Here we see you and the hero girls getting ready for the gay wedding.

Jessica: "So when both of their husbands left, they planned on marrying each other?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Zee: "Rich people are weird."

(Y/N): "You live in a casino and you have magic from both sides of your family and your rich too."

Zee: "Point taken."

(Y/N): "Well I sent invites to some people I know."

Meanwhile at the Smith Family home, we see that the Smith Family is invited to a gay wedding.

Summer: "I can't believe we're going to a gay mom wedding."

Rick: "I am not going to the wedding."

Morty: "Oh come on, it's not gonna be like last time. Both of them are from Earth and they have zero connection to the galactic federation."

Rick: "Still not going."

Beth: "Unity is gonna be there."

Rick: "Still not going."

Jerry: "Your friends are gonna be there."

Rick: "Nothing's gonna convince me to go there."

S. Beth: "They're gonna have liquor."

Rick: "I'm in."

Meanwhile at the Falcone Family home, we see that the Falcones are invited to the gay wedding as well.

Theresa: "So these girls are getting hitched because their husbands are horrible as hell?"

Gina: "If I was married to some jackass of a husband and divorce him, I would marry a broad myself."

Cookie: "A woman marrying another woman, what's up with that?"

Jimmy: "Glad Cheech didn't live long enough to be here to see this."

Petey: "Mom, gay marriage is legal now, it shows that love can have different forms."

Cookie: "What like stripper moves?"

Jimmy: "Eh fugget about it."

Later, at the wedding, we see you and the girls there and you brought Gwendolyn and Exe along as well. You then see the Falcone and Smith family come in through the front door.

Morty: *sees the Falcones*"Hey Rick, are they the Falcones?"

Rick: *sees the Falcones*"Holy shit, you're right Morty."

Jimmy: *sees the Smith Family*"Who the hell are they?"

Summer: *Looks at Theresa* "Nice top."

Theresa: "Thanks, I got it at sale. And nice pants really bring out your rear."

Cookie: *to Beth and Space Beth*"So who's the mother?"

Beth: "Well I'm the mother while one of us is the clone that my father made so that I can be in two places at once."

Rick: *to Jimmy*"So what's your deal?"

Jimmy: "I've looked at your son in law and I'm thinking what you're thinking, God saying to your daughter: What the fuck you doin?"

Rick: "Yeah and get this, he got my daughter pregnant in high school."

Jimmy: "Oh my god!" *Referring to Jerry* "Apologies for the bastard of your burden."

Rick: "How did you get with your wife?"

Jimmy: "I met her when a guy who owned a strip club owed the mafia some money and she was one of the strippers there."*sees a large group of people walking in unison*"Who are those broads?"

Rick: "What?"*sees the people and saw the eyes*"Ah shit."

Unity: *Through a business woman* "Hey Rick."

Rick: "Hey... Unity. What are you doing here?"

Unity: *though a business woman*"(Y/N) offered me a job to be a wedding planner for the wedding between Kelly and Priscilla and I took it. It's nice to see you again after you ghosted me."

Jimmy: "You know this broad?"

Rick: "Unity is not just one person, she's a hivemind."

Jimmy: *looks at the people's eyes*"Holy shit, you fucked broads controled by one brain?"

Rick: "Yep."

We then see Rick's friends come into the room and everyone sees them.

Bird Person: "It's good to see you again Rick."

Rick: "Hey Bird person."*sees Bird Daughter*"And you brought your kid with you."

Bird Person: "I thought it would be good for her to meet people of her age."

Meanwhile with you, we see you eating some snacks and the hero girls and Kara heard something enter the atmosphere as we see the Guardians of the Globe both the original and new rosters come into the wedding.

Kara: "Did something enter the atmosphere?"

Babs: "What are you talking about?"

We then see an object burst through the ceiling and it was revealed to be Nolan Grayson aka Omni-man and he was in a tuxedo of your design which is his suit with a tie on it.

Mark: "Dad?"

Immortal: "Omni-man?!"

Omni-man: "Sorry I'm late."

Immortal: "You bastard!"

We then see the Original Guardians of the Globe about to attack Omni-man as and they land a hit on him all at once an energy shield knock them back as you then step in front of Omni-man.

(Y/N): "Easy everyone, he's just here for the wedding because I invited him."

Immortal: "You what!? He's the enemy!"

(Y/N): "Coming from the guy who had sex with Duplic-kate, aka one of the newer Guardians of the Globe."

Duplic-kate looked away in shame as Rex was angry.

Rex: "Now you know how I feel, jerk."

(Y/N): "Look, right now his boss doesn't know he's here. Because he's too busy hunting down decoys of Omni-man that I made myself."

Rick: "Nice."

Duplic-Kate: "Look Rex back in headquarters I-"

Rex: "Save it, I'm gonna eat some food until I feel better."

We then hear lightning strikes as we see Stormfront fly into the room and she's alive and well.

Rex: "Wasn't she supposed to be dead?!"

(Y/N): "I cloned her a new body and I told her why nazis are dead nowadays. And I invited some of her old Vought buddies."

We then see Starlight and Queen Maeve come into the wedding and they see Stormfront.

Starlight and Q. Maeve: "Stormfront."

Stormfront: "Starlight, Queen Maeve. It's good to see you again."

Starlight: "You too."

We then see Atom Eve fly into the room and she sees Rex and Dupli-kate.

Duplic-kate: "Rex come on we gotta talk-"

Rex: "There's nothing to talk about, you'd sleep with just about anyone."

Duplic-kate: "That's not-" *Sees Atom Eve* "Uh hey Eve."

Eve: "Save it."

(Y/N): *whispers to Monster Girl*"Did I just start a lovers' quarrel between superheroes?'

Monster Girl: "Nah, this was going on long before you showed up, see Rex cheated on Eve with Kate and then Kate cheated on Rex with Immortal."

Duplic-Kate: *to you*"I was trying to teach Rex a lesson about what Eve felt."

Monster Girl: "Yeah, and now Rex hates you now because now you know how Eve feels."

Duplic-kate: "Crud."

Meanwhile with Birddaughter, Summer, and Theresa, we see them talking to each other.

Theresa: "Soo, your grandpa is a scientist?"

Summer: "Yep."

Bird Daughter: "My mother turned my father into a cyborg while I was in prison until my father broke me out of there."

Theresa: "My dad proposed to my mom in prison with a ring up his wazoo."

Summer: "Eww, but that is romantic, my dad got my mom pregnant in high school."

Theresa: *looks at Jerry*"I am still having a hard time believing that loser is your father."

Summer: "Ditto."

Bird daughter: "Same here, and sorry my mom killed a lot of people."

Summer: "I'm just glad she's dead, no offense."

Bird Daughter: "Actually, I'm with you. I'm glad my mother is dead. From what my dad told me, she was a huge bitch."

Summer: "Yeah she was my best friend in high school until she tried to kill me and my family."

Theresa: "Damn, the same thing happened when the mafia tried to kill my family when my dad killed the Don."

Bird Daughter: "I would assume your father killed him because the Don made a rude comment about you? My father said that all fathers are protective of their children."

Theresa: "Yeah, my dad is really protective of me, especially when it comes to bringing boys home."

Bird Daughter: "You seem like the person who would bring an estimate of 40 males to mate with."

Theresa: *blushes bright red*"I'm not planning on having 40 bastards from 40 boys jeez!"

Bird Daughter: "I assume that you have a large libido, because you have a knack of needing 40 mates."

Theresa: "I slept with 60 boys in the past thank you very much."

Bird Daughter: "That is impressive while Summer's ability to attract mates is inadequate."

Summer: *A bit bitter* "Don't remind me."

Meanwhile with you, we see you talking to Kelly and Priscilla.

(Y/N): "So what do you think of the guest list?"

Kelly: "Impressive, I'm quite surprised with the selection of guests."

Priscilla: "Yeah."*sees Abrodolph Lincoler coming in*"Is that a man cosplaying Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler?"

(Y/N): "Oh no, that guy is Abrodolph Lincoler, he's supposed to be a genetic creation that is supposed to be a morally neutral nation leader but actually he's just confused."

Kelly: "Oh he's your creation?"

(Y/N): "What? No, he's Rick's creation."

Rick: "Ah shit, I thought he was dead."

(Y/N): "Nope he's healthy as a bull."

Rick: "He's one of my own embarrassing creations."

Abrodolph: *sees Rick*"Rick Sanchez! It's been a long time!"

Rick: "Oh god..."

(Y/N): "Seriously though, Abraham Lincoln and Hitler?"

Rick: " It was supposed to be an attempt to make a morally neutral world leader, but now he's a crazy and confused psychopath."

(Y/N): "I hear ya, glad my genetic creation was not invited."

Abrodolph: "The invite said bring a plus one and I like you to meet someone (Y/N)."

You and Rick sees a common woman who looks like a mishmash of anime waifu types rolled into one and you recognise her as Omni-Waifu.

(Y/N): "Oh crud..."

Rick: "Let me guess, you tried to make the ultimate Waifu by combining every type of waifu together and now she came out as a confused as fuck mess?"

(Y/N): "Yep..."

Rick: "Sorry you created that mess."

Omni-Waifu: "Glad I'm dating Abrodolph bro bro."

Rick: "You two are dating each other?"*to you*"Why did she call you bro-"*realizes*"Oh right, some stories have incest in them I get it now."

(Y/N): "She's my older and younger sister at the same time."

Rick: "You made her because you're lonely?"

(Y/N): "No it's because I had a friend who was lonely and he needed a girlfriend and I made Omni-Waifu and she dumped him because he was too puny."

Rick: "Jeez and I thought Beth is cold hearted."

(Y/N): *to Abrodolph*"How did you two meet?"

Omni-Waifu: "Oh we met online and we started out as friends and one thing led to another we became a thing. He's a mixed up mess, I'm a mixed up mess, it's a match made in Heavell."

Rick: "Heavell?"

(Y/N): "A combination of Heaven and Hell."

Rick: "That's a thing?"

(Y/N): "Yep, I made it myself, now people who have families from both Heaven and Hell can have family reunions. I had a bet with God and The Devil to see if I could make it happen and I did, now I got a free pass to go anywhere in the afterlife, dead or alive."

Rick: "Holy shit."

(Y/N): "I know right."

Sometime later, we see Jessica and Zee at the buffet table, although they weren't really eating, more like choosing how much to eat or what to eat.

Planetina: "Are you girls okay?"

Zee: "We're finding something to eat so that we don't have anything in our... trunks."

Planetina: "Is this about your butts?"

Jessica: "No."

(Y/N): *walks by*"They had a really heavy meal yesterday and now their trunks are bigger."*walks away*

Planetina notices that their butts are much bigger and more plump than usual.

Zee: "Aw man!"

Jessica: "Great, there go my bell-bottom pants."

Planetina: "Uh, Zee was it? Don't you know a spell that can change someone's weight?"

Zee: *Remembers* "Oh duh."

Zee then tries to cast a spell on herself and Jessica and ends up wording the spell wrong and now their butts became too big for their clothes and they were ripping apart as Summer was knocked back by them by accident.

Jessica: "Change it back, change it back!"

Summer: "Ugh what hit-"*sees Jessica's and zee's butts*"Holy shit!"

Zee: "Gah! I worded the spell wrong!"*tries to change it back but can't*"What!?"

(Y/N): *walks in*"Alright, I made a generator that turns off all kinds of superpowers so that no one would break people's spine by accident or sneeze magic at people."*looks at Zee and Jessica*"What's with you two?"

Zee: "Our butts are gigantic thanks to my magic!"

(Y/N): *sees their butts*"Looks like you two have the world's largest pumpkins as your backsides, which is 2,749 pounds or 1.4 tons."

Jessica and Zee: "What!?"

Jessica: "Turn off that generator!"

(Y/N): "Sorry, once it's on, it's on until the wedding ends."

Zee: "Oh come on!"

Jessica: "You gotta be kidding me!"

Later on, we see other guests arrive at the wedding such as the IMP crew, Rias and her peerage, Sona Sitri and her peerage, and Riser's Peerage but Riser wasn't invited for obvious reasons. The first thing the IMP crew noticed was how big Jessica and Zee's butts are.

Loona: "Uh...."

Zee and Jessica: "We're stuck like this until the wedding ends."

Loona: "Okay then..."

Millie: "Can you move?"

Zee: "Yes cause they're a lot lighter than air."

Millie: "Soo... they're balloons?"

(Y/N): *comes in*"Nope, Zee's magic made their butts bigger but they can still move around like normal. I'll prove it by doing this."

You then spank Zee's butt as it then jiggles around as the demons were pretty shocked especially the girl demons.

Zee: "Eep!"

Girl demons: *pouts*"Lucky."

Millie: "I wish that happened to me."

Blitzo: "How are you gonna fit through the doors or where are you gonna buy plants?"

Moxie: "Who would be into rear ends this large?"

Morty: *stuck in between Jessica's butt cheeks**muffled*"Would somebody help me? I thought it would be cool to be in here but now it's a horrible idea! Don't fart!"

Jessica: "Get him out now!"

(Y/N): *Sees Stolas comes in*"Hey would you pull the idiot out of Jessica's state carnival pumpkin sized butt?"

Stolas then makes Morty teleport out of Jessica's butt and then he falls to the ground.

Rick: "Goddamn it Morty."

Zee: "Wait a second, I thought all powers were turned off thanks to your generator?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, that doesn't include magic from a book and not what you got naturally."

Stolas: "There is a spell in my grimoire that can change your... assets back to normal."

Stolas then uses his magic to make their butts back to normal.

Morty: "It's a good thing I took a picture of their butts to make them last longer."

Rick: "Whatever gets you to get off, Morty."*rolls his eyes and sighs*

Summer then takes Morty's phone and deletes the pictures.

Morty: "Hey!"

Jessica: "Thanks Summer."

Summer: "Don't mention it."

Meanwhile with you, you are talking to Riser's peerage and you talked about a lot of your adventures.

(Y/N): "And that is how I turned an Eldritch God into an Eldritch Goddess."

Ni: "Wow..."

(Y/N): "Yep, it's kind of a regular Monday for me. So what kind of things do you do with your boss?"

Yubellena: "Well he messes around with my body for one thing."

(Y/N): "Same goes for everyone?"

Riser's Peerage: "Yep."

Yubellena: "Well, except for his sister."

(Y/N): "Which is who?"

Ravel: "Me."

(Y/N): "Well kinda makes sense to have you part of his group, royalty always commit incest in their royal castle to keep their blood 'pure'."

Ravel: "What?! Ew! No!"

(Y/N): "Well it will bound to happen sooner or later."

Summer: "Well actually there is a incest baby in space... and it's mine."

Ravel: "Who's the father?"

You then point to Morty as we see Morty staring at Yubelluna's chest.

Yubelluna: *to Morty* "Don't even think about it."

(Y/N): "It could be worse, Summer could have a baby with her father."

You then point to Jerry as he was getting beaten up by Gina.

Gina: "You owe me protection money old man! Now pay up!"

Jerry: *while crying in pain**gives Gina his money*"Take the money, just leave me alone!"

Riser's Peerage: "Wow...."

Ni: "I feel bad for your dad."

Li: "Same here."

Summer: "Yeah he keeps getting beaten up by 6 year olds for his lunch money."

(Y/N): "Yep, it's actually pathetic of him."

Later on we see everyone is in the ceremony and they see Priscilla at the altar in her wedding dress. We see you and Octavia sitting in between Stolas and his ex wife Stella.

(Y/N): "So how are things with ya Octavia?"

Octavia: "Mom sent an assassin to kill my dad."

(Y/N): "Oh well, my brother tried to kill me in every universe."

Octavia: "Damn, guess our families have their flaws huh?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Octavia: "But why exactly did you invite my mum?"

(Y/N): "Help her to find options to find love fit for her so that she wouldn't do incest with her brother."

Octavia: "Really? Between you and me, she's a huge bitch."

Stolas: "I second that."

(Y/N): "Why do you think she's sitting next to Dr. Wong?"

Stolas and Octavia sees that Dr. Wong is sitting right next to Stella.

Dr. Wong: "Hello there."

You and everyone else then sees Priscilla walking down the aisle with Unity with her as we see the Solar Opposites being their flower girls with their flower guns.

Stolas: "You made them flower girls?"

(Y/N): "They're plants aren't they? So what better way to make them Flower girls?"

Everyone then sees the bridesmaids being Shego, Desiree, Summer, Planetina, and Supernova walking with Priscilla.

(Y/N): "Unity chose the bridesmaids."

Rick: "Is one of them a genie?"

(Y/N): "Yep, Unity is the wedding planner."

Priscilla has arrived at the altar and she then turns to Kelly and we see Kelly lift her veil over her head.

Priest: "Kelly, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

Kelly: "I do."

Priest: "And do you, Priscilla Northwest, take Kelly as your lawfully wedded wife?"

Priscilla: "I do."

Priest: "And I pronounce you wife and wife. You may kiss the bride."

We then see Kelly and Priscilla kiss each other as everyone then applaud the wedded couple. We then see Priscilla throw the bouquet into the air as we see the bridesmaids trying to get it only for the bouquet to land in your hands and you didn't notice it landed in your hands.

Zee: "Nice catch (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "What?"*sees the bouquet*" Oh, does anyone else want it?"

Girls: "I do!"

(Y/N): "Olay let me rephrase that, does anyone want to share it?"

Zee: "I don't think it's possible to share a bouquet, is it?"

You then pull out a pistol and once you blast the bouquet, every girl gets their fair share of the bouquet.

(Y/N): "Now everyone is happy."

Jessica: "Thanks (Y/N), you know how to get every girl to have the same bouquet when they share it."

Later, after the wedding, we see you and the others heading home and you see that Riser's peerage wants to go with you.

(Y/N): "You all want to go with me?"

Ravel: "You have a much better life than my brother, and besides you're way better with girls than Riser."

(Y/N): "You do realize this will make you all stray demons by living at my place?"

Yubelluna: "We'll take our chances."

(Y/N): "In that case."*press a button on your watch*"Watch, mark these girls with my demonic crest."

Your watch then shoot artificial demon energy to create your crest which is just a picture of your face.

(Y/N): "There, now you're officially my peerage."

Rias: "What? How did you-"

(Y/N): "It's not that hard once you understand the science behind demon magic. And heads up, there will be a spicy chicken platter in, 3,2,1."

We then see a large explosion as we see Riser come out of it and he is pissed off.

(Y/N): "And there he is." *to Riser*"Hey Riser, I used my tech to make your peerage mine. It's kinda easy once you know the science behind it."

Riser: "Why you!?"

Riser then fire a powerful burst of fire and you were in the middle of it.

Girls: "(Y/N)!"

The fire dissipated and you were unscathed from the fire.

(Y/N): "I forgot to mention, I demon proofed my tech to spite you."

Riser then charged at you and he tries to punch you but his punches aren't really doing anything to you.

(Y/N): "Jeez this guy is stupid."

You then zapped Riser with a beam and then you pulled out a machine laser gun and you fired numerous plasma shots in his body as Riser screams in pain.

Riser: "GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! THE PAIN! WHY IS THERE SO MUCH PAIN?!!"

(Y/N): "I amped up your pain receptors to 11, now you feel the pain getting stabbed like a billion times just by stepping on a lego. Same goes for your other senses."

Riser can smell Rick's fart and it burns his nose, he can hear Beth whispering to Space Beth and it's like an air horn blaring in both of his ears, and when he sees a small bit of light it feels like he's looking straight at the sun.

Rick: "Christ on a stick, what did you do?"

(Y/N): "I supercharged his senses to painful degrees."

Riser: "I CAN TASTE YOUR CHILI FARTS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!"

Riser was referring to Jerry who was 400 feet away from Riser as he was eating a bowl of chili.

Riser: "AUGHH!!! THIS ONE IS MORE WORSE THAN THE CHILI FARTS!!!"

Riser was referring to Jessica who was 450 feet away and she was eating a bowl of vegan bean chips.

Zee: "Jess again with the bean chips?"

Jessica: "What? They taste good."*makes a really loud fart*"Sorry..."

Riser: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"*to you*"CURSE YOU!!!!!"

(Y/N): "I'll undo this if you agree to leave your old peerage alone."

Riser: "NEVER!!!!"

You then flick Riser on the forehead as he felt like 400 billion freight trains hit him in the head.

Riser: "FINE, YOU WIN!!!!"

Sometime later, we see that Riser's old peerage has moved in with you.

Jessica: "Are you sure you have room for these girls (Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

You then press a button on the wall as we see a secret door appear and it opens up to a bedroom that can fit all of them.

Jessica: "Woah..."

(Y/N): "I was prepared when this happened. Along with other women who wanted to move in with me."

We then see Thula, Anissa, Rocine, Supernova, and Planetina walk by in their bathrobes.

Jessica: "Okay I have to ask, why are you girls always in your bathrobes?"

Planetina: "Just got out of the shower."

Jessica: "Oh okay."

Supernova: "There's a luxury group shower that (Y/N) made himself. The water is laced with nanites programmed to give you a massage while you take a shower."

Rocine: "Wanna see a clip of us in the group shower for proof?"

Jessica: "Clip? Wait, there's cameras in the showers?"

Planetina: "No, Rocine is an observer."

Rocine: "And men aren't the only people drooling for your butt Jessica."

We then see a clip of Jessica in her bell bottoms and women walk by and see Jessica's butt including Zee.

Zee: *pouts*"Lucky..."

The clip ends as Jessica turns to Zee.

Jessica: "You were jealous of my butt?"

Zee: "A little, and Jess, I don't wanna offend you and to be a bit blunt, you're a gorgeous hot latina with a voluptuous figure and a large butt."

Rocine: "That's what they said about Jessica's mother."

Rocine then shows a clip of Siobhan teaching yoga and most of the women there were checking out her butt. Rocine then ends the clip.

Zee: "Huh, like mother like daughter."

Jessica: "Zee!"

Zee: "What? You really got your looks from your mother, well one of them."

(Y/N): "It's true and I can prove it."

You then scan Jessica's genetics and you then show Jessica's family tree and she sees that she came from a long line of women with big butts.

Jessica: "So my butt is genetic?"

Planetina: "Looks like it."

(Y/N): "Yep, all the way back to the Age of the Aztec."

Planetina: "Huh, neat."

Jessica: "So my cousin has a large butt too?"

Planetina: "You have a cousin?"

Jessica: "Yeah, she lives in Amity Park."

(Y/N): "Paulina Sanchez?"

Jessica: "Wait, you know her?"

(Y/N): "Yeah, I was at her quinceanera."

Rocine: "Want to see a clip of that party?"

Rocine then shows everyone a clip of you at Paulina's Quinceanera and we see you talking to Paulina.

(Y/N): "So you tried to invite your... friend in hopes of your hero crush coming here?"

Paulina: "Yeah, turns out he's a no show." *Looks down a bit* "Figures."

(Y/N): "You actually just wanted someone you care about at your party didn't you?"

Paulina: "Yeah..."

You then hold up a bottle with Desiree in it and you give it to Paulina.

(Y/N): "Here's an actual genie in a bottle, just wish for something and it will happen."

Paulina: "Aww thanks."*hugs you*"You really know how to make my day (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "No problem, also word of advice do not wish for larger boobs or a large bottom, those never go well."

Paulina: "Noted, plus I'm proud of my body, sometimes bigger isn't always better."*lets go of you and looks at her butt*"And my booty is perfect just the way it is."*spanks her own butt*

(Y/N): "By the way, I invited some friends over."

We then see a cloud of black smoke appear and we see 3 titans with heads of a speaker, camera, and a TV and it was the titans from the Alliance.

(Y/N): "They get some time off from the war so that they can party here."

Titan Speakerman then plays Paulina's favorite music, Titan Cameraman then looks at Paulina and Titan TV man shows live footage of her with the words Birthday girl on the screen. We then see the titans fire confetti from their fingers and it was raining confetti on everyone including Paulina.

Paulina: "Woah... awesome!" *Looks at herself on Titan TV man* "Wow, I look good on a big screen." *To you* "Thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Paulina: "And if you want to, do you wanna go out someday."

(Y/N): "I'd love to."

Paulina: "Cool, oh and if you see my cousin Jessica, tell her I said hi."

(Y/N): "I have a feeling she would see this moment herself."

Rocine then ended the clip and Jessica was surprised to see that clip.

(Y/N): "Her father really approved of those titans and me dating her too."

Rocine: "I heard she was coming over for a visit and she might move in with you."

You then hear the doorbell and you answer it and you see Paulina and her luggage with her.

Paulina: "Hey babe." *Sees Jessica* "Hey cousin."

Jessica: "Hey cousin."

Zee: *to Paulina* "Wow, your skin is so flawless."

Paulina: "Heh, thanks."

(Y/N): "Except for the mole on her butt."

Paulina: "Accurate but true, my skin is nearly flawless." *to Zee* "But you look super pretty, what's your secret?"

Zee: "A magician never reveals her secrets, even her beauty secrets."

Paulina: "Fair enough."

Jessica: "So you're not going after Danny Phantom?"

Paulina: "No, he has a girlfriend now I decided to move out and move in with (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "Speaking of, how did he take you moving out of Amity Park?"

Paulina: "Well..."

Flashback (Takes place after Phantom Planet)

Here we see Paulina cleaning out her locker and throwing out her Danny Phantom shrine and any memorabilia focusing on Danny Phantom as Team Phantom saw this.

Sam: *Smug* "Where are you going, shallow?"

Paulina: "I'm moving in with someone new, and don't try to stop me and don't bother I'm not gonna steal Danny from you."

Sam: "I'm not, but they are."

Paulina looked at the crowd of boys not wanting her to leave. But rather than being flattered, she did something a little unexpected.

Paulina: "I'm not staying here, go! All of you!"

Sam: *A bit surprised* "Woah....Where did that come from?"

Paulina: "I'm leaving and you're not stopping me."

End of flashback.

Jessica: "And she thought you were joking?"

Paulina: "Yep."

Jessica: "Wow."

(Y/N): "Well anyways, I'll set up your room."

You then press a button on the wall as another door to another bedroom appears by rearranging the atoms of the house.

(Y/N): "Welp, that's enough back breaking labor for one day."

Jessica: "All you did was press a button."

(Y/N): "I know right."*to Paulina*"Allow me to give you a tour around the house."

Paulina: *looks in the bedroom and see two beds*"Two beds?"

(Y/N): "One for you and Desiree."

Paulina: "Oh gotcha."

We see Paulina follow you while you are showing her around the house and by the time you reach the basement levels, you end up in one of them which contains memory bulbs.

Paulina: "What's this room?"

(Y/N): "It's where all the memories of all the people who had their minds blown. Anything that happened to them that they want to forget ends up here, I call it the Library of Mind Blowers. I'll show an example."*grabs a memory bulb*"Here's one from Rex Splode, it's called Immortal Love."

You then put a bulb into a projector and then it plays the memory on screen. We see The Immortal and Rex Splode trapped in bubbles and we see Dupli-Kate trapped in chains as a tyrant talks to her on Phoebe from Saturn.

Tyrant: "I know your kind values the love between each other, so I'll give you the choice of allow me to spare one of-"

Dupli-Kate: "Immortal!"

Immortal was shocked to hear Duplikate say that as Rex cries in pain and horror until we see a portal open between the tyrant and slice him in half as you come out of the portal.

(Y/N): "I went to Titan instead of Phoebe, it's like hello Saturn do less naming moons and more numbering moons. I mean come on."*to Immortal and Rex Splode*"What's with you assholes?"

End of memory.

Paulina: "Wow."

(Y/N): "Yeah I don't blame her for picking Immortal over Rex, that guy cheated on a girl who can Midas Touch her way to becoming the richest woman on Earth just by rearranging atoms."

Paulina: "You mean Atom Eve right?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Paulina: "Lucky, I wish I had powers like that."

(Y/N): "Trust me, that isn't as cool as it sounds, as you can see from Eve's memory from her-"*grabs another memory bulb*"-Sour 16."

You then put the memory bulb into the projector and it plays the memory. We see it's Eve's 16th birthday and she was fighting crime all over the city and she was exhausted by the time she got home. She sees her parents waiting for her and she sees that half of her birthday cake is gone and she didn't get to blow out the candles.

Atom Eve: "You two ate most of the cake without me?"

Adam: "We know what you've been up to, young lady."

Adam then gives Atom Eve today's paper and she reads it.

Adam: "It's bad enough that we have to raise a freakshow like you."

Betsy: "Adam!"

Adam: "Yeah I said it!"

Eve was angry and she turned the paper into nothing but salt out of frustration.

Betsy: "Adam, you need to apologize to her, she's our daughter!"

Adam: "Our daughter? Oh you mean the walking nuclear bomb?"*to Eve*'Give up the whole superhero thing, it will get you killed!"

Eve then fires a projectile at Adam and knocks him back to a wall and she realizes what she did and cries and runs out of the house.

Adam: "That's right! Keep running!"

End of memory.

Paulina: "That's awful."

(Y/N): "Yeah it is."

Paulina: "Are you gonna do something about her dad?"

(Y/N): "Well she moved out of her parents' house and now she has a place in the woods not too far from school or from college so what's the point?"

Paulina: "Got any other memories?"

(Y/N): "Oh here's one from Invincible, believe it or not this one came from a time when Omni-man was still on Earth."*grabs the memory bulb*"I call it, Omni-WTF."

You then put in the memory bulb into the projector and it shows the memory. We see Invincible and possessed by a space demon and you, Omni-man, the new Guardians of the Globe, Atom Eve, and Debbie sees this happening.

Atom Eve: "Mark, please don't do this!"

Invincible: *possessed by Voltamatron*"Hahah! Your Invincible is gone, I am Voltamatron! Destroyer of worlds!"

Omni-man: "How do we save him?"

Rex: *to you and Robot*"Can't you guys science up a way to save him?"

(Y/N): "No science, but there is a way."*to Invincible*"Mark, if you can hear me, I love you like the 2nd brother I never had."

Monster Girl: "We love you, you son of a bitch!"

Debbie: "We all do love you!"

We then see Invincible getting back control of himself as we see a giant space worm come out of his mouth slowly.

Rex: "We love you man-"*sees how long is the worm is*"Should we pull it out or-"

(Y/N): "No just keep loving Invincible."

Omni-Man: "I love you son! I love you!"*sees that the worm is a lot longer*"Okay how can that fit in his body?"

Rex: *looks away*"Christ man, do I have to keep looking?"

(Y/N): "Dude pinch it off already."

Everyone was laughing as the worm slithers back into Invincible's mouth as he gestures to you and the others to stop the worm.

Debbie: "Oh god Mark I'm sorry and I love you!"

Monster Girl: "Okay I ordered the large evil space worm."

(Y/N): "I know I'm like is that a demon slug in your stomach or are you-"

Invincible: *muffled screaming*

Everyone: "Sorry!"

End of Memory

Paulina: "Jeez he had a demon slug in him, that is so gross." *Stiffles* "But... he could have pinched it off."

(Y/N): *Chuckles* "Yeah... so you think everyone at Amity Park is fine without you?".

Paulina: "I'm sure they're fine."

Meanwhile back in Amity Park, we see the school and the students are depressed. Back to you.

(Y/N): "I'd say they're depressed, especially that goth girl that hated you."

Paulina: "She probably found someone else to resent."

Meanwhile with Sam, we see her even more depressed than usual. Back to you.

(Y/N): "Anyways, wanna see a mind blower from you?"

Paulina: "There are MBs of me?"

(Y/N): "Yep."*grabs a memory bulb*"Here's one, this one is called, Bad Hair Day."

You then put the memory bulb into the projector and play it. The memory starts off with Paulina minding her business at school as we see Danny and Sam at a table next to her's.

Danny: "Okay I got this new power and I think I can transfer some of my powers to someone else."

Sam: "Why don't you give me some of your powers for a day? Tucker had ghost powers, so it's my turn."

Danny: "Ok, by 9 PM come to me."

Sam: "Alright."

Danny then transfers some of his power to Sam and she got ghost powers and she possesses Paulina.

Sam: *while possessing Paulina*"Now let's have some fun!"

We then see a montage of Sam controlling Paulina's body and ruining her day by shaving most of her hair off, putting on a goth outfit and make up, and getting tattoos from a tattoo parlor. By the time Sam leaves Paulina, she heads to Danny's house as Paulina sees she's not in school and when she saw her reflection in her pocket mirror she was shocked to see what Sam did to her.

Paulina: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

End of memory.

(Y/N): "Just so you know, I did some tweaking with the memory so that it would make sense cause you won't remember anything after the ghost leaves your body."

Paulina: "That was horrible!"

(Y/N): "Yep, anyways want to see the rest of the house?"

Paulina: "Yeah and figure out a way to get back at Sam for this."

(Y/N): "I actually did."*holds up a memory bulb*"This one is from Sam Manson, I called it the Brightest Day in her Darkest Night."*hands Paulina the bulb*"Feel free to watch it."

Paulina then put the bulb into the projector and hit play as she saw Sam's memory. We see you in Amity Park and you shot a beam at Sam and she didn't notice it as she makes a happy and cheerful smile.

Tucker: "Hey Sam, you okay?"

Sam: "I don't know, I feel so cheerful and happy for some reason, and it's not even Christmas."

For several days, everyone in school was terrified of the now cheerful and happy Disney princess she became.

Dash: "She's happy and cheerful and she's singing songs like a princess! Run for your lives!"

We see everyone making a run for it as Danny and Tucker were also freaking out about it too.

Danny: "Sam! What is wrong with you?!"

Tucker: "Did someone hit you on your head? Did your parents give you happy pills or a lobotomy?"

Sam: "No, I'm just really happy and lucky to have friends like you. And it's FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!!"

Paulina: *To Danny* "What's wrong with her?"

Danny: "I don't know!"

End of memory.

(Y/N): "All I did is invert the polarity of Sam's personality from a Goth teen to Disney Princess. I gave her the mindset of every Disney Princess including ones that are not really official Disney Princesses, but not the live action ones."

Paulina: "That was the best thing I have ever seen and thanks for getting back at Sam for me. Ever since she and Danny started going out, she's been rubbing that ring in my face non stop, like I get it, you two are dating now congratulations."

(Y/N): "Yeah, let's go."

We see you and Paulina leave the Library of Mind Blowers and head down to lower levels of the basement.

Meanwhile back in Amity Park, we see Sam, Tucker and Danny are all hanging out as usual although Sam was a bit bummed, more than usual since Paulina wasn't around.

Danny: "You okay Sam?"

Sam: "I feel depressed, but-but I don't why ever since Paulina moved away, I should be happy, but I'm not."

Tucker: "Maybe you miss Paulina?"

Sam: "What?! Pfft wh-why would I miss that shallow witch?"

Danny: "It sounds like you miss her."

Sam: "I know...."

Back to you, we see you and Paulina in your weapons vault and Paulina sees your collection of lantern rings.

Paulina: "Rings?"

(Y/N): "Lantern rings."

You then put on the Violet Ring on and you made a construct of a hotdog.

Paulina: "Woah, just like Danny, but with a ring. Why do they come in different colors though?"

(Y/N): "They harness emotions like Willpower, Love, Hope, Compassion, Avarice, Rage, Fear, Life, and Death."

Paulina: "Soo, they're space mood rings?"

(Y/N): "In a way, yeah. But there is the Phantom ring."

You then turn the Green Lantern symbol 180 degrees and it opens a secret compartment and Paulina sees the Phantom Ring.

Paulina: "Woah..."

(Y/N): "Yeah secret compartment bitch."

Paulina: "That's so smart of you."

Paulina was about to reach for the ring but immediately stopped herself.

Paulina: "No, no, I probably shouldn't, it'd be too powerful."

(Y/N): "Why do you think I made the secret compartment? Anyways, want to try out the other rings?"

Paulina: "Why?"

(Y/N): "I got all of them by making a robot that fills in the requirements of all the lantern corps."

Paulina: "Well, I could try each of them out and see which one is best for me."

(Y/N): "Honestly it would be funny either way."

Paulina then sees the robot you used to get the lantern rings in the first place.

Paulina: "Is that the robot that helped you gather the rings?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Paulina: "Neat." *Notices a Green lantern ring* "Let's start with the green one."

Paulina then put on the green lantern ring and a green lantern suit appeared on her body and Paulina was wearing a Green mask and a fancy dress like she's at a masquerade dance.

Paulina: *looks at her lantern outfit*"Ooo, this dress is amazing."

(Y/N): "Not only that, you can alter how the outfit with just your willpower alone."

Paulina then changes her outfit to that of a one piece swimsuit and she poses in the mirror.

Paulina: "What do you think of this one?"

(Y/N): "Looks cute on you, but why did you put the green lantern emblems where your breasts are?"

Paulina: "Isn't that where most female superhero logos are?"

(Y/N): "Well some are on their belts or the middle of their chest, but on the boobs, that is a bold move Paulie."

Paulina: "I thought it would be cute and thanks."

(Y/N): "Anytime, and it does look cute on you."

Paulina: *Giggles and smiles* "Thanks, now let's try the Red one."

Paulina then takes off the green lantern ring and then puts on the red lantern ring and she put on a Red Lantern uniform which consists of a Two Piece swimsuit with a jacket that exposes her midriff.

(Y/N): "Huh, looks like different rings gives you different outfits."

Paulina: *Under the ring's influence* "Why do I feel so angry?!"

(Y/N): "You're being influenced by the Red light of Rage, Red Lanterns always have severe anger problems."

Paulina: "Gah! I feel so angry right now! It's worse than my period!!"

(Y/N): "Do you feel angry and horny? I'm only asking because that's a bad combination."

Paulina: "Well I'm mad that Sam kept rubbing the fact that she's dating someone famous!"

You then take the ring off of Paulina and switch it with the yellow lantern ring and she instantly got a yellow skin type suit with the ring.

Paulina: "Oh phew, thanks (Y/N)."

(Y/N): "You're welcome."

Paulina: *Checks herself out* "Yellow with a skin suit? Huh, I look good in this."*looks at her butt*"It really brings out my butt, it feels like I'm not really wearing anything at all." *Realizes* "Wait." *checks under her uniform to she's naked under it* "Woah! I really am naked, I don't even have a bra here."

(Y/N): "Well that's a lantern uniform for ya, there's nothing but light for what they have to wear and nothing else."

Paulina: "Not even underwear?"

(Y/N): "Nope."

Paulina: "Wow, but I do look good in this yellow lantern uniform. What does this yellow lantern ring do?"

(Y/N): "It harnesses yellow fear, basically anything that scares people and the constructs you make are representations of people's fears."

Paulina: "Hmm."

Paulina then changes her outfit to match that of a terrifying yet sexy dominatrix mask and all.

Paulina: "How about this? Does this scream yellow lantern in a sexy way?"

(Y/N): "Are you trying to make yourself look like a sexy yet terrifying dominatrix that makes people bow to you and let you step on them with your high heels because they're afraid of you?"

Paulina: "Yes?"

(Y/N): "Then you nailed it."

Paulina: "Awesome!" *Loses her balance* "Woah!" *You catch her* "Thanks hun."

(Y/N): "Anytime, and maybe lose the high heels."

Paulina: "Yeah good call."

Paulina then changed her high heels into boots for women which were more comfortable.

Paulina: "Much better."

Sometime later, we see Jessica watching TV and we see you and Paulina come out from the basement and you give Jessica pictures of Paulina in different lantern outfits.

Jessica: *looks at the pictures*"Woah, Paulina you look good in these."

Paulina: "Thanks, those lantern rings are amazing, I just don't know which one to wear."

(Y/N): "And right now she's wearing the Black Lantern ring."

Paulina: *points to Jessica's head* "Are you gonna eat that?"

Jessica: "Wait what?" *To you* "(Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, you have to be dead to wear the black lantern ring, hang on."

You then bring out the white lantern ring and you use it to turn Paulina back from a Zombie and the black lantern ring comes off of Paulina.

Paulina: "Ughh, thanks hun."

(Y/N): "No problem."

You then injected a chemical into Paulina and she grew vampire fangs.

(Y/N): "Now you're a daywalker, which is an upgrade to a normal vampire. And don't worry about garlic, all it does is paint a target for vampires."

Paulina: *points to Jessica's neck*"Are you gonna drink that?"

Jessica: "(Y/N)?"

(Y/N): "Oh yeah, daywalkers also need to drink blood like vampires."

Jessica: *Sees Paulina trying to drink her blood* "Isn't there some imitation blood she can drink instead?"

You then pull a lever on a houseplant that turns the fireplace into a blood bar for vampires as there was already a bar keeper vampire there and he makes a blood cocktail of the blood of celebrities and US Presidents.

Bar Keep: "It's on the house ma'am."

Paulina: *drinks the blood from the cocktail*" Mmm, thanks." *Realizes* "Why did I enjoy drinking blood?"

(Y/N): "You're a daywalker."

Paulina: "That explains why I like blood, and this is delicious."

(Y/N): "Yeah if word gets out, every vampire on the planet will go nuts for this stuff."

Paulina: "Yeah, but as cool as being a vampire is, I want to be back to normal."

You then inject a chemical into Paulina that turns her back into a human.

Paulina: "Thanks babe."

(Y/N): "Anytime."

Jessica: "So what were the other rings like for you Paulina?"

Paulina: "Well the blue ring was making me feel all hopeful and I had a nun outfit on and for the violet ring, I made myself look like a stripper."

Jessica: "Was it really bad?"

Paulina: "Yep, look for yourself."

Jessica then look at Paulina's violet lantern outfit and she saw that she looked like a stripper.

(Y/N): "I'm pretty sure the violet lantern rings are supposed to get men to fall for their wielders either making them into a princess or a sexy stripper."

Jessica: "Weird, Carol usually only wears a princess outfit whenever she's Star Sapphire."

Paulina: "So I guess I become a stripper to get the attention of boys."

(Y/N): "And you're already an attention hog."

Paulina: "Yeah, but sometimes too much attention is a bad thing."

Flashback

Here we see Paulina walking by as she gets knocked over and saw Danny and Sam being hounded by the paparazzi and autograph hounds and rather than being jealous, Paulina actually felt sorry for them as she went over and pulled them out and they ran into a nearby ally.

Paulina: *Gets up and dusts herself off* "You guys okay?"

Sam: "Why would you care you shallow witch."

Paulina: "Hey I saved you from those guys, the least you could do is be a bit grateful."

Danny: "Well thanks for the save."

Sam: "Danny come on let's get out of here before the autograph hounds come back."

Paulina: *Looks outside to see there still there* "Yeah I wouldn't do that if I were you."

End of flashback

Paulina: "She didn't listen to me and their date got ruined."

Jessica: "Yikes."

Paulina: "I know, I was trying to help them but Sam just had to be herself and just ruin their date."

Jessica: "Well you were trying to do the right thing for them."

Paulina: "I know, I just feel kinda guilty for the things I did to Danny, I just wanna say I'm sorry but Sam's too stubborn to realize I'm trying to apologize."

(Y/N): "You wanna talk to them?"

Paulina: "Yeah, but I don't think Sam would listen to me anyways."

(Y/N): "Well you gotta make it up to Danny somehow."

Paulina: "True, I'm gonna put on my big girl panties and own up to my mistakes, even if Sam won't listen."

(Y/N): "Or you I can do this."

You then pull out a ghost crystal and you tap Paulina's head with it as it glows green and you fire a beam out of it as the beam comes back into the crystal.

Paulina: "What was that?"

(Y/N): "I put your entire apology in this ghost crystal and sent the beam to Danny and he sent the beam back to send you a message from him."*sees the ghost crystal shoot a beam at Paulina's forehead*"What did he say?"

Paulina: "He forgave me."

Jessica: "Nice, so how does the ghost crystal work?"

(Y/N): "It's the ghost way to text people in the afterlife or in this case a half ghost like Danny, so you don't have to see Sam's sour face."

Paulina: "Yeah she has a habit of getting people into trouble or using them, especially when it comes to getting things the way she wants it, I mean how shallow is that?"

Jessica: "Very shallow."

(Y/N): "Well anyways, I'm gonna help Desiree unpack."

Jessica: "Okay."

Later, in Paulina's bedroom, we see you helping Desiree unpacking her luggage.

(Y/N): "So Desiree, how were things with Paulina?"

Desiree: "It's amazing, I finally have a mistress and the best part, no jealous wife to kick me out and no creepy men wishing me to have a bigger bust size or a large bottom."

(Y/N): "Yeah, you're already a harem girl back in your day and you dress up like a harem girl now so it would make sense men would drool all over you."

Desiree: "True, maybe I should change my clothes so guys don't look at me funny."

(Y/N): "I wish you would dress up like how women like you dress nowadays."

Desiree then granted your wish and now she has a white shirt and a black skirt and her shirt is showing a boob window.

(Y/N): "Instead of a hot harem girl, you now look like a hot math teacher."

Desiree: "Is that good or bad?"

(Y/N): "Well here's how it works."

You then press a button on a clock and it shows footage of a hot math teacher and the boys of the class were drooling.

(Y/N): "On this video, it shows the typical behavior of a hot math teacher."

Teacher: *on video*"Alright class, make sure you do all of your work on page 1 through 10."

The boys have boners and out of horniness they finish their work already and they put their phone numbers on the papers as we see the teacher looking at their results.

Teacher: *on video*"A+s for everyone, I have the brightest students~."

Desiree: "Wow."

(Y/N): "It's not sexist if it brings results."

Desiree: "And their hormones?"

(Y/N): "Will make them smarter and hornier."

Desiree: "Well, I better keep this human outfit."*changes back to her normal outfit*"The shirt was a bit tight for my boobs anyways."

(Y/N): "That and it looked like it was gonna rip open any second before."

Desiree: "Yeah."

(Y/N): "So what did you and Paulina do together as roommates?"

Desiree: "Well we tried on each other's clothes, put on makeup, talked about boys and I taught her how to belly dance, she is a gifted belly dancer by the way."

(Y/N): "Huh, well it's nice you two are getting along."

Desiree: "It is, plus I've told her about my life as a harem girl. She felt bad about me when I got kicked out of the palace because of a jealous wife."

(Y/N): "Kinda like with her and Sam, except she was just messing around with Danny awhile back."

Desiree: "Ugh, been there, that goth girl is intolerable, she keeps making things about her."

(Y/N): "Yeah, and want to know who's more intolerable. My brother."

Desiree: "Why?"

(Y/N): "Well me and my moms were trying to get him off of a dark and shitty path of life but instead of letting us help him, he just put a wedge between us and him like he doesn't want our help. 99% of the Multiverse has me as the Smartest Man in the Universe, and the 1% is a Finite Curve of him getting away with everything."

Desiree: "Even-"

(Y/N): "Yes."

Desiree: "And-"

(Y/N): "Yes."

Desiree: "Including-"

(Y/N): "Control-alt-bingo."

Desiree: "I suppose a wish won't do much to him, right?"

(Y/N): "Well you know there are rules about being a genie?"

Desiree: " I know, I can't kill anyone, can't make anyone fall in love, or raise the dead."

(Y/N): "He made a 4th rule that any wish against him will be null and void."

Desiree: "What?! That's not a rule! That is not possible!"

(Y/N): "It's possible in his Finite Curve. I made that curve so that he wouldn't genocide the whole multiverse or just sexually assault the first group of women he sees. In his own toxic way, he's alone in the multiverse."

Desiree: "And what would happen if he gets out or one of his infinite selves get out of the Curve?"

(Y/N): "Well it would be chaos, his own self destructive nature will infect the multiverse like cancer or people with no sense of decency banging and impregnating every woman they see starting with you."

Desiree: "You can't reproduce with a ghost."

(Y/N): "Oh really?"

You then shoot a portal and you pull a ghost named Lunchbox out of it.

(Y/N): "Meet the spawn of the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady. Her name is Lunch Box."

L. Box: "Hello."

Desiree: "Oh my...."

You then send Lunch Box back into her universe as the portal closes.

Desiree: "But... how?"

You then scan Desiree and you look at her anatomical scan.

(Y/N): "Huh, even in the afterlife, you still have a working vagina and you can get pregnant too."

Desiree: "Huh, neat."

(Y/N): "Since you're born as a human, you are compatible with humans, spirits, and natives of the Ghost Zone."

Desiree: "Oh wow, how did you know that?"

(Y/N): "Well I invented the portal to the Ghost Zone before the Fentons or Vald Masters did and I've done some research on the Ghost Zone and made some new friends."

We then see Ember phase through a wall and turn to you.

Ember: "Hey, where did you put the remote?"

(Y/N): "It's on the shelf next to a plant that makes fruit that are shaped like a human hand."

Ember: "Thanks man."

We then see Ember phase out of the wall as Desiree was surprised at this.

Desiree: "Since when..."

(Y/N): "She didn't actually move here, she comes by and watch her favorite band across the multiverse. Crony and the Cronenbergs, an entire rock and roll band made out of Cronenbergs."

Desiree: "Cronen what?"

Later, in the living room, we see you, Desiree, and Ember watching a live performance of Crony and the Cronenbergs.

(Y/N): "Those are Cronenbergs."

Desiree: "Woah."

Ember: "Hell yeah, they got some sick beats!"

(Y/N): "Yeah for horribly disfigured people they do know how to make some banging beats."

Desiree: "Are there any other girls from the Ghost Zone living here with you besides me and Ember?"

(Y/N): "Well there's Kitty."

We then see Kitty walk by in a bathrobe eating a sandwich and she sits down on the couch with you and the others.

Kitty: "Hey Des, Ember."

Desiree: "Hey Kitty, so why did you move here?"

Kitty: "I broke up with Johnny."

Ember: "I broke up with Skulker, mainly because (Y/N) is a better hunter than him."

You then point to Skulker as he was in a glass ghost proof jar.

(Y/N): "Eh I just needed some parts from him."

Desiree: "Skulker I understand, but don't you always go back to Johnny, like every other day?"

Kitty: "Yeah well this time it's different, this time I'm with (Y/N) and no one else."

Ember: *to you*"Why do you need some parts from Skulker anyways?"

(Y/N): "I've been making my own upgrades to the Ecto-Skeleton design. I got Skulker's suit, Technus' lightning rod, Ecto Converter powered by an infinite number of Dan Phantoms."

Ember: "Geez all that for a mech suit?"

(Y/N): "Yep, and again I wasn't trying to win your affection Ember, I just needed his tech and that's it."

Ember: "And yet you still made me blush like a schoolgirl."

Desiree: "Did you also desire how large his phallus was?"

Ember: *Blushes* "Don't make it weird."

(Y/N): "And I'm leaving."

You then leave the room as the ghost girls are talking among themselves.

Ember: "Really Des?"

Desiree: "I used to be a harem girl, what do you expect?"

Kitty: "She's not wrong, you know how harem girls are."

Ember: "Shoving up a royal wang up in their butts?"

Desiree: "I've never done any of that, all I did is entertain people with belly dancing and nothing else."

Ember: "You're a virgin?"

Desiree: "Yes, I've never done it with anyone before, even before I died, all because of that jealous hussy of a wife."

Kitty: *Winces* "Yikes."

Ember: "Dang, I bet that wife is jealous of your breasts and your can."

Desiree: "My what and what?"

Ember: "You know."*fondles Desiree's breasts*"These."*spanks Desiree's butt*"And this."

Desiree: *rubs her butt*"You should have been more specific."

Ember: "Your chest and your butt, that hussy was jealous of how endowed you are."

Desiree: "I see."

We then see you come into the room and you were holding Pandora's box and you put it on the table and put it in a stasis bubble.

(Y/N): "Pandora asked me to watch this box while she's on vacation."

Ember: "Oh sweet."

You then put a sticky note on the box that says: Do not open.

Kitty: "Ember, I know what you're gonna do, and don't, you know what's in that box."

Ember: "Oh come on, just one peak."

(Y/N): "If you open that box you will kill us all, including the whole world."

Desiree: "Yeah, remember what happened when the Box Ghost got his hands on it, and opened it, a lot of times."

Ember: "Okay I won't open it."

You then change the channel to a news channel from a zombie universe and it's the zombie olympics.

Tv: "Zombie Bolt has made a new record for eating the most brains in 10 seconds, Undead Jorgan has tied Zombie bolt in the Human flesh sprint and they both ate a fat man together."

(Y/N): "Zombie Bolt and Undead Jorgan are rivals in the zombie olympics, they both tied for breaking a record of eating a sumo wrestler in 5 seconds flat."

You then change the channel to a talk show where Pam Anderson and Scarlet Johanson are viltrumites and the hosts of the show called Viltrum Talk.

(Y/N): "Oh sweet a talk show hosted by Pam Anderson and Scarlet Johanson and they're viltrumites in this reality. Hosting a talk show called Viltrum Talk."*sees Omni-man and Invincible on TV*"Huh, looks like instead of being a war mongering race, the Viltrumites use politics to take control of planets."

Pam: *on TV*"So Nolan, what is it like living with a wife that is a human woman these days?"

Nolan: *on TV*"Well It would be kind of hard outliving your own wife, but I took an interest in scrapbooking and remember all the good times with her."

Scarlet: *On TV* "That's nice of you, and Mark, what are your thoughts on this matter?"

Mark: *on TV*"Well it would be kinda hard dealing with the loss of my friends and family."

(Y/N): "Wow, this is quality programming, what else is on."

You then change the channel to a Viltrumite Election Campaign ad for Governor Kregg.

Kregg: *on TV*"As a species nay as a people, we must be standing strong to face our obstacles that is in our way and bring peace to the universe."

(Y/N): "He's running against Thragg, and Thragg is on his make Viltrum great again campaign. Politics am I right?"

Girls: "Yep."

Next: Chapter 4: A Game of Soccer