Leo:NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!  FUCK!!

Eli:U ok?

Leo: NO!! ALANA IS BLIND!!

Eli: What?!*sees Cyan's fanfic* Oh. Sorry about that dude. At least she's not dead, right?

Leo: CYAN BEWARE BECAUSE I AM GONNA KILL U 4 DOING THIS!!!*takes blaster, slugs and knife and goes to find Cyan*

Ashley:*KO'es Leo* What made him angry?

Eli: Alana's blind.

Ashley:*gasp*

Eli: Yeah. Sad.

Leo:*wakes and sits up* What happened?

Ashley: Dude, sorry bout her.

Leo: I know.*goes to room and plans to kill Cyan* Why does she have to be blind.......why....

Slugcat:Sad about Alana. Got her here though.

Alana: Where am I?

Eli: At the Shane Hideout.

Leo:*bursts out of room and sees Alana* ALANA!!*hugs her with tears in his eyes* I'm so sorry about you!!

Alana:I-it's ok, Leo. I got over it.

Leo: *lets go* Alana, tell me if u EVER need help ok? I'll always be there for you.

Alana: Ok. Thx man.

Leo: N-no prob.

Ally: I could restore her vision temporarly.*restores Alana's vision temporarly*

Alana: I can see!

Leo: Thank god! *kisses Alana's cheek and hugs Ally for a short while*

Ally: Ok.....and TIME 4 THE DARES!!

Eli, Trixie, Kord, Leo and Pronto: Crap

Ashley: Loki....

Loki: Ready!

Ally: These are Slugcat's bday dares so let's start. Someone hand me a Tempesto.

Emily:*gives her Tempesto*

Ally:*goes outside*

Everyone:*follows her outside*

Ally: Hand over the slugs and blaster.

Eli:*hands over slugs and blaster*

Ally:*shoots Tempesto*

Eli:*jumps in and revives* Got killed once they saw me.

Leo: Ok....

Trixie:*bites lip*

Eli: Trix u ok?

Trixie: Eli I'm divorcing you! *puts hand on mouth*

Eli: WHAT?!

Trixie:I'm sorry!

Eli:*shoots her with Burpy and Bludgeon* YOU MEANT SO MUCH TO ME!! *mounts Lucky and rides away*

Ally: She's unconscious.

Leo: Alana, with me. I'm getting E.

Alana: Ok.*mounts Midnight*

Leo:*mounts Eagle(E-7) and goes to find Eli*

Alana:*follows Leo*

Ally:*lifts Trix with gravity powers and puts her on the couch* That dare went bad. So let's continue with the rest. Bring the sheep!

Glynss: This is gonna be hilarious.

Ashley: Loki?

Loki: Aw yeah!

Pronto: Ugh, fine. To show you all Pronto has compassion! *hugs sheep* I love you!

Sheep: No way pussy!*attacks Pronto and runs away*

Pronto: Ow!!

Loki: Got that on tape.

Meanwhile...

Alana: Eli!

Leo: Dude!

Alana: Leo! I got good and bad news!

Leo:*rides to Alana* NO!! Eli.........why.....

Alana: Can't believe he commited suiside!

Leo: He loved Trixie more than anything.

Alana: I'll call Ally.*calls Ally*

Ally:*answers phone call* Hello?

Alana: Ally, I have good news and bad news. Which one you wanna hear first?

Ally: Good.

Alana: We found him. The bad news is that he......killed himself.

Ally: WHAT?! *facepalm* Dammit.

Alana: I know. We're at the forest nearby the hideout.

Ally: Ok, we're coming. *hangs up*

At the hideout....

Trixie:*stirs and opens eyes* What happened?

Ally: Because of the dare, Eli commited suiside.

Trixie: WHAT?!*sits up* Pls be joking.

Ally: I'm not.

Trixie:*cries*

Slugcat: Wow. That extreme for Trix?

Kord: You don't read Ally's fanfics, do you?

Slugcat: Not often.

Glynss: He really loves her.

Ally: We need to get to Leolana. They're at the clearing of the nearest forest.

Everyone:*goes to Leo and Alana*

Leo: Guys! We weren't kidding. Look. *shows them Eli*

Trixie:*falls to her knees and sobs* No....

Leo:*puts a hand on her shoulder*

Ally:*revives Eli*

Eli:*stirs and opens eyes, and sits up* Argh, what the hell happened?

Trixie: Eli! *hugs him*

Eli*pushes her off and walks away*

Leo: Bro, that was the dare! Trix saying that she's gonna divorce u.

Eli:*stops and turns to Leo* Wait, really?

Slugcat: Yeah...

Eli: Well then why didn't you say so?! I blasted Trix with Burpy and Bludgeon!! *runs to Trixie and hugs her* Are you ok?! Did I hurt you?!

Trixie: Eli, I'm fine.

Eli: Thank god.*kisses Trixie breifly on the lips*

Everyone:*mounts mecha and rides back to hideout*

At the hideout......

Leo: I can't believe I'm doing this.

Kord: Me too.

Ally: Just do it already, we still have Cyan's dares.

Leo: Ugh, fine.*spray paints Wyatts bubblegum pink*

Kord: I can't look!*runs to room*

Eli: Got that on tape Loki?

Loki: Of course!

Kord:*comes out of room* Let's get these dares over with. Last one?

Leo:Listen to smooth jazz for a minute without screaming.

Kord: Mothafuck.

Eli:*plays smooth jazz*

One minute later....

Kord: I am scarred for life.

Cyan: My dares! Finally! Eli, go on a date with anyone BUT Trixie.

Eli: Why did I get the feeling I'll get that dare?

Cyan:*chuckles*

Leo:*tries to stab Cyan*

Alana: Leo, don't.

Leo: *puts knife back*

Alana: Thank you.

Eli: Ugh, fine. Alana?

Alana: Ok.

Leo: YOU'RE TAKING ALANA OUT?!

Eli: Yeah, why not? I prefer to stay friend zone with OC's and Alana's friend zone with me in Cyan's fanfics.

Leo: Crap.

3 hours later.....

Eli: That was awesome!

Alana: Yeah dude! That movie was so cool!

Ashley:What took u guys so long?

Eli: Snowdance.

Ally: Oh. What movie did u watch? The Fault in our Stars?

Eli: Hell no!

Alana: Why would we watch that?

Ally: Just guessin.

Eli: Next?

Cyan: Kord, no technology for a week.

Kord: NOOOOOO

Eli: Lol his reaction!!

Loki: Lololol

Twist: Sup.

Eli: Sup.

Cyan: Come on, do it for me.

Ashley: Yeah.

Kord: How come Ash didn't get any dares...

Ashley: Because I'm nice.

Kord: Fine. Starting now!

Ashley: And Leo has to friend Emily of SB. Cyan's dare.

Leo: FUCK NO!

Ashley: Pls....*does puppy eyes*

Leo: Ash, don't do that, it makes me feel guilty....

Ashley:Pls....

Leo: Ugh, fine.*friends Emily on SB* Happy?

Cyan: Yeah and you all would be happy to help me with this dare.

Eli: And what is that?

Cyan: Troll Pronto in Slugcraft for 10 minutes.

Everyone except Pronto and Kord: *trolls Pronto in Slugcraft*

Kord: Aw man

Pronto: ARGH EVERYONE IS TROLLING ME!!

Glynss: Yeah! Kaboom and Pronto's house is down!

Ally: Only the house?Eli and I blew up his whole Survival Server to bedrock.

Pronto: WHAT?! Which one?

Eli: Pronto's best world. Why?

Pronto: NOOOO!!!! THAT WAS PRONTO'S FAVORITE AND FIRST SERVER!!!!

Eli: Then we hit the jackpot! *high fives Ally*

Trixie: Nice! I mined out all the resources. Even coal and cobblestone.

Eli: So that he'll remain a noob with crappy dirt houses. Nice!

Leo: Glithed his server.

Ashley: Seriously? I turned every single thing in his server into cobwebs.

Cyan: Turned his skin into a text saying that Sedo's awesome.

Slugcat: His username is Sedo's bitch.

Eli: Nice one Slugcat!!

Slugcat: You're welcome.

Loki: Made all mobs look like pigs or sheep.

Twist: Turned his house into lava.

Alana: Sent him to The End.

Leo: Nice!

Molester Moon: Molested him!!

Eli: Wha?

Molester Moon: I'm just a voice so you can't see me. But I can molest u!!

Ally: Shit.

Molester Moon: Which is why I only molest the people Shane's tell me to molest.

Leo: Molest Emily.

Emily: WHAT?!

Molester Moon: Shane's order.*molests Emily*

Leo: Ew but lol

Ashley:*whispers in Eli's ear*

Eli: Rachel.

Rachel: FUCK!!

Molester Moon:*molests Rachel*

Emily and Rachel:*screams and runs back to the citadel*

Eli: Did u hear how they screamed?! Hilarious!*laughs*

Alana: Yeah. Glad I'm not blind for this chapter.

Leo: I'm glad too.

Cyan: It's 10 minutes. And last dare!

Ally: Trix has to go 3 days without her camera.

Trixie: Dammit.

Cyan:*chuckles*

Trixie: You still let me use my computer right?

Cyan: Yeah.

Trixie: Good.

Eli: Yeah, let her use the computer if she can't use the camera. You don't wanna seperate both. Trust me, I tried.

Trixie: Don't remind me.

Ally: All the time we have today! Bye!