "Oh Gam you're gonna make me blush."

Later, in the kitchen, we see you and the others eating dinner and your mother and step mother look and see Erotica.

Linda: "Who's your friend (Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "Oh that's Erotica Jones, she owns a strip club after her boss decided to give it to her."

Gam: "Well she looks like Pam Anderson."*changes her form to that of Pam Anderson*"Since my wife married a woman who can change into her."

Maria: "Nice trick."

Paulina: *to you*"Hey (Y/N), how did your stepmom do that?"

(Y/N): "She's from a female-only species of shapeshifters called Femshifts where they can transform into any female in the universe."

Paulina: "Really? But wait how did they have-" *realizes* "Ohh..."

Gam: "Yep, I can grow a futa cock."

Linda: "Among other things~."

Gam: *Giggles* "Linda, come on, not in front of the kids."

Maria: "So how did you two meet?"

Linda: "Well before Gam, I was married to my husband Jack. He thought he would be raising normal children but the first one is the Smartest baby in the universe and the other is well ...."

(Y/N): "Removed from this reality and into a Curve of Universes to keep his destructive behavior in check, basically a cosmic equivalent to a basement that he pretty much locked himself up in."

Linda: "Exactly, when he said that autistic kids don't understand holidays like Halloween, April Fools, or Christmas. (Y/N) went to work on figuring out how to harness holiday spirit and put it into a cannon that fires pure energy equivalent of Holiday Spirit and our house was a gingerbread house covered in decorations of Halloween, Christmas, April Fools, and other holidays and Jack was a human sized cookie for 2 weeks."

(Y/N): "I was proving him wrong and I understand the holidays."

Paulina: "Even Labor day?"

(Y/N): "Yep, I know that you don't wear white after that day is over."

Maria: "Is that why Jack divorced you Linda?"

Linda: "Oh no, that's not when we divorced and he did the holiday cannon thing when he was 6. At age 7, when Jack wished to be on a Pringles Ad, (Y/N) asked the CEO of Pringles if he can do a Pringles ad with his dad as the guy in Pringles. One night (Y/N) took him in his sleep and well here's the ad."

Linda then plays the Pringles ad and everyone sees Jack and 7 year old you in it and he sees you eating a pringles stack of mixed flavors and then when he tries to grab a pringle everyone see your face came off and reveal you were a robot the whole time and we see more robots of you saying: "Mix and stack pringles to make new flavors." Multiple times until the ad ends with Jack screaming in terror.

Paulina: "Wow... um, (Y/N) were you a bad child?"

(Y/N): "No, I thought it was a good idea at the time."

Linda: "And it was sweetie, it's just your father was not expecting you to do that. By age 10, (Y/N) invented a form of cake batter that allows him to make a realistic person with memories and emotions and he served it on his father's birthday and that's when we had a divorce. It was quite lonely after the divorce but (Y/N) scanned my brainwaves and found a compatible partner and that's how I met Gam."*holds Gam's hand*"And after our first date, we got married at a sci-fi wedding thanks to (Y/N) making a device that turns any object into 100% pure gold and sold gold apples to rich people."

Paulina: "Oh like the Midas touch."

(Y/N): "I call it the Midas Glove."

Linda: "Well since I was a stay at home mom until the divorce with his father, Gam offered me a job at her intergalactic strip club as the bartender. Though I do fill in for the dancers sometimes."

Gam: "And she looks good in a G-String~."

Linda: *giggles*"Oh stop."

(Y/N): "Mama Gam is the owner of the strip club cause it's legal to give Femshifters the right to own a strip club in intergalactic law."*to Maria*"So what about you Mrs. Sanchez? What do you do for work?"

Maria: "Oh well I own women's cosmetics and lingerie stores called Sanchez L&C."

(Y/N): *To Paulina* "I didn't know your mom owned a lingerie shop."

Paulina: "Where do you think I got the lingerie in my underwear drawer?"

Flashback.

Here we see Paulina at her house in her room along with Sam who was forced to do a project with.

Sam: "We need to do the project Paulina or it's a F both of us."

Paulina: "Yeah, yeah, just let me change my undies."

Paulina went into her walk-in closet as Sam saw lingerie in the closet and she was shocked to see how much lingerie there is.

Sam: "Woah..."

Paulina: "What? Don't have this much lingerie in your house?"

Sam: "Uh...."

End of flashback

Maria: "That Sam girl gave me an earful for giving Paulina, 'lewd underwear' there's nothing wrong with having some lingerie."

Maria then sees Desiree phase into the room and she floats down into a seat next to Maria.

Maria: "Oh, you must be Paulina's roommate, my daughter told me a lot of good things about you. Also I am so sorry about what happened to you, that hussy has no right kicking you out of his house."

Desiree: "Thank you, I just wish I could see him again, to at least get some closure."

Maria: "Well he is long dead now."

(Y/N): "Hold on."

You then press a button on the mashed potatoes and then we see a scanner come out of the turkey and scan Desiree as we see a time window open and Desiree sees the sultan in the distant past.

Desiree: "Is that-"

(Y/N): "A paradox free time window to the past? Yes it is, this is at a time where his wife kicked you out of the house a week ago."

Desiree: "Yes, what I wouldn't give to get some revenge on her for what she did."

(Y/N): "Remember, This is a time window, not a door. You can look through it and talk through it but you cannot walk through it.

Desiree: "Understood."

(Y/N): "So, all you can do is talk to him."

Sultan: *sees Desriee from his side of the time window*"Desiree? Is that you? Why are you so green?"

Desiree: "I'm a spirit, after I died from heartbreak and old age. You're talking to me from the far future."

???: *from the sultan's side of the window*"Did you bring that harlot back!?!"

Desiree: "I see she's still alive..."

(Y/N): "Again, you're communicating with someone from the past."

Desiree: "I know, I was making a dry remark."

Sultan: "Sweetheart, I'm talking to someone right now."

Desiree then sees the Sultana in view of the time window and she sees Desiree.

Sultana and Desiree: "You!"

(Y/N): "Here we go."

Desiree: "He was simply being nice to me, you old hag!"

Sultana: "Said the one who's dead!"

Desiree: "At least I'm still around! While I make it look good, unlike some fat lady!"

Sultana: *gasps*"Fat?! You take that back!"

(Y/N): "Between the bitch wife of a sultan and a ghost genie, I would go out with Desiree anyday cause unlike you, Desiree can be a good roommate and a good friend. Also I wish you and the Sultan had a divorce."

Desiree smiled and then snapped her fingers as the Sultan and the Sultana were now a divorced couple and Sultana was now a harem girl for the Sultan and she saw a new girl who is the Sultan's new wife.

Linda: "That's pretty clever sweetie."

(Y/N): "Thanks, and I made a contract with Desiree to make sure that any changes in the past doesn't result in a paradox. So I used Desiree's genie magic to spite the bitch who gave her the boot."

Gam: "Never cross (Y/N) or his friends."

Linda: "That's what my ex husband learned the hard way."

(Y/N): "And end call."

You then turn off the time window and you eat more of the Multi-Bird Meat as Linda whispered to Desiree.

Linda: "He makes a species of bird that combines all the birds in the world into one delicious meal for thanksgiving."

Desiree: "All the birds?"

Linda: "Yep, go ahead, give it a taste."

Desiree then grabs a leg and bites into it and she is gripped with the flavor of the meat.

Desiree: "Mmm, this is amazing."

(Y/N): "Genetic engineering can give you the best meals of all time."

Sometime later, we see Desiree giving Maria, Linda, and Gam belly dancing lessons.

Maria: *While Belly Dancing* "This is fun, I like this dance."

Gam: *while belly dancing*"It's a good thing I have a malleable body."

Linda: *While belly dancing* "And it's a good thing I have a thin waist."

(Y/N): *To Erotica*"Aren't you gonna join them?"

Erotica: "Nah, I'm not much of a belly dancer."

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, you're a stripper not a belly dancer."

Erotica: "True, stripping and belly dancing are completely different, well not really since they both involve women entertaining men with their bodies and dancing."

(Y/N): "But don't you want to try it?"

Erotica: "Hmm, alright it wouldn't hurt to try it."

Erotica then gets up and then follow Desiree's belly dancing moves.

Desiree: *Sees Erotica belly dancing* "Hm, not bad, you're a natural as well."

(Y/N): "What do you expect from someone who has the same body type as Pam Anderson."

Desiree: "True."

Later on, we see you and the others watching a show called Is it Cake as we see a portal open and we see Kitty come into the room and she sees your parents and Maria.

Linda: *sees Kitty*"Oh my goodness a cat!" *hugs Kitty* "Ooh she's so cute and fuzzy!"

Kitty: *While being hugged by Linda* "Who is she and why is she hugging me?"

(Y/N): "Sorry Kitty, my mom is a cat person. That's my mom Linda and Gam is my step mom."

Kitty: "It's nice to meet you both."

Linda: "(Y/N) you didn't tell me you're friends with a talking cat."

(Y/N): "You didn't ask."

Kitty: *While being hugged* "You really like cats."

Gam: "That's what I said."

(Y/N): "My stepmom is a Femshifter."

Kitty: "So, a girl shapeshifter?"

(Y/N): "Yeah."

We then see a green and black woman come into the room and she collapses on the couch in exhaustion.

(Y/N): "Kim Possible kicked your butt again Shego?"

Shego: "Yeah... I'm beat."

Linda: "(Y/N) who is she?"

(Y/N): "That's Shego, she's a blue guy's muscle and she used to be part of a superhero team but her bros drove her nuts and she became a villain."

Shego: "It's true, I just come here just to get some time off."

Linda: "Oh I see that you're making friends (Y/N)."

Shego: "So who are they?"

(Y/N): "My mom and stepmom, and Maria is Paulina's mother."

Maria: "Hello."

Linda: *Sits next to Shego*"So, have you ever found a special someone yet?"

Shego: "Nah, I've been busy."

Linda: "I'm sure a nice man out there for you, or perhaps you're into that Kim Possible girl."

Shego: *Blushes bright red*"We're enemies, not girlfriends!"

Gam: "I dunno, you and her have been fighting a lot, almost like you two love each other."

Shego: "You're overthinking it!"

Maria: "Well if my daughter doesn't mind sharing, you could date (Y/N). He's been taking care of my daughter's needs and has been taking care of her on his adventures."

Shego: "Well I don't know about that."

Linda: *to Kitty*"And you should date him too, I can tell that you need a man in your life as well."

Kitty: "But we're separate species."

Gam: *hugs Linda's arm*"So are we, but that didn't stop us."

Linda: "Yeah, Gam is a fem shifter and I'm a human but we are compatible."

(Y/N): "Femshifters are biologically compatible with any species."

Kitty: " Well alright, since Eric is pretty much not the guy for me."

Shego: "Eh, whatever, he's nice enough to let me in after a hard day at work."

Maria: *to Paulina*"What do you say sweetie?"

Paulina: "I'm okay with sharing (Y/N), as long as they don't take advantage of him."

Maria: *to Erotica*"And what about you?"

Erotica: "I guess I can give it a go, he is a nice and decent guy after all, plus my track record with boyfriends has not been good."

Paulina: "Wow, you 3 have bad dating track records huh."

Erotica: "Yeah, my last boyfriend said he hated strippers."

(Y/N): "Well a supervillain and two secret agents dating me, now that's something."

Desiree: "Well I might as well date him too. Since the Sultan is dead, I guess the other option is (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "In that case."

You then press a button on the wall and see the wall get converted into a bedroom for 2 people.

(Y/N): "That room has a built-in portal so that Kitty can go in and out of her universe like going to another room in her own apartment without wasting time moving into my house."

Kitty: "Sweet."

Shego: "Beats living with Drakken."

Erotica: "I'll get my stuff ready."

Gam, Maria, and Linda: *hugging each other and jumping into the air*"We're gonna have so many grandchildren!"

Sometime later we see you and the girls on the couch watching a commercial for Tide Pod Candy Tarts.

TV: "Eat Tide Pod Candy Tarts, it'll taste like laundry day for your mouth!"

(Y/N): "In that universe, Tide started making candy after the whole tide pod challenge thing."

Erotica: "I wonder what that tastes like?"

(Y/N): "Probably soap."

Shego: "Which is why little kids think it's candy and parents keep it away from them."

Paulina: "I'm glad we are together."

Kitty: "Guess watching Interdimensional TV is better than being with someone who doesn't wear pants."

Shego: "Lemme guess, you work with someone annoying and idiotic too huh?"

Kitty: "Yep, you?"

Shego: "Yep, guess that's something we have in common."

Kitty: "Yeah, getting partnered with an absolute idiot is the worst."

Shego: "Is he a dog?"

Kitty: "Yeah."

Shego: "And he doesn't wear pants?"

Kitty: "Yeah, when it comes to Duddley, him and pants are never together."

(Y/N): "So he doesn't wear any pants at all?"

Kitty: "Yeah, he never wears pants."

Shego: "W-wait a minute, so everyone in your world wears clothes but this Duddly guy doesn't wear any pants at all?"

Kitty: "Yep."

(Y/N): "I better reprogram his brain so that he has the constant need to wear pants."

Kitty: "Please do."

(Y/N): "I'll do it later."*changes the channel*"I wonder what other shows are on."

TV: "Welcome to Squid Game, an official sport that is sweeping the way we see sports."

Kitty: "Squid games? So it's a squid football game?"

(Y/N): "It's more like taking childhood games and turning them into a violent version of that game."

Kitty: "Yikes, that's awful."

(Y/N): "They're doing it all for money, you win by being the last man standing."

Shego: "So it's survival of the fittest."

(Y/N): "It's basically Total Drama but when you get eliminated you die."

Girls: "Woah."

(Y/N): "Welp, I'm gonna head out. See ya girls."

You then leave the room as the girls look at each other.

Paulina: "I think this is the start of something special."

Next: Chapter 7: Fear Hole