John: Why....

Slugcat: DO IT

Ally: I have a penalty for not doing dares, you know.

John: And what is that penalty?

Ally: Get molested by Molester Moon, then raped by Raper Sun. And Thor will strike you repeatingly with lightning for a week.

John: Ok, I prefer doing my dare.

Trixie: What was his dare?

Eli: To get insane with randomness.

John:*drinks potion* SKITTLES

Eli: Um....

John: GLYNSS I LUV U

Glynss: ....

John: PRONTO PUCKER UP

Pronto: HECK NO

Eli: Lololololol

John: ALANA WANNA HAVE S**

Leo: OH FUCK U!!!*kills John*

Ashley: I'm used to this

John: *punches Trixie*

Eli: FUCK U!!! *shreds John's body and puts his soul in a punching bag and starts punching it* TAKE THAT BITCH

*potion wears off*

John's sprit: WHY AM I DEAD

Ally: Eli killed u

John's sprit: GET ME OUT OF THIS PUNCHING BAG

Leo:*punches punching bag*

John: *shouts in pain*

Leo: Got enough bitch?!

John: ALLY HELP ME

Ally: Can't. Suggest ur dares in the comments and be evil.....>:) bb!