Welcome to the Wattpad edition of "Smack-dab, in the Middle of Nowhere"! 

This was my debut novel, published back in 2017 on Kindle and paperback. While I've certainly changed a bit as an author since writing this book, it remains my favourite piece of work with some of my favourite characters. Bert and co. will always have a very special place in my heart, and I hope they find their way into yours, too.

If you enjoy this novel and would like to support me as its author, you can purchase Smack-dab on Amazon or in various stores by going to www.duncanppacey.com/books. If you don't have the cash on hand, that's OK! Please enjoy it for free right here for as long as you like.

Other Waste Stories

"Sievert & Gray: Detectors"
Available on Amazon

"Wolfcat & Pup"
Coming Soon

"The Crumble Bulletin"
www.crumblebulletin.com

Content Warnings: Depictions of cartoon violence; alcohol and drug use; frequent use of coarse language; dismemberment; sexual references; some darker themes typical of the post-apocalyptic genre.