Chapter 10: Parasite Madness
Here we see the Humane 7, the Hero Girls, The total Drama girls, the villain girls, and the Dazzlings having dinner and we see a woman who looks like she's related to Sunset as Sunset sees she got flight tickets to Japan.
Sunset: "Aunt Solarstorm, did you buy plane tickets for me and my friends?"
Solarstorm: "Oh that was supposed to be a surprise sweetie."
Rainbow: "What's the surprise?"
Sunset: "My auntie Solarstorm got us plane tickets to Japan!"
Rarity: "Ooo! I love their fashionable Kimonos!"
We then see you come into the room and you see Solarstorm.
(Y/N): "Who's she?"
Sunset: "(Y/N) this is my cool aunt Solarstorm."
(Y/N): "Uh huh..."
Solarstorm: *to Sunset*"Who's the handsome stud~?"
Sunset: "My.....Ex-boyfriend."
(Y/N): "We're pretty much friends now ma'am."
Solarstorm: "Oh why don't you just forget the past and be a couple again. Trust me, after a crash course of relationship advice, men will be begging to be with you."
Sunset: *blushes bright red*"Auntie!"
You then shot Solarstorm in the head and killed her as everyone in the room screamed.
Rarity: "Oh my goodness!"
Sunset: "(Y/N) you asshole, that was my aunt!"
(Y/N): "Everyone just calm down, that wasn't Aunt Solarstorm."
Adagio: "What? But we always knew her... right?"
(Y/N): "Look again."
The corpse then transforms into the parasite's true form as Sunset was shocked.
Sunset: "But.....I have known her for my entire life...she taught me how to play blackjack."
(Y/N): "No 'Auntie Solarstorm' put that memory in your head."
Sci-Twi: "What? I-I don't understand, how can this be?!"
Scarlett: "Very peculiar if you ask me."
(Y/N): "These things put false memories in your head to eat your food, multiply, and take over planets. It's disgusting on so many levels."
Pinkie: "How'd it even get in here?"
(Y/N): "Well if you ask me I think someone would have a knack for taking care of animals and going in space. Right Jessica Cruz of the Green Lantern Corps?"
Everyone then turned their attention to Jessica as she was sweating in fear.
Jessica: "I didn't... know."
Harleen: "How many of these things are there?"
(Y/N): "I don't know, but we need to keep an eye out for any wacky characters."
We then see someone hand you another clip for your laser as you turn to see it was Mr. Poopybutthole.
Mr. Poopybutthole: "Oowee you got it (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "Thanks Mr. Poopybutthole I could always count on you."
Pinkie: "Wait a minute, how do we know who's a parasite or not?"
(Y/N): "We'll figure it out, now everyone to the living room."
You and the others then head into the living room and we see you put up a number of people on the wall.
(Y/N): "Okay now the number of people here is... 59 of us."
Sunset: "Gotcha."
Mr. Poopybutthole: "This is a small room, reminds me of the time when we were all stuck in an elevator after the Hulk Musical."
Pinkie: "Oh yeah I remember that."
Flashback
We see you, Mr. Poopybutthole, and the humane 7 are stuck in the elevator after the Hulk Musical and we see both AJ and Rainbow Dash need to use the bathroom.
R. Dash: *Crossed her legs* "Ooh man, why did I get the hulk sized drink!?"
AJ: "Why did you challenge me to that drinking contest, I feel like my dam's gonna burst!"
Rarity: "Well I feel fine."
Sci-Twi: "How? Don't you have to... go?"
Rarity then flipped her skirt showing she was wearing a diaper.
Sunset: "Wait, you're wearing a diaper?"
Rarity: "Yes, and I already went when the elevator stopped."
Mr. Poopybutthole: "It doesn't matter, I will always be with you guys."
We then see the lid of the elevator open and we see a man who looks like Rarity's cousin.
Rarity: "Cousin Diamond?"
Diamond: "That's right Cousin, I'm walking here!"
The flashback ends
You and the others laughed as you all saw Diamond is in the room.
Sunset: "Wait a minute, when did Rarity's... cousin get there?"
Diamond: "Oh come on Sunny, we got a saying back home. We're walking here!"
The girls then laughed as Diamond was shot in the shoulder as he was transformed into a parasite and died.
Rarity: "My cousin was a parasite?!"
(Y/N): "Yeah he was."
Sunset: "Okay now we're down to 59 people, let's do a headcount we got the Total Drama girls, my friends, the dazzlings, myself, (Y/N), the hero girls and villain girls, and that's it."
Jasmine: "Wait, don't we remember going to that old hydra ship?"
Flashback
We see you and the total drama girls on an old hydra ship tied up and you all see the Red Skull.
R. Skull: "The Avengers will fall and Hydra will rise from their ashes!"
Sky: "This is the last time I asked for help on my history test (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "I can see that."
We then see a butler come into the room and knock out Red Skull.
Courtney: "Wow, thanks Henry."
Henry: "You are welcome Lady Courtney."
You and the others then cheered on for Henry the butler
Henry: "I believe Lady Sky has a history test to attend to, now set sail for Sky's school."
flashback ends
We see Henry serving finger foods to everyone.
Henry: "Well you all would have been in a hell of a situation without me."
Aria: "Hmm... yeah, and what do you mean by that?"
Henry: "Why lady Aria, I helped you and your sisters with your singing."
(Y/N): "Wait don't-"
Flashback
We see the Dazzlings singing off key as we see Henry stop them singing.
Henry: "No no girls, you girls need to be in sync with not just your singing but also your hearts."
Adagio: "Oh right of course."
Sonata: "So that means we have to be honest with each other?"
???: "That is right girls."
The Dazzlings were shocked to see their mother Larguetto Bedazzle walk onto the stage.
Dazzlings: "Mom...."
Larguetto: "It's me sweeties."
Sonata: "It's so good to see you again mom."
Another flashback
We see the Hero girls and Henry having a pillow fight and we see Babs' sister Maddy come into the room.
Maddy: "Keep it down! I am trying to solve some cold cases here!"
Another flashback
We see the villain girls getting ready for the prom and we see Carol sad.
Selina: "Don't worry Carol, you are not going alone."
???(Henry): "That is right Lady Ferris, I found a suitor for your prom."
Carol then sees Henry with a clone of Hal named Mal and he is the opposite of Hal in every way.
Mal: "Hey babe, ready to go to prom?"
Carol: "Yes! Oh let's capture this moment!"
We then see photography Indoraptor take a picture of everyone going to prom.
Flashback ends.
Everyone laughed as you then got angry at the sight.
(Y/N): "Christ there were supposed to be 59 of us now there's 63 of us."
Sunset: "But there wasn't always 63 of us."
Henry: "Yes master (Y/N), I believe I recall the time you wrote that."
Flashback
(Y/N): "Okay I've done a head count and there's 59 of us."
Sunset: "But there's 63 of us."
(Y/N): "I just like 59, in fact I'll write it down."
We then see a pencil man appear and jump into your hand.
(Y/N): "Thanks Pencil Man."
Pencil Man: "Anytime (Y/N)."
You then write the number 59 on the paper and put it on the wall and everyone cheered.
End of flashback
(Y/N): "Huh, I see."
Pinkie: "Hmm... does-"
(Y/N): "Pinkie, don't ask that question."
Pinkie: "Okay."
Pencil Man: "Don't worry (Y/N), everyone makes mistakes."
(Y/N): "Yeah, I guess so. Although I do have to question a lot about you Pinkie, especially your magical talking candy corn princess." *realizes*"Oh crap."
Flashback
We see Pinkie in bed and we see a small woman with wings called Candy Princess.
Candy Princess: "Pinkie!"
Pinkie: "Candy Princess? It's bedtime."
Candy Princess: "It's not bedtime in Candyland, come along Pinkie!"
We then see Candy Princess take Pinkie to Candyland and we see both of them dancing and then it's revealed that Pinkie was sleep partying as we see Sunset and Maddy enter the room.
Maddy: "Can you keep it down."
Pinkie: "But it was Candy Princess."
End of flashback
We see everyone suspicious of Pinkie and we see you point your laser gun at Pinkie.
Pinkie: "Wait wait! I'm not a parasite I swear!"
(Y/N): "Oh yeah prove it by showing us this Candy Princess!"
We then see Candy Princess and her candyland friends fly from the couch and go to Pinkie.
Pinkie: "See they're real and I'm real silly."
(Y/N): "Okay, starting to get unsure who's real and who's not."
Candy Princess: "Don't you remember the BBQ?"
(Y/N): "Wait a second you're one of them!"
Sunset: "Come on (Y/N) remember the BBQ!"
(Y/N): "Hell no Sunset!"
Sunset: "What do you mean, it's just a BBQ remember?"
Everyone then started chanting in unison and saying: Remember the BBQ
(Y/N): "NO!!!!"
Flashback
We see everyone in the backyard having a BBQ and we see you flipping burgers.
(Y/N): "Man, I love BBQs."
Amish Cyborg: "You got it (Y/N)."
We then see a portal opened and we see your brother come out of it and he sees you.
Roger: "Brother! I have seen the error in my ways and I want to redeem myself!"
Flashback end
(Y/N): "Oh man Roger, how can I forget that?"*looks around the room*"And now we have a crowded room."
Harleen: "Yeah it's getting cramped here." *Feels a "cushion"* "Hey I found a cushion!"
Jessica: *feels Harleen touching her butt*"Eep! Harleen, that's not a cushion, that's my butt!"
(Y/N): "Look around, it's like a Where's Waldo Page in here."
Sunset: "Yeah how do we know who's a parasite and who's not?"
Amish Cyborg: "Sunset, remember the time I was there to be the shoulder to cry on?"
Sunset: "What? I don't remember that."
Amish Cyborg: "Sure you do, remember when (Y/N) broke up with you? I was there to be your shoulder to cry on."
Flashback
We see Sunset crying onto Amish Cyborg's shoulder and we see Astro Duck, Omni-lander, and Quackster.
Quackster: "It's okay Sunset, we're here for you."
End of flashback
Sunset: "Make sense."
(Y/N): "I don't remember you all being there, and Sunset was the one who was-"
Sunset: "Wait (Y/N), can I talk to you? Alone?"
(Y/N): "Sure."
We later see you and Sunset in a room alone.
(Y/N): "So what did you wanna talk about? Our relationship?"
Sunset: "Yes actually, when we dated, did we ever have any good memories?"
(Y/N): "Didn't say we had bad memories."
Sunset: "Yeah I know, but think back, think of all the memories we had together when we were dating."
Flashback.
We see a series of bad memories of you and Sunset as a couple such as you experimenting on her body, Sunset verbally abusing you and making you cry, and finally you locking the door to make Sunset go on a naked run across campus just to get her clothes back.
End of flashback
(Y/N): "Holy shit......the parasites only make pleasant memories."
Sunset: "Exactly, we never had any of those when we were dating, that's how I know you're not a parasite, and um... I'm sorry for the verbal abuse I gave ya."
(Y/N): "It's okay, sorry I made you run buck naked across the school campus."
Sunset: *blushes*"It wasn't the only time that happened."
(Y/N): "Well anyways."
You then pull a branch of a house plant and we see numerous blasters.
(Y/N): "Let's kill some friends and family!"
Sunset: "Uh..."
(Y/N): "Fake ones I mean, probably should have been more clear."
Sunset: "Right."
We see you and Sunset enter the living room and you blasted a few shots at the ceiling.
(Y/N): "Alright everyone back off! We now know how to get rid of the parasites in this house!"
Sunset: *Points her blaster at Rainbow Dash* "Rainbow Dash, do you remember any bad memories about me? Remember, any bad memories."
Rainbow: *Thinks* "Hmm..."
Flashback.
We see Sunset use a mirror to blind Rainbow and she missed the goal and it cost her the game.
Rainbow: "What!?"
End of flashback
Rainbow: "Yeah you made me lose the game that day!" *Realizes something* "Wait a minute." *To Sci-Twi*"I remember being tutored by you."
Flashback
Here we see Sci-Twi tutoring Rainbow Dash in science as Rainbow Dash was feeling tortured from the session.
Rainbow: "This is so boring!"
End of flashback
Sci-Twi: "How was that torture!?"
Rainbow: "It was so boring!"
(Y/N): "What about you Apple Witch?"
Apple Witch: "Uh....don't you remember the time when we were on the rollercoaster?"
Flashback
We then see the Humane 7 with Apple Witch on a rollercoaster and they are having a blast.
End of flashback
AJ: "How was that bad?"
Pinkie: "Yeah roller coasters are fun."
You then blasted Apple Witch and it's revealed that she's a parasite.
Quackster: "Ohh wow, Apple Witch was a parasite she set me up with my husband."
Rarity: "Hmm... Quackster, do you recall any bad memories?"
Quackster: "Uh..."
Rarity: "Because I remember some myself."
Flashback
We see Rarity coming into her boutique and she sees Applejack working on a dress and she was horrified by its appearance.
Rarity: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
AJ: "Uh...heh heh."
Flashback end
AJ: "Got some bad apple memories right here."
Flashback
We see Rarity giving Applejack and makeover for the Fall Formal and she was gorgeous and when she looked into the mirror Applejack was shocked to see herself.
Flashback ends.
Rarity: *Pouted a bit* "I thought you looked lovely."
Scarlett: "And I do remember some bad memories of my fellow contestants on the show."
We then see you and Sunset pass some weapons to the Total Drama girls, the Humane 7, and we see the Dazzlings grab some weapons as well.
Adagio: "It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that we have some bad memories of each other."
Aria: "Duh, we're sisters and we know that Sunset and her friends are not parasites because of what they did to us."
Pinkie: "Ditto!" *to Princess Candy* "And, I can't believe I'm saying this, I had enough candy."
Pinkie shoots Candy Princess as we see you and the others kill off the parasites as we see you confronting Roger.
(Y/N): "I have a lot of bad memories of you Roger, so please tell me you're the real thing and not some parasite."
Roger: "I'm sorry for everything brother."
(Y/N): *tears flowing from your eyes*"I forgive you."*to Sunset* "Kill him..."
Sunset then shoots Roger as it turns out he was a parasite the whole time and when the hero girls and the villain girls look at each other they remembered all the bad memories.
Harleen: "I remembered all the times Babsy kicked me in the face."
Babs: "And I remember you beating me with a mallet."
We then see the hero girls and villain girls change into their costumes and they begin to kill off the parasites and we see Carol with a chainsaw and she confronts Mal.
Mal: "I always loved you Carol!"
Carol: "I know."
We see Carol slice Mal's head off and reveal he was a parasite the whole time.
Carol: *Wipes a tear*
Jessica: "Carol..."
Carol: "I... I need a minute to forget Mal."
Jessica: "...Do you need a hug?"
Sometime later, after clearing out all the parasites, we see you and the girls gathered around the living room and we see the mess.
(Y/N): "Okay I think that's all of them."
Mr. Poopybutthole: "Ooowee, we sure got them (Y/N)."
Sunset was suspicious of Mr. Poopybutthole and then she shot Mr. Poopybutthole in the chest as he was not a parasite but a real person this time.
(Y/N): "What the hell Sunset?!"
Sunset: "I'm sorry! I-I thought he was a parasite!"
You then pull out a heal gun and shoot Mr. Poopybutthole healing his injuries.
Sunset: *To Mr. Poopybutthole* "I am so sorry I-I thought you were a parasite, but your not and..." *sighs* "Please don't press charges."
Mr. Poopybutthole: "It's okay Sunset, I know you didn't mean to."
Sunset: "Thanks, hey wait, where were you during the fight?"
Mr. Poopybutthole: "In the closet during the whole thing."
Sunset: "Oh... okay that makes sense, and uh, sorry again for shooting you."
Mr. Poopybutthole: "It's okay."
We later see you and the girls cleaning up the mess and Jessica was wiping down the walls.
Jessica: "Sorry about being the parasites here, I thought they were an endangered species."
(Y/N): "Well you won't learn your lesson about last time you tried to save pests."
Jessica: "I know the cockroaches, I was trying to do a nice thing but it went out of hand."
Diana: "I was also to blame for that, if I didn't use the conch then they wouldn't be loose."
(Y/N): "Well you girls will learn your lesson about bringing back world ending parasites."
Jessica: "Do I have to run through the town naked?"
(Y/N): "Well yes, unless this was a group effort."
Diana: "It was not a group effort."
Rocine: *comes in*"It was! I have the clip to prove it!"
Rocine then plays a clip and we see the Hero and Villain girls bringing back memory parasite eggs.
Jessica: "I have a good feeling about this, girls."
The clip ends as you and the others then turn to the hero and villain girls.
Scarlett: "You should take off your clothes and make a naked mile."
Zee: "Man." *Looks at her butt* "I knew all of those nachos would bite me in the butt."
(Y/N): "Less yappy yap, more running naked."
Sometime later, we see the hero girls and villain girls running around town naked.
Jessica: "To be honest, I... actually don't mind this."
Diana: "I have been reduced to a naked woman and you're fine with this?!"
We see the girls keep running naked across town as we see Casey Krinsky saw them run around naked as she was weirded out from that.
Casey: "What the?"
Frenchie: 10 hours of the naked run later
We see the girls arrive back from their naked run across town.
Jessica: "Ohh man that was actually fun!"
Diana: "I'll admit, back on Themyscira I had naked baths with the other warriors, so this was no different."
(Y/N): *comes in*"Hope you girls learned your lesson."
Hero girls and Villain girls: "We did."
Zee: "And if we're being honest, I sometimes watch making it wayne in the buff too."
Harleen: "You too, I thought I was the only one."
Selina: "I'll admit, I always wanted to do something like this."
(Y/N): "Huh, okay, I wasn't expecting you girls to do things naked, but I don't mind you girls naked either."
Jessica: "Thanks (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "No problem. But you two need to get your clothes back on cause your naked run is over and you're still in public."
Jessica: "Oh yeah."
Later, after getting their clothes back on, we see the hero and villain girls watching TV.
Jessica: "I nearly ended the world because I was trying to save some bad parasites."
Diana: "And we helped you."
Doris: "I may not be smart but even I know that parasites are bad news. And I tried telling you that but no I'm the stupid one with the brain of a caveman."
Jessica: "Okay Doris I'm sorry."
Doris: "Oh so now you apologized after parasites invaded (Y/N)'s house and had us run around town naked!"
Jessica: "And I'm sorry about that too."
Selina: "We should really pay attention to what Doris says."
Babs: "Hey, where did (Y/N) go?"
Meanwhile with you, we see you fighting crooks and bad guys with the Justice League International in the Batman the Brave and the Bold universe.
Batman: "It's nice to see you again (Y/N)."
(Y/N): "It's always awesome to fight alongside Batman, even if you're the version of him that is lighter than darker."*speaks into watch*"Watch, activate comic book style sound effects."
We then see you and Batman punch a guy and the screen was covered in: Kapow! Then you and Batman beat up Joker's Henchmen with a kick as the screen was covered in: Pow! Then we see you teaching Joker a complex series of math equations as Joker then gets a headache as the screen then gets covered in: Math! After the fight, we see the Joker and his henchmen down as we see it was just a combat simulation and you send the team their grades.
Guy G: *sees his grade*"What?! 32!?!"*sees Blue Beetle's grade*"Wait, you scored higher than me?!"
B. Beetle: "Yeah an 85! Better than last time!"
Guy G: *to you*"I've been in the lantern corps longer than Blue Boy had his scarab, how come he gets a better score than me?!"
(Y/N): "Cause you're you."
Ice: *to Martian Manhunter*"Do you ever wonder what he's thinking?"
M. Manhunter: "I never know because he has a defense mechanism against my telepathy."
(Y/N): "It doesn't keep out telepaths it just annoys them, the quote from Macho Man in the movie Spider-Man 1 when he was Bone Saw. It goes like this."*does the Macho Man voice*"Bone Saw is ready! You're going nowhere! I got you here for 3 minutes! 3 minutes of playtime!"*talks normally*"And imagine that but on loop and that is how the defense mechanism works."
M. Manhunter: "Telepathy is both a blessing and a curse."
Ice: "Ooo how smart of you."
Fire: "I guess that's one way to keep out mind readers."
We later see you and the others at the mess hall and you whisper to Blue Beetle.
(Y/N): "Hey do you think Ice is a few ice blocks short of an igloo?"
B. Beetle: *Whispers* "Well she doesn't seem smart but she does have a good heart, why?"
(Y/N):" I'm a scientist, I gather data on everything and everyone."
B. Beetle: "Oh so like you're getting to know everyone."
(Y/N): "And come up with ways to take you down in case any of you go bad."
B. Beetle: "So like Batman then, because he already did that."
(Y/N): "It's not just you guys, it's also the other yous in every conceivable reality. I'll explain this in the most scientific way possible."
We see you bring up a white board and we see you writing down in scientific detail about the other heroes in the multiverse as we see the other members join in. Many hours later, the majority of the JLI team are either asleep, left, or just got a headache from the explanation, except for Ice she was very interested in your explanation.
(Y/N): "And that is why I'm gathering up weaknesses and making countermeasures against not just you guys, but also the you guys in other realities."*looks at the crowd*"Looks like everyone but Ice fell asleep, left, or had a headache."
Guy G: *while having a headache*"Finally! My brain melted like 6 hours ago!"
B. Beetle: "What happened?"
Ice: "(Y/N) explained why he's making counter measures in case we go bad in other universes."
Guy G: "Is he done yet?"
Ice: "Well he is done."
Guy G: "Finally."
(Y/N): "Well now you know why I make counter measures for pretty much all of the yous in the multiverse."
Ice: *sees Fire asleep*"Aww, she is sleeping like a little baby yak."
(Y/N): "Guess she fell asleep from the explanation."
Ice: "Oh yeah, she always falls asleep during class and during meetings, and whenever Batman is talking."
(Y/N): "Okay then, mind waking her up?"
Ice then shoots an ice blast at Fire's butt as she wakes up shivering to the cold.
Fire: *while shivering and teeth chattering*" Ah! You know that I hate frostbite on my butt!"
Ice: "How else am I gonna wake you up?"
Fire: "And why did you wake me up?"
Ice: "The presentation is over."
Fire: "Oh, thank you."
(Y/N): "Well, that's what happens when you fall asleep during class. Which reminds me."*gives Guy an F*"You failed."
Guy G: "Oh come on!"
Booster G: *Chuckles* "That's what you get when you don't study."
(Y/N): "And you get detention."
Booster G: "What?! Why?!"
(Y/N): "You were on your phone."
Booster G: "No I wasn't!"
(Y/N): "Then what's the rectangle in your hands?"
Everyone then turns to Booster Gold and they see it was a phone as he was nervous and hid it behind him.
Batman: *from the shadows*"At least Ice was paying attention."
Guy G: *to Batman*"How long have you been there?"
Batman: *walks out of the shadows*"During the whole presentation."
Booster G: "How did you not fall asleep."
Batman: "Rule 1 in the art of Stealth, remain vigilant."
(Y/N): "And getting a goodnight's rest."
Batman: "That's Rule 1.1, sleep is not optional, only required."
(Y/N): "Glad to hear that, well love to stay and chat. I got places to go."
You then make a portal and you head into it and it closes Ice turns to Fire.
Ice: *whispers*"You think we make a good couple?"
Fire: *Whispers back* "His tux might be a heavy winter jacket for your wedding."
Ice: *Whispers* "Oooo nice."
We later see you in the JLA universe and we see you fighting Grodd's army alongside Stargirl and we see Gorilla Grodd trying to read your mind.
(Y/N): *in your head**in the macho man voice*"Bone Saw is ready! You're going nowhere! I got you here for 3 minutes! 3 minutes of playtime!"
G. Grodd: "Ugh your thoughts are so annoying!"
(Y/N): *In the macho man voice**in his head*"Bone Saw is ready! You're going nowhere! I got you here for 3 minutes! 3 minutes of playtime!"
You then send out a shockwave that froze Grodd and his forces.
Stargirl: "What happened?"
(Y/N): "I made a shockwave that freezes gorillas in place, they're not frozen in ice they're just not moving."
Stargirl: "Okay that makes my job a lot easier."
We later see Grodd and his forces now in cages at the zoo and we see you and Stargirl eating ice cream that you invented.
(Y/N): "I finally came up with a scientific way to have every flavor of ice cream mixed into one. I call it the Omega Cream."
Stargirl: "Tastes good but you might wanna rename it, Omega Cream sounds like a medicine name."
(Y/N): "Which is why the name is a placeholder."
Stargirl: "Okay, so you always do science?"
(Y/N): "Duh, I found a new science on Pet Cemetary Soil and plus to that is that I took a bite out of Chadwick Boseman's corpse when it was cooked like a pig in a Luau."
Stargirl: "Yikes, that is so evil of you."
(Y/N): "I found out that Pet Cemetery soil is a good oven."
Stargirl: "I find that hard to believe."
(Y/N): "Not if you wrap up the body in tinfoil first."
Stargirl: "Okay I believe you."
We later see you and Stargirl at your house and we see both of you watching TV with Fire and Ice.
Ice: "I love this show about the Penguins, they're like cute birds that can swim."
TV: "We now return to Penguins on Ice."
(Y/N): "There's an entire universe where the Earth is dominated by penguins and now these penguins are ice skating."
Fire: "You like anything with cute birds on them."
Ice: "But they are adorable."
Stargirl: "They are cute."
Fire: "Yeah they are."
(Y/N): "And they made action stuff."
You then change the channel and show a TV show called the P-Team which is like the A-Team but they're penguins.
Ice: "Penguins!"
Fire: "Wow, they make TV shows as well."
(Y/N): "Yeah they're a society of penguins."
TV: "Framed for a crime they didn't commit, they survive being soldiers for hire and they do jobs here and there. They're a cracked team of penguin commandos who call themselves the P-Team."
Then the A-Team theme music and they showcase the Penguin versions of the A-Team.
Ice: "Ooo I just want to hug them so much!"
Stargirl: "Me too!"
(Y/N): "I have to admit, even when they're soldiers for hire, they are cute and cuddly."
Ice: "I want a penguin soo bad!"
Stargirl: "Ice, you know the rules about having pets at the house."
(Y/N): "Which is why they invented plushies."
You then press a button on your shirt as we see the ceiling open and we see plushies of the P-Team fall onto Ice and Stargirl
Ice: *hugs some plushies*"Penguins!"
Stargirl: *hugs some of the plushies"These are so cute!"
Fire: "You really have those in case they want to hug penguins?"
(Y/N): "Yep, gotta be prepared."
Fire: "That's reasonable, you really thought of everything."
(Y/N): "Like I said, gotta be prepared for everything. I just let stuff happen, I don't go to action, it comes to me."
Fire: "Neat."
Stargirl: "I can't believe your Green Lantern brought back memory parasites to your home. They would have destroyed your earth."
(Y/N): "She means well, but sometimes she ends up making everything her mission to save the Earth. Even if it means saving things that cause pest problems like cockroaches either normal sized or Fallout Sized ones."
We then see Rad Roaches run into the room as the girls screamed in fear and disgust as we see you fired your laser pistol at them.
(Y/N): "Jessica went into the Fallout universe again."
After taking care of the Rad Roaches, we see all the girls in the living room all looking at Jessica.
Paulina: "Jess, you're my cousin, familia, and I love you, but please think first before you bring back something that you will regret."
Jessica: "I didn't realize those roaches would get that big."
Kara: "Dude, this is the roach thing all over again! They're labeled an invasive species for a reason."
Jessica: "I'm sorry okay, I was just trying to help the environment."
Zee: "What else did you bring back from the Fallout universe?"
We then see a Death Claw burst into the room and we see you freeze the monster and you poke it as it then turns into a powdered snow.
(Y/N): "Guess the Miniaturized Absolute Zero Cannon worked as expected."*to Jessica*"And Jess, don't go to the fallout universe, seriously that place has some messed up and dangerous stuff. That place has a lot of Vaults that are not made to preserve the remaining human life on the planet but rather experiment on it. They even made one where 1 guy is kept company with a box of puppets, not to mention they have tech that would turn your vegan green lantern ass into a slave to do hard labor or make you their personalized fuck toy. It's the Nuclear Apocalypse in that universe, they use nuclear radiation as a power source instead of electricity."
Jessica: "Okay I learned my lesson."
Karen: "Are you sure? Remember what you did to that one guy who had a burrito bucket?"
Jessica: "He didn't get any salad on his burrito."
(Y/N): "That reminds me."*pulls out a robo mosquito*"Robo Mosquito, get the CEO of Burrito Bucket to add a vegan diet menu in the menu."
We then see the robo mosquito fly away as you then make a small portal and it flies into it.
(Y/N): "Now we wait."
Later on, we see that there's a vegan menu in Burrito buckets as you and Jessica saw this.
(Y/N): "There, you're welcome. Also you know they use fake meat right?"
Jessica: "Right."
(Y/N): "Honestly I don't know who's the dumb one, you or Kara."
We then see you leave the room as Jessica blushed at this. Sometime later, we see Jessica is now bottomless and is sitting in the living room as Zee saw this.
Zee: "Jess, is this some kind of new protest that involves you not wearing your skirt? Or pants? Or underwear?"
Jessica: "It's just something I want to do in my down time. Plus I'm not in a protesting mood."
Zee: "Oh well then why are you bottomless?"
Jessica: "I didn't feel like wearing anything to cover my butt, plus it's actually a lot more comfy like this."
Zee: "Really?"
Jessica: "Yep."
Zee: "Okay I gotta try this."
Zee then takes off her skirt and panties and then sits on the couch next to Jessica as she felt the soft cushion on her bare booty.
Zee: "Ooh, this is actually kind of nice."
Jessica: "Right?" *Gets up a bit* *stretches* "Mmm."
As Jessica sat down she made the couch shake again as Zee was surprised by this as she glanced at Jessica's bare tan booty.
Zee: *In her head* "She made the couch shake again, is being vegan that good?"
Jessica: "Zee you okay?"
Zee snapped out of her thoughts.
Zee: "Sorry I uh... was a bit distracted."
Jessica: *smirks a bit* "Was it because of my butt?"
Zee: " Uh... huh yeah, I never thought you'd be one with the junk in the trunk."
Jessica: "Heh yeah well being vegan will do that to ya."
Zee: *Glances at her rump* "Huh, wish my butt was a bit larger like yours."
Jessica: "Why? Your butt is fine the way it is."
Zee: "Yeah but your butt is bigger than mine, uh do you mind if I touch it?"
Jessica: "Hm, sure you can touch it."
Jessica sat up and pointed her butt to Zee as the magician saw how plump and round it is like a watermelon.
Zee: "Woah..."
Zee then reached out and touched Jessica's butt cheeks felt how soft they were.
Zee: "Wow, your butt is amazing Jess."
We then see you come into the room and you see Zee touching Jessica's butt.
Jessica: "Before you say anything, she asked and I gave her my consent."
(Y/N): "Alright, you two do what you want with butts. I'm tossing out some old stuff from my previous adventures."*pulls out a diamond*"Got any use for this diamond?"
Zee: "Hmm, does it do anything or is it a regular diamond?"
(Y/N): "It's a regular diamond."
Zee: "Ooh I'll have it."
(Y/N): "Okay."
You give the diamond to Zee as you then leave the room.
Jessica: "What are you gonna do with that diamond?"
Zee: "Well I might use it to give myself the power to change the size of myself, or..."
Zee then uses her wand and turns the diamond into a butt plug.
Jessica: "You turned it into a butt plug?"
Zee: "Yep, I have a whole collection at home."
Jessica: "What about the whole power to change your size?"
Zee: "Oh I got a gem for that too at home."
Jessica: "Oh neat, but why do you have a collection of butt plugs."
Zee: "I need some stress relief, plus I always wanted to turn a diamond into a plug and I always have one in my butt all the time."
Jessica: "Huh, neat so you wear it whenever you're doing a show with your dad and you have to face a crowd while using it."
Zee: " Oh no I just use it in my alone time." *glances at Jessica's butt* "And speaking of, mind if I uh, put my new butt plug in you?"
Jessica: "Hm, sure I don't mind."
Zee then inserts the butt plug into Jessica's butt as she moans in pleasure.
Jessica: "Mmm, oh man, I never felt that before."
Zee: "Wait, you never felt a butt plug before?"
Jessica: "Mm, no I use my ring to get myself off."
Meanwhile with you, we see you walking downstairs of your lab and you flip a switch and we see a series of robot bodies that you collected over the years such as battle droids, terminators, OCD bots, and Iron Man armors and we see you grab an AI chip labeled Kiryu and we see you take it to a simulator and you put the AI chip into the machine and it begins it's simulated life.
(Y/N): "Welcome to retirement pal."
We later see you watching TV with Zee and Jessica while they're bottomless and you notice their wet pussies.
(Y/N): "So you girls had sex?"
Zee: "Yes.... I never thought Jessica would be..."
(Y/N): "Good with her tongue?"
Zee: "That and her ring."
Jessica: "Hey when you're an environmentalist and dealing with someone like Hal, you have to rub one out sometimes."
Zee: "Ain't that the truth."
(Y/N): "So does this mean you girls are dating now? Or are you sex buddies?"
Zee: "Hm, well we're sex buddies."
Jessica: "Yeah definitely sex buddies, I prefer a boyfriend over a girlfriend though."
(Y/N): "Only one way to find out."
Later on, we see you and the girls in Japan and we see you talking to a girl named Tomie while Jessica and Zee were getting jealous of her looks.
Zee: "Lucky, her hair is practically a waterfall and she doesn't have to worry about having an issue with her body."
Jessica: "And she's very manipulative, she's making men fall for her without trying."
We then see Rick and Morty come back with some ice cream for everyone and they see you talking to Tomie.
Morty: "Whoa, what the fuck?! Rick, (Y/N) is talking to Tomie Kawakami, that super gorgeous girl from that Junji Ito book I was reading."
Rick: "Holy shit you're right Morty."*to the girls*"Whatever you do, do not fuck around with that girl. She has crazy healing powers, she makes Wolverine turn his head."
Zee: "Healing powers? What are you talking about?"
Rick: "She's a monster from the Junji Ito Books, for those of you who have even been into a Hot Topic store should know her. She has this power to heal literally anything. You can chop her into pieces and it will end up making more of her, also she has this power to make anyone obsessed with her and make people irrationally have the urge to kill her or have people drool all over her."
Jessica: "Ok... note to self, don't mess with her."
Morty: "What is (Y/N) doing with her, why is he talking to her?!"
Rick: "I don't know Morty, but we need to get out of here before we end up in a Junji Ito Adventure!"
Meanwhile with you.
(Y/N): "Yeah I have no interest in you whatsoever."
Tomie: "But all the boys are crazy about me."
(Y/N): "You and I both know that it is not as cool as it sounds."
Tomie: "True, I do have a tendency to let things go too far for me."
???: "Hey asshole!"
You and the others then see numerous highschool men angry at you for rejecting Tomie.
Random guy: "The most beautiful woman in Japan has come to you and she wanted to be yours and you rejected her!!! If you can't have her, then no one will!!!"
We then see the highschoolers attack you and the others as you see that they tried to get Tomie. We see Rick and Morty use blasters to kill off the highschool boys as you then use energy swords to slice them to bits.
Rick: "I can't believe (Y/N) took us on a Junji Ito themed adventure!"
Morty: "I thought reading the books was the hard part!!!"
You then pull out energy swords and you begin slicing the highschool boys up.
(Y/N): "Watch activate unnecessary badass anime armor sequence."
We then see you and the others now in unnecessary badass anime armor as we see you all kill off the highschool boys as we see Jessica's armor doing itself while Jessica was still in it. Once the slaughter was done Tomie was the only one who was left standing.
(Y/N): "Wouldn't be a Tomie story without you in pieces."
You then fired a microchip at her neck as it then deployed nanites to reduce her to a pile of bones.
Morty: "Aw Jeez."
Rick: *to you*"I can't believe you dragged me and Morty along on a Junji Ito Adventure."
(Y/N): "You were having a slow day so I gave you a nudge."
Rick: "True, we were lacking in the adventure department."
Morty: "You were just bored."
Jessica: *shocked*"This armor made me kill a lot of people......"
Zee: "Jess, are you okay?"
(Y/N): "Jess, sorry about that. But her power would have made you an Ax wielding maniac bound to happen sooner or later. I just reduced Tomie to bones before you got to her."
Jessica: "I... I... just need some time to myself..."
Sometime later, we see Tomie regenerated and in a spatial containment cube and Jessica still dealing with her trauma as we see Dr. Wong talking to Jessica and Tomie.
(Y/N): "I made this cube to keep Tomie's powers from causing any more problems Dr. Wong. You can talk to both girls without getting killed in the process."
Dr. Wong: "Thank you."*to Jessica*"Jessica you feel like you have blood on your hands and yet the blood was never spilled by your will specifically."
Jessica: "So why does it feel like I did it?"
Dr. Wong: "Perhaps the suit was using you instead of the other way around."
Jessica: "So... I never really killed anyone?"
Dr. Wong: "Indeed."*to Tomie*"And Tomie, you think that appearances do matter?"
Tomie: "What do you think?"
Dr. Wong: "I think that you need to learn that appearances don't last forever."
(Y/N): "Like so."
You then flip a switch on the cube and then the cube aged Tomie to 100 years and she is now a 100 year old woman with gray hair, long nails, and wrinkly skin.
(Y/N): "Guess beauty doesn't last forever."
Dr. Wong: "It truly doesn't."
Tomie: "No.....NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"*sees one of her hands turns to dust*
We then see Tomie turn into dust as you then flip the switch back and she ages back to her 20s back from dust.
(Y/N): "Done, now then what did we learn today?"
Jessica: "That I didn't kill people."
Tomie: "That....beauty doesn't last forever."
(Y/N): "Exactly, now who wants ice cream?"
Tomie: "I really need some."
Next: Chapter 11: Boob World
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