Dolph: This Book is Brought to you By ASS WINE!!

One Morning....

Dean was Sleeping when he wakes up and notices he's tied up onto a Medical table.

Dean: Hey, What's going on here?!

He hears footsteps to his left and he turns his head.

It's Revealed to be Luke Gallows has put him on the table.

Gallows: Oh Good... You're Awake!

Dean: I don't know what you're doing, Punk but my friends will kick your ass when they find out you're doing this.

The lights in the other room turned on and revealed his Friends. From Seth Rollins to Bayley. All with VERY upset looks.

Becky: We're the ones who asked him to do this Dean.

Dean: But... But Why?

Bayley: Think back to yesterday Dean... 😞

Dean: hmmmmmm

Yesterday....

Dean was testing the bath after he got home from work.

Dean: Dammit, Stupid Water it's not hot enough!

He gets out and grabs the electric furnace and Throws it in the bathtub.

Dean: Ahhh Dean You Genius. Always thinking ahead-

Boom!!!

The wall blew up and the rest of the house caught on fire.

Luckily they were able to save the house.

Today....

Dean: Okay, so I mess up sometimes, but you can't kill me just for that!

Bayley: What?! We're not Killing you Dean. We're just going to make you not so.. uhh

Kevin: We're gonna make you Not a Dumbass!

Gallows: That's right! Introducing my latest invention the SMART-BOI 2000!

It was a giant laser cannon.

Gallows: It reverses your brain patterns, so the dumber you are, the Smarter you end up!!!

(So if I was zapped with it, I'd be Steven Hawking)

Dean: But I Already Got 10000 IQ!

Seth: Flip the switch Doc! Let's cure This Idiot!

Gallows: Certainly!

Bayley: I can't look.😞

She hides Behind her Boyfriend, Finn Balor.

Kevin: Do It! Do It! Do It!

Gallows turns it on.

Dean was Screaming from the zap.

Kevin: Damn, I should have brought some popcorn.

After it was done zapping, Becky ran over to Dean.

Becky: Dean! Are you alright?

Kevin: Well, I think we killed him.

Dean wakes up.

Bayley: D-Dean? Are you alright?

Dean: I feel Fantastic, Thank you for asking.

Everyone: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Kevin: Yep. He's broken.

Seth: well he certainly seems different. Hey Dean, Say Something Smart.

Dean: Intelligence isn't something that can be gauged from spouting a simple phrase or fact. The Sample size would be Way too miniscule to make an inference.

Kevin: Dean, who's the most top tier character in Smash Ultimate?

(If you don't know what that is, it's an awesome video game)

Dean: No One, Because the internet can't make up its damn mind.

Gallows: My God! He's a Genius!

Bayley: Come on Guys! Let's take "Smart Dean" Back Home! 😊

Home....

The house was STILL on Fire!!!!

Seth: Oh that's right. The house is still on Fire.

Becky: Welp, I'll go get the firetruck I guess...

Dean: Hmm, This shouldn't be hard to fix.

Dean runs out of the house.

Everyone looks Behind them with confused faces.

Dean: Ok! Introducing! ROBO DEAN!!

Robo Dean: It's Mee rObO dE4N at ur sErvIcE

Bayley: WOW!!!

Robo Dean: mAn deez place smells like my mama's pussy!

He turns on his built in water hose. And starts putting out the fire.

Robo Dean: be gone fiar you little bitchy you don't screw with me.

The fire is now put out and the house is clean.

Bayley: Wow, pretty handy to have a genius for a friend!

Seth: Yeah I wonder what else he's capable of?

Dean: hmmmmmm....

Later...

Seth was on his computer watching memes.

Seth: Wow!!

Then the screen said...

YOUR PC IS LOCKED BY MRROLLINS2!!

Seth: NAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dean walked into the room and looks at Seth's computer.

Dean Starts typing in various codes and the computer is back to normal.

Seth: Woah!!!

Dean: 💡

He types in more codes.

MrRollins2's House...

He was celebrating when he got the alert.

Banned: You are Banned FOREVER!!

MrRollins2: as hfdvfjdgjdgrjdthghvh free yffdgsbdfufggjd um fhfg jdb fgef

Becky's House...

She Was having some problems too with one of her Weapons.

Dean: Hello, What's wrong Becky?

Becky: My Weapon snapped...

Dean: Hmmmm.... I Got it!

He Actually Fixed The Weapon, unlike the old him, who would half-ass it.

Becky: Thank you Dean!😊

Game contest...

Bayley was in a contest against a random person in a game of "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate"

Dean went to Bayley and motivated her to win.

Bayley won by 1-hit kill.

Home...

Dean started to get hungry.

Dean: All this good samaritan work is making me hungry.

He goes to the fridge.

Dean: Time to satiate my hunger with a delicious luncheon..

He pulls out a plate of his favorite food, Steak, peas and a Happy-Bowl sandwich.

He puts it on the table and starts eating it FAST.

Seth walks over and joins him.

Seth: I guess no matter how smart you get, you'll always have your love of Steak, peas and a Happy-Bowl sandwiches Bro!

Dean's finished his plate.

Dean: Hmm, I'm still quite hungry. Brother, May I ask for your Steak, peas and a Happy-Bowl sandwich?

Seth: Sorry Dean, This is for me.

Dean all of a Sudden got PISSED!!!

He tries pulling on to the plate but Seth keeps pulling it back to him.

Dean: Come on, just one morel. I helped Everyone today, it's only fair.

Seth: But I haven't had any yet!!!

Dean: GIVE IT TO ME THIS INSTANT SETH!

They kept fighting over the food until Dean was flung to the wall.

Dean: Brother, I'm going to give you one last chance to give me that food.

Seth: Dean... Just because you're super smart doesn't mean you just get what you want.

Dean: 😳 A world where a man cannot enjoy his lunch... These inbreds cannot comprehend the enigmatic complexes of my mind and the sheer magnitude of my aspirations.

He runs down the stairs all the way back to their cabin

(Sometimes Dean and Seth hang out at the cabin.)

Dean was finished working on an invention called the Food Sucker 3000

Dean: Now brother, you'll see what happens when you mock me. YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!!

Becky's house....

She was searching for what to eat and sees a bowl of spaghetti.

She reaches to grab it but it flies right at her. She ducks and it flings right to Dean's Food Sucker.

The Shield's House...

Seth: Finally, Time to have my lunch.

The whole Fucking table INCLUDING SETH Flew out of the ceiling.

Kevin....

Kevin: hell yeah. I'm feeling like some subway for lunch.

The ENTIRE SUBWAY FLUNG To Dean's house.

Kevin: Well screw you then.

Seth....

He and the table were still flying when he noticed where he was going was familiar.

Seth: Whaaa! My Cabin?! Wait! Dean is That you?!

Dean: Hello Brother.... 😈

Everyone in town was an Angry mob in front of the house.

(Damn, Even Bayley? But she's so innocent)

Kevin/Homer Simpson: Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?!

Seth: Dean, What are you doing? This isn't like you!

Dean: This is Revenge for all the times Everyone's treated me like an Idiot! But who are the Idiots now brother?! WHO ARE THE IDIOTS NOW?!

Becky: Dean... Why... Why are you being a Jerk?

Bayley: Yeah! We know the real Dean Ambrose is in there somewhere! 😞

Dean: PFFT... HE'S GONE NOW! IT IS ONLY I, SMART DEAN AMBROSE!!!

Becky: Man, at least dumb Dean didn't throw tantrums this bad...

Seth: Bro, There's still time to fix this! Just give back our food and no one needs to get hurt!

Kevin: Screw that! We're going to beat his ass!

He ran After him but Dean Dodged it.

Dean ran into the house.

The ground crumbled and a MASSIVE ROBOTIC MECH Emerges from the ground.

Kevin: Dats a Huge Bitch!!

Dean's mech slammed on the ground, launching the cast.

Seth: Wow What an Asshole!

Bayley: We've..... We've created a monster 😞

Seth: What are we going to do guys?
There's no way we can beat him. He's even smarter than Gallows now.

Becky: WAIT THAT'S IT! We can use Gallows' Machine to turn another Idiot Into a genius. Then they can be the one to stop Dean!

Kevin: lol where are we going to find someone who's as much of a Dumbass as Dean?

Everyone looks at Kevin.

Kevin: ....... What?

The City.......

Dean's mech was sucking (Not the good kind)

Dean: Computer, status report.

Computer: 97% taken over the food supply.

Dean: Haha! Exquisite!

The ground started to rumble when Dean looked and saw another mech.

Mech: Howdy do Bitches!!  Surrender now or I will subject you a thorough ass whooping.

Dean: Kevin?! So they made you a genius too, huh?

Kevin: That is correct. Now I can calculate the square root of smashing your fat ass!!

Dean: Oh it's on Asshole!!

(1 giant mech battle later because I'm way too lazy lol)

Dean's mech was wrecked as Dean crawled out of it and sees the angry faces of Seth, Becky, Gallows and the sad face of Bayley.

Gallows: What's up Bitches!!

Dean: NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!!

Gallows points his zapper at Dean.

Dean: No! Please don't strip me of my knowledge.... I can't go back to being that babbling Idiot... It'll take away meaning to live-

Gallows: Suck my Ass!!

He shoots Dean with the zapper anyway.

Seth: Dean, are you a dumbass again?...

Dean: Why? Am I about to get laid?

Seth, Bayley, Becky: YAY!!!!

The city rumbles.

Dean: aw come on I just wanna piss in Seth's sandwich.

Kevin: wahahahahahahahaha!! Now there is no one who can oppose my genius! All the Food in the world, and even the world itself, will belong to me.

Gallows shoots him too.

Kevin:....... I was promised Ass Wine.

The End!!!

1659 words?!?! Really?? Are you serious?!?

Anyway I hope you enjoyed this EPIC(ly stupid) book

Just turning Dean Smart was already like, "okay this is weird" so I hope you liked it.

Dolph: And also be sure to visit me to get some Ass Wine.

Me: no Dolph!!

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See you next book.